Jake Gyllenhaal is Plaid to Meet You

Nono I agree!

Think of all the minds and hearts he would open if Fake Witherspoon came out. Poor guy is feeling more and more trapped by these denials.

Nono, you are naive. Showmance is a marvelous word and very accurate too. Money is what makes Hollyweird go round if you haven’t figured that out yet. [You probably think love and sex motivates it but that shows how confused you are]. So when actors make a public display of their “love” for each other and smooch in public, etc., etc., you have to understand that they are doing it for the publicity that will up their income in various ways. They aren’t smooching just to make you envious or happy or whatever. Wise up.

I don’t know them either and don’t know anymore than you do about what they do in bed, if they get into bed. I merely said that when two actors make a public matter of their relationship it has to be essentially for some pecuniary profit. Actors don’t display themselves before the public except for money. Now on to money. I was checking how much Jake’s movies have made. Proof was a poof: cost 20 million to make and took in 14 million world wide. Jarhead did better: cost 72 million to make and took in 97 million world wide, but that isn’t any big amount by Hollyweird standards. Brokeback was cheap to make and was quite profitable. Zodiac cost 65 million to make and took in 84 million; again not much by Hollyw. standards. And Rendition has made only 14 million so far. No word on what it cost, but I would imagine more than that. So however much of a celebrity Jake is I imagine he is not regarded as a big money maker in Hollywood. Now Dan Radcliffe at 18 years of age IS a big moneymaker. That is why he is getting something like 25 million dollars for each of his next two movies. Jake got 3 million for Jarhead. Some difference. Perhaps Jake needs a little wizardry in his future.