OlderOrlando Bloom: Doggie Bag It!
Wed, 09 January 2008 at 7:55 am
Orlando Bloom and a mystery male grab lunch together at Italian restaurant Louise’s Trattoria in L.A.’s Larchmont Village on Tuesday.
The pair also stopped off at “Above the Fold” to browse the magazine section while Orlando carried around some leftovers from lunch in a doggie bag.
Mr. Bloom turns 31 this Sunday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ORLY!
20+ pictures inside of doggie baggin’ Orlando Bloom…
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ORLY
He looks good sometimes
I guess he was eating pasta
Well dont know…lol
Zahara and Orlando shares birtday
Happy Early Birthday Orly lot of love for youuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean Birthday
10th!!!
he looks so sweet bless him.
CG, I don’t think so. Z’s birthday is on the 8th, Orly’s birthday is on the 13th.
CG why are you posting all those comments?????
Orlando you are the hottest man alive I can’t wait until you make another movie.
oh sorry I made a mistake….thanks Jared
HE’S YUMMMY. I’M HAPPY TO SEE HIM WITH A FRIEND.
15th
This pain’s me to say because I was once a huge fan but he looks like garbage compared to how cute he used to be. The blonde guy on the other hand is pure hotness.
Cabbage face is not with him how nice. I knew it wasn’t that serious she’s just another h*e.
# 17 he’s just tired come on give him a break.
He’s hot I love him. Go Orlando!!!!!
Awwwwwwwww Happy birthday Orlando.
loving the boxers and i’m loving that his hair is getting longer… yay
I like his new haircut very cute.
He’s hot even dress like this and he looks happier.
Happy Birthday Orlando.
Cool and relax this is how I like him.
so he didn’t make it to OZ after all? I wonder how she will spin it since its’s clear they got the information from her in the first place-they always do.
Did he just get wind of it and change his mind?
HOT JUST HOT HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND STAY AWAY FROM THE CABBAGE SOUP.
Thankx Jared he looks adorable.
I just love him.
Suzanne, say your prayers it might not be over yet.
Just hope the cabbage patch doll doesn’t turn into the chucky doll and
keep coming back!
does she also smell like cabbage?
happy bday orly.
OMG he’s so fuc%in hot.
he looks cute he’s a scarf boy. I never seen this blond guy before is he famous?
Happy birthday Orly hope you’ll have fun this sunday.
HOT??! Are you people BLIND? He looks rough and just keeps going DOWNHILL. He’s finished IMHO. Bleurrgghh!
He looks pretty fine to me and I don’t think he’s finish. He just need some time to choose a good movie.
he is hawwwwwwt ———happy birthday Orly.
he’s so cute HAPPY B-DAY ORLANDO.
@#37: If you can’t stand the way he looks lately, you should probably leave this place.
happy birthday orly , I think I’m going to cry I hope everything is going to be alright for him he’s such a nice man.
……..already 31 and still as hot as ever happy birthday my sweetheart.
I love his Ray-Ban
#41 Why? Since when can you only come in a thread when you only have nice things to say?
He’s not so hot anymore. He looks like your average young American guy in LA and yes I know he’s British.
This is what happens when your ugly anorexic girlfriend dumps you then you try and upgrade with a hot sexy Spanish woman and she dumps you too. He looks like such a reject ha ha ha.
# 45how an handsome british guy can look like an average american boy you’re so retarded just go out find some friends to play with moron.
#46 you’re so stupid, you must be very sad poor you.
Happy birthday my Orly love love love.
#45 and 46 Shut the fu*ck up a$$holes.
he’s so damn cute LOVE HIM WITH GREAT PASSION.
He is sooo hot. And Kayla, if you think a guy this handsome and hot looks like garbage? your standards are unrealistic. Give him a break. Do you look 100% cute everyday? People never seem to think celebs have days when they just look tired. We are all human, Kayla. ORLANDO IS THE CUTEST, MOST HOTTEST ADORABLE MAN ALIVE! I adore him. Happy B-Day OB cause you get better lookin every year!
It’s some very immature people on this board. The best comebacks you have are shut ups, insults and curse words. I’ll just assume your very young with a limited vocabulary and leave you to it.
Pasta and Orly are my favourite. Ha
Endrid I simply don’t think he’s attactive anymore and it has nothing to do with whether or not he’s tired. He’s just aged from the young cutie with the quirky clothes and jewelry to who he is now. It’s just a personal opinion. Not everyone has the same tastes. Lots of women like Brad Pitt I don’t think he’s hot either.
Well, he’s clearly in a downward spiral. I mean, he’s wearing sweatpants. Who does that? This is a clear case of extreme indulgence in substances, sex and debauchery and it has turned him into a monster. I can say this with utmost authority and confidence, because I have absolutely no faults and am therefore entitled to blindly pass judgement on people I’ve never even met.
Anyway, I feel I must list his innumerable crimes so that if you see him on the street you can scream “FOO!” at him and make the sign of the cross with your fingers. Shall we?
*I have it on very, very good authority that he regularly wears white shoes after Labor Day. Anyone who so brazenly breaks that law with such gleeful impunity needs to be locked up.
*He was seen sipping a glass of champagne on New Year’s Eve, which is clearly a sign of debilitating alcoholism.
*He eats meat on Fridays during Lent, showing that he is an arrogant heathen that routinely thumbs his nose at the Lord our God.
*I know for a fact that when you do your laundry and find a sock that doesn’t have a mate, it is because Orlando Bloom stole the other one in order to feed his sick addiction to cotton.
*Finally, and perhaps the worst of all, he leaves the toilet seat up after he takes a whizz. What, you think that’s funny? Well let’s see how loud you’ll be laughing the next time you’re half-asleep and stumbling into the bathroom, and when you sit down your tuckus goes right into the water. It’s unforgivable torture, and a violation of the Geneva Convention.
You may wonder how I know all these things. Well, I used to date Orlando’s cousin’s hairdresser’s gynecologist and I heard through the grapevine that Orlando said I have a big butt, so I have every right to call him out for his crimes. I have proof that what I say is true, but I don’t feel the need to share it with you, because everyone knows that if it’s said on the Internet it must be true. No seriously, Jesus appeared to me in a dream and told me all this.
Darn you, Orli. Darn you straight to heck.
Orlando is a pathetic, no talent, Hollywood sell out. Mr. Brit Boy spends all his time hanging around LA like a celebrity douchebag and his career has plummeted so far that the only thing he does is film cheesy Japanese commercials. His equally untalented anorexic exgirlfriend Kate Bosworth is doing better than him. My how the tide has turned.
Gosh another pathetic loser get a life #53.
Orlando is the finnest man alive you just have no taste.
Have a nice birthday Orlando.
Jamboree don’t get me wrong but you seem to be the pathetic one.
*LOL* get a life too.
You’re absolutely right, Jamboree! He has reduced himself to the dog poo on the bottom of Kate Bosworth’s incredibly stylish shoes. I mean, how did such a goddess get mixed up with this troll? This is Kate we’re talking about, who is so luminously, completely, stunningly, heartbreakingly, breath-takingly BEAUTIFUL she makes the angels weep with joy. She doesn’t even poo, she just excretes rose petals from her navel.
But Orlando on the other hand? *Tsk tsk* Why he nearly ruined her. He was clearly the cause of her being such a screwup, because everyone knows that Kate is not to blame for ANYTHING.
So by all means, spew your hateful venom at him, Jamboree. The b—ch has it coming. And when you’re done, affix those lips directly on Kate’s perfect, luminous, perfect, stunning, perfect beautiful behind, because she is entitled to worship.
#57 “Attention-hungry Netkook” I know you’re a loser but come on we haven’t got time to chat with you just go away.
love you forever Orly mi amore.
The sad thing #57 is that Kate is not attractive or talented yet she’s doing better than him. She’s actually GASP working. She’s getting paid to advertise Calvin Klein while he’s getting paid to advertise shampoo and cheap cars. lmao Stick a fork in him girls, he’s just about done.
“Gosh another pathetic loser get a life #53.”
Sweetie, please go to http://www.m-w.com and look up the word “satire.” If that’s too much for you, look up “joke.”
Apology accepted.
Has he gotten drunk and fractured someone’s neck again yet?
there is a lot of losers today. Go get a life ASAP.
happy birthday to you Orly.
He’s so gorgeous, I’m so into him.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ORLY LOVE YOU.
*sigh* You people disappoint me. I wasn’t being the least bit subtle. My ironic username should have been your first clue.
THANKS JARED Happy Birthday Orly.
Attention-hungry Netkook - let me marry you. Please. I just love it how the teens around here totally fell for your “rant”. *lol* Good to see that there are some witty, intelligent and original Orlando fans out there. =)
Rest of you - grow up. Netkook’s post was OBVIOUSLY a joke. Geez…
YESSSSSSSS some new pictures of this handsome man thankxxx J.Jared. He looks so good gotta love this guy.
Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!
sooooo??what happened?
Wasn’t he suppose to have gone to Oz over the holiday?
She kind of looks stood up waiting for her boyfriend to get there.
If he wasn’t going and it wasn’t her that told the paper that(but who are we kidding -it had to have been her) she would have made a point of saying it wasn’t true since now she looks silly and Kate Bosworth and Nicole Kidman got all the press over the holidays.
#67, thank you! And thank you for getting it. I was starting to think I was a little too fast for the room.
#67 That long stupid post by Attention-hungry Netkook was neither witty or intelligent. I got the obvious sarcasm it was just lacking in humor and sounded too much like a whiny fangirl pissed at those taking shots at Orlando. His fans might as well get used to the negativity because his IT boy days are over. He’s just another not so hot celebrity now.
You’re welcome. =) But you shouldn’t be too worried - most of us grown-ups accepted that this place is in stupidity’s hand.
I actually stumbled over your post because I wanted to laugh at the rants of *cough*famouscarmen*cough* but it looks like she’s not up yet. Or Karma showed her how bitchy it can be. Teh.
And I have to say:
This one ~> “Well, I used to date Orlando’s cousin’s hairdresser’s gynecologist and I heard through the grapevine that Orlando said I have a big butt” made me just laugh SOOOOOOOOOOOO hard! Thank you so much for that, totally made my day!!
#71 I pity you. Going through life with this sense of humour (or the lack of it) AND with all this pessimism because, like, OMG, he hasn’t done a movie for, like, A YEAR!!!! must be grey and shallow. It’s not about Orlando, dear. It’s about keeping the ability of seeing everything on the net with that little wink on it. You know, try to laugh once in a while. Doesn’t hurt (much).
#71 you’re the first loser in here that is for sure; congratulation.
You think you’re so clever, ha you’re just a stupid loner.
#71:
Oooh, somebody’s MAD! Did you see a little too much of yourself in that post?
#72:
I think it’s a mathematical certainty that she and her sockpuppets will show up very soon.
happy birthday Orly.
So you guess I should stay for a while, sit back and wait for da dramz to beginn? Sounds cool. Popcorn anybody?
I was just wondering…what would happen to JJ if Carmen AND this person that tried to tie Orlando up with everything female within reach (kimberly, if I remember correctly?) would post at the same time?
He looks very casual in these pics - he looks good. I don’t know whether his “it” days are over with or not, but I would surely miss looking at his lovely face on screen if they are.
Do you really have to be talented in Hollywood to work? I don’t think so. Just be a pretty face and be able to get noticed, and you can be a star. Not saying that Orlando isn’t talented - I think he is, but he definitely needs to try-out new, more diverse genres for his acting abilities, skill level, and personality.
It’s sad to see that he has moved to Hollywood. - the land of plastic people. That place is nothing but trouble, and I hope that he steers clear of the usual vices in that town. At least he isn’t hanging-out with Paris Hilton and L. Lohan. The day I see that is the day I know that he is DONE.
he has to go back to london!!!!. Orlando is such a charming and talented guy I really hope that is going to work again.
oooh everyone’s getting so defensive at my post I must have hit a nerve. The truth nerve? Poor defensive fans it must hurt to watch your star fade. And please stop sucking Carmen’s a$$. Even she knows he’s no longer worth the energy.
#77 The post is only funny to defensive fangirls. But the fact that you have such a lame sense of humor is funny to me.
Want a cookie, Firstie?
#80 FIRST/ why are you comming here to make a fool of yourself?
I love cookies! Got any milk to go with it?
Running out of comebacks huh? lol
#82 I come here to see fools and watch them respond to me because they are dim and easily baited like yourself.
LOVE get a life you sound desperate for attention very pathetic.
No, I’m just silently amusing myself over you
Who’s aggressive here, honey? I was just saying that you should try to laugh once in a while but you got all defensive and stuff. That’s why I offered you a cookie. My kid - she’s 4 - is always happy to get one and I just wanted to put a smile on your cute lil’ face. 
It’s just like with my daughter. Don’t argue with her, state your point and let her rant until she gets tired.
Tired yet?
#85 If a person is desperate for attention why keep giving it to them? You have no willpower to ignore do you? What a loser lol
#84 In my opinion I think you come here because you’re a pathetic loser.
Happy birthday Orly.
THOSE HATERS ARE SO DESPERATE, I’M SAD FOR THEM.
Orlando is so cute,thank you jared.
#86 just like 4 year olds I never get tired. You still haven’t figured out that I’m amusing myself with all of you? It isn’t obvious? Ah well if the lameness of Orlando Bloom isn’t obvious I guess the fact that I’m having a laugh at your expense isn’t either.
Don’t feed your 4 year old too many of those cookies. There are enough overweight kids out there.
C’mon girls you have to do better than “pathetic loser” and such. Besides if I’m a pathetic loser and you keep responding to me then what does that make you? It’s really sad that you haven’t caught on to what I’m doing yet.
My kid is anything but overweight, thank you very much for your concern. She’s a happy, bubbly little girl. You know, she doesn’t get too many cookies which is why they are special to her and something to be happy about. Hey, my little one actually knows how a banana and a apple and other fruits taste like! Whoo!!
So, you’re amused, I’m amused, we’re all amused. Why all the snapping around here?
LOL GUYS YOU’RE SO PATHETIC PLEASE GET A LIFE THAT IS GETTING BEYOND EMBARRASSING. I’M SO SAD FOR YOU, YOU SEEM VERY LONELY.
Orlando looks gorgeous like usual.
#92 How does she feel about her mommy amusing herself on the internet in the thread of a crappy actor? Offering cookies to strangers and laughing at humorless sarcastic rants of a overzealous fangirls? I have a feeling your going to be a future embarrassment for your child if you aren’t already.
#93 We’re not lonely anymore. Your here! YAY! Another pathetic casualty, your making this too easy.
Funny how some people are not afraid to make fool of themselves.
Orlando is so hot I love his shades.
“Funny how some people are not afraid to make fool of themselves.”
You know that’s the same thing I thought when I saw Orlando’s Japanese commercials. lol
very pathetic indeed it must be hard to have no friends I kind of understand those losers they need to chat with somebody.
Love you my Orly have a nice b-day this sunday.
Don’t worry those a**holes will get tired. He looks good and happy It’s nice to see him with a friend.
#97 Thank you for being my friend but why do you keep changing your screen name? Is it because you can’t come up with anything besides “pathetic” and that’s pathetic?
Wich japanese commercial this person is totally insane.
It’s simply good to see him.
First, why are you always trying to attack me? Did I do something to you other than liking Orlando? FYI I have a good job, I studied hard and long, I have a working relationship and a kid that loves me and that I love to death. She has lots of friends in kindergarden, I have lots of friends at work. You know nothing about me except the fact that I once in a while surf the net for the actor I like. Why don’t you spend your time with attacking people like pedophiles or these that REALLY do embarrassing things on the net? Who are YOU to judge me? You know, I tried to be nice to you but you have nothing but hatred and cold in your stony heart. Go back to the hell you came from and try to get a life. A life like the one that I lead because you know what? I know how to behave, I know how to work, I know how to love and I ******* know when it’s better to stop. You know, smartypants, the cleverer give in.
Meaning I’m not going to comment on you anymore. You’re nothing but a rude person, filled with hate and you certainly would need someone to hug you, I guess.
Oh, and the fact that you know about Orlando’s recent commercials just shows how desperate you are to hate someone. Spending so much time on him and not even being a fan? Tsk tsk tsk. You know, I at least spend my time on something I LIKE.
So all I have for you know is a huuuuge L O L and my hand you can talk to from now on. Psh!
FIRST IS A LOSER
FIRST IS A LOSER
FIRST IS A LOSER
FIRST IS A LOSER
FIRST IS A LOSER
FIRST IS AN UGLY LOSER HOW SAD.
Yeahhhhhhhh HAPPY BIRTHDAY ORLANDO. YOU’RE THE BEST.
what makes you think Penelope ditched Orlando?
I like Orlando I hope is going to put is **** together. I want to see is sexy butt back on screen.
#101 The clever don’t give in they either come up with a good retort or they ignore. You are doing nothing but whining and getting emotional and even worse your using those weak traits to try and guilt trip me, now that’s pathetic. And the talk the hand reference is over 10 years old. I’ve got an even older reference for you. If you can’t take the heat get a$$ out of the kitchen. Bye bye.
LOSER#102 IS AN IDIOT
LOSER#102 IS A MINGER WHO LIKES TO REPEAT HERSELF HOW SAD.
I love the fact that he’s growing his hair again! =)
Sweet… Always smile please…
First=106/107 is going to be here for quite a long time please ignore this moron.
FIRST IS AN UGLY LOSER
FIRST IS AN UGLY LOSER
FIRST IS AN UGLY LOSER
FIRST IS AN UGLY LOSER
ORLANDO IS HOT
ORLANDO IS HOT
ORLANDO IS HOT ORLANDO IS HOT
reading this thread you get a real sense of what the current fanbase of Orlando Bloom is. Not very high IQ.
EAT S— JESSICA, IT’S A CARROT!!!!!!111!!!
Sorry, just trying to fit in.
I do agree that 1.) First is a loser and 2) Orlando Bloom is one d— fine-looking man.
Good advice #110 but some moron like yourself with no willpower will always respond or acknowledge.
FIRST!!! has totally turned this thread into a joke which I love because it’s the same thing Orlando fans will do to Kate thread.
I don’t know why they broke up but I wonder if there was truth to the rumor that Penelope broke up with him because she wanted to go public and he didn’t .
LOSER IS ALL OUT OF IDEAS AND STILL REPEATING HERSELF. LOL
ORLANDO IS NOT HOT
Is it me or does the other guy look like a grown up Devon Sawa????
I know you are but what am I!
I know you are but what am I!
I thought the kids were back in school already?
U FAKE U FAKE! I read in an interview that Orlando likes BROKKOLI best! u r a loser u do not know Orlando eat sh*t and die!!!!!!
Ahh…good old times…
Why can’t we all just get along?
F.I.R.S.T is a loser and Orlando is yummy . it’s as simple as that.
Orlando is wonderful I want him so bad.
I Love him so much. Happy Birthday Orlie.
“U FAKE U FAKE! I read in an interview that Orlando likes BROKKOLI best! u r a loser u do not know Orlando eat sh*t and die!!!!!!”
Hee! The look on Orlando’s face was priceless. I think later those girls will look back on that and laugh nervously then quickly change the subject.
Good to see him I thought he was dead lol.
Happy Birthday O.
Happy Birthday Orlando!
***Boxers…yum!..make me think dirty thoughts…”91/2 weeks”..*grunt*…”Monsters Ball”…*grunt*…”Debbie Does Dallas”…*grunt***
You bring out the perv in me, Orly.
#124 True!! I just loooooove his nervous giggle and his whole reaction on it… “Shall I leave now?” LOL Gotta love him…
I bet Jessica and Miss Carrot either have an own fanclub by now or totally left the web and emigrated to Nepal or Sibiria or something.
aw cute =] happy birthday
his smile make me swoon.
Happy Birthday Orly.
At least he’s not making crap movies that get overblown and over hyped like so many blond tartlet wannabes out there! And anyone who doesn’t like his sweats and sunglasses is nothing but a jealous loser. You’re just upset that you don’t have what he has.
He looks perfect enough to walk a red carpet. he’s got the face of an angel and has the most perfect skin ever. And all the most beautiful women in the world are throwing themselves at him. If you can’t see why, then you are just a jealous fatty hater.
He also smells like roses when he farts. I have that under good authority.
Who’s the blond guy? Hubba hubba! Where’d he come from? Is he single?
For the sock puppet conspirators, you have to look at the possibility that one poster is posting under several names from BOTH perspectives. In other words, one or two Orlando fans could be posting under different names, building up this thread and talking about how great and hot he is. These same posters could be fans who post on other boards as well and come here to defend him, etc. Then again, one or two posters who want to bash or criticise Orlando could be posting under different names as well. There could be maybe only five or six people on this entire thread. Also, you have to look at the possibility that Orlando’s own family, friends and PR people may come here, lurk and make comments. I’m not laughing at the conspiracy theories, but you have to look at it from ALL perspectives, not just from one perspective. To assume that any and all negative posts are coming from only one or two people is, in my opinion, not being realistic. If true, then the nice and complimentary comments are coming from only one or two people as well. Like I said, there are at least two perspectives, possibly three if you include Orlando’s people.
To the five or six people having conversations with themselves here, cheers!!!
happy birthday Orly luv ya.
He might going to do a movie by the end of this year fingers cross.
happy birthday Orlando!!!
It’s been a long time welcome back mr hottie.
“I bet Jessica and Miss Carrot either have an own fanclub by now or totally left the web and emigrated to Nepal or Sibiria or something.”
At the very least. I can’t be too mean about them, though. I was a teenager once myself, and let’s just say thank Xenu that the Web was still a glimmer in Tim Berners-Lee’s eye, because there would probably be a lot of stuff I’d never live down.
Seriously, I hope Jessica and Carrot are able to laugh about it someday.
anyone reconize what magazine he might have been looking at? It isn’t the vogue but the one to the right of it. You can only see a small bit of the blue left corner. Must be a fashion magazine since it was next to the others.
totally randon I know-just wondering.