Angelina Jolie: TWINS?

CLINIQUA

Angelina, Maniston losing her mind and airing her big fat sweaty asscrack in in the wind in Meh-hee-co, aving her squat legs in the air like a windmill (talk about a WTF is wrong with her moment!)…Paltrow being hospitalized and looking like death warmed over after her excessive farting spell…swearing to leave America forever…Okrah, skipping so fast over TAOJJ when interviewing Casey Affleck not even dwelling on his role, the story or the fact that it was a flippin’ masterpiece…oh yeah…it is way OBVIOUS what is bothering all these sad pathetic bitter crazy azz’d b*tches…Angelina Jolie IS pregnant! Muahahaha! LOL
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Cliniqua, don’t know about x and Paltrow, but didn’t Oprah do a hop, skip and a jump with Casey Afflect. She didn’t even show a scene with him and Brad. That would seem like the natural thing to do as the movie is titled TAOJJ. Not a talk with Frank James, Jesse’s brother. I told Piper with a Low that she seemed phony. Her voice sounded phony. It didn’t sound warm. You are funny. Peace

No, I think they should have triplets this time. Actually, what about quintuplets? It sounds much better and so much more economical in terms of time, effort and paper for adoption procedures. It will save a couple of forests and also eliminate the possibility of childbirth pain at every two years.

Please Brad, be a good boy and do it outright! Thank you in advance!

I don’t believe Star either but I thank them officially very much for providing me with the pretexts to pull celebrity legs.

Angie awash in Baby Talk

Multiple sources have her expecting twins, but Brangelina’s camp’s not talkin’
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http://www.eonline.com/index.jsp

Majority say Angie’s Preggers

Is everyone stating the obvious—Angelina Jolie is pregnant—or just perpetuating a juicy rumor?

The first report came earlier today, courtesy of X17. Not only did the photo agency predict Angie was with child, they said she was expecting twins.

Then another agency, Bauer Griffin, advanced the story and said Angie had been spotted at Nicole Richie’s OB-GYN.

(A picture would be nice, we know, but seems there’s no photographic proof yet…just the crazy cleavage on display at the Critics’ Choice Awards, above.)

Now, Star magazine is claiming to have confirmed that Brad and his lady are expecting a double delivery. Which, if you’re counting, would bring their brood to six kids.

But do three maybes add up to a baby (or two)? The jury’s still out in our office…unless there’s something Brangelina would like to tell us?

http://www.eonline.com/gossip/hum/index.jsp?uuid=30eb71fc-18bf-4970-b5bb-b9a985ee261c&sid=fd-hot2-more

so we’re on this ride again! there is 0% of truth in this announcement.

[~F a m o u s~] @ 01/24/2008 at 11:05 pm

i just hope these two come out healthy and normal. we all know what happen the last time. ugh!

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It must be hard for a ****** like you to have retared children

Lets wait and see…

*gags*

Rumor has it that Jennifer is shocked, (and thinks the world should be shocked too) to learn that Brad and Angelina may be pregnant - again.

Sources close to Jennifer claim that one of her friends has flown up to Vancouver where Jennifer is filming the movie Travelling to reassure her that Angelina’s pregnancy is just an abstract notion to Brad.

The source tells the rumour mill.”We are all very concerned about poor Jennifer. Luckily, we understand that Vancouver is close to the ocean. Otherwise, we just don’t know how poor Jennifer can cope.”

Passing Through,

Long time, no speak. How are you? I’ve been catching up…though, I’m going to turn-in in a few

to clear something up, nichole richie uses the same obgyn as angie, i remember when nicole richie got pregnant they mentioned she is using angie’s obgyn, it’s not unusal for stars to use the same doctor.

I think she’s pregnant but not because of star magazine.

I love Jossip’s take on this.

Angelina Jolie’s ‘PREGNANT WITH TWINS!’ Story is Somehow Everybody’s Exclusive
Twins = Door prize for not getting an Oscar nom

You’re waking up to rampant grabs for exclusive news that Angelina Jolie is once again pregnant … with twins! Star magazine’s senior exec editor Martin Gould sent out a late-night email claiming its their exclusive and “PLEASE ENSURE YOU CREDIT STAR AND LINK TO THE STARMAGAZINE.COM” (o-kay!).

Photo agency Bauer Griffin is hyping its own website scoop: “Sources have told only Bauer Griffin Online that not only is the pregnancy rumor true, and it’s twins, but that Angelina was spotted at the OB GYN office of the doctor who helped Nicole Richie.” That doctor is Dr. Jason Rothbart, whose fees just doubled.

Us Weekly seems to be falling behind, with only a Jan. 16 item that quotes George Clooney shooting down rumors of the pregnancy. Clearly he’s a stupid moron!

Even the disreputable photo agency X17 is claiming an “X17 XCLUSIVE,” with the balls to say that “other news outlets have been speculating that Angelina Jolie is once again with child, but an X17online inside source confirms that she’s not only pregnant, she’s expecting twins!” How xclusive!

Most surprising, however, is neither TMZ.com nor People have yet to post a story about it. It’s as if they’re waiting for a confirmation or something! And Bauer’s Life & Style and In Touch, which last week published one of its regular Angelina “Pregnancy News” cover stories – which is suddenly more relevant than the “Britney Spears: ‘I’m Not Crazy’” cover that hit newsstands Wednesday – is also absent from the conversation. And they live for Brangelina!

And if you think the new MySpace Celebrity has any updates for you, well, you’re probably one of those people who never decamped MySpace for Facebook.