Jennifer Aniston Traveling with a New Man

OK if Jennifer is not beautiful or even pretty, can we at least agree to call her attractive?

Poor Jan Brady. Still trying to get a man. Poor thing. And the botched nose job has not helped her cause either. Oh, well - being an old maid is not the worst thing in the world. Not as bad as an overprotruding chin.

Jennifer is a terrible person because she has a big chin.

Jennifer is a terrible person because she is the only actress in Hollywood who’s had her nose done.

The saddest woman in Hollywood. I don’t hate her. I just always feel so depressed for her.

Jen’s going after one of the producers of this movie not an actor. She needs someone to keep her in the arena when these movies fail. Thus she can start up a production company with him. Something she would not do on her own nor could she do with Courtney Cox. Jen Jen dates (marries in Brad’s case) to get ahead. Hey I know what about Paul. Paul was paid for PR purposes.

Did I also mention that Jen doesn’t have to work for one more day if she doesn’t want to? But we all do!!!!

LA Times is making fun of the Newsweek Oscar Round table discussion.

#163, though I do beg to differ on a few of your assertions, I wouldn’t assume money has bought her happiness and I would say perhaps she recently ended her “falling apart” period after a few failed rebounds (Vince Vaughn) I would place her in the category of rebuilding and definitely not fully content. She was hung up on that “long and dead” divorce for over a year, and publicly so. She was married once, I’m sure she’d be happiest if she could be married again.

Brad found the love of his life, so let’s wish that Jen, too, may find the love of her life and be happy…since one has to be in a relationship to be happy and feel complete.

Jennifer Aniston’s short blind date

Jennifer Aniston’s friends recently set her up on a date with “Entourage” star Kevin Connolly. The results? “Kevin kept her in stitches,” a friend told In Touch Weekly.

Matchmaking efforts are underway as Jennifer Aniston’s famous friends help fulfill the unhappy divorcee’s self-declared New Year’s theme: “Looking for love in 2008.”

In Touch Weekly reports that Tobey Maguire and his new wife, Jennifer Meyer, came through with their contribution to the cause: “Entourage” star and Nicky Hilton ex, Kevin Connolly. “Tobey and his wife knew it was a long shot,” an insider told the magazine, “but think they could have made a love connection.”

The setup occurred at celebrity vacation hot spot, Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. And going by photos of a sun-kissed Jen frolicking in a thong bikini, it’s hard to imagine how a man could resist. Jen’s possible attraction to Kevin, however, is another matter.

“Physically, Kevin is not Jen’s type,” the actress’s pal confided. “She usually goes for taller guys. But Jen likes guys who can make her laugh, and Kevin kept her in stitches during the trip.”

Meanwhile, Kevin received the stamp of approval from Jen’s joined-at-the-hip support squad, Courteney Cox and David Arquette. “Courteney and David know and love Kevin,” said Jen’s friend. “They think he could be perfect for Jen.”

Sloppy, bloated Vince Vaughn

You know who isn’t perfect for Jennifer Aniston? Vince Vaughn. “Jen said she doesn’t regret the time she spent with him,” an insider told Star. “But you couldn’t get her to date him again if you put a gun to her head.”

Recent photos of the “unkempt and bloating” Vince reveal at least one reason why Jen will never reconsider: While her level of hotness reaches a new high, the personal appearance of her hard-partying ex is plummeting to an all-time low.

She may have been on the rebound, but Jen was good for Vince — at least for a while. “He changed for her,” said the friend. “He started working out and cut back on drinking. But he soon slid back into his old habits, and the relationship soured.”

Now the “Wedding Crashers” star parties harder than ever, “which is why he has bags under his eyes and looks so bad,” said an insider.

“Vince’s friends are starting to worry about him,” said another source close to the star. “He drinks a lot, doesn’t exercise and has gained a lot of weight. He’s totally let himself go.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22671674/

And no, not everyone NEEDS to be in a relationship, but the older you get the more focused you become on the human need for companionship, unlike when you’re young and carefree and being alone really isn’t a big deal. I’m just saying, being married even once shows a person desires the comforts of marriage and companionship if they can have it, especially if they’ve done it once.

I think that Jen haters have totally expected her to be totally devastated and be totally destroyed after Brad left her. Now that it is pretty clear that she has moved on beautifully and living a good and happy life, they can’t understand why or how.
I mean how can you, or shall I say, dare you move on from Brad Pitt and manage to be happy? You just don’t do that. NO no no. That is not possible. That just can’t be.

I am a fan of Jennifer, and yes, I wish she had never done the Vanity Fair interview, but it is done with. She and everybody else thought that Brad had made a big mistake and that it was just an affair with Angie. Well, it turned out to be a great big love, and Brad Angie seem like the real thing.
Nobody knew that at the time, and it turned into a big scandal.
Was Jen angry about being left for another woman? Yes. Was she embarrassed that Brad wasted no time getting Angie pregnant so soon after? Yes. But in my opinion she still should not have agreed to Leslie Bennett’s version of the coverage.

Jen” Doe
There has been no avoiding the scandal that hit when writer/performer Nancy Balbirer, at the behest of some of her more savage friends, read an autobiographical excerpt from her upcoming work, “Take Your Shirt Off and Cry,” at Joe’s Pub in New York on Feb. 23. Balbirer’s piece, about her old roommate “Jane,” a particularly savvy young actress who rose to mega-celebrity and left Nancy in the dust, was pounced upon by vicious international tabloid reporters and Deborah Norville, who decided that Balbirer’s piece was about America’s “Sweetheart,” Jennifer Aniston.

Balbirer’s piece was created to accommodate the theme of the evening: To celebrate the release of Mike Albo and Virginia Heffernan’s “Underminer” paperback, all the performers relayed an experience of having been “undermined” by, in Albo’s words, a “best friend who casually destroys your life.”

“Jane,” in Nancy’s tale, was a lousy friend — but she really knew how to get ahead. Balbirer’s piece was, in her words, “mainly about betrayal and the weird compromises people make in pursuit of celebrity.”

Since Feb. 23, Balbirer has been besieged by running-dog lackeys of the yellow press. Misquotes abounded. Nasty things were said in chat rooms about what a ***** Nancy was for telling such awful tales about “Jane,” which were obviously the result of jealousy and opportunism. Since Balbirer refused to defend herself in the shark pool of tabloid reportage, we felt compelled to kidnap her Wednesday night and force her to speak on her own behalf.

How close were you to “Jane”?

We were very close friends for about 18 months. She was poor and working as a waitress, so I let her live with me rent-free for about five months. We had a Wednesday night poker club with a bunch of girls, and played for pennies. We had T-shirts made that said “***** Poker” with a disco ****** decal. She was fun. I really cared about her. She bought me my first thong.

You feel wronged by the tabloids. What was it you were actually trying to say with your “Jane” piece?

In her own way, Jane was trying to help me. When I was at NYU, [playwright and film director] David Mamet told me that I should be “an artist,” “speak the text,” not sell out to “commercial horseshit,” etc. “Jane” told me that in order to break into acting, I had to be likable, fuckable, have straight, blow-dried hair, and pert nipples. On a certain level she was more brilliant than Mamet, because she actually had solutions.,/b>

What about “Jane’s” alleged nose jobs?

I always told her not to get a nose job. She had a long, gorgeous nose with a bump in it. She used to shade and contour, and very well. She was great with makeup. When she first got to L.A., she told me her agent told her she didn’t get a part because of her nose — and that was all she needed to hear. After that, I remember Jane telling me that she got a discount nose job from her father’s plastic surgeon. She really felt like it solved a lot of things. And she did not stop working from the minute she got a nose job. She was off to the races.

She gave you a lot of advice?

She thought I was too angry, and had stupid ideas about being an “artist.” I didn’t want her to alter herself so much, because I didn’t believe in it. However, she was right: Nobody is ever beautiful enough in Hollywood. She had amazing girl tricks — like electrolysis for the hairline, and icing her nipples before auditions. She told me to put chicken cutlets in my bra. She was a real girl. I was very uncomfortable with that ****.

What about the TV gig she allegedly got you axed from?

A producer friend of mine knew the producers of her show, and he told me that he had been told that she had gotten me fired. He told me that Jane had told her producers she wouldn’t work with me. It was really fishy — I was hired at 6 p.m. and by 10 p.m. I was fired — so why did they pay me for two whole weeks if they didn’t use me at all? I didn’t suspect Jane’s interference until my friend told me that story. I didn’t even think it was weird that she didn’t call me back. But after I heard that she had me canned, I completely fell apart. I was totally devastated. I lost it. And I never heard from her again.

Why do you think she dumped you as a friend? Is it because she perceived you as desperate?

I guess we weren’t as good friends as I thought. To this day, I really don’t know exactly why. I felt very close to her, and I felt very hurt and betrayed when she never called me again. I thought maybe I reminded her too much of her pre-successful self.

So what are you hoping to gain from this absurd experience?

I thought it was a sad story, and most people who were in the audience (at Joe’s) that night got that. I wish people paid more attention to the deeper autobiographical stuff and the larger cultural issues I addressed, but I realize it is pie in the sky trying to get anyone interested in anything besides who Jane really was — and her nose job and her nipples. But hey, if I can’t have a relevant cultural dialogue, well, a callback would be nice. It has been 11 years.

http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2006/03/02/aniston/