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Borat’s Book Signing @ Borders

Borat’s Book Signing @ Borders

Fictional Kazakh reporter Borat attends a book signing for his new book “BORAT: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” at Borders on Wednesday in Los Angeles.

Peep this recent interview of Borat’s with Reuters:

Which country to do you prefer — Kazakhstan or the USA? I very much preferring Kazakhstan - it nicest place in the world! Please, you must look on my guidings book and then come visit. Bring your whole family and stay at Astana Funworld Resort - it have beautiful beaches, almost totally free of landmines and the sea is guarantee to have no jellyfish, shark, or any other marine life.

Which people are smarter? Kazakh peoples is definite has more powerful brains. Government scientist, Dr. Yamak have prove that our glorious leader, Premier Nazarbamshev have IQ of 412 and a brain that extend into most of his chest - it no surprise that he have never fail in complete any jigsaw puzzle. Since 93 percent of Kazakh people is direct relate to him within 3 generations, rest of population also shares this great intellects.

What advice do you have for people traveling around the United States? My book contains many useful informations for Kazakh peoples traveling to US and A - for example, best places to photograph ladies without their knowledge, location of Grand Canyons if you need place to dispose of a wife and location of Kazakh Embassy and where to go if you want to shoot a Redindians.

Borat’s book is very nice! I like! Watch the video of the book signing below!!!


Borat’s Book Signing @ Borders

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36 Comments

# 1

That picture is CLASSIC. He may have jumped the shark… but the short break did him good.

# 2

Ha second…I think!

# 3

******* hilarious !

# 4
angelina_mmm @ 11/08/2007 at 1:01 am

“it have beautiful beaches, almost totally free of landmines and the sea is guarantee to have no jellyfish, shark, or any other marine life.”

# 5
the_original_nika @ 11/08/2007 at 1:07 am

he cracks me up.

# 6
ihavenolife @ 11/08/2007 at 1:23 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

# 7

my favorite fictional character…

# 8
BOOM.SHAKA.LAKA.boom @ 11/08/2007 at 2:13 am

is that a kid or a small man? i feel violate :S

but yes, Borat is much the funny

# 9
BOOM.SHAKA.LAKA.boom @ 11/08/2007 at 2:13 am

*violated

I thought Cohen said before that he’s permanently disposed of the Borat personality. Guess not. Nice~~~

I think it’s inappropriate for children to wear that (short shorts in the picture) even if it’s just for laughs.

LOL… good ole’ borat. What a goofball

where the damn kids pants?>.sick

NOT COOL BORAT @ 11/08/2007 at 6:31 am

REALLY UNCOOL TO DO THIS TO A KID SACHA - BAD FORM. AND NOT FUNNY.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D really coool

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL :d:d:d:d

CHECK the viiiideoooooo of boart book signing borders

******* funny!!!!!!!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL :d:d:d:d

CHECK the viiiideoooooo of boart book signing borders

******* funny!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7CxRwo8U00

Jagshemash!

My name a Jonny the Monkey, number one most famous celebrity in all Kazakhstan. Good friend Borat still only number four most famous, but maybe he move up in rankle after great success of new book…

Thanks you for make promotion of hims touristic guide here and also for show picture photo from Boreders book signings. Is nice.

And Jonny actually recognize this Kazakh boy show with Borat. He is elementary school running tracks star and also best pick-pocketer in Almaty town.

Chenquieh.

NOTE: This comment was ‘hand signed’ by Jonny the Monkey to his gypsy assistant Batyr, who then translated and posted those words here.

Kazakh woman @ 11/08/2007 at 9:39 am

STUPIDITY AND IGNORANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh My I agree with you, it looks just wrong, almost like child pornography. I don’t like Borat, he’s creepy and he sucks!

angelina is a slut @ 11/08/2007 at 10:19 am

SO SO SO WRONG, BUT SO SO SO FUNNY.

That photo is too much. Did someone call Child Welfare Services on him?!?!? That child is definitely in distress.

I think Sasha is going to come back as that obnoxious Aussie designer in about a year. He might jump the shark, but that guy doesn’t give up.

OMG, OMG.I don’t know what to think about this .

I’ll tell you paula my love. This pic is quite disturbing and should be taken down.

who the hell is that half dressed ass idiot! runner for freaks and child abuser. ever wonder why these people are such weirdos.

some people will make anyone a celebrity!!! this ass-hole is one of them!!! funny my ass!!! if i ever see him i hope i have a cream pie for his stupid face!!! then my ass will be famous. Ha
I Hate This over rated pig of a SOAB!!!

homo aint the word for this freak. and why the hell can you say the n word on here but not the word por…….. you know orpn unsramble the words. wtf? is that all about i need to check into that jive.

Here's The Deal @ 11/08/2007 at 2:32 pm

LMFAO! “Buy 5 books, get a Gypsie free! They are good for carrying bags….”

It’s all so wrong, yet hilarious.

Stupid as sh*t.

Get a sense of humor stupid people

he shoud be ashame of make laugh of them,what if somebody does the same with usa.i dont like borat at all

he is a jew and the people from that country are muslins that is why he makes fun of them.not funny

Get a grip you morons. The picture is funny. The kid is hilarious. Those of you who think it’s pornographic need to look up the definition of the word. This was meant for comedy, not for sexual titillation. He’s meant to be a poor foreign kid who’s doing the best he can with what he’s got. It’s genius on Cohen’s part. Absolutely hilarious. Those of you who don’t get it should just go quietly away.

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