Suri Cruise: Got Milk?

Go check the pictures.
http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2008/01/17/suri-as-youve-never-seen-her-before/#comment-307322
Hello, yelling Suri!
You go girl! Keep yelling! Tell your exploitive “parents” you are not their prop anymore. You need your own schedule and development.
Now I believe why this girl is “magical”!
Just watch! The girl will be less and less cooperative and one of these days, when we finally get the chance to hear what she says to her “father”…
Hahahahah

oh she’s tom’s kid allright. no doubt.

jeez, there are A LOT of scientobots here today. the mother ship sent them out full force in an attempt at damage control. too bad it won’t work.

she’s so cute 2 bad she belongs to a cult and her father is tom cruise

she is sooooooooooooooo cute cutest hollywood baby there is

Kate looks like Suri’s grandma. Kate trys so hard just try to be yourself Kate. You are not even 30 yet and you look like a grandma.

suri is a darling
this is the best family…yes

How cute is this little girl. Look at thaty picture of her waving. I love her.

suri is so cute, so sweet

The stinking scientologist fascist and his robobride. Too bad about the kid, I wonder if she was created with the cult leader’s stored sperm as was rumored recently. In the Morton book, some of the interviewed cult members seem to believe Suri is the next coming of that old fraud elron…

She is looking more and more like Tom ! Let’s stop the denial ! Plus who cares if they are scientologists ??? he always said being a Scientologist from the beginning (1989/90)

And there is no possible way that Suri is Chris Klein’s baby. It’s a matter of simple counting. They broke up at the beginning of the year (probably earlier, but the PR statement went out in winter/early spring) and Katie wasn’t pregnant until early fall. Do the math. She is Tom’s kid.

From Defamer

Katie Holmes Marathon Mystery Deepens With New Questions About Unidentified Runner #6074

Blogger Harlem 26.2 (whose description, “The chronicles of a Black man running through Harlem in pursuit of rebuilding his business, a sub 3:00 marathon, and a wife - all through the lens of running,” is our current favorite) has been following all the Katie Holmes marathon conspiracy theorizing closely, and adds a fascinating insight to the mix that discounts the official “lone runman” theory:

All the conspiracy theories fail to mention or recognize the “mystery runner” that accompanied Katie in the race.
He wore bib # 6074, he does not show up or exist in the results database. He’s the first runner in the history of the NYC Marathon to “not exist”. He can be seen in photos on Flickr, we have the links on our site, just look in the comments of today, you’ll see them.
The conspiracy fails when you see Katie has registered “split times” - however they could have been recorded by this “mystery runner, bib # 6074 - wearing her assigned timing chip - clearly adjacent to her at all times in the few photos that exists. Check out site, the photos on flickr, the NYC Marathon database - that runner is a total mystery….

One obvious explanation is that the tall, dark, and handsome mystery runner is Holmes’s bodyguard, as the guy looks like he knows his way around a Krav Maga death-pinch. Still, that doesn’t entirely rule out that Agent 6074’s frequency-mimicking chip wasn’t also receiving constant wireless dispatches from HQ, instructing him at one point to “detonate the fire hydrant by the entrance to the Queensboro bridge, then replace Runaway Bride with her bionic cyberclone during the ensuing confusion. Over.”

To all tomkat fans, this is for you!

The Freedom Medal Award Ceremony

Yesterday’s ten minutes of Tom Cruise madness? Tip of the proverbial iceberg, SPs. The entire hour-long video, as the boss pointed out, has been passing between journos and Scientology critics for a while now. And someone sent us the whole director’s cut. Attached, a couple clips from the ceremony honoring Tom Cruise’s official Freedom Medal Of Valor (for Achievement in the Field of Excellence). Tom Cruise, as you’ll see, destroyed the field of psychiatry itself, fought government oppression, and spread incomprehensible jargon across the entire world. Go ahead and cancel the Oscars, we’ll happily watch this.

“If a Scientologist is a street sweeper, it is his responsibility to apply Scientology to his zone, and whoever he may interact with, and no, it’s not an option,” Scientology head David Miscavige explains. “When you stepped on the path and had your first cognition, you also stepped on the path to carry it forth.”

“Every move translates to countless impressions,” the movie trailer voice-over guy insists in his Tom Cruise intro. Did you know that every time you catch a minute of Mission Impossible on basic cable, you are being indoctrinated? It’s true! Or at least the Church of Scientology rather wishes it was true.

You needn’t watch all of the attached clips, but each one contains its own brilliant mixture of nonsensical jargon and discomfiting examples of the reach, power, and money of these legitimized Raelians.

http://gawker.com/345563/tom-cruise-uncut-the-freedom-medal-award-ceremony

Suri, Suri, Suri… Too cute for words! Beautiful family. God bless them.