Tom Cruise For President

Fri, 18 January 2008 at 4:42 pm

If Katie Holmes is trying to channel her inner Jackie-O, we can safely assume that Tom Cruise will soon be running president!

TOM CRUISE FOR PRESIDENT 2012

Credit: FWD
Posted to: Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise
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# 91

Jessica @ 01/19/2008 at 12:20 pm

Katie is such a lovely girl. Love her.

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Miapocca @ 01/19/2008 at 12:27 pm

Couldnt have said it better!
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Undressed!
Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition: We’ve heard it a lot in recent days: Katie Holmes, fashion icon. But just because something is said over and over again doesn’t make it true (e.g. Paris Hilton, philanthropist). Now, with comparisons to Jackie O (the face-eating sunglasses) and Vogue overlord Anna Wintour (the laser-cut bob, although is anyone else seeing Edna Mode from “The Incredibles”? Must just be us) flying fast and spuriously, it seems a good time to point out that on her last birthday, Mrs. Tom Cruise turned 29, which makes her a bit dewy for icon status. It also means she’s far too young to wander out in public in a standard issue fuzzy grandma robe and post-cataract sunglasses. We don’t know if Katie’s in-progress transformation from fresh-faced starlet into high-society grande dame is designed to make her appear more age-appropriate for her appreciably older hubby, but soon she’ll be bordering on cougar territory, which, to use her favorite superlatives, is neither “magical” nor “amazing.” (James Devaney/WireImage.com)

http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/Undressed?GT1=7701&silentchk=1&photoidx=2

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# 93

RElosddd @ 01/19/2008 at 12:53 pm

A reliable source is saying that Tom posted a personal ad at a celebs dating club. That site named Richromances.com or something. NOT a right place for him, right?

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# 94

Miapocca @ 01/19/2008 at 1:14 pm

http://gawker.com/345563/tom-cruise-uncut-the-freedom-medal-award-ceremony

If you still think the midget is sane after this video then you have to be a scientologist…with such adoration from a group of psychos no wonder the midget is full of himself

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# 95

fan @ 01/19/2008 at 2:07 pm

TOMKAT U R LOVELY

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# 96

Shorty @ 01/19/2008 at 2:42 pm

How dare these jerks compare Katie to Jackie O? GIVE ME A BREAK!!! KATIE WILL NEVER HAVE THE CLASS NOR INTELLIGENCE THAT JACKIE HAD — NEVER!!!

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# 97

Linda @ 01/19/2008 at 4:08 pm

Gosh, no!!! If Tom were to become president, it’s time to move to another country. God forbid!!!!!

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# 98

teri @ 01/19/2008 at 6:21 pm

Ok, lets compare, Jackie was an educated classy, multilingual, beautiful, sophiticated and intelligent woman whose husband was handsome, intelligent and loved my many. Her children were not ********, and she was not a third wife but a one and only. And Katie, well lets just say she couldn’t walk a step in her shoes.

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# 99

are u serious @ 01/19/2008 at 6:25 pm

Elliott @ 01/19/2008 at 12:55 am I think the lovelies first lady is Laura Bush. Katie has the background and upbringing and family values to be a First Lady. She has beauty inside and out and has manners and aristocratic refinement.
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ARE U SErious..??
Michael dumped LB right be4 the sadie hawkins dance- a short time later this happen,,read please..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Dutton_Douglas

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# 100

SIMONETTE ALANES @ 01/19/2008 at 7:09 pm

GROSS LESBIAN that is not even appreciated by her own family.

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# 101

tomiscrazy @ 01/19/2008 at 7:57 pm

Who the hell wants that crazy alien worshiping ****** to be president?

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# 102

Mokia @ 01/19/2008 at 8:07 pm

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# 103

col @ 01/19/2008 at 11:13 pm

God bless Bush and Tom!!!!!!!!!!!! Lady Katie bring it on!!!!!!!!!

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# 104

Reese @ 01/19/2008 at 11:14 pm

More of this family,Jared.

PLS.

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# 105

fan @ 01/20/2008 at 2:20 am

mokia plz stop that. use these things for good reason
like NOKIA….and thanks

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# 106

sophia @ 01/20/2008 at 2:54 am

Katie is more hotter and sexier than Jackie and I think more nicer.

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# 107

carrotts @ 01/20/2008 at 2:56 am

{{{{{ hugs to this family and Jared }}}}}

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# 108

Mokia @ 01/20/2008 at 8:38 am

to Fan,
no thanks.
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# 109

WTF? @ 01/20/2008 at 10:48 am

Jared, are you a Scientologist? You give an indordinate amount of space to these two brainwashed idiots. Or is it your completely dry sense of humor? Hmmmm… a fine line, to be sure.

But please…Katie, honey, do the world a favor. Get your own style. Co-opting Jackie O circa the late 60’s-early 70s didn’t work for J-Lo and it isn’t working for you, sweetie. And the Posh impression fails, too. Get your own look, sweetie– or whatever look your Svengali midget husband allows you to have.

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# 111

Mokia @ 01/20/2008 at 11:27 am

OK, I will post something other than mocking Nokia

from national inquirer
KATIE’S BOX OFFICE BLUES

IDENTITY CRISIS: Misery loves company, and TOM CRUISE - who just suffered through the agony of his “Lions for Lambs” flop - offered a shoulder to cry on for wife KATIE HOLMES before the box-office numbers were known for her comeback flick “Mad Money.”

Katie’s pinned all her hopes on a big score that’ll prove she’s not just “Mrs. Tom Cruise” - but the movie didn’t test well in advance screenings, which is why it’s been released in January, the month studios dump potential bombs. In the days before her film opened, Katie’s panic mounted, and not even Tom could guarantee a break-even $60-million take. Looks like only you folks can dry Mrs. Cruise’s tears…and rescue her fading “Katie Holmes” identity!

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Mokia @ 01/20/2008 at 11:30 am

Oh, oh, oh, there’s more:
From the same source…

WHATS MAKING TOM CRUISE CRY?

KATIE HOLMES confiding to pals she’s sick with worry after finding her usually super-confident hubby TOM CRUISE with his head in his hands, actually crying over the dismal flop of “Lions for Lambs” – which he starred in AND produced as his debut offering from United Artists, the struggling studio he took over a year ago.

Despite the star trifecta of Cruise, ROBERT REDFORD and MERYL STREEP, critics savaged the preachy-talky Iraq war flick as a boring “political science lecture,” and it tanked at the box office, grossing a measly $14 million – far from the $100 million-plus it needs just to break even. Shocked Katie, who’s seen only tears of joy from Tom when they wed and when baby SURI was born, told a source he’s not sleeping well and has lost his usual appetite for food. When she found him in tears, Tom told her that “Lambs” was a labor of love he truly believed would be respected – and he just can’t comprehend the negative reaction of critics and the public. Katie’s comforting him as best she can, but knows that only time will heal her proud husband’s wounds.

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# 113

Mokia @ 01/20/2008 at 11:32 am

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# 114

regina @ 01/20/2008 at 1:24 pm

Well, she is sooo ful of s@#$%, that it might be crossing her mind, but can´t she see how ridiculous she looks!? Poor Katie, just try to be plain jane Katie !!!

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# 115

me @ 01/20/2008 at 2:14 pm

I think it is hilarious that her movie bombed….it had nothing to do with Keaton and Latifah but everything to do with golddigger Holmes being in it. She’s such a fake…she’s fooled no one, not even the sciento-loco’s here on this board. Wow, her movie debuted w/$2.3 million, a third of what Cruise’s big flop, Lions for Lambs debuted. HHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAH Crazy MF’s…..Time to retire!!!

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# 116

monica @ 01/20/2008 at 3:02 pm

oh my gosh! whats wrong with you? you always praise katie holmes style but i just dont see why you think she has good taste! she always looks nasty to me, and now to compare her to jackie o! there is something seriously wrong with you! how can you even insult jackie that way!

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# 117

ymca @ 01/20/2008 at 11:49 pm

Katie is classy! Love this couple and their family but they ranked no.3 after Bush and the Reagans.

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# 118

dean @ 01/21/2008 at 12:32 pm

Trailer trash class!

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canika carbin @ 01/21/2008 at 6:25 pm

ar3 you and tom goinging b3 in lov3 for3v3r ? i hop3 so b3cause3 you both have3 a wond3r ful baby and you guys look happlie to gether kiss