Suri Cruise: Got Milk?

From Defamer

Katie Holmes Marathon Mystery Deepens With New Questions About Unidentified Runner #6074

Blogger Harlem 26.2 (whose description, “The chronicles of a Black man running through Harlem in pursuit of rebuilding his business, a sub 3:00 marathon, and a wife - all through the lens of running,” is our current favorite) has been following all the Katie Holmes marathon conspiracy theorizing closely, and adds a fascinating insight to the mix that discounts the official “lone runman” theory:

All the conspiracy theories fail to mention or recognize the “mystery runner” that accompanied Katie in the race.
He wore bib # 6074, he does not show up or exist in the results database. He’s the first runner in the history of the NYC Marathon to “not exist”. He can be seen in photos on Flickr, we have the links on our site, just look in the comments of today, you’ll see them.
The conspiracy fails when you see Katie has registered “split times” - however they could have been recorded by this “mystery runner, bib # 6074 - wearing her assigned timing chip - clearly adjacent to her at all times in the few photos that exists. Check out site, the photos on flickr, the NYC Marathon database - that runner is a total mystery….

One obvious explanation is that the tall, dark, and handsome mystery runner is Holmes’s bodyguard, as the guy looks like he knows his way around a Krav Maga death-pinch. Still, that doesn’t entirely rule out that Agent 6074’s frequency-mimicking chip wasn’t also receiving constant wireless dispatches from HQ, instructing him at one point to “detonate the fire hydrant by the entrance to the Queensboro bridge, then replace Runaway Bride with her bionic cyberclone during the ensuing confusion. Over.”

TC+KH are the OWNERS and USERS Suri.
When they need to expose her, they let the whole country’s paps know and wait by their hotel or airport to take pix.
When they don’t see the need, or they don’t think Suri will cooperate, they can sneak out easily with alerting anybody.
Do you get any sighting of them leaving NYC, arriving at the airport and returning to LA?
NO.
Only when TC took Conner to dinner to “celebrate” his b-day.
And the celebration dinner looked more like a business meeting to me.
These are shameless people.

This baby is Fugly. Her eyes are so tiny and far apart she looks like a bird and with that flat nose? Everybody thinks she should be cute because her parents are.

206, r u on crack? eyes are tiny?? wtf, look at pic 12, suri’s eyes are huge. she’s cuter and prettier than u i guess.

SURI U R ADORABLE

AND TOMKAT SIMPLY ROCK

BEST CELEB FAMILY

Suri Cruise will grow up to be exactly like Paris Hilton: thick, unintelligent, nympho, sex addict *****, pampered way too spoilt brat. There are signs of it already, as her ugly face is being plastered in magazines, and from what I read, she is a spoilt child. What a **** she is

Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1
Suri PROP # 1

Suri is so adorable!!!

Suri looks like a Chernobyl child

Katie Holmes looked nicer with long hair. The short haircut makes her look older

Suri is a darling 24 month old toddler.
She looks like she has a full two year old personality.
She is NOW into her T twos!

That�s Too nice, when it comes in india hope it can make a Rocking place for youngster.. hope that come true.