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Gyllenspoon Help the Homeless

Gyllenspoon Help the Homeless

Cute couple Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon step out for a breakfast date in Los Angeles on Sunday morning.

On the way out of the restaurant, Reese was kind enough to stop and give a couple bucks to a homeless woman.

During Gyllenspoon’s breakfast date, Reese’s ex-husband Ryan Phillippe was in Brentwood watching the kids — Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4. Visit CBB for the pic!

Reese, 31, and Jake, 27, have been together since early 2007.

15+ pictures inside of Gyllenspoon helping the homeless…

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202 Comments

# 1

so cute together

# 2

second?

# 3

adorable couple.

# 4

Love these two! Classy, giving, and very cool.
But I like the nickname “Reese’s Piece” better. LOL.

# 5

stepping out alot that’s good. wonder how they are going to be in redcarpets like ben affleck and jennifer garner?

# 6

weren’t jake and ryan friends? i remember a picture of them working out like in mid 2006.

# 7

wow!!!
They r sooooooo cute!!
I love Jakey!

# 8
michelle depp @ 01/20/2008 at 10:26 pm

Both talented & cute…AAAHHH

# 9

i like them individually , but as a couple…argh. i want the ryan-reese tandem back!!!!

wow! Jake looks so deliciousoooo….

I loved Ryan and Reese together, I am sad to see it end. : (

However, I do think these two are adorable together! And it seems like they go out a lot more together than Reese and Ryan ever did.

i’m sorry but after brokeback, everytime i see him i think he is going to get his freak on with a guy so seeing him with a female is weird jmo

Ps. I have nothing against anyone’s sexual orientation

Reese and Jakey are adorable. Love them. And yes. She seems to be out with him and they are more of a couple then she ever was with her ex! All I ever saw of her and Ryan was staged photos of them “playing with the kids” or at those red carpet crappers. You never just saw them out together being a couple and enjoying one another. I am glad She is with Jake. He is delicious! Imagine waking up with THAT every morning! O.M.G. Lucky Reese.

Agree with you #8! Both very talented and cute!!

[~F a m o u s~] @ 01/20/2008 at 11:07 pm

this is so cute it’s making me sick!

Such a cute couple. I love it!

teddy-booboo @ 01/20/2008 at 11:10 pm

I know Brokeback turned me off to him as a guy. :(

IRyan is w/Abbie Cornish, the girl that stole his heart
away from Reese.

Actually these two seem a better match perssonality wise, that Reese and Ryan ever did. Reese and Ryan never seemed to really communicate. He always seemed so sullen. Or maybe that was just his sexy pout…

Beard in a Bag @ 01/20/2008 at 11:16 pm

Why does reese always carry such a huge purse? Oh that’s right, giant dildos, butt plugs and double ended strap-ons take up a lot of room.

BIaB sucks @ 01/20/2008 at 11:21 pm

Beard in a bag, um must be stuff you like. Way to be ignorant. Doubt you know either of them so how would you know what is going on.

I like them and whatever is going on or not going on I wish Jake happiness.

I hate these two together Smug & Fug 2 should be their nickname.

gyllenfake @ 01/20/2008 at 11:50 pm

she only did it cuzz of the cameras

Reese and Jake mix it up will ya!!

Tip off a different paparazzi company. This relationship looks so staged it isn’t funny!!

Yawn at the “this relationship is staged” comments.

They seem very good together.

gyllenspoonlove @ 01/21/2008 at 1:21 am

I love seeing them together; they’re so happy and cute..

They are really cute together. And Reese thought she could of kept this a secret.

It is crucial for Jake’s career to be seen with Reece as he has been outed as the aggressive and raving homosexual ‘toothy tile’. Notice that whenever they are together the paps are always there.

“Reese, 31, and Jake, 27, have been together since early 2007.”

LOL!

We are not THat stupid!

man, they have lasted a while, i thought it was just a short coupla weeks romance during their movie. I guess they r serious. good luck! http://arabaquarius.blogspot.com/

Here we go again with the TTer’s hate. You will not make them go away by posting on boards saying ridiculous things. There are PLENTY of sighting without pap pics, you are the ones in denial. GET A LIFE.

Reese looks fugly as usual.

Jake, please loose The Beard.

dont respect them and Jakey poo is no hottie but he is at least nice unlike his monster cruel stuck up tacky sister Maggie.

The dullest “couple” in the Universe

show more of Hugh Jackman instead.These two people are just f…..g boring. Jake were the friend of Ryan. Why the heck,should they be cute together???????? I hate them together.

God the haters are in full force today, Great pics JJ and THANK YOU, keep them coming please.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Reese is pretentious little s**t!

CUTE?!?

LOL LOL LOL

REESE LOOKS LIKE THE RAT-FACED MIDGET!

LOL! (aka Cristiane Vallim fan @ 01/21/2008 at 6:29 am

They look perfect together!

Soulmates.

Jake needs to look no further.

“It is crucial for Jake’s career to be seen with Reece as he has been outed as the aggressive and raving homosexual ‘toothy tile’. Notice that whenever they are together the paps are always there. ”

Apart from the dozens of sightings of them by dog walkers, people in restuartants, hairdressers, people passing through airports etc etc, where there were no photographers present *roll eyes*

So the breakup predicted by Ted C hasn’t happened, much like the coming out didn’t happen, Reese & Ryan getting back together didn’t happen, and where exactly is that baby, should be getting on for about 4 months now, and yet still no sign, so that didn’t happen either - and yet some still take the rubbish he spouts as gospel, refusing to believe Jake, the evidence of their own eyes, the independent sightings of them - amazing.

Cute as pie together - love ‘em both.

They look bored.

Reese’s outfit is terrible and her chin is so creepy. Ewwwwww…..

Um How do they look bored, seem perfectly Happy to me, just going about their own business.

I like them both but sorry that’s not a real relationship. I don’t get why two talented actors feel the need to live a dishonest life publicly. Jake man you need to come out, everyone will still love you and you’ll probably end up with more fans. It’s about respect.

@Krycek - don´t waste your time.

They are the usual suspects from certain blogs - and not able to accept that Jake lives his own life and not the one Ted C. has “created” for him.

J & R are looking comfortable an familiar with each other - obviously not a “new” relationship.

Agree with you Molly, I really think it’s about those people got a life and left Jake alone, repeating the same crap over and over and over will not change anything.

One word - SHOWMANCE.

And still the same old CRAP is being repeated.

They are happy couple. I am so glad to see they are together. But a reliable source is saying Jake has a profile at richromances.com?

Same old people from the same old blogs posting their same old **** again, Jake and Reese are a couple. GET OVER IT.

Tobey,

one word: loser. As in you.

The three idiots who post the same crap just have to give it up. You’re little snarky comments are boring. They’re not irritating. You’re not convincing anyone or offending anyone. You just make yourselves look like losers.

They’re obviously together and the three of you need to accept it no matter how hard it is for you. At the very least say something original. Try getting some new material. You sound like a moron repeating the same thing everytime.

Is that what you freaks do? Just go to celebrity gossip website after website and post: SHOWMANCE. lol. That’s pretty pathetic dude.

They’re obviously together, even this site and others who believed Ted Casablanca - including EOnline where Ted works - are now accepting it and think Ted is full of crap, so step away from the computer before you make a total ass out of yourself.

Personally I think they look real good together. They seem happy. I bet, given that Ted Casablanca said they’d break up, that they’ll end up married.

Sara,

They’re losers. This is what they do. Their whole lives will crumble away into oblivion if Jake is shown to be - GASP - a hetrosexual, and Ted Casablanca is shown to be - DOUBLE GASP - a total liar.

People who still think this romance is staged, GET OVER IT! Their movie Rendition flopped a long time ago. If their relationship was only to promote that movie, they should’ve been done then also.

Jake is a lucky man for having Reese as his beautiful girlfriend!

McLovin, they just don’t know what to say now so they repeat the same old **** again and again and again.

Jake is lucky but then so is Reese, waking up next to Jake.

anonymous @ 01/21/2008 at 9:19 am

Reese is a palin woman who has an army of people to make her look presentable. She is an over rated actress whose career will fade sooner (I hope ) than later.

^^^ Jealosy will get you nowhere.

Queer as Yolk... @ 01/21/2008 at 9:40 am

I’m gay, and my gaydar is pretty good, and I can say with no doubt that Jake is definitely not gay. He may have experimented a while back, but that train left the station a long, long time ago.

Also, he’s definitely with Reese. It’s so obvious. They’ve probably been together for a year or more now. These other people are just being stupid that their make-believe boyfriend likes those icky girls. They get especially *****-ay. You can tell by how petty they are regarding Reese. Another thing, to you straight peeps, the poster above was right. I know for a fact that only two people made those comments above about him being gay. One of them is a douche. Just ignore him. The vast majority, including the gays, know the truth. Those douchbags above know it too. They’re just the demented types, they think if they say the same thing enough times it will become the truth. At this point they are trying to convince themselves.

Personally, I like Gyllenspoon. I hope they have many Gyllenbabies together.

LOVE LOVE LOVE these two @ 01/21/2008 at 10:16 am

Jackb, you are spot on. The fangirls hate this b’c they want to think Jake is gay so they can fantasize about him and a BF and in their minds, that justifies why they can’t have him. Typical *** hag behavior.
And of course, the gays want him to be gay b’c, heck, why not? He’s hot. Who wouldn’t want him on their team?
But we’re wasting our breath here. The psychos are convinced he’s gay and hiding it. His real fans (like me) don’t care if he’s gay or straight; we just want him HAPPY. And I think Reese is an excellent choice. Jake must think so too, or he wouldn’t be with her.
And I wish Ted C would shut his trap or just say it. I hate blind items and his nasty snarkiness. I think he must have hit on Jake and got turned down and now Ted’s just a bitter old queen. Get over it, Ted. You don’t get Jake.
And if Jake experimented in the (recent?) past, so what? I was married to a great guy for 12 years and am now with a woman. Deal with it people.

It’s so obvious they are NOT a couple.

Just look at the photos.

I work in LA at a mgt company and have heard that Reese is one of several stars who have people monitor the internet and refute negative information about her posted on blogs, chatrooms etc. These stars also have established quid pro quo with celebrity bloggers and tabloids for positive stories.

Reese is extremely concerned about maintaining her image and her perception of being well liked.

So if you post a non-flatterining comments expect “fans” to rush to her defense.

It’s so obvious they are NOT a couple.

Just look at the photos!

firmwide, that is soooooooooooo fuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnyyyyyyy. I so believe you. yea right!!!.

Why?, should people kiss and hug continually when they are out. I bet you don’t. They just look like a NORMAL couple.

Amen, #58 and #59! I totally agree with both of you.

#60, there are plenty of negative things said about Reese on the internet and no one comments otherwise. Just because some of us do like Jake and Reese together does not mean we are PR. That is your paranoia talking. I am a Jake fan and I care more about him than her. I just want him to be happy.

nicole richee love her @ 01/21/2008 at 10:39 am

Hi Reese & Jake:smile:

Cat, that was just one of the idiots getting desperate.

LOVE LOVE LOVE these two @ 01/21/2008 at 11:01 am

Personally I like a couple like this, who doesn’t have to fawn all over each other in public. They look normal. I realize a lot of you may not realize what normal is.

Reese is a phony bi##ch and a publicity wh##e.

HOW IN THE HELL DOES REESE MANAGE TO GET UGLIER BY THE DAY?

I’m not saying that all comments that Reese is classy, a perfect role model, the best mother, so cute!, sexy?, the greatest girlfriend and that Jake is soooo lucky are plants.

But *many* are.

The hardcore “Gyllenspooners” are also on every thread about her on every site too.

why would someone stage a relationship!? That is just dumb.

And to the people who said Reese only did it because of the cameras, obviously you haven’t read news or saw it on TV all of the stuff she does for charity. Ignorant people!

Is she pregnant? she does look in the first photo . May be it is wishful thinking. I admire her. Brave good girls finish first. while weak and pityfuls not.

68 ,love love this two

Everybody is like this at the begining of a realtionship . Unless you are TomKat. But after it is tested and proved they will start showing thier love in public.

truthteller @ 01/21/2008 at 11:31 am

lol. Is there anything these idiots won’t say to justify their denial of reality? lol. They’re together, get over it. You people sound as stupid and pathetic as those holocaust deniers at this point. lol. And firmwide, that has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Obviously your mentally retarded…So according to the twits there’s this giant conspiracy, and all of Hollywood is in on it, that is trying to trick people into believing Jake is straight, when he is really gay. I mean can that even be considered smart at this point? What’s in it for anyone but Jake? I mean Reese and her husband broke up what? Like 15 months ago. Why would she need a “fake” boyfriend? Why not just get a real boyfriend? Don’t tell me it’s for money. She is the highest paid actress in America, and besides she has more money than Jake. You people just have to accept that these two are a couple. Okay. Sorry. It’s true.

Such an adorable couple.I love them!!

I never said I thought Reese and Jake were fauxmancing. I merely pointed out that her public persona is highly managed.

So defensive.

LOL! (aka Cristiane Vallim fan @ 01/21/2008 at 12:16 pm

firmwide,

‘We’ know you are right. Let’s just smile a agree with them. It is called sending the fool a little further.

xx

LOVE LOVE LOVE these two @ 01/21/2008 at 12:19 pm

#74 I agree. I’d love to see them be more physical with each other, but they don’t need to advertise it to the whole world. I just wish them much happiness!

I think they are together a lot longer then a year! and SO WHAT! All the people who are still with the hate, about the tired “Jake is Gay!” rumors are so stupid they are missing the true story. Jake and Reese and how they met and when. That is the true story. Ryan was terrible to her. They were apart a lot more. I have read it all over the internet. So she got with Jake. Jake goes after the women he wants. SO WHAT! Jake is hot and I think he was probably very agressive to go with Reese. And Ryan is a selfish pig. He had all the girls and he was still upset about Jake? Too bad for him.

LOL! (aka Cristiane Vallim fan @ 01/21/2008 at 12:31 pm

I agree that a real man who go after what he really wants, just like a real women would and should.

That being the case, they have found their soulmate and I wish them all the happiness in the world.

LOVE LOVE LOVE these two @ 01/21/2008 at 12:33 pm

If it’s fake, to cover Jake’s so-called gayness, why would he do it NOW? Why wouldn’t he date some random chicks in the last three years since he split with Kirsten? If he really wanted to cover “it” up, he would’ve dated anyone. God knows there are women falling at his feet all over the world. He could have practically any woman he wants. Gee, maybe he was waiting for the Right One, like most of us do, and he found it in Reese. Maybe he just likes keeping people guessing. (It certainly did keep peoples’ interest!) But the whole theory of Jake dating Reese just to cover “it” up doesn’t hold water, folks. Face it.

I don’t believe that Ryan is upset about Jake or that Ryan wants Reese back. That’s just what the tabloids want you to think. He stated that he was upset about his kids but the divorce was the best thing for all of them.

Who are all these girls Ryan had? Funny that there is not one girl who has ever come forward and said she was with him. NOT ONE. Keep believing all the drivel that the tabloids feed you.

Seems like they are all happy and doing right by their kids. Do you really think Reese would let the kids be with him so much if he was problem person?

LOL! (aka Cristiane Vallim fan @ 01/21/2008 at 12:38 pm

Jake cannot have any women he wants.

He has been turned down many time just like any average guy would be.

Celebs are so up their own arses!!

LOL! (aka Cristiane Vallim fan @ 01/21/2008 at 12:47 pm

P.S.

Keeping people guessing is a form of cruelty. I hope he doesn’t have Witherspoon dangling from a string.

No, I sure he doesn’t, he is one of the good guys right??

LOVE LOVE LOVE these two @ 01/21/2008 at 12:47 pm

Well LOL Jake can certainly have me if he wants!

And if you’re a Cristiane Vallim fan, you’re as insane as she is.

LOL! (aka Cristiane Vallim fan @ 01/21/2008 at 12:51 pm

LOVE LOVE LOVE these two,

I’m not crazy!!

I started using this name ages ago, so I am sticking with it.

Jake can’t have me, he is good looking and all that, but he doesn’t make the grade in any other way.

I don’t need to go to Hollywood to find a good looking man to screw.

Ted Casablanca @ 01/21/2008 at 1:05 pm

What is an “aggressive and raving homosexual” braindead Jenn?

BTW, Ted C called Matt and Ben gay lovers. So are they “aggressive and raving homosexuals”? Ted is liar and his followers are fools.)

And sonitera, do you think Christian Bale, Matt Damon and every other actor who has played gay is “weird with a female”?

Mush for brains, some of you people.

LOVE LOVE LOVE these two @ 01/21/2008 at 1:13 pm

#87 LOL Cristiane–
Sorry, didn’t mean to insult you. That CV woman is clearly mentally unstable.
And that’s okay if Jake can’t have you, LOL. I think Reese is keeping him plenty busy, but if not, I’m available. LOL.
Nice chatting with you.

LOL! (aka Cristiane Vallim fan @ 01/21/2008 at 1:21 pm

LOVE LOVE LOVE these two,

I didn’t feel insulted, don’t worry.

And I am sure that Reese is keeping him very busy indeed!

As I say you go after what you want and then you get it. I hope that they both did that, because if one of them didn’t the end result is this:

One of them is with the person that they really want

The other is with the person who really wants them; not the one that they really want.

You should never allow yourself to be someone’s second best!!

Nice chatting with you too, but I guess I should get back to work now.

cissy not buffy @ 01/21/2008 at 1:41 pm

Why would Jake do this now and not three years ago ? 1) He has used up all his single without suspicion time. 2) The number of Toothy believers hasn’t decreased but increased. and 3) That baby at home with his BF.

Why would Reese? She needs to look hot and young and sexy - not the Type A controlling woman who’s more obsessed with her career than she was/is with her former husband or kids.

Zanessaforever @ 01/21/2008 at 1:52 pm

SO CUTE TOGETHER :)

cissy not buffy, that “logic” is ridiculous.

They are really nice together. Good for Jake and Reese.

Shooooooooooooowmance

LOVE LOVE LOVE these two @ 01/21/2008 at 2:57 pm

I agree Nemia– ridiculous beyond belief!!

cissy not buffy said: Why would Jake do this now and not three years ago ? 1) He has used up all his single without suspicion time.

***oh really? I didn’t know there was an Excel spreadsheet for this. I do hope Jake checked it before he signed that contract to be Reese’s BF. He must be breathing quite easily now.***

2) The number of Toothy believers hasn’t decreased but increased.

***really? there’s stats? I had no idea there was a sign up sheet for this!***

and 3) That baby at home with his BF.

***once again. Proof, not suspicion or rumours, please.***

Why would Reese? She needs to look hot and young and sexy - not the Type A controlling woman who’s more obsessed with her career than she was/is with her former husband or kids.

***oh good Lord, here we go again– Reese has to look ‘young and hot’??? The woman is 31, not 80!! She IS young, she IS pretty, and she doesn’t need a man to validate her.

You people are hysterical– if you weren’t so deluded and scary.

Fauxmance @ 01/21/2008 at 3:06 pm

Still so BORING.

Still so FAKE.

3 The baby at home wiith boyfriend,

Poor baby never gets any fresh air, locked in a closet, “Daddy please let me out”. Has the “boyfriend EVER been seen with this “Baby”, or is it an invisible baby, or only taken out at night like a vampire.

GET A LIFE LOSERS.

wear a bag Grease @ 01/21/2008 at 3:14 pm

Check out the FIRST picture!

Reese looks disgusting - her smile is BUTT UGLY!!!

I just can’t see these two together on a “romantic” basis. I don’t think Jake is gay but he needs a high profile girlfriend and Reese needs to look attached to a successful famous man so she isn’t treated like Aniston.

I think it’s very logical to think that they are together for public relationship purposes.

^^^ Are you sure you are not the one that needs a bag over their face, bet you look disgusting.

Anyway she is paid far far more than you so I am sure she doesn’t care what she looks like.

stupid blonde @ 01/21/2008 at 3:19 pm

Reese is so ridiculously overrated, lookswise and talent-wise, and she does come off as really stupid and dull in interviews.

LOL! (aka Cristiane Vallim fan @ 01/21/2008 at 3:20 pm

Money is **** and you people are shallow.

LOL! (aka Cristiane Vallim fan @ 01/21/2008 at 3:22 pm

P.S

I agree with 101! and jake is a drop out!!

I am a graduate so i am better than them both.

and yes I know that, that was bitchy - so what!

LOL! (aka Cristiane Vallim fan @ 01/21/2008 at 3:26 pm

Anyone can make money working both sides of the street, like a *****.

LOVE LOVE LOVE these two @ 01/21/2008 at 3:31 pm

Jess #99– why does Jake “need a high profile girlfriend”?

So he can get acting jobs? (He has an Oscar nomination and has workd steadily for years.)

SO people won’t think he’s gay? You all have already decided he is, so why would he start now– to try and change your minds?

Give me a break.

see no evil @ 01/21/2008 at 3:35 pm

Oh the babbler and spooners are out in force. Out to make Jake straight and Reese the “classy, good mom”

I just don’t understand what is so threatening that Jake might be gay.

How does that affect you life in any way? What is so horribly wrong with a guy finding happiness with another guy? Seriously? Are you so threatening by homosexuality?

Better shine up those Huckabee buttons people.

LOL! (aka Cristiane Vallim fan @ 01/21/2008 at 3:38 pm

Because that is how it goes and if he doesn’t play ball he is out of te business. Power couples make money and that is the way it goes, it has nothing to do with talent and only an idiot doesn’t know that.

LOL! (aka Cristiane Vallim fan @ 01/21/2008 at 3:43 pm

I don’t think that Jake is gay. I do think that he is a pu**y; a celeb and not an actor. I think that I was blinded by his looks before and certain things that I heard him say in public before The Witherspoon Incident.

Maggie is the better Gyllenhaal and although she’d prob cuss me out for insulting her brother, I still say that she got the brains and the balls in that family.

LOVE LOVE LOVE these two @ 01/21/2008 at 3:52 pm

#107, Oh Cristiane, I knew it was you and you’d show your psychotic face eventually. LMAO. Time for your meds and a nap, sweetie.

As for Jake being gay, straight or purple– makes no damn difference to me. I just like him and want him to find happiness wherever he can, with whomever he wants. And right now, people, IT’S WITH REESE. so deal with it.

LOL! (aka Cristiane Vallim fan @ 01/21/2008 at 3:55 pm

Wrong again.

More than one person can think along these lines.

My name is sheila and I live in London and I run this website:

http://www.montagefilmreviews.com

I own it.

I am just on this blog to have some fun and I am not ashamed to put a name to my text.

LOL! (aka Cristiane Vallim fan @ 01/21/2008 at 3:58 pm

so from now on I will be eskimofinn and I will continue to say what I want

=b

eskimofinn @ 01/21/2008 at 3:59 pm

OK…I’m here for the next few hours if you want to chat - and that goes for anyone!

=)

eskimofinn @ 01/21/2008 at 4:07 pm

No takers….come on you don’t have to tell me who you really are!

CristianeVallim @ 01/21/2008 at 5:03 pm

Here is Cristiane Vallim. How the people here are using my name?

Rather pathetic, eskimofinn that you need to call Jake a p*ssy. How do you know Jake doesn’t have balls and he certainly seems smart to me. He has seemed to do and live his life the way he wants. He took the role in Brokeback when most big named actors wouldn’t. He has seemed to take on smart and interesting movie roles among other things. I call that someone with balls and smarts. Guess if you can insult and judge people you don’t even know then I will do the same to you. You sound like a p*ssy and not that bright.

eskimofinn @ 01/21/2008 at 5:09 pm

Whatever!

And many actors have played gay roles before BBM, tell me why those two should get so much credit.

It reminds me of ‘Monsters Ball’ good grief a big fuss over nothing. Again many actors have done realistic sex scenes in the past, but of course they are not CAA.

Katherine Heigl and Amy Adams will be unseating Reese and Jake’s star is fading. He’s not even cute anymore.

Two bores. Personally, I think they’re perfect for each other. They can bore each other into oblivion.

eskimofinn @ 01/21/2008 at 5:19 pm

I tend to agree.

However, Reese never was anything much. Jake is a pu**y because he had it and gave it away.

Doh!!

CristianeVallim @ 01/21/2008 at 5:43 pm

Reese Witherspoon is member of a very bad religious sect. This sect use the name of Jesus Crist to wash the brian, promise miracle and use the deprived people etc…After that they exploit and take the money of people. I have read about this subject and the men whose made a research about sects wrote that he has never seem so aggressive sect like this one at present. So bad as the sect that Tom Cruise is . For me is very strange that this women are wining so much money without prestige. She and her boytoy give lot of loss for Hollywood studios with their failure films!!
This is a dirty relationship because Jake Gyllenhaal is lover of Reese Witherspoon for a long time. When Jake Gyllenhaal work out with Ryan Phillippe he was the lover of her and in a Golden Globe in 2006 she used the same dress of Kirsteh Dunst. Is a dirty relationship against the daughter and son of Reese Witherspoon . When Jake Gyllenhaal made Brokeback Mountains he has already been lover of Reese Witherspoon. This women has any kind of caracter and Jake Gyllenhaal never had because his family never give him education or principle. I wouldn’t like to see these two in any films again and it is better that the leathers of this film industry change their plains and find another people to work in their films too. Ok !

eskimofinn @ 01/21/2008 at 5:45 pm

Say something new or I am going to ignore you Christiane

eskimofinn @ 01/21/2008 at 5:48 pm

In fact I am just going to ignore you, because you PISS ME OFF!!!!

CristianeVallim @ 01/21/2008 at 5:55 pm

Again. Please stop to use my name AKA!

Eskimofinn, I never said Jake deserves more credit than other actors who have played gay. I said he deserves more credit than the ones that wouldn’t play gay. And Brokeback was a lot bigger than any of the other smaller indie gay movies. It was also a story about two ranchers which was not ever done before. And Jake has taken the most ridicule, mocking and nastiness compared to other actors. And what exactly did he give away? WTF? Again you sound like the p*ssy, not Jake.

Lori, Jake doesn’t need a “fan” like you anyway. Guess you want him to stay in some little box and never change or grow. How narrow minded. He still has plenty of fans and he doesn’t have to be the biggest star for me to like him. I also think he looks great. I like that he is not “perfect” looking. He has character and I would take that over a “perfect” looking guy any day.

eskimofinn @ 01/21/2008 at 6:03 pm

What character is that exactly?

Do you know him? Wait…no you say… Those who live in glass houses, etc. You are doing the same thing that you accuse me of, yet because your response is one of an **** licker you are more legit’ than I; and I am the pu**sy.

Honey, if you have a pu**sy of your own, go and wash it and let the grown ups talk.

eskimo when you start talking sense perhaps people will listen, but until you stop making stupid remarks about somebody you DO NOT KNOW I will ignore your posts. Actually I am from London as well, probably crossed paths a few times. Are you the one that smells of p**s because she doesn’t wash her p**sy.

eskimofinn @ 01/21/2008 at 6:26 pm

blah, blah,

I don’t know you honey and I don’t want to and unlike Hollywood, I don’t need public approval.

= )

eskimofinn @ 01/21/2008 at 6:31 pm

You people can’t say anything original. I say something and then you say ‘no -you’. Then there are a few slaps and the pulling of hair.

So what’s so original in your posts.

eskimofinn @ 01/21/2008 at 6:38 pm

Do you understand the meaning of the word ‘ignore’? Perhaps you should look it up and try again.

Eskimofinn, you really need to grow up.

eskimofinn @ 01/21/2008 at 6:47 pm

Yes Dear!

I’ll go and do that now.

Worst. Couple. Evah!

I swear I do not see the cuteness here. I’m so sick of them.

CristianeVallim @ 01/21/2008 at 7:15 pm

eskimofinn
You are a typical prostitute!. I ask God to protect my family and me. Divorce is one of the worse tragedy that a family can be victim. All this bla, bla, bla about love and to married again for me is a joke.
Hollywood and their false philosophies. Divorce means for the family poverty all over the world. It means that the children don’t have something to eat because their father isn’t there and he must choose what family he can suport. Your chidren have luck!!!. They have lot ofe babbysitters. You needn’t work and you became lot of money!!!.
.There is photografphs whose make news about you worldwide. and the people isn’t so stupid as you think. The place and society where I come from don’t acept dirty woman with unfair plays like you…You can have every money of all our huge world. The society I come you will have the same problem like king Midas from greek mithology. Everything that he touch transformed in gold. Their love daughter too. She transformed in a gold statue!. We have only one life to live!!!. Your way of life is very simple. All primitive women of shantytown have the same mentality.. A shantytown women speak with dirty way like you too. I can’t see the diference between you and a poor women of this horrible place and you!

Just Saying @ 01/21/2008 at 7:37 pm

Only a drugged out homeless person would buy these two as a real couple.

Best. Couple. EVAH! Love these two individually and as a couple.

They seem happies!
Reese has a good taste: bag and boyfriend are wonderful!

Anonymous @ 01/21/2008 at 9:49 pm

Most boring and ugliest couple out there in Hollywood. Neither is good looking and neither have any talent. And Reese is way overpaid for having nothing. There are far more prettier and talented actresses in Hollywood have don’t get the salary or recognition that Reese gets. Hollywood’s Golden *****. Yes, Reese’s management and PR people scope the blogs daily on any negative comments on her. They blog positiive comments for her to make her look good. Give me a break! Worthless midget.

anonymous1 @ 01/21/2008 at 10:21 pm

#139 you sound really ugly, talentless, boring and immature.

I totally agree with #139

anonymous1 @ 01/21/2008 at 11:16 pm

I totally agree with #136.

You deniers are truly the most pathetic people on Earth. You are so bitter and angry over something that a) you have no control over; and b) doesn’t matter anyway.

Do you idiots still believe in Santa Claus too? Do you believe that the Earth is flat?

Get a life, will ya. They’re obviously together and, for some strange unknown reason, this upsets you freaks. The thing I find funny is how the same people post over and over again using different user names. You can tell by looking at the time of the postings. You people are sad and pathetic. Check that, make it real sad and real pathetic. Part of me thinks that you are mentally deranged, part of me feels sorry for you.

NO ONE WITH ANY SENSE BELIEVES THE TOOTHY TILE THING. NO ONE. There are literally only one or two dozen of you.

Compare that with these two winning online polls for BEST COUPLE in every celebrity web site. Reese winning the PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARD for FAVORITE ACTRESS. Reese destroying Angelina Jolie after it was announced that they were number one and two highest paid actress when US Weekly did a poll asking who was most deserving. The couple winning the poll for BEST COUPLE by People, Hello Magazine, and PopSugar by LANDSLIDES! As in they win 60% to 70% and the other four couple having to share the remaining 30% to 40%. Even EOnline’s last poll showed 75+% of E viewers thought they were together. How about that for a slap in the face against Ted Casablanca. Three quarters of his own readers think he is full of merde.

So because a couple dozen brain-dead retarded people can’t accept reality and take their frustration out on Reese doesn’t mean that the rest of people feel that way. Face it, you are all alone on this one.

You can snipe, attack make all the ridiculous comments you want. But it doesn’t change the fact that: they are a couple, and the more you deny it the dumber you sound.

Why are you idiots so threatened by the truth? Face it, you were lied to by Ted Casablanca. I don’t know why you just can’t accept reality. It’s okay, you know. There are other gay celebrities to pine after. Jake just isn’t one of them.

He had more sexual chemistry with the sheep. Showmance, and a badly done showmance at that.

360 management not @ 01/22/2008 at 2:28 am

have any of you LOVE LOVE LOVE simps every been in LOVE LOVE LOVE? go to any mall in this country, nay the world ,and watch any, just any ,random couple who have been knockin boots for 7 months and are “hot for each other”… now compare body language with these two…. trust me this ain’t LOVE LOVE LOVE.. it can barely qualify as LIKE LIKE LIKE, more like BUSINESS BUSINESS BUSINESS.. 360’s programmed rebuttal to follow.

Ya right, ya wrong @ 01/22/2008 at 2:37 am

Ya Right. Ya Wrong. Open your eyes honey,look at Brad and Angie,they’re fu*king.. they touch.. he grabs her ass(as any straight dude would) that’s the way straight dudes “maul their throw”. JG is clueless. Hell my folks have been married for 25 years and they show more passion then these two phoneys. He may not be gay but he’s just not into her.

perverted WITHERSPOON family @ 01/22/2008 at 3:53 am

Reese’s brother was arrested for sexual battery

On October 5, 2002, Reese Witherspoon’s older brother, John, was arrested after he entered a Nashville neighbor’s home and tried to undress and kiss a woman while she slept.

John, 34, pled guilty to lesser charges, and according to his attorney, he “took her word for it,” because he was drunk and blacked out on the night in question. Reese, 31, helped her brother after he finished his two years on probation by making him her personal assistant on the ironically titled (and never filmed) film Our Family Trouble.

CristianeVallim @ 01/22/2008 at 5:17 am

I am agree with Anonymous#139
When you said :”Reese’s management and PR people scope the blogs daily on dailyon any negative commnt of her. They blog positive comments for her to make her look good.”
I will say you.!!! Her managements attack our computer with HACKERS AND LOT OF VIRUS TOO and I have the same suspect too!!! There was a blog http://www.fotolog.com/jakegyllenhaalbr whose had more them 1000 photos in gallery from Jake Gyllenhaal. In the end of lastr year would be destroyed. I have had the more them 3 VIRUS (troyan) that destroyed the program of my computer.
We must take precautions about these actors and actresses of Hollywood because lot of them have been working for one kind of Mafia. Jake Gyllenhaal work for the Mafia of weapons and Reese Witherspoon for religious sect and prostitution. Tom Cruise for Cientology etc…
I agree with perverted WITHERSPOON
I had read the news about this ” brother whose was arrest for sexual battery”. Reese Witherspoon has fight with a paparazzi called Todd Wallance in a Disney park and the police found him death in a Motel in Hollywood too. We can’t forget that there are 3 pedophiles in Hollywood studious.
Victor Salva whose abuse a 10 years old child in a Disney studios and would be arrest. Roman Polannski whose abuse a girl with 13 years old and Woody Allen whose live with his adopted daughter at present ( USA is a abandon country where the government and the justice don’t work and everybody can do what they would like included a weapon to kill everybody or Tom Cruise imitate the nazi Goebbels !!!).
We can’t allow that these dirty people make propaganda of their bad and prostitute philosophy.

I wonder when the baby announcement will be made ?.

love them @ 01/22/2008 at 6:49 am

I love these two together.

The haters are just jealous idiots. Of course there are photos of them doing all sorts of things:

Photos of them kissing.

Photos of them rubbing each others backs.

Photos of them laughing with each other.

Photos of them holding hands.

Photos of him giving her a piggy back.

Photos of him out with her and her children.

They’re together, the three idiots here can believe what they want. They’re obviously together. You only make yourselves look stupid.

love them @ 01/22/2008 at 6:54 am

Oh ya, I forgot, there was even a story of them having sex in an airplane.

Does any of these things count #146?

Next you will completely contradict yourself by saying that it doesn’t matter because it was all staged.

You guys just have to accept the truth. Otherwise rigimortis of the brain begins to set in if you act stupid for too long.

Also, I heard that Ted Casablanca, because of the pain of having been made to look like a complete moron and a liar, pays a half a dozen people to go around the website and spread hate and filth.

That must be who you are. You are one of his messengers of disinformation.

CristianeVallim @ 01/22/2008 at 7:30 am

Love them #150#151

You are a perverse son of *****. If you think that anti-hygienic se in an airplane is ok. Jake Gyllenhaal have a house of the women whose teach to be a prostitute and make sex with strategy. He has enoth place to transmit illness. Hepatitis, AIDs, syphilis and produce his ********. Reese Witherspoon is only a studio prostitute. Love them you are very similar of these two dirty person. It is dirty and promiscuos person like you and these two garbage that you make propaganda that transmit illness worldwise.

Cristiane your brain transmits diseases. Go and troll somewhere else.

I’m not buying these two together. It seem very convenient and just what the Dr. ordered to have this relationship appear out of nowhere.

I bet they are just friends.

Appear out of nowhere!!!, there has been sightings of them together for over a year now, only they managed to avoid the paps (I bet they wish they still had). What a bunch of losers some of you are.

LOVE LOVE LOVE these two @ 01/22/2008 at 9:01 am

Told you Cristiane’s psycho ass would show up sooner or later– right behind eskimofinn. What a coincidence.
Ah gosh, look at the time…gotta go…lol

eskimofinn @ 01/22/2008 at 9:10 am

I’d rather be in her camp than yours, because I can see right through you and your minions.

Your normality bores me!

eskimofinn @ 01/22/2008 at 9:22 am

The word Loser is thrown around alot here - let’s define it shall we!

A loser is someone who is so desperate for people to like him, that he is putty in their hands. Behind his back they laugh at how malleable he is.

A loser is someone who allows his life (work & personal) to be controlled by a bunch of simpletons, who earn a few cents above min. wage; who smile in his face and hate him behind his back, with a hate that is fuelled jealousy of what he has.

Maggie doesn’t allow them to do that and in her personal life she has a tight relationship; a husband and daughter. You’d never see her out having relationships as a part of her career strategy.

I hear that she tells you PR people how things are going to be, not the other way around. She employs you, you don’t employ her.

Now THAT is something to laugh about!

LOVE LOVE LOVE these two @ 01/22/2008 at 9:37 am

Cristiane’s psycho ass said: “have a house of the women whose teach to be a prostitute and make sex with strategy. ”

OMG, Borat’s here! LMAO

LOVE LOVE LOVE these two @ 01/22/2008 at 9:40 am

#143 and #150, we might as well give up. These people are so deluded and sick it’s not even funny. It’s like arguing with a retarded monkey– pointless and a waste of time.

eskimofinn @ 01/22/2008 at 9:42 am

Then Fu*k oFF!!

You won’t be missed.

LOVE LOVE LOVE these two @ 01/22/2008 at 9:52 am

Gosh, and you were so nice before…
okay honey, time for your meds and a nap.

Oh God the embarassing fellow Londoner is back to try and prove she is more “intelligent” than anyone else, bet she is one of those that begs in Kings Cross undergrounf.

eskimofinn @ 01/22/2008 at 10:01 am

You started with the insults Dear and I give as good as I get!

Being nice is not my mission in life.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and beg for small change.

Yawn!

eskimofinn @ 01/22/2008 at 10:04 am

P.S.

Mentioning King Cross - very interesting - bad neighbourhood - lots of hookers working the corners; or so I hear on the news.

Mmmmm, lovely!

eskimofinn, you are the real loser. Yeah insulting and putting down Jake , a person I doubt you even know, is really going to make you sound like a better person. Your condiscending attitude, as if you are some insider, doesn’t make you sound better. It only makes you sound jealous and mean spirited.

eskimofinn @ 01/22/2008 at 10:19 am

Thank you,

And to think that I wasn’t even trying!

For someone who says they are not a Jake fan, you sure do visit a lot Jake related posts on various sites eskimofinn.

eskimofinn @ 01/22/2008 at 10:36 am

Two sites including this one and I don’t remember confiding in you as to my feelings about Jake Gyllenhaal.

eskimofinn @ 01/22/2008 at 10:40 am

I enjoy coming on here - there’s nothing like a good purge.

CristianeVallim @ 01/22/2008 at 1:23 pm

Amon
You are one of manage of these actors? You are in several blogs about Jake Gyllenhaal.
You can make everything and the lobbies of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon can make all king of propaganda about them. They and you won’t convince the people to see their films.
Sometimes it is necessary to be rude when the people have difficulties to understand us but it isn’t my style!!!
Anon and Love Them are sexuals maniacs. Jake Gyllenhaal too. He make public sex and transmit sexuals illness for the people when he is with one of his prostitutes… and in airplanes is revolting…I wouldn’t like to sits near these actors and autograph of them I wouldn’t have too. It is terrible!

look, Jake just does it for self rating, she’s one of the highest-paid actresses… not love

LOVE LOVE LOVE these two @ 01/22/2008 at 2:49 pm

Hey Cristiane, you forgot me — I want to be sexuals maniacs too!

And if Jake wants, he can join us. LOL.

I hope you’re happy in your apartment with all your cats.

get a grip @ 01/22/2008 at 3:44 pm

Some of you are sounding really crazy. Projecting your own feelings on two people you don’t even know. Making up stores and judgements that have no basis in reality

#62 Maybe, just maybe, they don’t want to lay all over each other or stick their tongues down each other’s throats because someone is taking their picture.

I will go out on a limb here and say that maybe they have a little class.

There are people that bet they are only friends! (LOL)

Blind… Jake and Reese are f… good friends!

I want having this kind of friendship with him!

CristianeVallim @ 01/23/2008 at 4:35 am

Love Love Love These Two
You can do what do you want. I will only destroy yourself. You can organize a orgie or a bacanal.
I am speaking about prostitution that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal practice. When they sell themselves lot of people die. Jake Gyllenhaal is suporting for weapans industry and nowadays he join with Winterspoon to work for prostitution mafia and pornograph.
Hollywood is a bad place and bad industry. Look what is happened Heath Ledger!!! I don’t like any Hollywood films at present because this industry has been working for drogs and prostitution Mafia, the politics manipulate the actors…They provoke histeries and teach false philosophies…

I would like to have a cat but I can’t. I like animals very much!

Jake´s going to NY to Heath´s funeral and to be side by Michelle and Matilda.

After Heath´s death, Jake, as godfather, must take care of Matilda!

Since Reese has all the money, it is only fitting she give out the dollar or whatever. Jakey has to keep his for a rainy day, when nobody wants to put him in a movie.

Are these two the only actors in Hollyweird who don’t do drugs?

Answer: very likely.

CristianeVallim @ 01/24/2008 at 8:45 am

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon transmit for people sexuals illness like hepatitis, syphilis when they make dirty sex in airplanes. Jake Gyllenhaal make public sex for a long times and he has syphilis. He told in a interview that he has problems in his skin caracteristic for syphilis illneses. Reese >Witherspoon is a underground prostitute of Hollywood studios. Her films and the films Jake Gyllenhaal are acting is a failunre and give lot of less for Hollywood studios.Reese Witherspoon is a member of a very danger religious sect .
Heath Ledger was victim of people whose would like to use him. Where the idiot of women whose he has this child. He was the father of her child and if he has so many difficulties in his life was her obligation to take care about him. Michele Williams!!!! You are one of the biggest garbage of Hollywood!
I hope that the justice of this abandon country USA don’t allow that Michele Williams use the money of child inheritance!!!
I will repeat again prostitute is a social useless!

Hey Chris changed geners have we and Cristiane Valium please take an overdose and do us ALL a favour.

CristianeVallim @ 01/24/2008 at 1:17 pm

Tiisha

It is better the people of Hollywood sell all their prostitutes in other corner of streets not in our home by television. This is the motive because they have this bad films at present. This industry has a bad society!. It is person with bad person like you “Tisha” this society exist. If our society would had another principle and the people more solidarity perhaps Heath Ledger would be alive now.
Poor Heath Ledger and his parents in Australia! I saw them at telovision and they was very sad…

Exactly now, is Jake filming in New Mexico?

Jake needs to take Heath’s ashes and scatter them on Brokeback. If Heath’s parents will consent.

CristianeVallim @ 01/25/2008 at 12:06 pm

The press would be payed to say that Heath Ledger had a date with one of Olsen twin. They were “drog friend” and her bodyguards would be called to disappear all drogs whose were in Heath apartment before the police had came!!!!

Here is a nice comment from the movie critic of the London Guardian about the difference between Ledger and Gyllenhall.

Incidentally, if one wanted a definition what sets aside a star from an accomplished jobbing actor, one need look no further than the difference between Ledger’s performance and that of his screen lover and co-star, Jake Gyllenhaal.

Ledger: a star
Gyllenhaal: a “jobbing” actor

I think that movie critic is full of crap to say that about Jake.

Anonymous @ 01/26/2008 at 2:09 pm

Ya Right #143 - Let me just tell you, if you sincerely believe all of the polls out there in magazines and on-line about Reese and Jake getting all of these so called awards and nominations for being best couple, Peoples Choice Award, etc. then you are sicker than I thought you were. The truth is, all of these nominations, polls and awards are rigged. Yes, I said rigged. The Hollywood people including their managers and PR people have set it up to make them rich and famous and have done everything in their powers to make up the awards and nominations to vote them the best ever. FOr those of us who are seriously smart and see through all of it can see that neither one of them is anything more than untalented, ungood looking and stupidier than anyone else out there. Get real!

La Witherspoon has very recently shot down the idea that Jake proposed or that marriage was ever considered. Her spokesperson said there was “not an ounce of truth” in any of that. So her money is safe; all for her. LOL.

#189, you sound like the most untalented, ugly, stupid person out there. Grow up.

#189 say the truth and #139 too!
I Reese Witherspoon’s management and PR people scope the blogs daily on any negative comment of her. They blog positive comments to her to make her look good

SHE IS ONE SEXY LOOKING LADY! SHE COULD MAKE ME WALK THE LINE ANYTIME!

DO YOU HAVE BAD TASTY. IF YOU LIKE TO EAT; SMELL AND LICK EXCREMENT

if you like to EAT, SMELL or LICK EXCREMENT Reese Witherspon is a main course!

If you like to eat, smell or lick excrement… Reese Witherspoon is the main course!

Jessica Nyquist @ 04/07/2008 at 5:12 am

Aww, they are a cute couple. They seem very happy with each other. It is great that they are also generous. It is nice to see people helping the homeless.

I agree with Jessica they are awesome together and to be so nice and generous, and to take thier time out of the day and help the homeless. Go Jake and Reese!!!

they dont look like a real couple :p

“I never said I thought Reese and Jake were fauxmancing. I merely pointed out that her public persona is highly managed.”

I KNOW THAT REESE AND JAKE ARE A FAUXMANCE.

THEY ARE A COUPLE OF PR WH0RES.

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