Tom Cruise For President
Fri, 18 January 2008 at 4:42 pm
If Katie Holmes is trying to channel her inner Jackie-O, we can safely assume that Tom Cruise will soon be running president!
TOM CRUISE FOR PRESIDENT 2012

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pleeeeeeeeeeease, she can’t even act, she can’t even complete a sentence. she’s starving her daughter because her BF tells her to. Then she feeds her so she’ll smile for the Paps. Gross!II
Jared, don’t even put out bulletins like this, it’s like the world is coming to an end. Neeeeeeeeeeever another movie with her, YUK!!! My career has taken a dip, but you know I’m great & will make it up to everyone. love ya, Dianne
TOM CRUISE FOR PRESIDENT???!!!
AS IF WE REALLY NEED ANOTHER BRAINLESS MORON WITH A HUGE EGO RUNNING THIS COUNTRY!
ONE IS ENOUGH.
I knew she faked that marathon. 3 million a year *****.
that’s scary…. I’m going back to the motherland in that case
Jackie O has more class in her coffin, even though she has been dead for 14 years than Katie does.
Jared, please don’t compare the two again.
You’ve really lost it Jared.
Comparing Katie to Jackie O?
And that nutcase for President?
STOP the endless Katie/Tom threads please!
I agree to one of the posts above, what about a separate at birth thread willy wonka and katie holmes?
Not even a little bit funny…
lmaoo. katie’s the queen of hollywood right now.
tom cruise for president!
omg after bush, another ***** stupid assholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wel i might aswell wish to never see that day when tom becomes a pres!!!!
Ha NEVER
Jaqueline would never forget her slacks in January.
Also, Jaqueline was educated and would never misuse words in the strange way of Katie.
I’m positive the Original would laugh ith peels of helpless at references that Suri is “glorious”, “magical”, and “a strong woman”.
Ha NEVER
Jaqueline would never forget her slacks in January.
Also, Jaqueline was educated and would never misuse words in the strange way of Katie.
I’m positive the Original would laugh with peels of helpless laughter at references that Suri is “glorious”, “magical”, and “a strong woman”.
the queen of hollywood?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Her movie is a bomb
she does nothing but shop shop shop, never does charity work or anything to give back
and she’s pretending her g a y sterile husband is the father of that kid
HA!!!
TC won’t even be the president of UA much longer….much less president of anything else
GOD BLESS the person who is responsible for leaking all those tapes
woooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooo
One fruitcake as President for the last 8 years has been quite enough.
Post about someone else besides Katie will you Jared?
Jackie O was a smart, classy, beautiful woman and Katie is none of those. She can never compare.
I love the white jacket. I love that red coat too. Thanks Jared. Tom for president. Those haters know they are fighting a losing battle that is why they are desperate and jump from site to site trashing Tom.
This stupi b*tch thinks she is Jackie O???
Is she kidding???
Money doesn’t buy class Katie…it only buys expensive clothes.
So dream on.
Don’t even think of insulting the beautiful, exquisite lady that was Jackie O.
Her tree trunk thick legs will forever exclude her from elegance.
You can resemble anyone..just aske make up artist kevin aucion in his grave…he transformed stars into old icons for photo shoots..however in this particular holmes case they are the face of scientology…have you noticed how teh clams keep reffering to them as royalty.;.this nouveau riche **** cracks as royalty my ****….
This is a studied yet again manupulative campaign by scientologist to elevate tom cruise to thier level of presidency ans holmes probaly watched reels and reels of tapes to walk and move like jackie O…ALSO THIS POSTING BY JARED PROBALY CAME FROM THE SCIENTOLOGIST THEMSELVES TO PERPETUATE THE IMAGE ..AHAHHA..they try too hard
I knew something was missing from Katie’s outfit. Jackie has shown me just what is missing. PANTS. Something Katie and Britney have in common, forgetting to put on pants to complete their outfit.
kate @ 01/18/2008 at 6:44 pm Ha NEVER
I’m positive the Original would laugh with peels of helpless laughter at references that Suri is “glorious”, “magical”, and “a strong woman”.
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ROFL. I found it insanely strange that she called Suri a “strong woman”. Not to mention that she keeps using the word “magical”. It makes her sound like a bizzare, brainwashed robot.
To even compare her to Jackie-O is just…….dumb. Sorry, Jared.
I agree this red outfit katie wore, is a fashion miss without pants or longer dress. But if I was Katie I would be going nuts at all the negative press accussing her of being a copycat of everybody. Maybe that’s why her speech is soo rehearsed and contolled. She’s paranaoid about the shitload of critism about her mariage and image post Tom Cruise.
I do agree she forgot her lines when she describes Suri as ” a strong woman ” !
This is a loaded question. If Katie is getting $3 million a year, what’s Tom getting in return? Seriously, what does she have to offer?
She has MAN LEGS…….Would someone please tell her she’s making a fuc-tard of herself?
Cruise for president? Why not? Can’t be worse than Bush and most likely he’ll stop paying for wars on earth and spend the money on defenses against alien invasions or something … sounds much more peaceful to me, unless your an invading alien of course.
hes gonna try converting everyone.
probably if we dont convert to scientology we are going to be butt-f*cked by Crypto the Alien repeatedly untill we submit to Mr’s Hubbards will. Crypto also stops at car crash sites and helps so he’s a noble alien like Tom. Dont worry.
MAN LEGS? lol
Well yes, she does have unfortunately unshapely legs.
Discontining the wearing of Minnie Mouse’s shoes might help.
Katie’s Toms ”Lacky Hoe”" no where near elegant JackieO.
Just what we need Tom Thumb & his Hunchette of Notre Lame.
uggh, yuck.
JJ that’s an INSult to JKO.
its just a joke, dont take this seriously! but anyways, katie does look like jackie o in this picture, creeepy! but instead, katie’s the ‘newer’ version. still, its just the looks that are similar, otherwise, they’re completelyyy differrent!
Jackie looked her age. Katie looks 20 years older.
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