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Jennifer Aniston Traveling with a New Man

Jennifer Aniston Traveling with a New Man

Jennifer Aniston films her new movie with on-set squeeze Aaron Eckhart on Thursday in Vancouver, Canada.

Jen and Aaron were reportedly very chummy in between takes. Could this be the new guy for Jen?

The pair is shooting for the film “Traveling” where according to IMDB, the romantic drama is about a widower (Eckhart) whose book about coping with loss turns him into a best-selling self-help guru. On a business trip to Seattle, he falls for a woman (Aniston) who attends one of his seminars, only to learn that he hasn’t yet truly confronted his wife’s passing.

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Jen and Aaron? YAY OR NAY?

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I think that Jen haters have totally expected her to be totally devastated and be totally destroyed after Brad left her. Now that it is pretty clear that she has moved on beautifully and living a good and happy life, they can’t understand why or how.
I mean how can you, or shall I say, dare you move on from Brad Pitt and manage to be happy? You just don’t do that. NO no no. That is not possible. That just can’t be.

Yet again, you’re misconstruing what I’m saying, but take it in any spiteful way that you wish. My observations are surely about her and it would be a miracle if anyone wouldn’t be devastated after a divorce. I hope people aren’t blind to the fact she didn’t instantly recover, and I still feel she’s “in process”.

I am a fan of Jennifer, and yes, I wish she had never done the Vanity Fair interview, but it is done with. She and everybody else thought that Brad had made a big mistake and that it was just an affair with Angie. Well, it turned out to be a great big love, and Brad Angie seem like the real thing.
Nobody knew that at the time, and it turned into a big scandal.
Was Jen angry about being left for another woman? Yes. Was she embarrassed that Brad wasted no time getting Angie pregnant so soon after? Yes. But in my opinion she still should not have agreed to Leslie Bennett’s version of the coverage.

You Jen HATERS are hilarious! It’s always good to come into Jared’s when a Jen thread is up to get a good laugh at you jealous, spiteful, haters! You’re too much…you crack me up at how jealous you are of her, and how much of a threat you still perceive her!

The real Classy jen @ 01/20/2008 at 3:31 am

Jen” Doe
There has been no avoiding the scandal that hit when writer/performer Nancy Balbirer, at the behest of some of her more savage friends, read an autobiographical excerpt from her upcoming work, “Take Your Shirt Off and Cry,” at Joe’s Pub in New York on Feb. 23. Balbirer’s piece, about her old roommate “Jane,” a particularly savvy young actress who rose to mega-celebrity and left Nancy in the dust, was pounced upon by vicious international tabloid reporters and Deborah Norville, who decided that Balbirer’s piece was about America’s “Sweetheart,” Jennifer Aniston.

Balbirer’s piece was created to accommodate the theme of the evening: To celebrate the release of Mike Albo and Virginia Heffernan’s “Underminer” paperback, all the performers relayed an experience of having been “undermined” by, in Albo’s words, a “best friend who casually destroys your life.”

“Jane,” in Nancy’s tale, was a lousy friend — but she really knew how to get ahead. Balbirer’s piece was, in her words, “mainly about betrayal and the weird compromises people make in pursuit of celebrity.”

Since Feb. 23, Balbirer has been besieged by running-dog lackeys of the yellow press. Misquotes abounded. Nasty things were said in chat rooms about what a ***** Nancy was for telling such awful tales about “Jane,” which were obviously the result of jealousy and opportunism. Since Balbirer refused to defend herself in the shark pool of tabloid reportage, we felt compelled to kidnap her Wednesday night and force her to speak on her own behalf.

How close were you to “Jane”?

We were very close friends for about 18 months. She was poor and working as a waitress, so I let her live with me rent-free for about five months. We had a Wednesday night poker club with a bunch of girls, and played for pennies. We had T-shirts made that said “***** Poker” with a disco ****** decal. She was fun. I really cared about her. She bought me my first thong.

You feel wronged by the tabloids. What was it you were actually trying to say with your “Jane” piece?

In her own way, Jane was trying to help me. When I was at NYU, [playwright and film director] David Mamet told me that I should be “an artist,” “speak the text,” not sell out to “commercial horseshit,” etc. “Jane” told me that in order to break into acting, I had to be likable, fuckable, have straight, blow-dried hair, and pert nipples. On a certain level she was more brilliant than Mamet, because she actually had solutions.,/b>

What really pisses me off is that this is my actual life experience, and somehow I’m not allowed to talk about this without people calling me “opportunistic.” I could have sold my story to [the National Enquirer's] Mike Walker or the Globe or something, but I just told a story about “Jane” for a benefit for 826 NYC — a nonprofit that teaches kids to write, and to not be afraid to share their stories.

What about “Jane’s” alleged nose jobs?

I always told her not to get a nose job. She had a long, gorgeous nose with a bump in it. She used to shade and contour, and very well. She was great with makeup. When she first got to L.A., she told me her agent told her she didn’t get a part because of her nose — and that was all she needed to hear. After that, I remember Jane telling me that she got a discount nose job from her father’s plastic surgeon. She really felt like it solved a lot of things. And she did not stop working from the minute she got a nose job. She was off to the races.

She gave you a lot of advice?

She thought I was too angry, and had stupid ideas about being an “artist.” I didn’t want her to alter herself so much, because I didn’t believe in it. However, she was right: Nobody is ever beautiful enough in Hollywood. She had amazing girl tricks — like electrolysis for the hairline, and icing her nipples before auditions. She told me to put chicken cutlets in my bra. She was a real girl. I was very uncomfortable with that ****.

What about the TV gig she allegedly got you axed from?

A producer friend of mine knew the producers of her show, and he told me that he had been told that she had gotten me fired. He told me that Jane had told her producers she wouldn’t work with me. It was really fishy — I was hired at 6 p.m. and by 10 p.m. I was fired — so why did they pay me for two whole weeks if they didn’t use me at all? I didn’t suspect Jane’s interference until my friend told me that story. I didn’t even think it was weird that she didn’t call me back. But after I heard that she had me canned, I completely fell apart. I was totally devastated. I lost it. And I never heard from her again.

Why do you think she dumped you as a friend? Is it because she perceived you as desperate?

I guess we weren’t as good friends as I thought. To this day, I really don’t know exactly why. I felt very close to her, and I felt very hurt and betrayed when she never called me again. I thought maybe I reminded her too much of her pre-successful self.

So what are you hoping to gain from this absurd experience?

I thought it was a sad story, and most people who were in the audience (at Joe’s) that night got that. I wish people paid more attention to the deeper autobiographical stuff and the larger cultural issues I addressed, but I realize it is pie in the sky trying to get anyone interested in anything besides who Jane really was — and her nose job and her nipples. But hey, if I can’t have a relevant cultural dialogue, well, a callback would be nice. It has been 11 years.

http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2006/03/02/aniston/

Jen is gorgeous!! Love you Jen and always will. You look so healthy and fit, and strong and decent! Love her, love, love, love her!!

Shango_Hispanico @ 01/20/2008 at 3:35 am

HE IS HOT, AND SHE IS NOT!! MANISTON HAS A LONG PENNIS CHIN!! AARON HAS A LONG CHIN TOO.. THEY MUST NEVER HAVE KIDS, CAUSE THAT CHILD WILL BE A CHIN GIGGALO!!

she is a fraud @ 01/20/2008 at 3:39 am

puzzling @ 01/20/2008 at 3:16 am

no need to be puzzled. if she had dealt with her divorce as reese did with class than i think more people would like aniston. however aniston used her divorce to get ahead. not caring about who she might be hurting. she acted like a victim. now she and her fans want to pretend like she did notthing wrong. please

she is a fraud @ 01/20/2008 at 3:45 am

isabella @ 01/20/2008 at 3:30 am

threat?? please she can’t do anything with Courtney or her manager. What star has her manager always hanging around. Oh yes the teenage actresses.

# 181 Kayla @ 01/20/2008 at 3:35 am

decent!

Ask her mother is Aniston is a decent person

Jen the Fiddle player @ 01/20/2008 at 3:49 am

Our Jennifer fixation

We’ve seen her laugh, we’ve seen her cry. We’ve seen her almost-exposed breast. Will we ever get enough of Jennifer Aniston?

By Rebecca Traister

Hey, anyone know what’s going on with Jennifer Aniston these days?

That’s a joke, naturally. 2005 began with the New Year’s announcement that the former “Friends” star was separating from her hunky husband, Brad Pitt; now, heading home for the holidays, we’ll pass airport newsstands showcasing the December issue of GQ — which for the first time ever features a woman (Aniston) as one of its “Men of the Year” cover subjects. The intervening months have delivered unto us Aniston cover stories in September’s Vanity Fair and November’s Elle, along with hundreds of items about the suddenly-single actress in weekly magazines, tabloids and gossip columns. It’s safe to say that many Americans know more about how Jennifer Aniston is faring than we do about some of the cousins and siblings with whom we just broke bread at Thanksgiving.

That messy Hollywood breakups are the stuff of American obsession is not news. But we have notoriously short attention spans. Even the tawdriest of Hollywood imbroglios hold us rapt for a month or two, tops. Remember Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez? Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow? Paltrow and Pitt? Remember Julia Roberts leaving Keifer Sutherland at the altar? Remember Billy Crudup abandoning eight-months’ pregnant Mary-Louise Parker for Claire Danes? Remember how we got bored with all those stories and moved on?

If this year is any indication, we do not have the capacity for boredom when it comes to Jennifer Aniston and her tale of betrayal, loneliness and redemption. So intense has our preoccupation with her been that it’s easy to imagine press-shy celebrities like Julia Roberts rapping on the door of Us Weekly: “Um, I had twins? I totally have baby pictures? Anyone?”

How has Aniston managed to hold our attention when so little else — from the victims of Hurricane Katrina to the bust-up of Renée Zellweger’s marriage — can? The 36-year-old former sitcom star with a killer body, famous head of hair, and affable demeanor never got this much attention when she was actually on television every week, or even when she was married to a bronzed god of cinema. Can we only cathect to a woman who has been made vulnerable? Do we like her because she’s a survivor? Or are we responding to something even older and more basic than that — a compelling story?

I called media professionals who have kept Aniston in the spotlight this year to see if they could offer any insight into what has turned 2005 into Aniston Horribilis.

“It’s easy to make a case that this has been the story of the year,” said Mark Healey, the GQ articles editor who wrote the Aniston profile and is in charge of the “Men of the Year” issue. Healey explained that while GQ has featured women inside its year-end issue in the past, this time they decided to “do one woman and do it right.” The woman they wanted to do right was Aniston, who would “obviously” go on the cover, Healey said.

“She is the current defining example of Everygirl,” said Liz Smith, gossip’s reigning queen, who’s been around long enough to judge these things. Smith wrote by e-mail that men want Aniston and women want to be her, but that “the women who want to be her are not intimidated. She’s very pretty and glamorous in that sun-kissed, worked-out, size-zero L.A. way, but she can easily be just normally attractive — a girl on the street you might turn to look at. Or not. There’s comfort in that. Comfort for men, too. She’s not some otherworldly intimidating Amazon or untouchable beauty.”

“It was like this perfect storm of factors that created this unbelievable level of interest,” said Leslie Bennetts, who wrote the Vanity Fair story that made the September issue the year’s bestseller. Bennetts agreed that Aniston’s accessibility is part of her appeal. But, she noted, she is also “an incredibly deft comedienne, and that’s really important in terms of her popularity.” Bennetts also pointed to an entertainment tradition in place since the Depression, when people coped by watching Busby Berkeley musicals. “This has been an incredibly sad and depressing time for America,” Bennetts said. “We’re at war, a war we increasingly don’t believe in. People are scared. Not only was this soap opera a huge distraction, but it was happening to somebody who brought and continues to bring an enormous amount of pleasure into people’s lives.”

Then there’s the familiarity, the false intimacy that 10 years on a television show can proffer. Elle editor Roberta Myers said by e-mail, “For millions and millions of people, [Aniston] was their Thursday night date every week for years on end — probably more time than a lot of people spent with their actual friends.” Myers also noted Aniston’s likability. “Of all the ultra-famous female stars out there now, she’s one of the few who comports herself with any dignity  she doesn’t get publicly drunk, smash up her car, curse at her fans, steal other men’s husbands.”

That’s a sentiment echoed by GQ’s Healey, who described Aniston almost reverentially as “someone we can get behind. There is honor and respectability and dignity and grace in the way she’s handled herself, and you don’t see a lot of that anymore. Just compare that to how people 15 or 10 years younger, a generation of Hollywood tramps, handle themselves.”

When you combine our penchant for someone who’s “just like us” with the ability to feel good about identifying with them, and add to that a fairy-tale victory — marrying Brad Pitt, becoming a movie star — you have a recipe for fascination. “[Aniston] was very ‘glamoraverage,’” said Joe Dolce, editor of the Star. “She had a universal appeal. And she was the girl who got Brad. No one else got Brad.”

GQ’s Healey said that spectacular achievement by an essentially unspectacular personality is gratifying in two ways. “She appeals to the optimist in us,” he said. “She’s one of us but this happened to her.” The other, substantially less attractive side of this coin, he continued, is “the Schadenfreude that appeals to our collective mean streak. [After her divorce] she has been knocked down a bit, and that offers us some reassurance that [celebrity] lives suck sometimes too.”

All this speaks to the allure of Aniston as celebrity. But there are a lot of congenial celebrities out there — many of them more beautiful, more famous and better paid than she. Our fascination with her this year has not been accidental; we should not ignore the crucial degree to which she has manipulated the situation she was handed along with her divorce papers.

Jennifer Aniston is playing us like a fiddle

First, she remained silent. For months. Pitt and his new girlfriend Angelina Jolie both granted interviews to promote their movie “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”; did louche photo spreads in W where they posed as a happy family; went to Africa; played with Jolie’s kids in front of photographers. Aniston worked. And stayed quiet and kept her head down. There were long-lensed photos of her, sure — in Chicago on film sets, sunning herself on her Malibu deck, playing with her friend Courteney Cox Arquette’s baby. But there was no scandal there. Only room for us to wonder: Was she sad? Was she mad? Was she dating?

“She was always on the newsstand with a latte or walking her dog or whatever, and yet she didn’t participate in any of that,” said GQ’s Healey. It was the first lesson of Desirability 101: We were teased and teased, left unrewarded by anything substantial, until we were breathless and gasping with anticipation.

Then, in late summer came Vanity Fair. On the cover, Aniston looked rumpled and vulnerable, almost childlike. The interview was heralded by the red-lettered headline “Jen Finally Talks! And talks and talks. And cries. And talks” The profile included, yes, tears. And comments from her friends about what a cad Pitt had been. Aniston carefully took the high road on the matter of her ex’s rumored dalliance with Jolie, breaking once to comment on the subject of that dastardly W photo spread: “There’s a sensitivity chip that’s missing.”

Two months later we got our next chapter. Elle’s cover showed her in a sundress, a hard-ass smirk of defiance on her face, and a cover line that read, “Jennifer Aniston: Next!” In Elle, the actress said, “My women friends — they’re all my mothers, they’re all my sisters, they’re all my partners, they’re all my wives, my everything. It’s hard to find a man who can live up to any of them.”

This month, she’s posing on GQ’s cover in a pair of take-charge Daisy Dukes, one suspiciously globe-like breast mostly in evidence, telling Healey, “One day it’s like a switch went off, and all of a sudden it was like, Men! Everywhere!”

It’s not just that Aniston has landed covers aimed at varied readerships, it’s that she has known just what each of those readerships wants to hear. That doesn’t mean that what she says isn’t authentic, but that it’s very well plotted. After breakups, we go through stages: rubbed raw, comforted by women, freshly excited about men. But it happens in that order, just as Aniston’s cover stories conveniently happened in that order. The men-are-everywhere piece could only have come after the girlfriends-are-my-wives piece, which could only come after she’d vomited her grief to Vanity Fair. She may be completely candid and bracingly honest. But she’s also playing us like a fiddle.

Star’s Dolce agreed that her cover incarnations have been part of a larger story arc. “The idea was to turn around her image from victim to ‘Hi, I’m independent and I can take my shirt off and show you part of my breast,’” he said.

Liz Smith added that Aniston’s public “imagines she is evolving into a stronger person because of her travail, and so they love her more for that.” As to how Aniston is actually evolving, Smith said that it hardly matters. “Once the media and public pigeon-holes you, it’s easier to accept the fictionalized version. It plays better. Publicly she is the polar opposite of Angelina Jolie, who seems like a handful of turbulent woman. Jennifer appears to be less complicated, but not a doormat, either … She inhabits a comfortable middle ground. Of course, the reality on both these women might be very different!”

Star’s Dolce said that women will continue to feel for Aniston, “as they should feel sorry for a woman whose very good-looking husband was stolen by a younger, more beautiful woman. This has mythic appeal.”

It sure does. Whether circumstances, Brad and Angelina, or Aniston herself have shaped her plot, Aniston has become an ur-heroine. She’s Viola in “Twelfth Night,” finding her way in a new world after a shipwreck; she’s Dorothy Gale, trying to get back to a home that’s been whisked away by a pillow-lipped, tattooed tornado; she’s Mary Richards, throwing her hat in the air and assuring us and herself that she’s going to make it after all.

Except it’s not theater, books or TV. It’s way better than TV.

The romance between Pitt and Aniston always had the sheen of something born on a back lot. The couple were introduced by their managers, practically cast in the parts of Hollywood super-couple. Their courtship and wedding — even the architectural work on the house they were building — were covered in the tabloids with abandon. The question of whether Aniston was showing a “bump” that would prove two gene pools had joined to form one tanned and highlighted embryo was afforded more editorial space in recent years than the question of whether there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

The narrative of their breakup, while sad, has frankly been almost as intriguing as their coupling. First came the dark suggestion — voiced here as well as everywhere else — that the message Pitt sent in dumping Aniston was that the way to keep a man was by having his babies when he said so. It was not lost on anyone that Jolie, for whom Pitt forsook Aniston, had most recently incarnated herself as adoptive earth mother after stints as a heroin addict, brother-lover, self-mutilator and blood-fetishist.

But could anyone have imagined a better other woman than bodacious vampire Jolie? Or, to be honest, a more slippery rake than Pitt? Aniston’s “sensitivity chip” assessment was almost poetic in its description of a man who has behaved with an indelicacy that could only be mustered by the truly stupid. Trotting around the globe with Jolie, grunting unintelligibly at Diane Sawyer when given the opportunity to say something nice about his former wife, firing a pregnant employee of the production company he founded with Aniston because she spoke (with Aniston’s permission) to Vanity Fair? Does Pitt have two brain cells to rub together?

He’s been perfect in this role. A pitiable scoundrel whom most thinking people cheerfully guess will get ditched by Jolie for some Doctors Without Borders stud she picks up at a U.N.-sponsored pancake breakfast.

What Tom and Katie, Nick and Jessica, and Britney and Kevin could learn from Jen

But the narrative satisfactions of this tale don’t end with the protagonists.

How about Aniston’s purported rebound man, Vince Vaughn, who happened to play the middleman in the Pitt-Jolie vehicle “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”? How about the fact that Pitt’s sylph of an ex-fiancée Gwyneth Paltrow turned up (10 years later) to helpfully chime in on how Brad and Jen were too public about their relationship? In GQ, Aniston responded to Paltrow, telling Healey, “You know, she’s right. She’s absolutely right.” While one might wonder why these two ladies can’t pick up their phones and have this conversation in private, a larger (lesser?) part of us is thrilled to be let in on it. Did I mention that Paltrow also happens to be featured in the print ads for Damiani, the jewelry company that designed the Pitts’ wedding rings and that they sued in 2001 for reproducing their exclusive design? How about the fact that the four movies that Aniston is about open are called “Derailed,” “Rumor Has It,” “Friends With Money” and “The Break-Up?”

Who writes this stuff? It’s Dickensian!

Well, if not Dickensian, then at least situation-comedic. “Oddly, her romantic life probably seems for a lot of her fans like the next season of Friends,’” said Elle’s Roberta Myers. “Will she break up with Ross? Er, Brad? Or will they get back together and have that baby?” We have been so thoroughly sucked in that, just like in the days of the “I Killed Laura Palmer” T-shirts, we’ve made clothing that signals our investment in this tale. “I’ll have your baby, Brad” T-shirts abound, while “Team Aniston” and “Team Jolie” shirts sell at Kitson.

In hooking us on cliffhangers, Aniston may have gained the ultimate victory: control of her own story. What is most remarkable about the Year of Jen is that she has become a celebrity pioneer for a new age, the only star so deft at maneuvering the twists of her own tale that she has wrested control of it from the insatiable celebrity press. As stars like Kate Moss, Nick and Jessica, Britney and Kevin, and Tom Cruise and his remote-controlled bride learned the hard way in 2005, there is no such thing as “granting access” anymore. But Aniston (along with her Jedi master publicist Stephen Huvane) teaches us that there is such a thing as power — the power of a good story.

“It helps to find one’s own narrative,” said the Star’s Dolce, talking about the best way to deal with the industry in which he labors. “Otherwise you’re going to have the weeklies and the glossies describe your narrative for you.”

In some ways, Aniston is, in addition to being a talented actress, a talented writer, an instinctual mover of the story. So, while “Rachel Green” has gone the way of syndication, the actress who played her has produced for her audience a new character, “Jennifer Aniston,” who is just as (more?) endearing, whose imbroglios produce just as much (more?) sympathy, and who is just as (more?) funny and self-effacing.

How long will we keep tuning in? Well, “Friends” ran for a decade

http://dir.salon.com/story/mwt/feature/2005/11/26/aniston/index.html

Jennifer fan @ 01/20/2008 at 3:49 am

LOVE LOVE LOVE JEN.

I really don’t know anything about her but that she wear cute cloths. She has pretty hair and has a cute figure.

I close my eyes and ears to anything else.

Jennifer is perfect. All the guys want to be with her. She is the best actress in the world.

I close my eyes and ears to anything else.

~hot

Party Planner @ 01/20/2008 at 4:10 am

Why some people don’t like Jen.

How the Pity Party started

“Jen Finally Talks!”

And so we turn to the September 2005 issue of Vanity Fair. Let’s see — is there anything in here that might appeal to the Fametracker reader?

Graydon Carter’s monthly conspiracy rambling, complete with a bonus picture of the month’s featured starlet in her underwear…a short spotlight on a good-looking polo player and what products he favors (jeans: Diesel; watch: Rolex; car: Porsche)…Christopher Hitchens on those bewildering Red States (Nascar? Whaddup with that?)…James Wolcott on porn bios (porn stars! They can’t write!)…a piece about crooked Marine recruiting…Karl Rove is a big fat liar…hmmm…anything? Anything?

Oh. Yes. There’s some piece in here about Jennifer Aniston.

Let us say straight off that we can’t blame Vanity Fair, or the writer in question, Leslie Bennett, for the article on Aniston presented herein. Any way you slice it, this exclusive interview is a formidable coup — so much so that tabloids from the New York Post to the US/Star/People triumvirate — or, as we like to call it, Ustarple — have trumpeted snatches of quotes from the piece as though they were radical new translations of the Dead Sea Scrolls.

This issue will no doubt fly — fly — off the newsstands. When I stopped in a Manhattan magazine store earlier this week to see if the issue was yet on sale (for I too needed to devour it! Pronto!), the weary clerk answered my panicked query with a testy “Tomorrow, tomorrow,” clearly indicating this was not the first or fourth or fortieth time that someone had come looking for the magazine that day.

And so: a tip of the hat. This article is less…well, an article than a tremendous publicity coup. The only person who stands to benefit more from its publication than does Vanity Fair — Jen Finally Talks! — is, of course, the finally-talking Jen herself.

For those of you who’ve yet to read it, or may be inclined to skip it altogether (pagans! Luddites! Communists!) here’s a short summary:

Jennifer Aniston: Plucky, tough, sexy, modest, maternal, valiant, wronged but not a victim. Most definitely not a victim.

Brad Pitt: Lying, conniving, *****-*******, emotionally stunted, two-faced, hard-hearted ****.

Now you may get on with your day.

It should be pointed out, however, all this preamble not withstanding, that there’s nary a sentence — not a paragraph, a word, a quote — in this piece that could not have been blissfully written by Aniston’s publicity team. We at Fametracker would love to know what veto power Team Aniston had over the photos, the layout, the quotes (”Why, none! None!,” we imagine VF protesting) but, in the end, it probably didn’t matter. There’s no agenda here except to present Jen’s side of the story: airbrushed, polished, and stridently advanced, in the places where she discretely demurs, by her friends, allies and, occasionally, anonymous sources, who may or may not have been prodded to participate by the industrious Team Aniston itself.

It is not our place to question the veracity of this account. It is only our place to point out excerpts such as these:

On Angelina Jolie: “the twice-divorced Jolie — previously known as a tattooed vixen with a taste for bisexuality, heroin, brotherly incest, mental institutions, and wearing her husband’s blood…”

On Brad Pitt: “Pitt could have done more to refute the mean-spirited rumor that his wife wouldn’t bear a child…”

On photos of Pitt with Jolie and her son Maddox: “As Pitt publicly flaunted the instant family he had created…”

On Aniston’s friends: “Her friends are filled with admiration for the way she’s handled the whole mess…”

On Aniston herself: “Although she isn’t talking to Pitt these days, Aniston remains in regular contact with his mother, whom she loves dearly…Aniston is struggling to find a deeper meaning in the debacle…Aniston remains calm and thoughtful…she still has faith in the redeeming power of love itself…’I believe in happily ever after.’”

In this corner: Twice divorced! Bisexuality! Heroin! Mental institutions! Mean-spirited rumors! Public flaunting!

And in the other corner, wearing the saintly trunks: Mother loving! Admiration! Deeper meaning! Calmness! Thoughtfulness! Happily ever after! The redeeming power of love!

Why, it hardly seems like a fair fight at all.

Damn that vicious vixen, Angelina Jolie, who’s blinded the world into believing she’s a caring mother and strong woman, through shameless stunts such as, er, appearing in a flattering photo spread with her son in Vanity Fair just a few months ago.

Damn that duplicitous Brad Pitt, who will no doubt never again grace this magazine’s cover, shirtless, dripping, smiling, with a movie to promote!

Let us denounce those villains and sweep Aniston into our understanding arms, as she comes to us, wounded, in her, um, pajama top and black undies and professionally tousled hair.

In fact, if there’s any message in this article — besides the, you know, Aniston = angel, Pitt = devil, Jolie = homewrecking heroin-fiend brother-******* Delilah message — it’s that, while Aniston may well have the best publicists in the world, she could sure use a better joke writer. Of Pitt’s spiky blond hair, she’ll “toss off a crack” with a “sly smile”: “Billy Idol called — he wants his look back.” Ho, snap! No you did not!

Wait, there’s a call on line two. David Spade called, and he wants his joke back.

And when the writer, Bennett, helpfully prods Aniston for a quotable quip, citing Nicole Kidman’s totally-not-scripted remark on Letterman, after splitting with Tom Cruise, that she was looking forward to “wearing high heels again,” Aniston throws out a jab of her own, complete with a “wry smile” (not to be confused with the sly smile): “I can have a comfortable couch.”

You what? Comfortable who?

Oh, yes. Because Brad likes harsh, uncomfortable modern furniture of the type never featured in Vanity Fair. The *******!

Is Brad Pitt even a human being?

Needless to say, nowhere in this moving paean to the tug and tumult of the human heart does Bennett mention that Aniston is, like, the eighth richest woman in the world. Instead, it’s all “it was so hard for them to find time together,” with very little “they’re so rich they could take ten years off and vacation in Bali full-time if they so chose.” Because, you know, the only thing more gruelling than the schedule of a sitcom star — those brutal, twenty-four-week work years! — is the schedule of an ex-sitcom star, forced to survive on her syndication millions.

And so it goes. But did we rush out and grab our copy of the issue off the quickly dwindling stack on day one? Yes, we did. Did we read this Puff the Magic Profile in one orgiastic sitting on the hot and stuffy subway ride home? Yes, we did. Do we now feel like we’re one iota closer to understanding the “real” story behind Brad and Jen’s break-up? No, we do not. Do we care one whit, as we toss Vanity Fair aside, barely sated, and grab at the nearby mound of salty and salacious Ustarples, gobbling them up like roasted peanuts and pausing only for a quick look at brave Jessica’s new beach-ready bod? (Nick! What Are You Thinking?!)

No. No, we really don’t.

http://fametracker.com/blue_moons/mediator_2005_08_05.php

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This is not class, this is a VINDICTIVE woman trying to get back at her ex because he dared to move on with his life. She did this despite the fact that her marriage was over before it even started.

Karma, Karma, Karma, Karmeleon @ 01/20/2008 at 4:25 am

When Starts Split: Who comes out on Top?

Jen vs. Brad

Yes, it’s true. Hollywood’s shiniest super-couple has split, despite those recent, stage-managed vacation photos of them on the beach on the island of Werestillinlovia. (A popular celebrity couple destination.) Apparently, partying all summer on George Clooney’s yacht isn’t, as it turns out, good for your marriage. So who’ll fare better after this seismic split? Need you even ask? We love Jennifer Aniston as much as anyone, but fame-wise, she’s now gone from former-sitcom-star- and-one-half-of- Hollywood’s-hottest-couple to…well, everything except that last part. Whereas he is Brad Pitt, the man women want to do and men want to be â��- and, well, okay, maybe do as well, but don’t tell anyone. He’s Bradicus Pitticus, who’s sustained a flourishing career while only making one movie (Seven) that people actually liked, and half of those people only liked it because, at the end, Gwyneth Paltrow’s head ended up in a box. (Now he’s free to marry me!) If he can survive Meet Joe Black, we’re pretty sure he can survive this. After all, he’s still got those golden abs, right? Right? Maybe we should check, one more time.

She who mated with Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston
1. She’s still best-known as the prettiest, most-chic-haircut-iest of the three women on Friends.

For starring in endearing yet slight sitcom, thus making a case for herself as the late 20th century Sally Field: +4

2. She made a big splash â��- and elevated herself from sitcom cutie to bona fide sex symbol — by posing nude for Rolling Stone.

For cashing in on the everything-but-the-nipples nudity tease, before (a) the internet made such stunts obsolete and (b) America lost interest in naked women over the age of nineteen: +2

3. She formed one-half of Hollywood’s most photogenic couple by marrying Brad Pitt in 2000.

For crossing the TV-movie membrane, and ensuring herself a yearly invite to the Oscars: +2

For marrying someone prettier than she is.: -1

4. Onscreen, she worked to shrug off her sitcom pedigree by taking “stretch” roles in films such as Rock Star and The Good Girl.

If by “stretch,” you mean “Rachel as a rock widow” and “Rachel works at Wal-Mart”: -1

5. She proved herself a box-ofice draw in hits like Bruce Almighty and Along Came Polly.

Then again, we can’t recall anyone in line for either film saying, “Man, I love Jennifer Aniston movies”: -1

Mate Rating » 5 out of 10

He who mated with Jennifer Aniston

Brad Pitt

1. He stimulated saliva glands across the country with a small but eye-catching role in 1991’s Thelma and Louise.

Ouch! My eyes are caught on these abs!: +3
Hmmmm. Yummy abs: +2

2. He singlehandedly convinced millions of women to watch a movie about fly-fishing. Fly fishing!

Hmmmm. Yummy hip-waders: +2

3. He broke off his engagement to Gwyneth Paltrow after a well-publicized, fairy-tale courtship.

For even making Gwyneth Paltrow look good, insofar as she was too skinny to block the view of Brad: +1

4. He’s an avid amateur architect, who’d hoped to serve a year-long apprenticeship with renowned master Frank Gehry.

Gehry wisely rebuffed him, perhaps because Gehry knew he couldn’t create architectural masterpieces with a huge boner in his pants!: -1

Hmmmm. “Rebuffed”: +1

5. He’s risen to become one of Hollywood’s true male A-list stars, headlining dozens of movies.

And with nary a hit among them!: +2
When you’re that pretty, twitchy isn’t annoying, it’s an Oscar nomination!: +2

For filling out those suits in Ocean’s Eleven and Twelve. And introducing us to those previously unknown muscle groups around the groinal area (his, not ours) in Fight Club. And providing oxygenated blood to those abs, which, after Troy, may now decide to launch a career of their own: +5

Mate Rating » 17 out of 10
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If this was update Brad’s Mate Rating will 50 out of 10.
He is a Bonafide Movie Producer
An award nominated actor with an award winning actress with whom he has FOUR BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
He is a humanitarian

And Jen? She’ll be a 1 out of 10. Failed relationships, Failed movies, seen as a 3rd wheel in CCs marriage, downgraded to B-/C+ list status.
Bwahahhahahahahahhaha. JUSTICE!!!

http://fametracker.com/blue_moons/split_aniston_jennifer_pitt_brad.php

Ashley Wick and Aaron looks like they have the same features on their face which we often found on longterm compatible couples. With those works from one movie shoot to another and with her bodyguards, stylists, consultants, assistants and friends that surrounds Jen, she seems well taken care of and protected, like a queen, Jen seems untouchable that one can not easily get in touch with unless a man is somebody richer like the old Onasis who woo Jacqueline or an attitude like Guy Ritchie who simply married Madonna who is 10 years his senior, yes, somebody who is not an actor and who was not born and grew in America.

Not a fan of aniston @ 01/20/2008 at 4:53 am

# 176 puzzling @ 01/20/2008 at 3:16 am I think that Jen haters have totally expected her to be totally devastated and be totally destroyed after Brad left her. Now that it is pretty clear that she has moved on beautifully and living a good and happy life, they can’t understand why or how.
I mean how can you, or shall I say, dare you move on from Brad Pitt and manage to be happy? You just don’t do that. NO no no. That is not possible. That just can’t be.
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I can’t stand Aniston because of the Vanity Fair inteview and the pity party after it. Aniston acted like a little girl. Unlike the classy decent person her fans describe her as. See how Reese Witherspoon handled her divorce. Now after whining for a year or so her fans want to pretend like she some great person. Total bs. If the media is not going to call her on it than I certainly will.

So puzzled all this has nothing to do with Brad but with Aniston actions.

Zanessa 110 @ 01/20/2008 at 5:12 am

wow,I was actually team Aniston without reading anything about her,but I thought it was very bad that Brad had an affair with Jolie.and I thought Jen is really good girl who someone stole her husband from.

I really wasn’t aware of her interviews or her actions.I think I should research more on this issue,but now after reading her VF’s interview in some of last threads and now these stories,I’m really ashamed myself for defending this woman in front of my friends.I really hated jolie for this matter and I put my hates in her threads but now I’m so ashamed of myself.Thanks Guys to make everythings clear for me.

and really how can (with all these actions she did to Brad after their divorce) she expect men marry with her.no men wants to go the road that Brad went during these 3 years.

She needs to do something good in this world instead of smoking and drinking martinis.

ClaireBabyGirl @ 01/20/2008 at 5:52 am

Anyone find it hypocritical that people are pointing out Aniston’s imperfections, but as soon as she got blue eye contacts people started calling her fake. Idiots.

I am so glad to see that they are together. I guess it’s the time for Jen to remove her information from richromances.com. It is no longer a right place if she have a new man already.

Wait a minute, who married Katharine Hepburn? Where is Elizabeth Taylor, is she living with a partner at her old age right now? Do you remember Moses climbed the mountain again at old age all by himself when he can not join the 12 tribes of Israel to enter the promise land with Joshua? It is a mystery where Moses died after he went to those mountains. You and I will be someday all by ourselves lying in the tomb. There are a lot of singles heroes and heroines like Daniel the prophet, John the Revelator, John the Baptist, Mother Teresa the nun, Queen Elizabeth I, who else? Jesus.
Jennifer might be a spinster too, so what if she will die without a child or a partner, is it bad to be a spinster? If she is happier and contented being single, what is wrong with that? “Contentment is great gain,” we do not hold our destiny, some were born as eunuchs, not all will get married and have children, the Bible says in heaven we will be as angels- there is no marriage in heaven.
It is better to be single than being with partner who would make you feel not yourself and pretending to be happy when the truth is you are much better off alone and single.
Again, we were created differently from one another and there is no such a thing as all right feet to walk, so there is no comparisons, each and every one of us are unique.
What Jennifer is right now is who she is and what she will become has nothing to do with what other persons will say and will transform her to be, FOR SHE IS WHO SHE IS AND WILL EVER BE, that you and I can not change her, even if we tell her to do this or should be doing this a million times on this site.

I can say that I will always be a fan till death and even if Jen is the most dumb or the ugliest of them all. I do not believe in everything I read becuase it is impossible to copy the truth of reality. “Judge not and you will not be judge,” imagine you can kill Mary Magdeline with a stone because she was caught in the act of adultery, Jesus said, whoever have no sin should cast the stone, and nobody did…But you can because you just saw her wickedness and not your flaws.

Jared,
When I first enter and tried to see all those pics in the set of the movie, I was feeling like breathless and more fascinated than the Ben Affleck team up, I love watching romcom movies since Meg Ryan’s films. I wish Jen had more part on this movie like the Rumor Has It, Picture Perfect, and The Object of My Affection.

Jen is a great actress, wonderful person and not trying to fool the world into thinking she’s whiter than white.

I’ve seen Aaron Eckhart in person. He’s very nice and very good looking. He reminded me a little of Heath Ledger, except with clean clothes LOL!! I think him and Jennifer makes a good couple.

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