Jake Loves Reese… and Joan

lord he is losing his hair….hard to be a leading man when you are bald

FIRST!!! :-)

Jake looks like Ryan Gosling in those pictures.

love him.

Hey Jakey, if you don’t want your pictures taken, how about not eating at a trendy place like Joan’s on Third? You’re just an attention-starved celeb like all the others. I used to like Jakey but he seems so weird lately with the fake Reese thing.

LMAO @ poster no 1. Jake’s not losing his hair.

SHOO, FLY! DON’T BOTHER ME.???? how rude. anyone can eat there and i am assuming they haven’t even started taking pics yet when jake approached them…….

That beard has made me gone off him looks-wise, but he if he shaved it, he’d look good again. Other than that, he’s still a good actor.

Reese is slowly sucking the hotness out of Jake. Every since the beginning of 2007 that they’ve been together, he suddenly is camera shy. I’m sure that’s one of Reese’s orders. As actors, I hope they realize that once no one wants to take their pictures, the career is kinda over.

There are actors who are even more camera shy, like Leo DiCaprio and it doesn’t hurt his career at all.
The papz went INTO the restaurant to take pics, i think that’s really very intrusive and it seems Jake told them politely to leave. He doesn’t look pissed off or as if he shouted.

Agree he looks like Gosling! But losing hair? Can’t see it. Also, what does that mean you can’t be a leading man? Burt Reynolds, Jack Nicholson, Ed Harris, Vin Diesel, Ted Danson, etc. Any of them ring a bell?

And anyone ever hear of hair pieces in movies? Jeez, you all must be teenagers who think 30 is old.

Jake looks so much happier WITHOUT Reese around!

But who could blame him? lol

“Jake looks like Ryan Gosling in those pictures.”

Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Don’t say that! (sorry Ryan)

lmao, my name is joan. way to confuse me.

loved the faces, hahaha

he’s not losing hair,he just got his hair cut shorter plus he’s hot and talented.

Not sure what Reese does to men but she can certainly suck the hotness out of them. Ditch the beard pronto Jake, the fugness is beginning to look terminal.

Ryan Gosling>>>>>>>>>Jake Gyllenfag. Need I say more?

“Need I say more?”

Yes, you do. ARE YOU BLIND?!? LOL!

23 - You are absolutely right. Jake is always smiling when Reese isn´t around! Reese is boring!

1 - No problem If he would be losing his hair. Bruce Willis is bald and a great lead man! But it´s not the case. Jake has got a short hair to Brothers! Remember Jarhead, he is bald too! For while, Jake´s hair is the best of Hollywood!

34 - Jake and Ryan are good and talented actors but Jake is hotter at all.

For the others - Leave him eating where he wants. By the way, he seemed nice to paps (maybe cause Reese was far away…). He is hot and seems nice guy to me.

REESE is nothing

Jake and Reese are not dating. Jake is a raving homosexual named ‘toothy tile’. Reese is merely his beard.

“Ryan Gosling>>>>>>>>>Jake Gyllenfag. Need I say more? ”

No Cynthia, you already said enough cr*p!

Jake and Reese are so fake it’s not even funny.

Worst showmance in years!

Two stars whose careers are interesting to compare are Jake and Dan Radcliffe. Jake is nine years older of course. But the parallels are striking. Both have Jewish mothers; both have parents related to the business but not actors themselves. Both began at an early age: Dan at 9 and Jake at 11. But Dan landed a plum role at age 11 and it has made his fortune ($40 million or more) while Jake was kept by his parents from acting again until he was 20. Since then Jake has had a variety of roles and become a quite well rounded actor. Dan did only one role for six years or so and then decided to branch out to avoid becoming a child actor unable to be seen doing other roles besides Potter. Jake has never had that problem. Jake has a sister who acts also and is perhaps both rival and friend. Dan is an only child with no sibling competition. Both seem unusually normal for movie stars, probably because both have well-off, loving parents who gave them a decent childhood and good guidance growing up. Neither seems to be into drugs or drink or wild nights on the town. There is a lot of gossip about Jake’s sexuality, which he ignores, while there is less about Dan who makes no bones about liking girls…a lot. Both are charming almost to a fault in interviews, and both are reasonably intellectual. Jake likes to cook; Dan likes to listen to bands and read. Both have appeared on the London stage to wide acclaim. How things will play out in the future for each will be interesting to watch. Dan at least is rich enough to survive even if his career tanks. I doubt Jake has that much stashed away. But if he marries Reese and stays married, his money worries will be over even if he never acts again. LOL

Additional comparison: Radcliffe has done full frontal nudity on stage night after night. Jake has gone only so far as to expose his backside, in Brokeback and in Jarhead, where he waggled his fanny for the delectation of viewers for some little while. He covered his privates however with a Santa’s hat. Is he just modest or is he ashamed of what he’s got?

If I ´d have 20% of Jake has in the bank I would be a well-off.
I mean with or without Reese, to me, Jake is a rich boy!
Even he go work behind the cameras and his career fail, he ´ll continue rich.

Daniel Radcliff, I don´t read about him enough, but I think if he wasn´t like Macauly Culkin, Lindsay Lohan and other, of course, he continues millionaire anyway in the rest of his life.

That depends on way each one get a life.

“intelligent info and analysis” whats your iq chris, 2!!!.

“^^^ wondered who would be the first A***hole to say that.”

Now if you are the Anon who posted that I have to defer to your super intelligence. That is about the most intelligent thing I have ever read. I am utterly stunned by someone brainy enough to compose a message of such profundity. LOL

anom, chris will only go to Jake and Reese sites because he is OBSESSED with Jake, and he has an IQ of about 2 (or perhaps he secretely in love with Jake and doesn’t know how to handle it).

Anon. is constantly on these celebrity websites, posting, but he of course is not fixated on celebrities. LOL. When he runs into a poster who actually has something to say (other than “X is hot” “X is not hot” “X looks like Y” “X doesn’t look like Y”) he falls all apart in confusion and insults his own IQ, rightly, with projection (look up the term, Anon, if you know how to use a dictionary).
Now: a tidbit of interest. Jake’s father has written a very anti-Bush, super-”liberal” opinion piece for the Huffington Post. Wonder how much Jake’s real opinions overlap with those of his father.

Okay, I’m married, and he’s with Reese, but I’d still drink his bath water.

that’s redic!! …..wishes he were Radcliffe? LOL I seriously doubt it.

Your ability at psychology is pathetic. You can’t get the picture, can you? As for the anom who prefers Jake with his clothes on, is that because you think without them his “smallness” might be exposed? Radcliffe got super acting credits for Equus; universal praise. Taking off his clothes was just an integral part of the play. Jake’s waggling his fanny at his fans in Jarhead was utterly gratuitous. I like that… “waggling his fanny for his fans.” LOL. Jake “Fannywaggler” Gyllenhaal.

Oh come off it. Movies don’t have to follow books slavishly and Jake waggled his fanny eagerly, I have no doubt, for his fans delectation. The scene could have been left out and the movie would probably have been the better for it, although nothing really could have made the movie more than a colossal bore about bored and boring people. The only really good and funny scene in the movie was when the GIs pretended to have gay sex with each other to drive away the obnoxious female reporter. Jake has done some very good things: October Sky and The Good Girl were great. Brokeback was good but Ledger outclassed him. Since then his movies have been bores and box office failures. PS: I have no interest in “fooling you” but I must say you seem to be so defensive about Jake you must be smitten with him. And since I actually have something to say instead of making vapid meaningless statements, to you that is doubtless bizarre. You are not used to people who think. Especially outside your little boxes.

Oh of course you have to insult me by saying i live in a little box and am defensive. Sure, whatever you say “Chris”. Do you have this level of interest in other actors/actresses? You seen to be very focused on Jake as if he were so different from most of them. I am sure you could take details of most celebs to task. You seem to target Jake. He seems like a decent guy compared to some.

Just because you found Jarhead boring doesn’t mean it was to others. Your limited mind might not understand that the movie was about waiting and being bored. That was the point. I thought Jake’s work in Jarhead and Zodiac was excellent. I also thought he was amazing in Brokeback and was not outclassed by Ledger. I guess we may have to agree to disagree.

So why do you worship Jake chris,

Forgot to add that I don’t think Jake’s accent in Brokeback was any worse than Heath’s. Jake’s character had to change his accent from Wyoming to Texas and I think he did that well. Heath had a few scenes where he lost his accent. Namely when Ennis dropped off his daughters to Alma at the grocery store where she worked.

Chris, you continue to make yourself look silly. You can Google plenty of interviews with the dialect coach from Brokeback. Who said that the Jack character had to take on a bit of a Texas twang because the accent change is specifically mentioned in the original short story. And if you don’t think people can’t change their accents look at all the actors who do it for movies or people who’s accents change a bit because they have moved to a new place, Boston, the South, etc.

Annie Proulx has given audio interviews in which, yes she gives praise to Heath but she definitely gives Jake lots of praise even if his Jack isn’t the same one as hers. Heath’s Ennis doesn’t look like her Ennis either, btw. That doesn’t matter when she said both men were excellent. There are also pictures of Annie and Jake talking at the premiere. You can Google that too because it is the truth.

At this point I am done with this discussion.

#76, learn how to spell.

Let’s start a discussion for intelligent people on “resolved, Heath Ledger is a better actor than Jake G”. I will simply cite Brokeback Mountain. That says it all: the whole picture is a competition between the two and Heath wins hands down. Jake may have done more B+ acting jobs than Heath, but he never did anything A+ like Heath’s performance in Brokeback.

The only one sad here Chris is you.

You got that right Ac.

AC: I’m not sad, I’m opinionated. I know what Proulx said about Jake’s performance and it was lukewarm. You don’t know enough to have much in the way of opinions. And by the way, what does having the “book” that includes other stories of hers add to Brokeback? Is there something in the other stories that relate to Brokeback? Or are you just proud of having a WHOLE BIG BOOK to your name? As far as the change of accent goes, the story says it affected a couple of words, not his whole manner of speech. You got that very wrong.

If Jakey does marry Reese here are the issues to consider: will they have kids? She is 31, I believe, and if she is going to have more kids she will have to do it before long. Is she willing to forgo her big salaries while she makes another brood? And if they don’t have kids, what does that say about Jakey? His masculinity might be in doubt. Maybe he can’t have kids. Maybe that is why he married Reese and got some already manufactured kids, by another more masculine guy. If there is a marriage, it is going to be VERY interesting to see what happens.

The best ignore button is not to read something you don’t want to read. Can’t you resist? LOL
JJ is behind things. He should be telling us for sure whether Jakey will marry Reese or not. Is there anything more important to know in the world than that? LOL. If he marries Reese he’ll be on the spot. Can he replicate or can he not? And if he can’t, why can’t he?

Yes, the world deserves a lot of Jake´s kids! It´d be beautiful human being!

Last three comments have disappeared. Jakey must have not liked them and removed them.

“Hollywood star Matthew McConaughey has announced his Brazilian model girlfriend Camila Alves is pregnant.

The actor revealed the news on his web site: “My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together. It’s 3 months growing in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far. ”

Come on, Jakey. You’re way behind and have a lot of catching up to do. Go out there and Propagate, propagate, propagate.

P.S.

Matthew is a douche!

You claim to be intelligent, but you don’t know that manhood is not what a male has been his legs.

And yes, you are harping on about him having kids -can he , can’t he, will he with Reece. It is getting on my nerves.

This story is old, nobody cares about their relationship but you.

Jakey seems to be in hiding. At least JJ hasn’t been able to spot him anywhere for ages. Maybe he is having a honeymoon already with La Witherspoon. Who could know?

More likely he is out hunting for a new gig for his sister. She sure needs one and he is such a supportive brother he doubtless is doing all he can for her. BTW maybe the reason he doesn’t want kids is because he almost threw up when he tried to change his niece’s diapers, or so he said. He can’t stand diapers; hence he don’t want anything that goes into them. LOL.