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Dannielynn Birkhead is Not a Happy Baby

Dannielynn Birkhead is Not a Happy Baby

Larry Birkhead shields crying daughter Dannielynn, 15 months, after arriving at LAX airport in Los Angeles on Sunday.

25+ pictures inside of Dannielynn Birkhead looking like one unhappy baby…

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She’s a beautiful baby. If he paraded her around a lot, she’d be used to it like some of the other celebabies. The fact that she’s scared shows that he has been able to protect her from the madness.

TwinMommy @ 01/01/2008 at 5:17 am

Good lord, some of you people obviously know nothing about kids. Dannilynn is at an age where anything can set her off. She may have been cranky from the flight or from the barrage of photogs and camera flashes. Maybe she’s cutting teeth. Or maybe she’s just cranky. My daughter went through a period of time where seeing certain people or random strangers would make her cry (she was about this age). It was totally embarrassing….. someone would walk up to us in a store to admire my twins and my daughter would go ballistic. Some relatives commented back then that my daughter often seemed cranky and yet her twin was so happy-go-lucky. Kids are all different. Some are perpetual grinners and others are more pensive or even downright moody. P.S. My daughter is 7 now and very well-adjusted, happy, calm, etc. Go figure!

Awwww poor baby, Mr. Birkhead, try to hide her under a blanket or something next time you walk around paps.

He can’t even hold the poor girl…somebody please take her to a safe family with lovely surrounding before she starts to remember things!!! I’ve never liked A.N. Smith but well, it’s not that little girls fault so I wish she could just grow up in anonymity and then it’d be fine.

Oh btw, she got a LOT of teeth for being 15 months don’t you think?? oO

My god, society today is full of cúnts. You all have to bash a little girl because she can’t defend herself? You’re that pathetic?

poodle puddle @ 01/01/2008 at 8:00 am

she looks ’special’

I am sorry but that is one ugly f*cking child

She’s afraid of the scary Paparazzi ! Who wouldn’t be !!!!!
Poor little girl…:(

I do hope Larry corrects his little girl’s crossed eyes. All the drugs Anna Nicole took when pregnant sure messed up her daughter’s eyes. So sad.

she’s not crossed-eyed.
her left eye is just really close to the right.
there’s nothing wrong with her right eye !
i feel bad for her.Larry you need to learn how to hold her
but she’s so cute

savethechildren @ 01/01/2008 at 11:44 am

It truly was a great disservice and dishonor to this little child that her biological father and mother’s dog and purse carrier put her immediately “up for sale” with not only one but multiple photo shoots for millions of dollars which exploited her right to privacy as a small child. With the death of her mother under such tragic and questionable circumstances, she deserved all the privacy in the world (just like Jayne Mansfield’s daughter until she was a teenager). Once he joined money forces with her mother’s attorneys, he stole every hope of this little girl psychologically maturing in a normal environment. Even worse is the fact that instead of providing his own housing for her as most father’s do, he moved into her mother’s California home where much debauchery had occurred and, let’s not forget, the house adjoins the property of the infamous psychiatrist who kept her mother drugged instead of seeking appropriate and “professional” psychological help the first five months of this little girl’s life and after her half-brother died. Hopefully, those who provided drugs during the pregnancy of this girl will meet harsh judgments by the authorities sooner rather than later. If this young man is wise, he will soon make the decision to return to his native state and get this little girl out of California with her great potential for varying challenges so she is not repeatedly photographed and judged by the public.

She seems very scared by the flashes of the paparazzi! Poor thing. She looks a lot like Larry, almost scary! No wonder Anna Nicole fled to the Bahamas, haha! Hope Larry finds a sweet girlfriend who can be a mum for Dannielynn.

My children loved Ernie and the other Sesame Street characters. Maybe these magical and joyful characters add tenderness to her life that has otherwise been wrought with a great burden created by the adults who have surrounded her since birth.

sassafraasy @ 01/01/2008 at 2:03 pm

That baby is so ugly. I think she got all fugged up in the womb while her mother was taking drugs.

stopexploitingthebaby! @ 01/01/2008 at 2:49 pm

Oh. My. Freaking. God! Birkhead is STILL carrying that baby facing TOWARDS the cameras?!!!… I feel so bad for Anna Nicole. She is freaking rolling over in her grave knowing that baby exploiter is using her baby to get famous. ..sad.

He seems like he truly cares for her and loves her a great deal. That being said, it’s too bad that he used his daughter to get publicity and money. She is crying because the lights are scaring her, and the stupid paparazzi don’t even care. People who said things about her being slow-this is a child, an innocent child who lost her mother.

This little one definitely looks as though she has a lazy eye.
Poor thing…
Not hard to fix Dad!!!

I see Larry is wearing a coat @ 01/01/2008 at 7:03 pm

Everyone in that airport is wearing a jacket but this baby. WTF?

The child needs to have her eyes examined. My niece had the same problem and has been wearing glasses since she was a year old. But hey Anna Nicole would probably not want her to wear glasses. Oh well poor kid.

you can tell from the pictures that is not a happy baby! Larry is always out clubbing-he holds baby like a sack of potatoes! If he truly cared about the child he would not be standing in middle of a street with pictures being taken.I would love to have his meal ticket taken away and let Grandma have the baby.

how time flies. she’s so big now. what a cutie. obviously she’s tired and cranky and flashbulbs don’t help any.

“let grandma have the baby”????? #94 you are obviously nuts! or did you mean Larrys mom? I wouldn’t let Virgie babysit a dog let along a baby.

For all you all know Larry could have already got Dannielynns eyes checked. Chances are he has. If the result is glasses or surgery when she is a bit older what do you expect him to do about it now…..put a sign around her neck letting everybody know? geez, she’s just a baby cut her some slack. Maybe all those concerned folks should become foster parents and contribute to society that way.

anonymousoftheworld @ 01/02/2008 at 6:18 am

Leave them alone!!!! He´s not a bad dad and the Howard Stern guy couldn´t do better than Larry. Larry seems to love his baby girl a lot and she´s crying because of the paparazzi. Theýre the ones who scared the little kid. Larry is only trying to protect her by shielding her with his coat. And, to all those who don´t know, he´s not holding her in a badly way. He was trying to run away from the cameras. With a crying baby on his arms, you think it´s easy to run from those idiots of the paparazzi???? Leave them alone, enough with exposing the private life of celebrities. They too, have the right to privacy. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!! Jail with all the paparazzi!!!!

She’s crying because she can’t see straight. Someone get this kid some glasses!

Wow…so many baby experts on here. Considering the child is looking directly at the camera it would make sense that she’s spooked by the flashes, I imagine there were loads of paps there.

They must have loved it when she freaked out, great story she’s an unhappy, unstable child, the public will fall for that hook line and sinker!

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