Jake Gyllenhaal Nailed Jessica Biel
Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel are set to star in the risque political satire Nailed, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
David O. Russell is attached to direct and co-write the screenplay with Al Gore’s daughter, Kristin Gore.
Biel, 25, would play Sammy Joyce, a socially awkward small-town receptionist who has a nail accidentally shot into her head by a clumsy workman, eliciting wild sexual urges. The uninsured Joyce goes on a crusade to Washington to fight for the rights of the bizarrely injured. She meets an immoral congressman (Gyllenhaal, 26) who takes advantage of her sex drive and capitalizes on her crusade as Joyce heads into her own career in politics.
Filming for Nailed has a tentative start date of January 2008.
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Wth? lol Is Jake old enough to be a congressman? And why are people still giving Jessica Biel roles?
I saw that Huckabees clip on Youtube, that guy is so crazy.
The plot sounds very funny, but not so sure about Jessica Biel. I could see Anna Faris playing the role.
Dumbest movie ever. Nail in the head? Lame. However, Ana Faris WOULD totally make this movie campy and hilarious. J. Biel w/ a sex drive? Not buying it. I can only picture her walking dogs. Her voice sounds too manly too be sexy.
Jakey poo is so gay. Biel cant act.
Tina, you need to grow up.
Jakeypoop sure needs to play a normal sex-crazed young American for a change and put to rest all the nasty rumors about him recently. If he can demonstrate his abilities and his equipment here he might just revive his career and begin to make some real money for himself. Then he won’t have to marry Reese for hers.
Being called gay isn’t a “nasty rumor”, Hal. It’s only unfortunate if it’s not true and the guy has been denying it all these years.
Hal seems to have a disturbing obsession with Jake. He doesn’t seem to have his own life. Hal, maybe you should get away from the computer screen and go outside. Let Jake live his life and get your own.
And why are people still giving Jessica Biel roles? =\
This sounds stupid.
Jesus, let Jake do a comedy! He did BBM, Zodiac and Rendition and it seems people didn´t like very much (I loved BBM and liked Zodiac, Rendition in my country only the next year and I´ll go to see).
I don´t know Jessica´job. However, who could say that Michelle Willians shined in BBM? Maybe, Jessica deserve a chance. And, to be honest, a lot of rubbish movie have a big box office.
I wonder if Reese will be on the set of Jake’s 2 upcoming movies with Natalie and Jessica. She seems like such the jealous type. I’ll bet she’ll be worried the whole time he is filming those movies!
???: But Jake leads, or at least seems to lead, a more interesting life than I do. I am not a movie star, don’t have to evade papas, and no one wonders about my sexuality, darn it. Anyway, are you saying the other posters here are not fixated on Jakeypoop? That’s not the impression I get. However, unlike them, I don’t spend my time pretending to know how he feels about things. I just comment, albeit a bit snarkily, on what he does and on his public persona.
How will Jessica’s GIGANTIC ego even fit on the screen? For someone with such average acting ability she walks around like she thinks she has the talent of Cate Blanchett.
I guess it will be Jessica and Jake in a few months instead of Jake and Reese
I would much rather see Jake & Jessica together, than him with Greasy Reesy.
29 Tina : 11/05/2007 at 1:16 pm
And this crazy ***** is a Sl ut. Did you finish doing America after Jake finished doing your dad?
WTF are you talking about, **** Tina? You are talking gibberish.
just cause it sounds like its gunna suck dont mean that ur not gunna watch im sure most of u will i no i will if it gets made mostly cause i havent seen anything really good latly i mean next was ok but not great, and by the way all u girls that r smack talkin jessica stop being so jelous of the fact that jessica has an awesome body and u dont if u want a body half that sexy get off ur LAZY ass and go to the GYM
hi i was actually in the movie it was really fun because i got to hug jessica beil jake gyllinhaal (who didn’t have his shirt on)melinda willams (my middle name is melinda)tacey morgan and marsha it was awsome if the stars r reading this hi it was really fun shooting the movie with you
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