Gwyneth Has Gastrointestinal Problems

Gwyneth Paltrow was taken to the hospital Monday for “a little gastrointestinal situation,” her chef pal Mario Batali told Us Weekly.

Batali added, “It’s now been straightened out. She’s [doing] great.”

Paltrow was admitted to New York’s Mount Sinai Hospital Monday afternoon and released early Tuesday afternoon.

The 35-year-old Oscar winner, chef Batali and New York Times food columnist Mark Bittman will star in a 13-part TV series called Spain … On the Road Again, airing Fall 2008.

61 Comments

# 2

thts because she is starving wiht that fdiet:S

# 3

what a liar,she was there because of over dose drugs.believe me.I’m the part time nurse in the hospital.

# 5

or not. Ha!

# 6
DR. SINAI @ 01/18/2008 at 4:59 pm

WE HAD TO REMOVE A VERY LARGE POLE FROM HER ASS. SHE IS MUCH BETTER NOW.

# 7

I wonder if Mario’s cooking made her sick?

# 8

hmmm….that’s the first time i’ve heard of starvation being referred to as a “gastrointestinal problem”
….it’s kinda like blindness being referred to as “extreme myopia”.

interesting.

o.k., 2nd!!!!

how about 3rd???

Really Sara?? Urgh!!
And what about Two lovers…. Still filming or what?? They must be happy with all this mess

Poor thing.:=( Swallowing Big Mario’s eel made her ill.

Nurse Giggles @ 01/18/2008 at 5:08 pm

She disappeared up her own ass for a while, and incurred an injury while removing her head from her butt.

Well, at least she’s better now!

–read my blog at htttp://fashionpoirot.blogspot.com

she had really bad gas but has taken a nice **** now so it’s all good.

Someone get this woman a cheeseburger!

I was there. She has the smelliest f–a–r—t—s.

whats the truth? @ 01/18/2008 at 5:16 pm

# 3 sara @ 01/18/2008 at 4:56 pm what a liar,she was there because of over dose drugs.believe me.I’m the part time nurse in the hospital.
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Its likely more than just a gastro problem, its its just gastro, then Huvane could have already said it and not make it bigger as something personal.

I think Gwyneth and Chris relationship are on the rocks, they are seldom together, I think he is just there for the kids!

Why is this news?

Gwynnie's Gas @ 01/18/2008 at 5:20 pm

I am beautiful!

a miraculously cured case of terminal smugness.

Who wants to cook her dinner?

Passport of truth @ 01/18/2008 at 5:29 pm

i haven’t left the house in 20 yrs

I had a feeling it was gas. I bet she chows down on Mickey D’s in private.

I don’t buy it. she probably had a miscarriage.

She had to be treated for shock because she realized her **** DOES stink!!!

i was born yesterday…gwyneth squeezed me out!

eon, i don’t want to make her dinner but i would like to cut her hair.

#24 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Gwyneth got a bout of the Britneyitis and needed a reason to get a share of the media attention. That’s all. She could have stayed at home.

#6 DR SINAI
#14 Nurse Giggles
# 28 Lar

Oh my gosh these posts are so fcuking hilarious!
Y’all have cracked me up big time.
You guys/gals rock!!
Thanks for the laughs!

Gwyn, please take care of yourself.You must do that…
You have got two LİTTLE children…

Se looks old and she looks bad. She always acts like she has NO energy and her hair is so thin it looks like it belongs to a 70 yr old grandma.

She’s NOT hot . She has NO lips and no personality. She should just take some laxitives and go away!

Jeesz! Who goe to the hospital for a “little gastrointestinal problem” ? I had 4 gallbladder attacks in a month long period and I didn’t go. I drank some herbal concoction I made and I am all better now. These celebs are oh-so precious I think. No backbone!!!

domonique@ @ 01/18/2008 at 8:17 pm

crazy people

She looks old and seems like losing her bleech blonde hair

jennifer125 @ 01/18/2008 at 8:44 pm

Hasn’t he ever heard of HIPAA? Stop giving out other people’s medical info? Geez.

gastrointestinal problems is hollywood speak for ‘miscarriage.’ because who the hell goes to hospital with tummy ache? not very likely..anyway if she was in the UK, she’d have got MRSA by now thanks to the nhs and she’d be dead

Jennifer

he’s a freaking CHEF! HIPPA doesn’t apply to him it only applies to medical personel. If she told him that she had stomach problems then he turns around and blabs it, then SO WHAT! That’s between him and her, it has nothing to do with HIPPA. But ifHER DOCTOR or NURSE started blabbing it, then that would be a different story.

Dirty Denise @ 01/18/2008 at 9:40 pm

Awww, poor Gwyn Gwyn. I’m glad she’s alright.

Gastrointestinal problems are much deeper than gas–shows how much most of you know. Maybe you should all take your heads out of your ***** and realize that for her to had stayed in the hospital over night, it must have been something pretty darn serious. To jump to the conclusion that she had a miscarriage–SHAME ON YOU! Remember, karma will get all of you horrible talkers back some day. The discourse is pretty sick and uncalled for here.

Momof3- Funny you should speak of karma b/c I believe karma is eating Gwyneth up. She looks so bad the last few years, I guess skinning her nose up at people have not work out so well for her.
I believe it’s all lies, she is such a lier-truth do not roll out of her mouth.
We can be sure it was not a gastrointestinal problems. They plan this leak. Gwyneth and Chris are such fakes.

I saw that clip of these 2 coming out the hospital. I thought chris acted like a retared bullie. His wife was in the cat vehical and the photo guy was standing their snapping pics and chris bolted on him and snatch his carmera. I can see if they were treating him the way the treat Britney then ok b/c those guy push her lay on her car which is horrid. They don’t even bump hem. I hope that 1 guy sue chris I use to be a fan of his but he started acting all weird after he got his high and mighty wife. I can’t stand them now. She is an horrid actress anyway.

Oh yeah I’m thinking miscarriage also. What else would make Martin like a madman if the pap stood his distance and took pictures….not an upset stomach.

Well, maybe the guys with the cameras kept asking:

“Is it true that the big fat chef collapsed on top of you, Miss Gwynneth Paltrowe,
right in the middle of a love making session??? Are you and the big Chef lovers,
and are you leaving Chris for some good old home cooking. OR

Is it true that Chris clubbed you in the back of your head, Miss Paltrow,
with a frying pan, when you asked him to make dinner, in addition
to his “house-husband chores???

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Is he her personal chef? I find it hilarious that a chef would talk about someone going to the hospital for gastro problems…Maybe she got food poisoning

Gwynneth and the Chef are adorable, and I only joke about them
to lighten the mood. Total abscence of malice.

I only wish them the best.

Happy cooking and happy eating,

Someone give that woman a role!!!
I mean, a roll.
Not in the hay.

God always be with her. She will get better soon. We are waiting for her at richromances.com.

If you watch the video.. Chris attacks the guy after he says Congratualtions to him.. that makes Chris go postal on the paps ass and has Chris yelling “show some respect”.. that reaction tends to make me believe the miscarriage rumor..

imagine you just suffered a miscarriage early in a pregnancy.. you are upset.. you are trying to keep it private and not announce it to the world and as you are leaving the hospital some ******* is snapping pictures of your distraught wife and says Congratulations to you.

I think even my sweet non confrontational husband would have kicked the **** living **** out of a photographer in that situation.

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Well well well. We’re not so dumb after all. You ppl are right on target. No way, that guy is a chef-he looks horrid and nasty-why would someone who prepares her food talk? When have you known Huvane to allow anyone to speak for or about any of his ppl? Which maid or personal assistant or chef has spoken about Aniston, Dunst, Demi Moore or Gwyneth? They are all struggling to keep themselves relevant in a world that is more concerned with teen queens and trainwreck pop star moms. Sometimes you have to bow out gracefully. Maybe Huvane’s tactics don’t work anymore for his clients. He needs to move into the 21st century. He is so “old Hollywood”-He of all ppl should know the internet, technology, and paparazzi are his worst enemies. He should have emailed me instead of Perez-I would have given him a few pointers and kept it in the closet-

See Gywneth should have admitted to the miscarriage. We didn’t really know she was pregnant–she should have given us some personal pics of her and the kids (who are very very beautiful)I would have had Chris Martin Crying in the waiting room at the hospital-Man Huvane you missed a golden opportunity for sympathy-Don’t come back and tell me it’s too impersonal-what’s worse miscarriage by hubby or “miscarriage” by Affleck which breaks Pitt’s heart???hmmmmmm?? Just asking.

She’s rude and lame and it fits that she married a haughty, self-absorbed Brit

Mario B looks like some sort of Muppetesque version of a human being. Like he should be in the bar scene in Star Wars.

Why is it anyone’s business what is wrong with her. Who really and truly knows what is wrong. God, some of you are nasty pieces of work.

hide the kids @ 01/23/2008 at 4:09 pm

she’s a W-H-O-R-E!!!
She looks NASTY!!!

Someone a little jealous?

hide the kids - Nice comment, you must be a really wonderful person that anyone would be proud to know!

Is that a recent photo of Gwyneth? I hope not cause she looks terrible. I can’t believe this is the same actress from SIL.

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