Orlando Bloom: Doggie Bag It!

Suzanne, say your prayers it might not be over yet.
Just hope the cabbage patch doll doesn’t turn into the chucky doll and
keep coming back!

happy bday orly.

he looks cute he’s a scarf boy. I never seen this blond guy before is he famous?

HOT??! Are you people BLIND? He looks rough and just keeps going DOWNHILL. He’s finished IMHO. Bleurrgghh!

he is hawwwwwwt ———happy birthday Orly.

@#37: If you can’t stand the way he looks lately, you should probably leave this place.

……..already 31 and still as hot as ever happy birthday my sweetheart.

#41 Why? Since when can you only come in a thread when you only have nice things to say?

He’s not so hot anymore. He looks like your average young American guy in LA and yes I know he’s British.

# 45how an handsome british guy can look like an average american boy you’re so retarded just go out find some friends to play with moron.
#46 you’re so stupid, you must be very sad poor you.

Happy birthday my Orly love love love.

He is sooo hot. And Kayla, if you think a guy this handsome and hot looks like garbage? your standards are unrealistic. Give him a break. Do you look 100% cute everyday? People never seem to think celebs have days when they just look tired. We are all human, Kayla. ORLANDO IS THE CUTEST, MOST HOTTEST ADORABLE MAN ALIVE! I adore him. Happy B-Day OB cause you get better lookin every year!

Pasta and Orly are my favourite. Ha

Well, he’s clearly in a downward spiral. I mean, he’s wearing sweatpants. Who does that? This is a clear case of extreme indulgence in substances, sex and debauchery and it has turned him into a monster. I can say this with utmost authority and confidence, because I have absolutely no faults and am therefore entitled to blindly pass judgement on people I’ve never even met.

Anyway, I feel I must list his innumerable crimes so that if you see him on the street you can scream “FOO!” at him and make the sign of the cross with your fingers. Shall we?

*I have it on very, very good authority that he regularly wears white shoes after Labor Day. Anyone who so brazenly breaks that law with such gleeful impunity needs to be locked up.

*He was seen sipping a glass of champagne on New Year’s Eve, which is clearly a sign of debilitating alcoholism.

*He eats meat on Fridays during Lent, showing that he is an arrogant heathen that routinely thumbs his nose at the Lord our God.

*I know for a fact that when you do your laundry and find a sock that doesn’t have a mate, it is because Orlando Bloom stole the other one in order to feed his sick addiction to cotton.

*Finally, and perhaps the worst of all, he leaves the toilet seat up after he takes a whizz. What, you think that’s funny? Well let’s see how loud you’ll be laughing the next time you’re half-asleep and stumbling into the bathroom, and when you sit down your tuckus goes right into the water. It’s unforgivable torture, and a violation of the Geneva Convention.

You may wonder how I know all these things. Well, I used to date Orlando’s cousin’s hairdresser’s gynecologist and I heard through the grapevine that Orlando said I have a big butt, so I have every right to call him out for his crimes. I have proof that what I say is true, but I don’t feel the need to share it with you, because everyone knows that if it’s said on the Internet it must be true. No seriously, Jesus appeared to me in a dream and told me all this.

Darn you, Orli. Darn you straight to heck.

Gosh another pathetic loser get a life #53.
Orlando is the finnest man alive you just have no taste.
Have a nice birthday Orlando.

You’re absolutely right, Jamboree! He has reduced himself to the dog poo on the bottom of Kate Bosworth’s incredibly stylish shoes. I mean, how did such a goddess get mixed up with this troll? This is Kate we’re talking about, who is so luminously, completely, stunningly, heartbreakingly, breath-takingly BEAUTIFUL she makes the angels weep with joy. She doesn’t even poo, she just excretes rose petals from her navel.

But Orlando on the other hand? *Tsk tsk* Why he nearly ruined her. He was clearly the cause of her being such a screwup, because everyone knows that Kate is not to blame for ANYTHING.

So by all means, spew your hateful venom at him, Jamboree. The b—ch has it coming. And when you’re done, affix those lips directly on Kate’s perfect, luminous, perfect, stunning, perfect beautiful behind, because she is entitled to worship.

The sad thing #57 is that Kate is not attractive or talented yet she’s doing better than him. She’s actually GASP working. She’s getting paid to advertise Calvin Klein while he’s getting paid to advertise shampoo and cheap cars. lmao Stick a fork in him girls, he’s just about done.