Jessica Alba is ‘Awake’ Enough to Shop
Jessica Alba does some late afternoon NYC shopping in SoHo on Friday.
The 26-year-old Fantastic actress picked up a few items as she stopped off at the Calvin Klein Underwear store on Prince Street and the Yohji Yamamoto store on Grand Street.
Jessica’s new thriller Awake about anesthesia awareness opens this weekend. The film also stars Hayden Christensen, Terrence Howard and Lena Olin. No major publications have reviewed the film yet and it so far as garnered a pathetic 9% on RottenTomatoes. Yikes!
Even Maxim says, “The filmmakers of Awake have crafted a domestic thriller that just may end up putting you ASLEEP.” Zzzzz.
DO YOU THINK “Awake” is going to be a box office HIT or FLOP?








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I wanna see it!
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Of course , Flop !!!
If a film was not previewed for the movie critics, you knew how bad it is .
I can’t say how it’s going to be until I see it. I will reserve judgement until then.
MAJOR FLOP NO1 GO SEE IT!!! THEY SAID ITS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!DONT WASTE UR HARD EARNED CASHH, MAN!!
rotten tomatoes meter was only 0.9 %.
Do you expect it to be good ? nah….
I wanna see it! Jessica is sooo pretty and Hayden is sooo hot! Such a pity they are not hooked up in real life!
Here’s a funny review from rotten toamtoes
Shot over two years ago, released on the least-attended movie weekend of the year, and withheld from press screenings. Yowsa. The odds were against “Awake” from the very start. It’s a shame that the clues pointing to ultimate failure were accurate, for this is one goofy thriller that can barely sustain a running time, much less provide heart-stopping chills.
This is gonna be another flop for Alba, her last effort is “the Eye”, a remake of the hit HK movie. if that flop again which I think might flop because of poor acting. Well, probably a wake up call for Alba, and let her go back to acting school and please, take the other 2 Jessica with her (Biel and Simpson).
Can’t stand the three Jessica.
That movie looks straight up RETARDED. You could not pay me to see it.
Lets face it… she’s had a couple of flops lately!
Looks awful. Definitely a flop!
ITS A FLOP IN MY BOOK.
ITS A FLOP IN MY BOOK
Another FLOP for Jessica “I’m NOT latina, but i have HERPES” Alba!!
http://laragmag.com/2007/08/09/la-rag-mag-exclusive-jessica-alba-got-herpes-from-derek-jeter
i just actually saw it, and i thought it was really good to be honest. i haven’t seen something like this before, and it had me on edge. hayden was yummy also, haha. :D
Jessica “I am not Mexican” Alba needs to stop making movies. She’s a horrible actress.
she is Mexican?
As much as I love Jessica Alba, I haven’t really like her choice in movies like the Dane Cook movie or this one …. I can’t see the movie going to number 1
i just saw it today. and loved it. obviously it isnt the best movie of the year no standing ovations but it was good and very entertaining. and i was surprised by jessica alba’s preformance, go see it. i highly highly doubt youll be dissappointed.
i think this movie will earn big, bad reviews don’t really mean anything now.
Jessica “I am not Latina” Alba is a stuck-up horrible actress who is ashamed of her Latin roots and I find her to be a repulsive snob.
she always looks put together A+
The anesthesia is wearing off. Jinsa is doing damage control. They’ve had us brainwashed since WWII ended that there was only one side to the story. 911 proved to us that that war was corporatized. Jewish bankers were behind it. Rabbis admit to paying for the war. Now we know who the big bad wolf really is and who the Wolves are behind 911. Jinsa’s finger prints are all over 911. They had the means, motive and oportunity and manpower to pull not only Building 7 but to pull off the whole 911 pro-war campaign/charade.
The Jinsa turtles believe in “taking our rights slowly so that we don’t revolt,” which was a neocon court documented statement. It’s clearly an unAmerican statement. Neocons are therefore unAmerican. They woke us up with the numerous unAmerican mottos they advocate. They terrorize us with their mottos that are quickly backed up with policy.
There must be a Jinsa turtle named Stein, one named Dershowitz, one named Wolfowitz, most are Israeli-Americans (an oxymoron actually) but some are not. They only want two things: your money and your life. They do not appear to regard anyone’s life but their own. In the end, if they get everything they want which is control of the money of all the world’s labor force, they will turn on themselves and their will only be one Jinsa turtle standing playing dictator to the world. Adolf was their pawn, they played him like a fiddle on a roof, they used him, fed him lies, worked him up into a lather so that they could point to him as a monster that would forever be a reminder that Israelis were poor innocent beings who’d never sacrifice their own in order to gain land and enormous wealth through never-ending withchunts. Have any rabbis paid for leading Jews to their deaths in WWII? Not one. Not one rabbi has been taken to court for his crimes against humanity during WWII. Not one Jewish banker has paid for his crimes against his own people. The reason is that Jews want to dominate others, the evil “others” mentioned in their beloved Torah. They don’t prosecute their own, they enrich their own for their crimes against the evil “others” who are all people not Hebrew. They believe that an invisible man created the Universe in seven days so it’s not surprising that they believe their own people didn’t sacrifice them in WWII for money. Their rabbis called it a holocaust but it wasn’t, it was a religious war started by Jewish bankers for money and land. Jews like Harry Warner of Warner Brother made hundreds of war films to promote and advocate war. The Warners made war look like a beautiful, clean, bloodless romantic song and dance routine instead of what it really wa - the mass murder of sixty million human beings worldwide. The Jew Einstein took a one million Japanese with his WMD that he conned Americans into using by pestering politicians and the president with letters from Einsteine’s friends around the world. Einstein’s only genious was in getting others to do the Jews dirty work. He would have been president of Israel but he chose instead to sabotage America from within. It was safer here. Israel was just a dump. The last thing Ein was was a humanitarian. Americans involvement in WWII was an inside job pulled off by Einstein and the Warner Brothers and Jewish bankers who formed a loose cabal and attacked our people and politicians constantly with a bombardment of harassing demands that America go fight and die for Jews. 911 is how they pay us back for having SAVED them. But they thank their invisible man in the sky and call us and our leader Hitler. They are fine people. Innocent lambs. Really nice.
I’m looking forward to Joel Stein’s review of “Awake.” He has an interesting take on how the American government is full of politicians who have minds so simple that they are like toddlers in a playbox rather than men who understand how the Twin Towers really fell. He conveniently forgets to mention his fellow Jew Larry Silverstein who admitted to Building 7 being an Inside Job since he admitted to pulling it with explosives. Joel Stein’s take on it is apparently that Larry Silverstein can understand the tensile strength of metals but no American politician can. That’s a clever man Joel Stein is. That must be why he’s a reporter because he’s so gosh darn clever rather than because he’s a troll who puts out disinformation to keep American asleep from confusion. That or he’s been hired to show how stupid and illogical he and his people truly are. I’m hoping he’s been hired by the LA Times to write to show Americans how traitorous Stein and his people are and how it’s Jewish people like Stein who put Americans to sleep in the 1940’s so that they could pull the rug out from under us and steal our nation from within our government, military and businesses. I believe that these men set-up Timothy McVeigh. That it was another inside job by the turtles. They got rid of Timothy because he, like many American soldiers, had learned that there was a second government AND military operating from inside America. Timothy and the others who mentioned this a decade ago most likely referred to Blackwater and Jinsa or Jinsa tools or both. They witnessed the second military and were afraid and were voicing their deep concerns. They didn’t have all the pieces and were starting to fish for the whole picture. Today we have the full picture in no small part to the research done because of 911. 911 will be their undoing because we are Awake now. The innocent victim propaganda has warn off. The truth is out. The facts are laid bare. Joel Stein can continue spouting his disinformation but we’ve grown numb to the tools of his trade. He needs to put on his running shoes and head toward Israel because we’re Awake now and we are looking him squarely in the face with Eyes Wide Open. They set-up and killed Timothy to frighten the soldiers paid for by We the People so that the corporate soldiers wouldn’t be stopped. Now our soldiers answer to the corporate soldiers. Ever wonder why not one journalist ever interviewed Timothy in prison. To Silence the Lambs. Now that Jewish moron Klein is going to steal my words and theory the she lifted them from Huffington Post for her new book, the whole premise of which came from my post. The Torah only teaches Jews two things: steal and kill. Oh yeah, and there’s something in it here and there about an invisible man speaking to them through their genitals which are in the form of the metaphors of the talking snake and talking bush. It’s great stuff, really great stuff, classic, A-grade bs.
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