Tom Cruise For President

If Katie Holmes is trying to channel her inner Jackie-O, we can safely assume that Tom Cruise will soon be running president!

TOM CRUISE FOR PRESIDENT 2012

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# 1

I said the same thing (about Katie reminding me of Jackie) But TC for President? Only of Scientology.

# 2

Oh C’mon Jared I’m almost vomiting at the amount of threads you give to this crazy man.

# 3
Orange Clockwork @ 01/18/2008 at 4:46 pm

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

# 4

those legs look ridiculous in middle of winter. she has great legs dont get me wrong it just looks out of place and besides it looks like a stripper with a coat on oops!

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kate is no Jackie O @ 01/18/2008 at 4:50 pm

just because robort brain de.ad kate is trying to steal Jackie O’s look… courtesy of tiny tom..doesnt mean cr*p….kate from dawson creek is noooooooo JKO..puleeeeeeeeeese..
im an independent..i would never vote tom for anything- except beating his wives self esteem down to a pulp..and hes a wack..

# 6

the truth is She forgot to put on her pant. ;)

don’t tell anyone,I’m just saying this to you.

# 7

is it true she’s cast as Wonder Woman?

# 9

Tom Cruise as President???
Oh no!!! That’s what the Scientologists would love! One of their members in the white house.

Can’t even imagine the horror.

tom cruise as president will be like effin 1984

Please. Comparing Katie-fake-can’t-think-for-herself to Jackie O. just because the 60’s fashion is in again, is like comparing a bug to a beautiful painting. Now, who’s the bug? Well, the one with the Beetles haircut, of course.

Here's The Deal @ 01/18/2008 at 5:00 pm

“Tom Cruise For President”

It sounds like the title of a horror movie to me.

anononymouss @ 01/18/2008 at 5:01 pm

This thread is hilarious. What an insult to the memory of Jackie O though.

Oh, GAG me!!!!!! Ain’t gonna happen!!!

From Defamer

Katie Holmes Marathon Mystery Deepens With New Questions About Unidentified Runner #6074

Blogger Harlem 26.2 (whose description, “The chronicles of a Black man running through Harlem in pursuit of rebuilding his business, a sub 3:00 marathon, and a wife - all through the lens of running,” is our current favorite) has been following all the Katie Holmes marathon conspiracy theorizing closely, and adds a fascinating insight to the mix that discounts the official “lone runman” theory:

All the conspiracy theories fail to mention or recognize the “mystery runner” that accompanied Katie in the race.
He wore bib # 6074, he does not show up or exist in the results database. He’s the first runner in the history of the NYC Marathon to “not exist”. He can be seen in photos on Flickr, we have the links on our site, just look in the comments of today, you’ll see them.
The conspiracy fails when you see Katie has registered “split times” - however they could have been recorded by this “mystery runner, bib # 6074 - wearing her assigned timing chip - clearly adjacent to her at all times in the few photos that exists. Check out site, the photos on flickr, the NYC Marathon database - that runner is a total mystery….

One obvious explanation is that the tall, dark, and handsome mystery runner is Holmes’s bodyguard, as the guy looks like he knows his way around a Krav Maga death-pinch. Still, that doesn’t entirely rule out that Agent 6074’s frequency-mimicking chip wasn’t also receiving constant wireless dispatches from HQ, instructing him at one point to “detonate the fire hydrant by the entrance to the Queensboro bridge, then replace Runaway Bride with her bionic cyberclone during the ensuing confusion. Over.”

yeah, ummmmmm….no thank you.

No way in hell she can compare to Jackie. End.Of.Story.

no no no nooooooooooo @ 01/18/2008 at 5:14 pm

Lanky tall b*tch can’t touchJackie O.
Tomthumb being president would be like
”The Invasion of the Body Snatchers”".
Nay for these al.ien fugnuts.

If you have Sirius Radio, you should listen to “Bubba the Love Sponge” on Howard 101.

The great-grandson of L. Ron Hubbard is talking about Scientology. He basically called it a pyramid scheme…Hubbard had to keep adding BS that you have to pay for to get to the next level. Called him one of the most prolific con-men in the last century.

The interview is excellent! Listen if you can.

She looks more like Johnny Depp when he played Willy Wonka.

now we can safely saay that cruise’s people have taken over jared’s headquarters, house, garage, office, etc, etc, etc. !! pleaaaase

O MY gosh that is the lamest thing they have done yet. who do they think they are? seriously

http://WWW.VEECE.COM

what a random story jared! Gosh, you are really miling out the attention that tomkat is getting right now.

Carol Channing wants her wig @ 01/18/2008 at 5:32 pm

back .

Kat-e didn’t even run the marathon-ummm-not surprise.
She’s mirroring Olive Oyle dressed as a sixties mess.
JK O’ she wished.

postwatcher @ 01/18/2008 at 5:33 pm

KATIE CAN’T TOUCH JACKIE!

I am sorry, but Katie can’t dress to save her life. Just because she
picks designer clothes, the clothes wear Katie,not the other way around. She is an idiot who wears sky high heels when carrying a baby. WHATTA DORK!

Money does not buy Taste or Class.

What is obvious is that Katie thinks she is Jackie O. PUHLEEZE!

Tom is already the prez of Scientology. Katie is hunch over and puts me in the mind of a struggling bug somehow.
Jackie looks completely natural, being herself. Tom has told Katie to attempt this route(classy ,refined, intelligent ,mature woman), she failed, it doesn’t work for her .

is this a joke..sounds that way..katy ‘Jackie K.O. & tom the president ??

haaaaaaaaaaahaaaLMAOhaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Now Jack Black..that’s different.

Sure JJ lets elect someone with a ninth grade education. LOL

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