Jennifer Aniston’s Holiday Cheer

You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen.
But do you know The fake nosed reindeer of all?

Rachel the fake-nosed reindeer
Had a very faky nose (after 2 rhinoplasty)
And if you ever saw it (saw it even if she tried to cover it with a blanket)
You would even say it’s fake (after 2 rhinoplasty)
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call her names (like Pinochio)
They never let poor Rachel (keeps on wearing fake blue contact lenses)
Play in any reindeer games (she might mess up her nose after surgery)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say (Ho Ho Ho)
Rachel with your nose so fake
You cannot guide my sleigh tonight
Then all the other reindeers
Shouted out with glee
(fake nose)
“Rachel the fake-nosed reindeer
(wear blue contact lenses too)
You’ll go down in history!”
(as the fake nosed sitcom star who tried to be blond and blue eyed)

Happy new nose aniston

daniela @ 12/22/2007 at 9:40 am
She is so cute! I hope she will find a TRUE man soon.
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She did. He’s called Norman.

Yes,Brad is a good guy,as good as discarding his wife after he being attracted by another woman!
And to be candid you should knew that JEN did not ask for the estovers during the divorce even quited the “plan B” which they co-existed.
No matter how much she had,that was not BRAD gave her!
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1) You said Jen did not ask for estovers. I assume you mean alimony. True, Jen did not ask for alimony. But remember, her domicile is California. California does NOT grant alimony IF the spouse has been working, and able to support herself. Alimony is only granted if the spouse’s standard of living drops after the divorce. In Jen’s case, she has always been taping TV Friends while simultaneously filming a movie, meaning shehas income.

This is NOT because she is nice by not asking for spousal support . It is because with the advice from her high power attorney, she knew the judge will NOT grant her alimony. That’s why in the divorce paper, she checked “no”.

But Jen did ask Brad to pay for her LEGAL FEES.

2) Brad and Jen’s marriage were on the rocks long before Brad met Angie. Look at the timeline. In 2003, Brad was outside the country for a good 6 months filming Troy. Jen stayed in the USA taping Friends and filming Along came Polly. There was rumor then, that it was their unofficial trial separation. Do a search on Jen’s interview. She has given many many hints about the status of her marriage prior to 2004. One thing to remind you, Brad met Angie while filming Mr. and Mrs Smith in January 2004. Also, read the 2005 VF interview, from Jen’s mouth that they grew apart, and they liked different things, etc.

3) Regarding Plan B, yes, Jen and Brad co-owned Plan B. But Brad bought Jen out , meaning Jen was compensated. Jen knew herself that she’s not producer material. So it worked out well. Brad took over the company and Jen GOT PAID for LEAVING.

to jill @ 12/22/2007 at 5:45 am
but in that case JENNIFER ANISTON is the casualty,who was injured by your idots(maybe they were not meant to do that,but the result cannot be blot out)… but ,hehe,of cause you fans will never acknowledge!
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I won’t acknowledge it because it isn’t true. Aniston is, quite simply, a victim of her own manipulations. She played the pity card too well for too long, and now she has a LOSER label tattooed permanently on her forehead. Sometimes you hold, sometimes you fold. Aniston’s problem was she didn’t know when to fold. The wellspring of sympathy has largely dried up. Now everyone is saying it’s time to get off the pitty potty and get a life. The trouble is, she doesn’t know how to.

If I were you, I wouldn’t keep feeling sorry for Aniston and saying she’s a victim. That’s exactly her problem. She’s stuck in the victim mentality. She needs a good dose of tough love. If what’s left of her fan base tells her “Jen, we love you but cut the shít, what’s done is done, it’s time to move on”, she might eventually listen.

One more thing — she didn’t “just” get a divorce; the divorce was three years ago. She’s acting like a clingy ex who can’t let go. It’s past time she put it behind her and got on with her life.

i am so sad for aniston. Even after 2 surgeries and botox she still looks plain. She needs another surgerry for her chin.

to jill @ 12/22/2007 at 5:45 am
but in that case JENNIFER ANISTON is the casualty,who was injured by your idots(maybe they were not meant to do that,but the result cannot be blot out)… but ,hehe,of cause you fans will never acknowledge!

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Your so called victim had been with vince,paul, and her other friends with benifits. She is portraying herself a victim of her own self. Three years is too long for a victim with 110m who spends her time wearing a tiny bikini in the beach of mexico. Why not go after vince and her other friends with benefits

She looks so lonely….she deserves it though. Deceiving hag Aniston is.

1) You said Jen did not ask for estovers. I assume you mean alimony. True, Jen did not ask for alimony. But remember, her domicile is California. California does NOT grant alimony IF the spouse has been working, and able to support herself. Alimony is only granted if the spouse’s standard of living drops after the divorce. In Jen’s case, she has always been taping TV Friends while simultaneously filming a movie, meaning shehas income.

This is NOT because she is nice by not asking for spousal support . It is because with the advice from her high power attorney, she knew the judge will NOT grant her alimony. That’s why in the divorce paper, she checked “no”.

But Jen did ask Brad to pay for her LEGAL FEES.
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thank you for saying this!That’s just proofing that she “she has income.”not getting money from her husband.

we were neither the judger nor the lawyers,who can decide the results?the only thing we knew is that ” in the divorce paper, she checked no”, I admire indeed she didn’t need Brad’s momey!

About the plan B,you act just as you were a eyewitness，hehe,that is must be the most thing you guys do —–creating a story as you want!
I just know if I were JENNIFER I would absolutely never quit，so I just admire her on this point.

I said you fans will never admire your idol is a intruder to the family,I don’t feel strange,that’s just most peacebreakers do!
But i know,the public knows,even you fans know the truth! We will never know when brad and jen had their own problems, but “Brad met Angie while filming Mr. and Mrs Smith in January 2004″ ,in that time this man was still married!!!!

I never had a scunner about Anglina herself and I admire all the charities she did , I just cannt stand the homewreckers,not just her,also including some other actresses(there is no necessary to mention).Of course,the more abhorrent are the MEN!!

So ,if you always deny this and just make yourselves believe what you want to believe, no word will make sense!

“hating” is not a good choice when something happened,I don’t even see the malice between the parties,maybe some day they should be friends again.I hope that happen,good for everybody!

Merry Chirstmas to everybody!

excerpts from Vanity Fair magazine (September 2005) interview with Aniston.

These are the exact quotes from Aniston’s mouth and her best friend Courtney Cox

………….she (Jen) says, glum again. “We believe in different things, I guess. You can’t force a relationship, even if it’s your view of how you would like it to be conducted. Obviously two people leave a relationship because there’s a different thought pattern happening……

As for what went wrong, Aniston rejects any simplistic explanation. “It’s just complicated,” she says. “Relationships are complicated, whether they’re friendships or business relationships or parent relationships. I don’t think anybody in a marriage gets to a point where they feel like ‘We’ve got it!’ You’re two people continually evolving, and there will be times when those changes clash. There are all these levels of growth—and when you stop growing together, that’s when the problems happen.”

Friends say that it was always difficult for Aniston and Pitt to maintain the intimacy they craved while juggling their demanding work schedules, which often required long separations.

So what happened? “I think—it changed,” she says haltingly. “We both changed.”

She sighs again. “You do the best you can, and I think we did. We did the best we could.”

Both of them? She looks me straight in the eye. “Both parties,” she says.

……”I don’t think he started an affair physically, but I think he was attracted to her,” says Courteney Cox, who vacationed with her husband, David Arquette, and the Pitts on Anguilla just before they announced their separation. “There was a connection, and he was honest about that with Jen. Most of the time, when people are attracted to other people, they don’t tell. At least he was honest about it. It was an attraction that he fought for a period of time.”

……”There’s a lot I would probably do differently,” she says. “I’d take more vacations—getting away from work, enjoying each other in different environments. But there was always something preventing it; either he was working or I was.”

Jennifer Aniston’s lust for movie stardom, neglect of her husband led to the demise of her marriage. Therefore, she is the real HOMEWRECKER.

You know why I despise Jen? Because Jen NEVER take ACCOUNTABILITY for the failure of her marriage. She blamed the 3rd party.

I’m quoting this from another poster ” Passing Through”:-

Not to keep re-rehashing this stuff - but X’s pals talk like X didn’t do her best to drive Brad away. They NEVER say what X could have and should have done to make the man happy. It’s always about how Brad didn’t love X enough to stick with her.

Well, the man put up with her for nearly 7 years of an emotional rollercoaster and being lied to about children, her drug habit, her neediness and all her other neuroses. The only thing left was for him to open a vein and let the b#tch bleed him dry. She’s (Jen) like Dracula with men - sucks them dry (and NOT in a good way) and then wonders why they don’t want her anymore.

I do not paint a positive picture of the X, this is true.

She (jen) is who and what she is. She (Jen) lacks the essential ability to accept her RESPONSIBILITY for the good and bad that has happened in her life. She has been extraordinarily lucky, an average looking so so non-gifted, limited range actress at best, who primarily because of whom she dated and then married has had opprotunities denied to better actresses dropped in her lap. I don’t fault her for that, that is the way the game of life is often played and she has played it well, but to shift all the blame for her divorce on another woman and subsequently opening that woman’s life (and that woman and her ex’s children’s lives) up to scorn and worse, instead of acknowledging her 50% RESPONSIBILITY for what went wrong with her marriage, is repulsive to me, and makes her repugnant in my eyes.

Don’t complain and there is no need to explain.

look boring and old woman