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Eva Longoria: No Farts for Tony

Eva Longoria: No Farts for Tony

Eva Longoria arrives at her hotel in Mayfair on Thursday and later leaves for a night out partying at the private members only club, Shoreditch House, in East London.

The Desperate Housewives star made a TV appearance on UK’s Friday Night With Jonathan Ross

“I’ve been on holiday for three months, because of the writers’ strike,” she said. “I’m in heaven! I’ve gained ten pounds, I pig out on pizza.”

Eva also provided some insight on married life with basketball star Tony Parker.

“We’re still in the honeymoon phase, I love him – but I don’t fart in front of him!,” she said. “I save it for myself. You have to keep the mystery.”

Eva, 32, and Tony, 25, were married July of last year. She has the tattoo “NINE” scribed on her neck (Tony’s jersey number).

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I HATE HER She is a ******* *****. She never will be a big actress in Hollywood she will always stay the ***** from Desprate Housewives.
After Desprate housewives nobody know her because she have no Talent she has nothing.
She has a horrible fashion taste you can´t not buy a good fashion taste. I mean my girlfriends and I have not milliones but we still have a great sence of fashion like so many others WOMAN IN THE WORLD . And all these rich ******* will never have this.

being mexican i know we normally have -boxy-shapes be4 and after birth. the curvy latinas are puerto ricans, spainards, argentinas, ect. eva is to thin now,jmo. jessica alba ,salma are curvy but thats not the norm.i wish it was. im jealous of how she pulls the wool over peoples eyes and have so much money thats it.

No problem Eva, the farts and hags are on this board.

frigid, plastic salope

rhymes with witch @ 01/25/2008 at 9:06 pm

this woman is so unbelievably stupid. I used to wonder what the attraction was, her being older, but in actuality, she has the emotional maturity of a 15 year old so I guess its a match made in heave.

shut up dumb ***** & die… wrong person was taken this week… ****!

remember da truth @ 01/25/2008 at 11:53 pm

Every time I see her flaunting her celebrity like this, I think how damned lucky she was that Vanessa Marcil went to the show Vegas instead of auditioning for Desperate Housewives. Eva Longoria is a poor man’s Vanessa Marcil.

I’ll be very surprised if she gets another job with DH ends. She acts like it’s going to last forever and she’s a big star, but she is going to get a rude awakening.

No farting in front of your husband?

Wow. She mustn’t be very comfortable with him then.

Seems pretty honest to me

Thats not even how the interview went Jared. She didnt briing up farting! Jeez youve made her sound gross.

You’re like making up quotes. Thats so dumb.

Tony doesn’t seem like the sharpest tool in the shed and this match screams “woman on a mission”. I don’t think she’s too far from character in real life; you know the kind of woman who will tell you she’s not getting any younger, set up an candle light dinner supposedly for you and all the while baiting the big question. And its safe to deduce she didn’t go for the marrying your best friend route, no comfort level and all game. Tacky through and through.

Aaww! I Luv Her!!!

what do you Americans actually have in your heads instead of brains?
This is such a shallow society there and people are commenting on stupid things like farts.
And why the hell are comments altered which include words like **** or **** or anything?
For heavens sake these are common words of everyday language.
this country is just paranoid. Everybody goes berserk because of a revealed nipple but nobody wonders why school kids can buy a gun around the corner.
You are a bizarre nation and you deserve Bush - he made the already bad reputation your country has even worse!

where is my comment?

haha, oh my gosh, she’s hilarious ^^

Regardless, she’s still hot, and I’d still love to see her **** lol.

I love Eva Id let her **** in mymouth all night lick id eat her thong after she has worn it 50 days straight Id love to smell her ***** it smells like perfume I bet

I love Eva Id let her **** in mymouth all night lick id eat her thong after she has worn it 50 days straight Id love to smell her ***** it smells like perfume I bet

I bet Eva Longorias gas smells awsome!!
mmmmm

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