Jake Gyllenhaal is a Football Player

I THINK HE`S NOT SOOO ATTRACTIV :O
WHO´S NAT?

Gosh is getting uglier day by day.

Jake is good!

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Reese is a good beard, no reason to be jealous! lol

now that’s the kind of film i’d like to see jake in, should be good.

He used to be so good looking what happened to him? and he’s so boring now, the film, looks good though.

Meline, he is still good looking. People don’t stay the same forever. They grow and change and I think Jake has grown into a beautiful man.

I too am wondering how Joe Namath will be portrayed.

Wow, getting a beard does get you a good masculine role.

Talula, guess we should put you in the childrens room too. Grow up.

Children room????? You’re so stupid what about you in the ***** room that would be nice. just sayin’
Jake is so damn ugly.

Jake is fug!

I think Jake si gorgeous, funny, talented, and HOT. But hey, what do I know?

jake’s a ***….just kidding I love Jake..as much as I love…music-by-me.blogspot.com!

dont bother to post then cause i don’t want my comments modified.

The shomance is working! I told you that we could get you booked to play a womanizing stud!!

I’m a genius!

Jake loves you too delusional fangirl. Please visit every website you can think of and show your support!

Fug

Jake is absolutely HOT!

I think he did a big deal changing girlfriend. In spite of big chin, Reese is nice. But kirsten, after some drinks, is in the top list of 25 uglies celebrities! Poor girl!
I don´t like very much biopic but if Jake is in I `ll watch this movie.

By the way, Jared bring us pics of Brothers´set. It will be too hard doing it?

Jake’s still hot but I miss the days of cute Jake and Kirsten.

Why are you people such idiots?

Can any of you provide even the slightest bit of proof that he’s gay? Anything? Anything at all? Ted Casablanca HAS A TERRIBLE record of “outing” celebrities. Am I the only one who remembers that he thought Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were lovers FOR YEARS. Even PerezHilton doesn’t believe Jake is gay. I’d say that PerezHilton has a FAR BETTER track record than Idiot Ted at outing ACTUAL “gay” celebrities. Second, according to Ted, everyone is gay. Now he thinks Vince Vaughn is gay. The man is clearly an idiot. Wasn’t Ted the one saying that Jake was in New York acting all gay with Austin, when Austin wasn’t in New York and Jake was there WITH REESE, his girlfriend. You believe THIS guy? Really?

Isn’t Ted Casablanca, who is quickly becoming the laughing stock of gossip columnists, and his stupid Toothy Tile thing the only bit of evidence you have? Haven’t you noticed that half the things Ted has printed about Jake and/or Toothy Tile have been proven erroneuous? Does it even matter at this point?

Answer me this, why is Ted Casablanca THE ONLY gossip columnist who has this “information” regarding Jake’s homosexuality? What made Ted so special that NO ONE ELSE seems to have this information? Also, doesn’t it bother any of you that the ONLY person who believes Jake to be gay — Idiot Ted — believes that Jake and Reese are in an actual relationship now.

I think at this point only a moron would believe Jake was gay. Going on a message board and writing “GAY” or “SHE’S A BEARD” with no proof doesn’t make you clever.

It makes you a troll.

Again! This men with mental disorder. He make public six with prostitutes during travel by airplane in toilets, at the beaches, in corritor of hotels, in shopcenters like every people whose has a mental problems. The doctors tell that when we became crazy we return to chilhood! This is Hollywood. Nowadays they can only introduce this kind of ***** men or prostitutes for us. There aren’t profissional actors or actreses more. Poor decadcent film industry!

“the consensus is that this is a showmance.”

By whom, they have been together for at least 8months and managed to keep it quite (only the odd sightings) is that how a “showmance” works. Surely they would have been out and about for everybody to see right from the beginning. You TT’ers really should think about something else rather than Jake Gyllenhaal’s sexuality. You are so infatuated it is really scary,

Yes, Anon @ #46, you have us totally convinced. We’re all trolls. Sorry. Jake is straight. He is totally ****ing Reese all over Rome and San Francisco, in airplanes, and soon in New Mexico while he shoots. They will get married and live happily ever after. He will not regret for a moment the life he lived and the decisions he made.

You’re right.

Aninnymouse, if it makes you feel better, just keep thinking like that. hahahahahaha

Jim if you read the proper articles you will se that Joe Namath agreed to film because they will cast Jake.

Oh ya Lexy,

Talk about self-aggrandizement. It’s a disease with you. Only 10 people think he’s straight? Uh huh! That’s believable! The consensus is this is a “showmance?” Maybe in retardland where the clouds are yellow and the lillies are pure as snow.

GET OVER YOURSELF PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only people who think he is gay is the gay mafia that travel from gossip site to gossip site and print the same crap over and over again. NO ONE BELIEVES HE IS GAY!

I can’t help but notice how you still offer no proof that he’s gay. Only more BS about a “consensus” that doesn’t exist. Do you even know what consensus means?

Consensus: Agreement in opinion; collective opinion.

You honestly think that the majority of people believe Jake is gay? I bet not even 10% of people think he’s gay. I bet that number can be as low as 1% to 2%.

Stop reading Ted Casablanca’s website Lexy, it’s turning your mind into mush!

You still haven’t answered the question, why is Ted Casablanca the only gossip columnist reporting this? Where is US Weekly? People? In Touch? Where is PerezHilton?

PerezHilton is the one who broke that Reese and Jake were together in the first place. Is he in on this conspiracy? Is PerezHilton the type that would protect a closeted gay actor with a “showmance?”

That’s why I think you people are so stupid. Because your arguments are SO ILLOGICAL that they defy reason. You are being obtuse. You know what that means? Do you acknowledge that Ted claiming that Jake was about to come out in May/June corresponded at the SAME EXACT TIME that he and Reese were becoming serious about each other. But back then Ted didn’t even believe that they were together.

Obtuse: slow to understand; deliberately stupid.

Isn’t it just possible that Ted Casablanca is WRONG? You realize that Ted is a joke to most gossip columnists right?

Reese, is that you as “jp”?

Too bad Jake didn’t conform to the TT crowd’s version of Jake/ anyone else’s slash fiction. Why indeed play a gay character in Hollywood…please…what a pain the the neck it is…who needs the headache…of silly useless fan oldgirls running all over the net posting showmance beard BS about Jake and Reese. Get a life all you fat no talented losers or stay on your own ridiculous blogs and let TedC make you happy. Stop the Pollution!

jp, Lori etc Don’t worry about lexy, evelyn and those lot. Some people when they have their fantasies destroyed become bitter and twisted and take it out the only way they now how, blurting out toxic poison on every site that has a Jake/Reese post. Thwy are VERMIN.

See what I don’t understand is why would they keep it quite for months if it’s for PR as you seem to think. Friends do not try to hide their relationship and go to extremes not to be seen together for months when cearly they have been “friends” as you say since at east Feb/March.

That’s where the illogical part comes in…

If this was all just for show, why would they hide it for so long?

You realize the “jake is gay” “ted casablanca is never wrong” crowd DIDN’T BELIEVE that the sightings of Jake and Reese were real when they were first reported. They just summarily rejected them. No pictures. No proof. No relationship. Period. A standard, I must say, they should apply to themselves. Ted continued reporting his stupid TOOTHY TILE bull, even though Jake and Reese were already shacking up and playing house on weekends.

That’s why I brought up the May story that Ted released of Toothy Tile “ready to come out of the closet.” May is when Reese and Jake were getting serious about each other. So that ENTIRE story was complete nonsense. Whoever gave it to Ted was LYING his ass off. But, like I wrote, that was when Ted and his idiot followers [from this point foward known as TedHeads] were still in deep denial.

Then once the relationship was made public and could no longer be denied, they began calling it a “showmance” and saying that Reese was “his beard.”

That’s the contradiction…

Those two points are completely contradictory.

These two have been together SINCE FEBRUARY. They just kept it quiet for several months. So if it is just as “showmance,” as these people are saying, why did they keep it quiet FOR EIGHT MONTHS?

Also, if Ted was wrong about the May “coming out” story, doesn’t it stand to reason that HE’S BEEN WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE? If his “source” had lied about that, isn’t it just logical that he lied about everything else as well?

It’s an ILLOGICAL argument to hold. That’s the reason why Ted Casablanca is so full of crap. Because he is the worst one. For months he denied there ever was a relationship. Then months after learning that the relationship was real he begins calling her his “faux girlfriend” — but he never explains why these two didn’t flaunt their relationship in the months when he, and his ****** followers, The TEDHEADS, were denying its existence.

I posted this very thing on the “Awful Truth” web page yesterday. I never made any disparaging comments against Ted or anyone else. I just laid out the facts. People over there are beginning to question whether Jake is TT at all. I made the point of saying that to Ted, Jake is Toothy Tile. But whoever gave Ted that information was either lying or was wrong. My conclusion was that there WAS NO TOOTHY TILE!

You know Ted Casablanca did? He erased my post.

The man is a liar, a fink and now, a coward.

Amon
Homosexuals and prostitutes are social useless. They destroy the society and don’t update the society too. They transmit serious illess!!!They don’t have hygiene.They are incompetent parasite. They destroy a good atmosphere of every place they are!!! And people withut principle and education is good to upste us!
I repeat…you continous to clean the feet of this people without caracter!!!

It is better that Reese Witherspoon don’t show more their ******** more because nowadays it is a pity to see children whose the mother is prostitute. Later they will learn with her the same tricks of prostitution that their parents have teach to her. It means that they will take airplanes or another public places and they will do anal sex like her mother and the people must feel the smell of excrement again! This is something that slave like Amon apreciate. The king of Spain take their children in a normal public school over there because he don’t like their children in a privade school with our worse society at present. These ******** are terrible and can transmit only bad habits for another children when they have contact with then.
Thank you for information Jim!

It seems like that lot of people whose are writing here in Just Jared have no idea about hygiene too. I can inform you that in airplane is forbidden to smoke and another thing whose don’t be in hygiene rule. If the ***** men Jake Gyllenhaal and the prostitute Reese Witherspoon would like to practice prostitution, I repeat, they can practice in house of their prostitutes parents…and they can transmit hepatitis, syphilis and though their excrements, urin, vaginals secretions and sperm in toilets of own home or the prostitution house where they are born.

JP
Then trying to learn the hygiene rule. You can tryto be clean! It is more important for the society or people that speaking well this stupid language. In continental Europe we don’t need to practice the stupid English because there are another languages whose have better and superior culture.

aka I bet you have done it a few times in the tiolets.

Anon
kak fun
I will repeat prostitutes, homosexuals, ******** and people without principle and education are social useless. It is the reality. I can observ how dirty is Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon and the level of their fun club is so bad and dirty as these both actors. Perhaps they can do a army of people with bad caracter and without moral… Hallo Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon look at the kind of people with their bad examples criate…all kind of promiscuous identify with you!

What’s the point of the dark brown background that makes it almost impossible to read the messages?????

Ted is not the only one who thinks Jake is gay. Michael at Dlisted is another one. And check out Sociallite’s post on Jake as Namath. There are plenty of others as well.

dee dee,

Others think he is gay, true. But Ted is the only one proporting to have “inside” information about it. No others have sources telling them that Jake is gay. They just report what Ted had initially reported. Ted Casablanca is the only one claiming to have sources telling him that Jake is gay. I doubt dlisted has any sources at all. Some web sites, like that, just take what’s in the news and attach their snarky comments to it.

My question is how did Ted get so lucky? Why do other tabloids and gossip columnists not have sources offering similar information? Like I wrote, perezhilton was the one who broke the Jake/Reese relationship. Is perezhilton the type that would cover up for a closeted Hollywood homosexual? From what i’ve seen, Perez usually takes the lead in “outing” such people. Yet he clearly believes the story between Reese and Jake is real. He seems to believe that Jake is straight.

What does that tell you?

I can imagine what kind of person she is when I observ her son.
He make on street, in shopping centers, at the beach and worse in airplane toilet and contaminate the chairs with sexual illness and hepatitis with his dirty hands…If she would give to him better education and teach him how to have a little shyless…She is failure as mother!!!
Anon have interesses about your comments and you are a inferior person!!! Rude and promiscuous and indecent is you and Jake Gyllenhaal. It is a shyless to have a dirty and fake prostitute like Reese Witherspoon besides too!!!

Bloody Hell!!

You are really going for it aren’t you!!

LOL!!!

aka fun I think you need help desperately. Please go and see a psyciatrist asap please.

You need to see a psyciatrist or a therapist because you are such a SAD SAD person. I feel so sorry for you that you think by writing on here people are actually listening to anything you say. People are making fun of you don’t you see that. Perhaps it’s time to get a life and not worry about Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon.

By the way I hope you do go to toilet on the plane where they done it, then you may have an o****m thinking about it, and know what its like to have one because I bet you never have.

aka fun If you had everything you want in your life you would not be on here fantasing about Jake and Reese all the time.

They make such a lovely couple don’t they.

The last film of Angelina Jolie transfered the maniac people of pornographic films to see beovulf. They would like only to see her butt.
Hollywood can make only erotic and pornographic films at present because this industry haven’t prestige and it isn’t serious more. It is because the people don’t go to see serious films that Hollywood are making
more…and the great actress Meryl Streep can’t help when she take part of then. The films “In the Cut”, “Brokeback Mountains”, “The house of yes” where they teach the youth that incest between brothers and sisters it is ok and etc… killed this industry!

It now appears likely that Jakeypoop might be being used by La Witherspoon to get back at her ex. To show him she can find other men just as he has found other women. Poor Jakeypoop: a tool again. She occupies his time when he should be finding a woman his own age to marry and have children, but instead he ends up snared in the web of Reese (taratula) Witherspoon. Probably soon to be discarded. Poor Jakeypoop. Picked up and discarded by women and too nice a guy to see through it all. As Dunst said: a dork. Jakey the Dork.

JARED, please, post some news of Jake.
I was far away for a week and the same question?
Come one, Aka fun needs a new piece of news…

Gossip about Jake has dried up and pictures of him out and about have vanished from the net too. I suspect La Witherspoon has chained him to the bed and is using him shamelessly for her “pleasure.” He needs to be liberated before he is worn to a frazzle.

Anon 1:34,

Don’t mess with chris’ fantasies. He doesn’t like facing reality.

They’ve spent every weekend together for over a month, and they’ve both been filming movies. Her in San Fran (Four Christmases), him in New Mexic (Brothers). There have been sightings of them all over LA, San Fransisco, New Mexico and Tennessee.

He began filming his movie, “Brothers,” on November 20th. Or at least that was when he was first spotted in New Mexico.

He was then spotted at the airport leaving Santa Fe, NM for Nashville, TN on November 22, where he stayed until he returned that Sunday the 27th.

She’s went to see him on Dec 1 and 2 (this was the weekend those famous pics of Abbie and Ava). They were then spotted in LA on December 4th, where they went to a movie. Jake didn’t have any filming obligations that week, because they were shooting all of Tobey’s Afghanistan’s scenes. The next day, Reese left for San Fransisco where she began shooting her film. He spent nearly a week with her in San Fran (Dec 6 - 10), hence the photo released today. It was from Dec 8. He returned to New Mexico on the 10th to resume filming.

I’m pretty sure that they will get together this weekend since a) it’s Ryan’s weekend with the kids. b) It was Jake’s birthday yesterday. c) Christmas is next week and i’m pretty sure they both get the holidays off before returning to work in the New Year.

So add it up…Jake began filming exactly one month ago today and he and Reese have spent 14 out of 30 days together, not including their certain get together this weekend.

Ya, i’d say it’s pretty serious if every second you have off, you spend with each other despite busy work schedules.

If she were his “beard” why keep it all so low key? Hey geniuses? They spend all this time together, and yet only one photo of them out and about. If they are all for show, why did they hide it from the public for six or seven months before making their relationship public?

You people just can’t answer these questions. Because the answer is obvious…They are together, have always been together and are probably pretty serious about each other.

No matter how much you idiots want to deny it, that’s just a fact. They’re together.

jp: I adore your detailed schedule; are you his publicist?. If they have been “spotted” so often, why no pictures? I still prefer to imagine that she keeps him chained to her bed for entertainment whenever she can get a break from her busy schedule. Has she told you when she will see him next? You seem to be all knowing. LOL. A side question: why is he wasting his youth (not really so young any more) on a woman too old in all likelihood to bear him any kids? He has indicated he wants kids. Maybe he can’t make any himself and would prefer to be a foster to someone else’s? Suppose?

Chris
I will explain again with my bad English.
When you don’t have background or any kind of education your privade life will be a desaster! It is a destiny of people wihtout concience!