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Tom Cruise For President

Tom Cruise For President

If Katie Holmes is trying to channel her inner Jackie-O, we can safely assume that Tom Cruise will soon be running president!

TOM CRUISE FOR PRESIDENT 2012

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Carol Channing wants her wig @ 01/18/2008 at 5:32 pm

back .

Kat-e didn’t even run the marathon-ummm-not surprise.
She’s mirroring Olive Oyle dressed as a sixties mess.
JK O’ she wished.

postwatcher @ 01/18/2008 at 5:33 pm

KATIE CAN’T TOUCH JACKIE!

I am sorry, but Katie can’t dress to save her life. Just because she
picks designer clothes, the clothes wear Katie,not the other way around. She is an idiot who wears sky high heels when carrying a baby. WHATTA DORK!

Money does not buy Taste or Class.

What is obvious is that Katie thinks she is Jackie O. PUHLEEZE!

Tom is already the prez of Scientology. Katie is hunch over and puts me in the mind of a struggling bug somehow.
Jackie looks completely natural, being herself. Tom has told Katie to attempt this route(classy ,refined, intelligent ,mature woman), she failed, it doesn’t work for her .

is this a joke..sounds that way..katy ‘Jackie K.O. & tom the president ??

haaaaaaaaaaahaaaLMAOhaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Now Jack Black..that’s different.

Sure JJ lets elect someone with a ninth grade education. LOL

dianne keaton @ 01/18/2008 at 5:43 pm

pleeeeeeeeeeease, she can’t even act, she can’t even complete a sentence. she’s starving her daughter because her BF tells her to. Then she feeds her so she’ll smile for the Paps. Gross!II

Jared, don’t even put out bulletins like this, it’s like the world is coming to an end. Neeeeeeeeeeever another movie with her, YUK!!! My career has taken a dip, but you know I’m great & will make it up to everyone. love ya, Dianne

TOM CRUISE FOR PRESIDENT???!!!
AS IF WE REALLY NEED ANOTHER BRAINLESS MORON WITH A HUGE EGO RUNNING THIS COUNTRY!
ONE IS ENOUGH.

I knew she faked that marathon. 3 million a year *****.

shenanyginz @ 01/18/2008 at 6:06 pm

that’s scary…. I’m going back to the motherland in that case

Jackie O has more class in her coffin, even though she has been dead for 14 years than Katie does.

Jared, please don’t compare the two again.

You’ve really lost it Jared.

Comparing Katie to Jackie O?

And that nutcase for President?

STOP the endless Katie/Tom threads please!

I agree to one of the posts above, what about a separate at birth thread willy wonka and katie holmes?

oh please @ 01/18/2008 at 6:37 pm

Not even a little bit funny…

[~F a m o u s~] @ 01/18/2008 at 6:40 pm

lmaoo. katie’s the queen of hollywood right now.

tom cruise for president!

omg after bush, another ***** stupid assholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wel i might aswell wish to never see that day when tom becomes a pres!!!!

Ha NEVER

Jaqueline would never forget her slacks in January.

Also, Jaqueline was educated and would never misuse words in the strange way of Katie.

I’m positive the Original would laugh ith peels of helpless at references that Suri is “glorious”, “magical”, and “a strong woman”.

Ha NEVER

Jaqueline would never forget her slacks in January.

Also, Jaqueline was educated and would never misuse words in the strange way of Katie.

I’m positive the Original would laugh with peels of helpless laughter at references that Suri is “glorious”, “magical”, and “a strong woman”.

*libraesque* @ 01/18/2008 at 6:50 pm

the queen of hollywood?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Her movie is a bomb
she does nothing but shop shop shop, never does charity work or anything to give back
and she’s pretending her g a y sterile husband is the father of that kid

HA!!!

TC won’t even be the president of UA much longer….much less president of anything else

GOD BLESS the person who is responsible for leaking all those tapes
woooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooo

One fruitcake as President for the last 8 years has been quite enough.

Post about someone else besides Katie will you Jared?

Jackie O was a smart, classy, beautiful woman and Katie is none of those. She can never compare.

I love the white jacket. I love that red coat too. Thanks Jared. Tom for president. Those haters know they are fighting a losing battle that is why they are desperate and jump from site to site trashing Tom.

long live Jacki O @ 01/18/2008 at 7:44 pm

This stupi b*tch thinks she is Jackie O???
Is she kidding???
Money doesn’t buy class Katie…it only buys expensive clothes.
So dream on.
Don’t even think of insulting the beautiful, exquisite lady that was Jackie O.

Her tree trunk thick legs will forever exclude her from elegance.

You can resemble anyone..just aske make up artist kevin aucion in his grave…he transformed stars into old icons for photo shoots..however in this particular holmes case they are the face of scientology…have you noticed how teh clams keep reffering to them as royalty.;.this nouveau riche **** cracks as royalty my ****….

This is a studied yet again manupulative campaign by scientologist to elevate tom cruise to thier level of presidency ans holmes probaly watched reels and reels of tapes to walk and move like jackie O…ALSO THIS POSTING BY JARED PROBALY CAME FROM THE SCIENTOLOGIST THEMSELVES TO PERPETUATE THE IMAGE ..AHAHHA..they try too hard

I knew something was missing from Katie’s outfit. Jackie has shown me just what is missing. PANTS. Something Katie and Britney have in common, forgetting to put on pants to complete their outfit.

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