OlderWed, 07 November 2007 at 10:32 am
Jessica Alba is Broadway Bound
Jessica Alba is being courted to star in a Broadway revival of David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow in the spring, according to The NY Post.
Speed-the-Plow is a satirical dissection of the American movie business and although Alba doesn’t have any stage experience whatsoever, Broadway still wants her! Sounds perfect for her since she pokes fun of Hollywood anyway…
The play was first performed by the Lincoln Center Theater at NYC’s Royale Theater in 1988, with Madonna in the cast. Yes, that Madonna. She too had no stage experience when she took the role of secretary Karen.
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first? =)
woop.
One of the most beautiful Girl!!!!! LOVE HER!! =)
HEY! i wanted to be first.. thats not fair :( .. lol
I love what she’s wearing and she looks beautiful :D!!
Thanx Jared ..
#4 haha sorry!
she’s so pretty it’s unreal.
She’s going to be the joke of Broadway. She can’t act in movies, why do they think she’s going to be any better on stage?
kl
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6A6B_6R83GU
Jessica is so hot and she’s a good actress
Good actress indeed, not to mention, sucessful~~
Seriously? A good actress? OMG.
if she isnt? how come so sucessful? all those movies?
She’s successful because men and boys think with their pen-ises.
Seriously, David Mamet is a stage god. I cannot believe he would let any of his wonderful work go to someone who has no talent.
hei eheiee eeeeeee
jessica
That’s the play gone down the pooper. Seriously a Mamet play and they cast Alba?! Are you kidding me?!
Love the color of her dress.
She’s successful because she’s hot looking and men want to sleep with her. Come on. The girl couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag. Have you SEEN Fantastic Four? She is the definition of wooden.
Yeah! She isn’t a good actress.
She is SO overrated in the looks and acting dept.
lmao #12.
save broadway..
If men want to slep with her; they are going to get HERPES…
http://laragmag.com/2007/08/09/la-rag-mag-exclusive-jessica-alba-got-herpes-from-derek-jeter
What? Has anyone seen Honey? Yikes. Mamet, Noooooooo! Maybe he’s being genuis for putting Alba in a satire that makes fun of Hollywood. Her acting is a joke, afterall. I could hardly think of anyone worse.
condolence to Broadway….
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j186/lww3cal/Z_jessica_alba272822173105.jpg
The above is a pic of that HerpWH0RE! Wasn’t she not ever goiung to do nudes? Is it because she got bumps on her Vadge?
And isn’t she the worlds ONE NIGHT STAND LOVER?? I wonder how she got herpes? Maybe she gave it to Jeter!
er yeah jared that picture of her is months old!!
She is a very good actress, I would love everyone who calls her a bad actress to go on stage and see how wonderful they are at it.
Again. VERY GOOD actress?? Really? I don’t disliker her, personally, but I’m also not willing to give her credit for talent she doesn’t have. She’s not the worst actress I’ve seen, but ‘very good’ is quite a stretch.
Bad actress. Should go back to TV
I saw Speed the Plow back in the day with Madonna, Joe Mantegna and Ron Silber
She is not a good actress.
I don’t know if Jessica would be any better. I think she’s trying to get acting props.
Maybe the part calls for a not-so-good actress? Hmmmm…
Oh no!!! I love that play and they always throw that role away to some dipshit and it could be such a great role. If you’ve read the play, it always gets played by a ******** queen…so there you go. That’s how she got started after all.
#6
lmao
man did i discover how bad things actually were when i did theater production & development internships a few years ago for broadway & off-broadway. they will shamelessly cast anyone who they think can bring in a buck. mostly it’s the musicals that sell out but i can’t say i’m that shocked. trust me, the powers that be think she’s talentless, but since she’s popular they don’t care. and since she wants to be taken seriously she’ll probably take it.
**** tease. i hope you’re thirsty cause i’ve got to take a :- )… . .
I love her she’s so beautiful,fresh,funny and talented!!!I agree she’s certainly not the best actress in the world but she CAN act! watch Dark Angel she completely made the show!!!
Don’t like her. Didn’t she dump her boyfriend not too long ago to force him to commit? She sounds like a manipulative *****.
alba is the most amazing actrees :)
Hey Jessica.
I love you and you are just amacing. :*
I`m not Rihanna but Hanna, and
I am from Norway :D :P
Love Hanna :*
You are just ameycing :D
Lov yah
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