Wed, 09 January 2008 at 8:56 pm

Tom Brady is a Smartwater Spokesman

Tom Brady is the new celebrity spokesperson for smartwater!

His ads’ blurbs read:

electrolytes enhanced hydration.
vapor distilled purity.
a jump on the competition.
for takeoffs and touchdowns.
the answer for tom brady.

Jennifer Aniston has been the spokesperson for smartwater since June.

Glaceau picks ‘em well!

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# 26

holy motha of... @ 01/10/2008 at 12:43 am

caro @ 01/10/2008 at 12:18 am

Just when I thought she couldn’t get more pathetic. What is she? 15? Crushing on Tom Brady and publicly declaring it out loud? Is she trying to create some buzz about her non-existent romance with Tom Brady? Oh my GOD. I feel embarassed for her.

Good for her though that she’s making all this money, it’s all she’s got left. No more looks, no more dignity, no more man, no more youth, no more career. Glad to know she’s getting lots and lots of money, shallow person like her needs loads and loads of moolah to feel good about herself. That and fantasies about non-existent romances.

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# 27

common sense wtf @ 01/10/2008 at 2:24 am

caro @ 01/10/2008 at 12:18 am

This quote by you caro
“SmartWater’s senior vice president Rohan Oza has confirmed Jennifer, 38, is involved in company decisions.”

is a long long way from

“Smartwater said that it was actually her idea to get Tom Brady on board as a spokesperson”

Basically the article you posted only mentions that Aniston thinks Brady would be a great spokesperson and she thinks he is hot. Also the spokesperson says Aniston is involved in decisions. NOT THAT IT WAS ANISTON’S IDEA TO HIRE BRADY.

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# 28

common sense wtf @ 01/10/2008 at 2:25 am

caro @ 01/10/2008 at 12:18 am

Sorry I need to post again

“SmartWater’s senior vice president Rohan Oza has confirmed Jennifer, 38, is involved in company decisions.”

is a long long way from this quote by you caro

“Smartwater said that it was actually her idea to get Tom Brady on board as a spokesperson”

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# 29

Suzz @ 01/10/2008 at 5:47 am

He can’t do modeling … like a stiff piece of wood … zero personality!!!

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# 30

Gorgeous Black Women @ 01/10/2008 at 9:49 am

The JA ones were awful. This one is kinda meh. I miss ads with models, but then models these days are so boring. Not that this ad is at all attention grabbing. He looks more like a model and not at all like a pro-athlete so I wouldn’t have even paused a second to look at it.

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# 31

Mari @ 01/10/2008 at 1:50 pm

Tom Brady has a big mouth

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# 32

Sugar tits @ 01/10/2008 at 7:59 pm

What’s with the helicopter. It’s WATER, not a rap video.

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# 33

Exotic Goddess @ 01/11/2008 at 1:12 am

It should be called stupid water because Tom has no bulge in his pants. The water turned his meat into tuna.

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# 34

Ha! @ 01/11/2008 at 11:18 am

Holy motha of - Find something real to snark on. Really? Is she the only person to mention that she finds someone attractive? Crushes happen at all ages, dear.

Sugar tits - If you read the text from the ad above, it makes more sense.

He annoys me. Jen does not.

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# 35

kathryn @ 02/10/2008 at 6:03 pm

the helicopter one looks pretty photoshopped

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# 36

Brittany @ 09/30/2008 at 9:29 am

Yumm, smartwater and Tom Brady.

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