OlderThu, 17 January 2008 at 5:22 pm
Britney Spears’ Obituary in the Works
The Associated Press (oh, just the world’s largest news organization) has already begun preparing Britney Spears’ obituary!!!
“We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a log time,” AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington tells Us Weekly.
“I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now,” Washington adds. “Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!
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That is morally immature of the AP.
well, noone wishes BRITNEY anything bad, but there is just smell of death around her…all people can do for her is to stop paparazzi - but thats impossible.
She will die by the summer from a car accident due to amphetemine overdose. I am a prophet please believe me as I have had a premonition.
She will take many innocent souls with her because the stench from her dead rank unwashed commando puss will kill alll people in neighboring villages, towns and states within a 1000 mile radius. It will be a massacre worse than 9/11
Jules @ 01/17/2008 at 6:36 pm People have been saying for a while she’s the next Anna Nicole. Someone is her family needs to get a set of balls and help her out!!
It’s like watching a train wreck about to happen and you can’t do a darn thing.
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a lot of people wants to help da brit but i think she refused, she’s very thick in the head, da brit can only help herself, now, a lot are saying that the papz/media should leave her alone but they won’t do it, if the papz/media won’t spare her then she sholud take action to leave them alone i mean go far far away where nobody can follow you, she can do it if she wants to but then again, you never know w/da brit, she loves the papz though, like a meth.
Maybe that is enough to wake her up. I doubt it though. I did hear that Sam guy’s interview where he said she is fine and back on track. She’ll never be on track with people like that around her
THAT IS JUST RUDE.
How awful can you be to a person? She is going through such a tough time and I personally think she is trying. I mean it’s hard enough to have a personal, emotional breakdown make international headlines every week and having paparazzi around when your children are taken away from you. But, to have an obituary written about you on top of all of this WHILE you are alive, is just wrong.
Krung Krung, it is impossible to help someone who refuses to see a problem and then push everyone away who try. Britney is the only one responsible for Britney.
thats horrible…. completely barbarack. thee people should not be saying that right now, after her suicide attempt not to long ago, people do NOT want to give her ideas.
That’s pathetic and terrible.
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LOL lost prophet
Oh please ! writers do that kind of thing for a lot of celebrities still alive so they are always ready… just in case.
This is not revolting ! This is our job to be ready.
Now if Britney goes on her current way, the obituary will be published soon :) I’m a ***** I know.
I thought hair grew 6″ a year…why is her hair still so short?
I feel bad for her
As long as they don’t release it by mistake it’s pretty standard practice. She is at risk. The BBC had the Queen Mum’s obituary ready for ages, and even aired it by mistake a year before she was dead… Now hat is bad.
I’m a bit tired of her. She is addicted to two things…drugs and attention. If she is really serious about getting clean, all she has to do is go to an island and chill. But No….She is an addict and where does
junkies end up to…………5 feet underground. I am not wishing for her to die….I just want her to vanish..or maybe I am. I bet her Mom can’t wait for it.
Lives are not just STORIES. People can be so uncivilized and vile
#61 Kara, but they’re doing it in preparation of a boost of sales. This isn’t just some professional writer, hired by the celebrity his or herself most likely, to write their obituary. This is a tabloid journalist with an agenda working for a tabloid only concerned with money.
She’s utterly UGLY!
#67 - luckyL
Actually, it’s NOT a tabloid - it’s the Associated Press. And no celebrity asks a writer from a news organization to write their obit - writer’s do it on their own. It’s standard practice. Hell, my sophomore year of high school my advisor for our school’s newspaper (I was a reporter) made us write obituaries for her and the other staff members as practice. When you get hired by a newspaper, the first thing reporters are assigned to do are write these things. Everybody does it, but it WAS tacky of this guy to tell US Weekly of all places that he did it. But seriously, it’s not uncommon, it actually saves time (when someone finally does pass, you don’t have to do much research because it’s already written), and it’s kind of like people drawing up wills. That’s equally as morbid, but no one complains about that.
Alright Amber, I guess the only thing we can agree on was it has been presented in a tacky manner. I’m currently taking Journalism myself in college, but I’m not that fat into it yet. I’d like to be a respectable reporter and writer.
US Weekly should not let this man be represented them in such a poor light.
Oh my gosh…..this is sad. She needs help, and that’s all. If I was her mom *hypothetically* I would send her but to a mental rehabilitation clinic and not let her out until she’s well enough.
It’s called a graveyard file and every news outlet has one for every celebrity and public figure. If someone dies at 7 p.m., you have to have something ready to go to press that night so it makes the morning news. You just write the lead saying how the person died and off it goes to press. This is not news that the AP has this. I’m sure it has a graveyard file on Cameron Diaz, President Bush, Oprah Winfrey and Britney. Let’s just pray the AP doesn’t have to use the one on Britney for a while.
#70 luckyL - you can be a respectable writer, but you’re STILL going to have to write these things eventually if you want to work for a newspaper or similar organization. Just make sure you don’t tell US Weekly or some other tabloid about it and you’ll be fine.
HER PARENTS ARE TO BLAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They loved the money and fame, and in return they lost their daughter’s soul and who she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is disgusting
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