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Jake Gyllenhaal is a Football Player

Jake Gyllenhaal is a Football Player

Jake Gyllenhaal will be playing Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Namath in a feature film, according to Variety.

Exec producer Jimmy Walsh believes that the ‘athletic Gyllenhaal is the right actor to play Namath.’

While other quarterbacks racked up bigger lifetime stats, Namath became the first football player to achieve rock-star status. The pic will tell the story of how the golden-armed kid from Beaver Falls, Pa., became Broadway Joe, the New York Jets quarterback who became a ’60s cultural figure.

Jake, 26, is currently shooting the Jim Sheridan-directed Brothers with Tobey Maguire and Natalie Portman.

Pictured below: Jake playing in a park with German Shepherd Atticus and then-girlfriend Kirsten Dunst in mid-2004.

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Anon
kak fun
I will repeat prostitutes, homosexuals, ******** and people without principle and education are social useless. It is the reality. I can observ how dirty is Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon and the level of their fun club is so bad and dirty as these both actors. Perhaps they can do a army of people with bad caracter and without moral… Hallo Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon look at the kind of people with their bad examples criate…all kind of promiscuous identify with you!

Now is confirmed! Aka fun really loves Jake Gyllenhaal! (LOL)

What’s the point of the dark brown background that makes it almost impossible to read the messages?????

anom
You don’t understand me!!!
You don’t know how the prostitution destroy the society. Have you ever learn or read about French Revolution. or revolution in Russia where the population revolt against the government. It is a reality at present. The islamist have right to revolt againt USA. Hollywood and their films with false philisophy have lot of blame in this war. In few years USA will cry blood tears…
You can think what you like! You think that I am italian,don’tyou? I am not…You can’t identify me and you will not because it is very dangerous to speak about private thinks here.

Ted is not the only one who thinks Jake is gay. Michael at Dlisted is another one. And check out Sociallite’s post on Jake as Namath. There are plenty of others as well.

I really don’t get this infatuation with Jake Gyllenhaal’s sexuality he has said on many occasions he is straight.

Even if Jake and Reese get married and have 6 children there will be people who will still say Jake is gay. Have you read his interview in the Inquirer, at least he seems to laugh at it all, lets hopes he remains like that.

dee dee,

Others think he is gay, true. But Ted is the only one proporting to have “inside” information about it. No others have sources telling them that Jake is gay. They just report what Ted had initially reported. Ted Casablanca is the only one claiming to have sources telling him that Jake is gay. I doubt dlisted has any sources at all. Some web sites, like that, just take what’s in the news and attach their snarky comments to it.

My question is how did Ted get so lucky? Why do other tabloids and gossip columnists not have sources offering similar information? Like I wrote, perezhilton was the one who broke the Jake/Reese relationship. Is perezhilton the type that would cover up for a closeted Hollywood homosexual? From what i’ve seen, Perez usually takes the lead in “outing” such people. Yet he clearly believes the story between Reese and Jake is real. He seems to believe that Jake is straight.

What does that tell you?

aka fun, you are a very rude person, do you know Jake Gyllenhaal’s mother. YOU ARE PROBABLY THE BIGGEST PROSTITUTE IN THE WORLD. and you have been reported.

I can imagine what kind of person she is when I observ her son.
He make on street, in shopping centers, at the beach and worse in airplane toilet and contaminate the chairs with sexual illness and hepatitis with his dirty hands…If she would give to him better education and teach him how to have a little shyless…She is failure as mother!!!
Anon have interesses about your comments and you are a inferior person!!! Rude and promiscuous and indecent is you and Jake Gyllenhaal. It is a shyless to have a dirty and fake prostitute like Reese Witherspoon besides too!!!

Anon
You can trying to sit on the contaminate chair of airplane that the prostitute Reese Witherspoon and ***** men Jake Gyllenhaal were sit. The sperm of him isn’t the only one whose was deposit in her rotten intestin and ****** of her. There are a crowd of man whose had made the same in Hollywood. I will tell you what you are, Anon! You are a worm that clean or eat the excrement of the intestin of this dirty prostitute Reese Witherspoon and the ***** men Jake Gyllenhal. I must to be rude because a stupid person like you don’t understand nothing!

LOL! (aka Cristiane Vallim fan @ 12/03/2007 at 9:08 am

Bloody Hell!!

You are really going for it aren’t you!!

LOL!!!

aka

It is absurd that I must to express myself this way. I don’t like offend nobody but if the people don’t understand or pretend that don’t understand we must be rude!!!
Hollywood is dominated from this kind of dirty people. Look at Woody Allen! He is a pedophile. He had problem with justice because he practice sexual abuse against his adopted daughters. He bought the authorities and didn’t go to the prison. He lives with one of them at present…He tryed to make a film in Spain with the money of tax that spanish people payed. The spanish newspapers were rude with him too! He can’t finish the film over there and must come back to USA.
Observe what kind of addiction all this directors , actresses, actors sons of prostitute have! They would use the others people! Jake Gyllenhaal pretended that was friend of Ryan Phillipe…pretended that work in their films and in Rendition he used to make a sex with one of worse prostitute of Hollywood! We must pay for their sex time in Studio. We must see this flop Rendition …And I am be happy that this Sodome prostitute don’t worked here in Europe because I would pay for her rotten butt and her vagine with my income tax.
You can imagine!
Sometimes I must travel by airplanes in Germany and I must sit on a chair full with excrement of her rotten butt or vaginal illness or the the sperm of this mental disorder Jake Gyllenhaal …and the crowd of leathers of Hollywood Reese Witherspoon went to bed to win this idiot prize Oscar.

aka fun I think you need help desperately. Please go and see a psyciatrist asap please.

Anon

You need learn what value the society must following… You are a “ass licker”!!!
Go to university and see a class of philosophy course with this subject “ethics” and then you can understand me and what I would say. Perhaps you will stop to tell the people to go to psyciatrist.

You need to see a psyciatrist or a therapist because you are such a SAD SAD person. I feel so sorry for you that you think by writing on here people are actually listening to anything you say. People are making fun of you don’t you see that. Perhaps it’s time to get a life and not worry about Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon.

By the way I hope you do go to toilet on the plane where they done it, then you may have an o****m thinking about it, and know what its like to have one because I bet you never have.

Anon
It is better when we can laught last. I don’t give importance of the stupidy people are saying. I have every thing that I wish in my life. Reese Witherspoon isn’t actress. She is a normal prostitute whose transmit every kind of sexual illness. In every country of world where there are misery, you can find a prostitute like her making sex on street. It is because Hollywood and their actors were one of first victim of AIDS etc…They must live quarentine
I hope that these prostitutes of Hollywood don’t have contact with the normal people to not infect the people. When they die it is wonderfull for society because I will repeat homosexuals, prostitutes, drog dealer are social useless… Anon! It is terrible that you have this kind of sexual fantasie. It means that lot of stupidy people like you will do the same dirty things and will transmit illness for another people too…
I will say more…the films of Woody Allen are failure and the director Spielberb help him with money…Woody Allen needn’t go to another country like Spain to use the tax of them to make their ridiculous failure films like a parasite!

I know the beauty of this world and I have

aka fun If you had everything you want in your life you would not be on here fantasing about Jake and Reese all the time.

They make such a lovely couple don’t they.

I don’t have any kind of fantasing I protest only against these people of Hollywood and their promiscuous way of life and their worse example for young people. There are more garbage in this industry like Angelina Jolie, Mag Ryan and her pornographic film “IN the Cut”. Victor Salva whose was in prison because he abused a 10 years old boy in studios of Disney. Roman Polansky whose must go out of USA because practice sexual violence against a 13 years old girl. Woody Allen whose are living with her adoptive daughter and probblems with justice because he practiced sexual abuse against another adoptive daughter…And nowadays he is a parazite whose like to use the tax of people of another country. The ***** men Jake Gyllenhaal whose used the studios as kindergarten and fool the people and audience. Reese Witherspoon whose practice prostitution and have won the Oscar through the sex with the leather of Hollywood. She use Golden Globes and another Hollywood parties to practice prostitution like the prostitutes of streets etc…
I have everything in my life but I have responsabilities to educate the new generation and I would like a better world for then. Not this hole whose the this hell that Hollywood people live. I don’t like this hell and unhappy or failure marriege come through my home.

The last film of Angelina Jolie transfered the maniac people of pornographic films to see beovulf. They would like only to see her butt.
Hollywood can make only erotic and pornographic films at present because this industry haven’t prestige and it isn’t serious more. It is because the people don’t go to see serious films that Hollywood are making
more…and the great actress Meryl Streep can’t help when she take part of then. The films “In the Cut”, “Brokeback Mountains”, “The house of yes” where they teach the youth that incest between brothers and sisters it is ok and etc… killed this industry!

Anon
It was in the past that a prostitute send herself with a normal sex. Nowadays they have competition of gays and the prostitutes must make a sex like a gays.
Perhaps Reese Witherspoon can be pregnant of Jake Gyllenhaal and have a child whose will be born in a egg. It isn’t necessarry to have respect for people that don’t respect another one. And this sect that Reese Witherspoon go isn’t christ church. It a place to explore the people and take their money!!! The christian religion…the Catholic and Ortodox churches don’t accept prostitutes, divorces, homosexuals and abortion.

It now appears likely that Jakeypoop might be being used by La Witherspoon to get back at her ex. To show him she can find other men just as he has found other women. Poor Jakeypoop: a tool again. She occupies his time when he should be finding a woman his own age to marry and have children, but instead he ends up snared in the web of Reese (taratula) Witherspoon. Probably soon to be discarded. Poor Jakeypoop. Picked up and discarded by women and too nice a guy to see through it all. As Dunst said: a dork. Jakey the Dork.

Jim you’re dumb.

How does it “appear likely” as you claim? What, because you say so?

Maybe she’s just as into him as he is into her. Also, when did Kirsten call him a “dork?” If she did then she is a class-A ******. Because Jake is more “in demand” then she is.

JARED, please, post some news of Jake.
I was far away for a week and the same question?
Come one, Aka fun needs a new piece of news…

Undergear experts might tell us what brand of undies he is wearing. News of him and his recent squeeze, La Witherspoon, seems to have died down. Are they not into each other anymore? Has she decided he has served his purpose and discarded him? Maybe he asked her for a big loan?

Gossip about Jake has dried up and pictures of him out and about have vanished from the net too. I suspect La Witherspoon has chained him to the bed and is using him shamelessly for her “pleasure.” He needs to be liberated before he is worn to a frazzle.

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