Jake Gyllenhaal is a Football Player

Jim if you read the proper articles you will se that Joe Namath agreed to film because they will cast Jake.

Oh ya Lexy,

Talk about self-aggrandizement. It’s a disease with you. Only 10 people think he’s straight? Uh huh! That’s believable! The consensus is this is a “showmance?” Maybe in retardland where the clouds are yellow and the lillies are pure as snow.

GET OVER YOURSELF PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only people who think he is gay is the gay mafia that travel from gossip site to gossip site and print the same crap over and over again. NO ONE BELIEVES HE IS GAY!

I can’t help but notice how you still offer no proof that he’s gay. Only more BS about a “consensus” that doesn’t exist. Do you even know what consensus means?

Consensus: Agreement in opinion; collective opinion.

You honestly think that the majority of people believe Jake is gay? I bet not even 10% of people think he’s gay. I bet that number can be as low as 1% to 2%.

Stop reading Ted Casablanca’s website Lexy, it’s turning your mind into mush!

You still haven’t answered the question, why is Ted Casablanca the only gossip columnist reporting this? Where is US Weekly? People? In Touch? Where is PerezHilton?

PerezHilton is the one who broke that Reese and Jake were together in the first place. Is he in on this conspiracy? Is PerezHilton the type that would protect a closeted gay actor with a “showmance?”

That’s why I think you people are so stupid. Because your arguments are SO ILLOGICAL that they defy reason. You are being obtuse. You know what that means? Do you acknowledge that Ted claiming that Jake was about to come out in May/June corresponded at the SAME EXACT TIME that he and Reese were becoming serious about each other. But back then Ted didn’t even believe that they were together.

Obtuse: slow to understand; deliberately stupid.

Isn’t it just possible that Ted Casablanca is WRONG? You realize that Ted is a joke to most gossip columnists right?

Reese, is that you as “jp”?

Too bad Jake didn’t conform to the TT crowd’s version of Jake/ anyone else’s slash fiction. Why indeed play a gay character in Hollywood…please…what a pain the the neck it is…who needs the headache…of silly useless fan oldgirls running all over the net posting showmance beard BS about Jake and Reese. Get a life all you fat no talented losers or stay on your own ridiculous blogs and let TedC make you happy. Stop the Pollution!

jp, Lori etc Don’t worry about lexy, evelyn and those lot. Some people when they have their fantasies destroyed become bitter and twisted and take it out the only way they now how, blurting out toxic poison on every site that has a Jake/Reese post. Thwy are VERMIN.

See what I don’t understand is why would they keep it quite for months if it’s for PR as you seem to think. Friends do not try to hide their relationship and go to extremes not to be seen together for months when cearly they have been “friends” as you say since at east Feb/March.

That’s where the illogical part comes in…

If this was all just for show, why would they hide it for so long?

You realize the “jake is gay” “ted casablanca is never wrong” crowd DIDN’T BELIEVE that the sightings of Jake and Reese were real when they were first reported. They just summarily rejected them. No pictures. No proof. No relationship. Period. A standard, I must say, they should apply to themselves. Ted continued reporting his stupid TOOTHY TILE bull, even though Jake and Reese were already shacking up and playing house on weekends.

That’s why I brought up the May story that Ted released of Toothy Tile “ready to come out of the closet.” May is when Reese and Jake were getting serious about each other. So that ENTIRE story was complete nonsense. Whoever gave it to Ted was LYING his ass off. But, like I wrote, that was when Ted and his idiot followers [from this point foward known as TedHeads] were still in deep denial.

Then once the relationship was made public and could no longer be denied, they began calling it a “showmance” and saying that Reese was “his beard.”

That’s the contradiction…

Those two points are completely contradictory.

These two have been together SINCE FEBRUARY. They just kept it quiet for several months. So if it is just as “showmance,” as these people are saying, why did they keep it quiet FOR EIGHT MONTHS?

Also, if Ted was wrong about the May “coming out” story, doesn’t it stand to reason that HE’S BEEN WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE? If his “source” had lied about that, isn’t it just logical that he lied about everything else as well?

It’s an ILLOGICAL argument to hold. That’s the reason why Ted Casablanca is so full of crap. Because he is the worst one. For months he denied there ever was a relationship. Then months after learning that the relationship was real he begins calling her his “faux girlfriend” — but he never explains why these two didn’t flaunt their relationship in the months when he, and his ****** followers, The TEDHEADS, were denying its existence.

I posted this very thing on the “Awful Truth” web page yesterday. I never made any disparaging comments against Ted or anyone else. I just laid out the facts. People over there are beginning to question whether Jake is TT at all. I made the point of saying that to Ted, Jake is Toothy Tile. But whoever gave Ted that information was either lying or was wrong. My conclusion was that there WAS NO TOOTHY TILE!

You know Ted Casablanca did? He erased my post.

The man is a liar, a fink and now, a coward.

Amon
Homosexuals and prostitutes are social useless. They destroy the society and don’t update the society too. They transmit serious illess!!!They don’t have hygiene.They are incompetent parasite. They destroy a good atmosphere of every place they are!!! And people withut principle and education is good to upste us!
I repeat…you continous to clean the feet of this people without caracter!!!

It is better that Reese Witherspoon don’t show more their ******** more because nowadays it is a pity to see children whose the mother is prostitute. Later they will learn with her the same tricks of prostitution that their parents have teach to her. It means that they will take airplanes or another public places and they will do anal sex like her mother and the people must feel the smell of excrement again! This is something that slave like Amon apreciate. The king of Spain take their children in a normal public school over there because he don’t like their children in a privade school with our worse society at present. These ******** are terrible and can transmit only bad habits for another children when they have contact with then.
Thank you for information Jim!

It seems like that lot of people whose are writing here in Just Jared have no idea about hygiene too. I can inform you that in airplane is forbidden to smoke and another thing whose don’t be in hygiene rule. If the ***** men Jake Gyllenhaal and the prostitute Reese Witherspoon would like to practice prostitution, I repeat, they can practice in house of their prostitutes parents…and they can transmit hepatitis, syphilis and though their excrements, urin, vaginals secretions and sperm in toilets of own home or the prostitution house where they are born.

JP
Then trying to learn the hygiene rule. You can tryto be clean! It is more important for the society or people that speaking well this stupid language. In continental Europe we don’t need to practice the stupid English because there are another languages whose have better and superior culture.

aka I bet you have done it a few times in the tiolets.