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Paris Hilton is a Tan-imal

Paris Hilton is a Tan-imal

Paris Hilton takes some tanning time for herself on Friday at Portofino Sun Center & Spa in Beverly Hills.

The Hottie and the Nottie stars and is exective produced by Paris. It will be Paris‘ first starring role. Although the film is not officially part of the Sundance lineup, the “Nottie” team is trying to gain some media attention.

DO YOU THINK Paris‘ movie will be HOT OR NOT?

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33 Comments

# 2

2nd!!

i love paris she may be a bad girl but she is smoking hot!!!!

# 3

3RD SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT THINK ILL LIKE DA MOVIE! BUT WHO KNWS MAYBE SHELL KICK A**!!!

# 4

I AM DEFINITELY FED UP WITH HEARING AND SEEING ANYTHING ABOUT PARIS HILTON
SHE IS RIGHT “DOWN” THERE WITH BRITNEY SPEARS.
THEY BOTH OUGHT TO BE IN STRAIGHT JACKETS!!! AND IN ISOLATION.
GEE, MAYBE THEY BETTER GO OVER TO IRAQ AND DO SOME GOOD- HA FOR OUR MEN/BOYS.
BUT TRUTHFULLY- I DON’T THINK OUR MEN/BOYS WOULD WANT EITHER ONE OF THEM FOR ENTERTAINMENT
BJD

# 6

thats not hot

# 8

it will be so unhot that it will be hot

or

it will be so hot it will be unhot

# 9

nottie, infinity. is it just the angle or is she losing weight? somebody’s feeling the pressure. when your “career” is tanking, a little eating disorder concern could generate some, some being the operative word, buzz.

bottlerocket @ 01/20/2008 at 12:39 am

Not! hello!! it’s Paris… nothing she does is hot… she’s s *****

bottlerocket @ 01/20/2008 at 12:39 am

*WH0R3 that’s what I meant to write

NOT!!!!! she should stay with PARTYING and sleeping around thats all shes good for, i’d rather see BRITNEY news at LEAST she can SING and she’s PRETTIER THAN THIS TalentLESS HAG

why is Paris trying to dress so “cool” or “funky” lately with all these juvenile trendy peices like those UGLY YELLOW SUNGLASSES. She used to have the best taste in sunglasses.

I actually liked her more before. Now shes boring and always trying to look different.

I agree with this part of what bottlerocket said,

“Not! hello!! it’s Paris… nothing she does is hot…” The other I am never going to say because it’s VERY rude!!

No more about this tramp.

Okay I’m not going to be mean and I’m not going to bash Paris. But Jared if I remember correctly when you first posted about the trailer for this “film” (and I use the word loosely) you said and I quote, “Paris say this is a joke.” So I can only imagine you ask this question with you’re tongue firmly in your cheek.

But in all fairness, maybe this is will this generation’s “Plan Nine from Outer Space” (considered the worst film ever made). It will movie so inept that will become legendary and like the aflorementioned fim by the late Ed Wood it will in its own fashion become a classic.

Weave/Wonk @ 01/20/2008 at 2:52 am

Not Hot –and staight to the bargain bin HOT. Where her weave hair piece came from.
I’ts says its produce by her, –why does this non educated piece of used trash– who doesn’t even have a– g.e.d,– think people will contribute to her wealth?
JJ she is soooo over, I shouldn’t even give her a hit. The way she gives to random men.The hoe can’t act, with that fake whine baby talk..

Silly question. NOT! The nottie looks better than the hottie!

Disgusting that real artists go to Sundance to promote a movie, but tarts like her just go there to party because she knows nothing else.

Paris hilton again? I am not interested in her. But it semms she is still a hot woman at that celebs dating site named Richromances.com, where she upload some sexy photos. Is she still looking for her man?

her 15 minutes were up like a year ago. pls….no more!

has this been said, the glasses she is wearing are the same as that Aussie guy who had that huge house party. They are famous ya’know.

haha, to think that Paris Hilton could successfully star in a movie other than low rate porn is ridiculous.

she’s a nobody in my opinion. a complete waste of space :/

Paris is extra lame and a racist. Why would she want to be darker when she thinks that people who are darker than her are Compton trash and n-words?!

Tannning is as unhealthy as smoking but nobody ever says a word about it.
What’s so bad about being pale?

She’s so yesterday. Who wants to see a movie of a has been?
And yeah, tanning is unhealthy and unattractive. And talking about unattractive - they sell sunglasses like these for carnival here. As a joke.

wetinside @ 01/21/2008 at 5:16 pm

She is getting even more hot with those nice lips!……Now she needs to fix that jew-duckhook nose of hers!!! Then she’d be super hot!!!

haha she looks like a female version of aussie party boi, Corey Delaney/Worthington

aLISHA BARD @ 01/25/2008 at 2:11 pm

Umm.. anyone who talks **** on Paris is just jelious becasue you dont look half as good as she does. And she dosent care what you little kids think anyway. And her clothes probley cost more than your life so go talk **** on someone who cares than get the **** kicked out of ya.

aLISHA BARD @ 01/25/2008 at 2:13 pm

And you can tell a bunch of kids get on her and write **** becasue there like tanning is so not good for you like OMG cry about. If you want to be white thats you not us!!!!

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