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Miranda Kerr: G’day Australia!

Miranda Kerr: G’day Australia!

High-flying model and Victoria’s Secret stunner Miranda Kerr glams up for the G’Day USA: Australia Week 2008 black tie gala at NYC’s Waldorf Astoria on Saturday.

The 24-year-old Aussie dimple-faced supermodel highlighted her toned back in a glitzy plunging gown.

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206 Comments

# 1

yay first… omg i luv her dress!!!

# 2

she has really cute dimplez and her dress is fab!!

# 3
Original Amber @ 01/27/2008 at 1:07 am

Mmm…she is so hot and perty. Finally, a VS model who’s not a 10 ft. tall skeleton.

# 4

australian’s are hott

# 5

She seems really nice and she’s a beautiful girl!!

# 6

Ooh la la! That is one HOT looking lady!

# 7

luv Miranda she is beautiful and a healthy great model.

# 8

I missed the old days when models didn’t look like boney aliens.

# 9

she’s so gorgeous !

She doesn’t look like a bony alien to me. I’m a little jealous about how cute her face is.

I think it should be illegal for women to pull their hair back like that. I just personally dislike it like crazy. Let the tresses flow!

love her dimple!

flat boobs and no curves? that’s odd for a underwear model. You would think she would have a curvey figure and not just be skinny.
Very average girl without that gallon of makeup on her face.

Official PR release @ 01/27/2008 at 7:33 am

Oh, there she is! Cabbage Patch Miranda! She does love her publicity. Miranda is made of the best synthetic materials that her PR staff could find! For love of money and fame, she’ll let you fellas give her stuffing a poke to find out! Our factory artisans have really outdone themselves with this one – from the ever-present press releases to the manufactured smile! For those of you who don’t know, she is just like saccharin – sweet, artificial, and unhealthy when consumed in large quantities! Just call her “Sweet-n-Lowlife!”

lol @ #15 @ 01/27/2008 at 7:48 am

Perfect! However, I think the ‘Sweet -n-Lowlife’ title might be out there already. I don’t think she is going to be able to find another famous boyfriend once the word gets out on how she tried to set the last one up.
Her modeling work isn’t going so well on its own either. I think Victoria Secrets is the only one she has left and as already mentioned they aren’t featuring her much. Last I heard she wasn’t involved in the Superbowl commercial and she wasn’t with the rest of the girls in Esquire Magazine.
By-the-way, it doesn’t seem OB was there with her. There have been two sightings of him in LA and the last one was Saturday.

Official PR release @ 01/27/2008 at 8:09 am

Well, # 16, there’s always Hustler magazine (if they’ll have her)! I think she’s not classy enough for Playboy or Penthouse. Maybe she can get Brandon Davis to finance some boobies for her. The only problem with that is the implants might be repoed whenever Brandon finally gets arrested for drug-dealing.

Who’s already been assigned to “Sweet-n-Lowlife”?!

can you please let the factory know they have a few defects in this model. The face is way too shinny-greasy and how do such small flat boobs have stretch marks? Yes, look at the close ups.

There’s something painful about that contrived smile and whenever I hear her in interviews, she does this really cliche Australian accent and always talks about how “grounded” she is. Ugh!

Wow, that’s shiny!

I always find it weird when I see models and actresses and such looking so shiny. I mean, supposedly they have access to all these great products and professional make-up artist and what not, right?

And # 16, what boyfriend? From what I’ve been seeing on the blogs she and OB knew each other, then went on two or three dates, then she started getting too cozy with the tabs and he took off.

No wonder the man says dating is hard for him; it seems like most women he gets with are more interested on the publicity he can provide than in him. Even Penelope Cruz, who’s definitely higher in the pecking order than him, was using the rumours about the two of them to help her Oscar run.

I just don’t think this girl is attractive when she’s not airbrushed into looking like something else. She’s very pretty in most of her VS shots, but that’s fake, we all know those girls are airbrushed to death in those.

she looks pretty

U.G.L.Y and her face is way too greasy EWWWWWWWWWWWW.

kind of looks like a cabbage patch face over a doll body very gross, and her dress looks so cheap.

Who would wear clunkly black shoes with that kind of dress? Doesn’t she have a stylist? It looks tacky. Wrong shoes girl.

Did she lost her hair???????? and why her face is so shiny?????

yes, indeed @ 01/27/2008 at 9:45 am

@22 yes, it’s true. Look at her normal pictures here when she is just hanging out in LA with Brandon Davis.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/11/20/miranda-kerr-brandon-davis/all-comments/#comments

What a bad posture, she doesn’t look like a model at all. Everything is cheap about her.

I am lucia and I have to say you that you are very biutiful for me

tacky very tacky, Miranda+Brandon Davies awwwwww what a nice greasy couple.

They are the ugliest couple around she’s gross and he’s beyond gross.

For some reason she just doesn’t scream Victoria’s Secret model to me. She seems low-rent.

you can tell by the times that’s the first few post were very likely people from Australia trying to hype her here in the states. Sorry people, it ani’t going to work. People don’t like her here and they know what she is all about!
HAHAHA, Orlando never acknowledged her and she talked about him all the time to the papers that he was her new boyfriend. She will just be known as some girl that he er,, well, how do we say it nicely, he err, had some fun with her for a little while. If she tries to talk about him more to the papers it will just make her look really bad.

misslovely @ 01/27/2008 at 10:20 am

Oh please Jared Why are you talking about her? she has no talent whatsoever and she’s not even that pretty.
She’s just another famewh*re.

Another PR Release? @ 01/27/2008 at 10:28 am

I might have one - It’s greasy, sleezy, publicity-seeking girl! Do you think it’s too close to Covergirl’s ad?

Wow, sweet and beautiful. I remember her in the “I Get Along” pet shop boys video in black and white
http://arabaquarius.blogspot.com/

Cute, like a sprite.

aussie press @ 01/27/2008 at 10:58 am

the aussie press is making fools of themselves again. Two papers wrote about this event last week and both said they were hedging their bets on Orlando being here with her. So that didn’t happen either!
How long are they going to milk this thing? I really hope it gets to the point where Orlando does something about it and really makes her look like a fool.
Even if he didn’t walk the red carpet with her-which Orlando never does-there still would have been reports of him being there or arriving alone.

AH OH! I see wrinkles, Miranda. Better brush up on that botox.

Wrinkles? Where?

WickedWench @ 01/27/2008 at 11:13 am

Wow, somebody really forgot to wax off. Her face is water resistant.

If you google Orlando’s name and news today, you’ll find a story about Miranda not being resigned with Portman’s, which we are led to believe is just fine with her. That way she can be closer to Orlando. This girl loves PR and will do anything or anyone to get it.

The sad part about all of that is that Aussie press simply will not get it through their thick skulls that America does not want Miranda. She is not liked by the public here. The members of the public who know who she is do not find her attractive as a model. And people who know her as a person find her to be incredibly fake.

I think this whole event last night was not well-attended by any really big name stars except for maybe Julian McMahon and Jessica Alba. Julian was there because he was getting an award and Jessica was there to present it to him. Other than that, just Miranda and some other D-list celebs attended.

As for Orlando, he plays the PR game himself, so it would not surprise me in the least that they are dating. He doesn’t have much going on for himself right now, so maybe it’s okay to be aligned with someone who’s getting her name on the websites and rags.

Since she’s been dropped by Portman’s and not included in Victoria’s Secret current campaign (according to someone else’s post earlier), maybe they can be unemployed together. They could leave the US for their own countries and live their lives without forcing themselves down our throats.

supernaked model oww where have you been? paps were missing you. ı’m sure you was missing them more.(wink wink)

The press in OZ doesn’t know anymore. They are just guessing now. I think she was talking to the DT before but maybe if something happened and they aren’t together anymore she doesn’t want to tell them that and look silly. It doesn’t make sense now. If they are still together why keep making a fool of yourself by saying he is going to show up and he never does and never acknowledges you exist. Thats why it seems to me that maybe it is true that she tried to trick him over Christmas and they are no more. If they are still dating she is allowing him to let her look like a stood up idiot and the pr can’t be worth it because she just looks like a fool or worse a ho who gets around.

here is where it was said in the aussie press they were thinking he would go last night..they didn’t know, just wishing However, back in Decemeber it was obvious she was speaking with the DT and others since they had exact quotes and they met her at the airport and she posed with her cell phone that she was just talking to orlando on. Oh, and, she hinted at him coming out there “by the end of the week”. which no one but her could have known to tell them.Since he didn’t show there is no telling if she told them anything else or why. Maybe they are just holding out hope for her.

And please note the DT is still lying for her about her age. She is 24 and will be 25 in April.

++HERALD SUN
Edition 1 - FIRSTTUE 22 JAN 2008, Page 020
Special role for model Miranda

FROM Gunnedah to Manhattan, model Miranda Kerr will step out this weekend in New York to display her Australian pride at the finale of this year’s G’Day USA celebrations.
Kerr will be one of the special guests at the sold-out Merino 200 and Jacob’s Creek Australia Day Gala at Manhattan’s Waldorf Astoria Hotel on Sunday.
It’s not known who the Aussie stunner will bring as her plus-one to the black-tie gala, although she’s rumoured to be dating heart-throb Orlando Bloom.
Nip/Tuck star Julian McMahon will be honoured at the party.
He will be introduced to about 1000 guests by his Fantastic Four co-star, A-list actor Jessica Alba.

Sydney Confidential
By HOLLY BYRNES, SARAH GRANT and ANGELA SAURINE

Kerr on top of fashion world
NO matter which way you look at her, Aussie beauty Miranda Kerr is one model on top of her game right now.
Posing on a towering Tokyo skyscraper for the upcoming autumn/winter collections catalogue for David Jones, it’s easy to see
how Kerr has gone from ordinary Gunnedah gal to all-conquering queen of fashion.
In a testament to her rising star status, the leggy stunner has also been invited to be a special guest at the sold-out G’Day USA Australia Day gala at iconic Manhattan hotel, The Waldorf Astoria, on Saturday.
While many eyes will be focused on her, there will be equal attention given to her date for the night — with most hedging their bets on it being Hollywood heartthrob Orlando Bloom.
Nip/Tuck star Julian McMahon will be honoured at the glamourous black tie event, after being introduced to the 1000 guests by his Fantastic Four co-star Jessica Alba.
Kerr’s latest Japanese shoot for David Jones follows her recent strut down the catwalk for the Aussie retailer alongside last year’s youth brands ambassador Elyse Taylor and the face of DJs Megan Gale.
While Gale has announced she’s stepping off the catwalk to focus on pursuing a film career, a long-term deal will see the veteran clotheshorse step out as brand ambassador for the department store for a while yet.
Could the 23-year-old Kerr be the next in line to wear the crown as DJs catwalk queen? +++

She’s fabulous! But her dimples make her look much younger, so every time I see her in a Victoria’s Secret commercial I’m sickened, until I remember she’s 24 and not 15.

–read my blog at http://fashionpoirot.blogspot.com

Please refrain from trying to speak for all of America. There are MANY of us who quite enjoy our doses of Orlando and would be most unhappy if he were to go away.

It’s not just America that dislikes her. most people i know (I live in Australia) can’t stand her. If anything, we’re tryin to hype her up so some other country will take her away from us for good! She does our country a disservice with that greasy forehead and her famewhoring antics.

Too greasy to handle, and this fake smile has to go.

Tough crowd for a bunch of people who couldn’t lick her shoe. The gal is very pretty and classy.

Lauren
If you live in Australia you should write-or email the daily telegraph. Someone there must like her, or hmm, have a ‘relationship’ with her as they are the ones that hype her a few times a week. I have read on a live journal that she isn’t that popular in Australia but it is just that paper(or tabloid) that has a thing for her so they push her out there.

Last I heard there were people from Australia taking about that now famous pottsy revelation and they thought it was true.

Well, Lenny, I think she would probably let you lick her shoe or anything else for the right price. I personally wouldn’t want to lick her shoe (or anything else of her’s), especially the shoes she’s wearing. They’re tacky and don’t go with her dress!

Lenny, baby, no one here wants to lick this girls shoe or even go anywhere near her. She’s been hanging out with Brandon Davis so who knows what she let him lick on her.

Classy? You must not know much about her.

Now, let me see,,,,,
She is Australian. She is in New York for Fashion Week. She attends an event honoring Aussie/American relations in New York. Gets photographed on the red carpet, just like everyone else, and is a “famewhore”?? How?
Her only crime is daring to date Orlando and keeping him from finding his one true-love(s)….meaning the hateful posters in this thread. Shame on you Miranda! How dare you be a pretty girl that touched their Orlando! Shame on you!

I do find it funny that in an earlier thread, people were ragging on her representing Portman’s. They claimed that it meant nothing, and that if she were important, she would be modeling for David Jones. Well, now she has left Portmans, and is modeling for David Jones, and they say her career is on the downslide. Hmmmmm.

As for Orlando, he was seen having lunch with Oscar nominee Laura Linney. They were discussing an upcoming project. Yeah. His career is over too. Guess that it’s a good thing that he has 30 million in the bank.

I just don’t understand where all of this hatred is coming from. Hasn’t Heath’s death made you realize that life is too short to waste it on hate?

#51 MIRANDA KERR CLASSY WHAT A JOKE. The fact that you are using the word “GAL” to describe a woman says a lot about you LOL.
YOU SEEM AS VULGAR AS HER.

oh those shoes!? @ 01/27/2008 at 12:31 pm

seriously, about those shoes!!! That is so wrong for that dress.
Are those strings suppose to be hanging off at the bottom of the dress? I know sometimes there is a style for that but it doesnt seem like they are consistent. Just a few randon threads lose or something.
Very cheap indeed. And back to the shoes–mercy. Is the dress borrowed and she didn’t have enough money for shoes to match? I just don’t get it.

####### to 55: what a stupid comment, you’re so retarded.
You said, that Orlando had a lunch with Laura Linney for an upcomming project, wich is very good. And after you’re saying that is career is over. ???????????????
Very stupid indeed. You’re an idiot.
Good for you Orly I hope that you’ll make a movie with Laura she’s such a great actress.

#55
She isn’t called a famwhore for last night. It’s all the talking to the press before that and her other antics.

Most people here aren’t Orlando fans so that isn’t the case this time.

You also read the Portmans/David Jones thing wrong as well. On the last thread they were saying she lost the Portmands gig-not that it meant nothing. The point was that VS is her only real campaign and she isn’t working for them as much as the other VS girls are.
So far she is not the lead girl for Davis Jones- Megan Gale is. Miranda just did a shoot with them.

#58
Sarcasm just flies right over your head doesn’t it?

I was supporting “Orly”. Now go back and re-read it.

Name Required @ 01/27/2008 at 12:45 pm

Am I missing something? I don’t see Orlando anywhere in these pictures why are we bringing him up? Because they went on a few dates and she used those opportunities to get some free publicity? That actually happens a lot in showbiz and apparently it appears to be working for her. Who gave a rat **** about her before Orlando was mentioned? Still it doesn’t seem to have gotten her far, Orlando can’t do for a model’s career what Leonardo DiCaprio can.

I think it’s a copy of a Versace gown I saw the other day. She’s so cheap.

RANDOM POSTER @ 01/27/2008 at 12:51 pm

At least when Leo dates a model he acknowledges her and isn’t ashamed to be seen with her. I think Orlando was at least smart enough not to go public with this one. Maybe he got tipped off or something.You can only go so far with the ‘rumored boyfriend’ line or people are going to think you’re crazy. Don’t worry, Name Required, people aren’t going to be talking about this one much longer. She was invited to this event because she is an aussie but other than that she is a nobody in the US so we won’t be seeing much more of her if Orlando or her next victim don’t decide to walk the red carpet with her.

I just saw on ONTD that Heath’s private memorial was held yesterday, in Beverly Hills.
I’m sure that is where Orlando was. Even is he had planned to go to the dinner with Miranda, he had to be in LA to say goodbye to his friend.

right.
So then what was his reason for not going to OZ when she said he was also?
We don’t know for sure if he was at the memorial or not. No one knows yet if he was even in LA .

what's in a name @ 01/27/2008 at 1:17 pm

There were only 15 people at the memorial for Heath Ledger and it is highly improbable that Orlando was among them. They mentioned Naomi Watts, surely they would have mentioned any other noteworthy names. But more to the point, stop using Heath Ledger’s name for your agenda. He has nothing to do with Orlando and Miranda and their relationship or lack of same. It’s disrespectful to even bring Mr. Ledger up.

Back to Orlando. There was no Christmas in Oz. No New Year’s in Oz. No Birthday in Oz. Orlando has been seen by fans in London and Los Angeles. Ms. Kerr is doing whatever she does in NYC. Whatever grand romance people envisioned simply never existed. Friends. Friends with benefits, who knows, who cares. It’s time now for everyone to accept that he’s just not that into Miranda. And vice versa.

can I ask where you are getting your info on the memorial?
If it is the same ONTD can you provide the link?

what's in a name @ 01/27/2008 at 1:27 pm

67: I don’t know what ONTD’s source is, I saw this:

Family and friends, including ex-girlfriend Naomi Watts, came together to remember Heath Ledger at a special memorial dinner held in his honor on Saturday.

The intimate event took place at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Around 15 people wore black for the occasion as they reminisced about the 28-year-old actor who was found dead in Manhattan on Tuesday.

An onlooker tells Usmagazine.com, “Even though it was a sad occasion, everyone was smiling, hugging each other and holding hands. It was a really positive group.”

Earlier that evening, the group, including Ledger’s mother, Sally and sister Kate, had gathered for a short memorial at the Westwood Village Memorial Park. Australia’s

http://www.usmagazine.com/LA_Memorial_Held_For-Heath_Ledger

Did Jake not go then, either?

Man, there are a lot of jealous women here dissing her. And who ever said that america doesn’t want her is a fool. Don’t speak for a whole country and she has a lot of fans in the states.

Just because she’s gone on a few dates with Orlando doesn’t mean she’s a famewhore or a bad person. At least he seems to like her a little and not look like he wants to hurt himself when he’s with her. Ohhhhh, maybe that’s why there is so much jealousy.

oh please @ 01/27/2008 at 1:44 pm

sorry to break it to you Ricki but this isn’t about Orlando. He is having his own issues now.

However, it doesn’t seem like he has ever acknowledged your darling Miranda even after she tells the media he is her boyfriend. She is looking very silly at this point with her phantom boyfriend. He better thow her a bone soon or she is really going to look like a desperate ho.

How do you know if he looks like that with her? the only pics so far were him coming out of a club/restaurant drunk and a couple in Hong Kong where you can’t see his face.

whatever happened with them it is looking like it is over. Either that or she enjoys looking stupid as she pitches this to the press only to be stood up twice. Don’t say its just the press-its pretty well known that she talks to them.

tomato and cabbage soup. @ 01/27/2008 at 1:46 pm

#70 RICKY; Oh stop whining bitc*. Miranda is a attention w*ore.
That is a fact, so don’t come in here talking cr*p. Stupid moron.
American and actually almost everybody don’t even know her.
She’s just a cheap model.

boyfriend? @ 01/27/2008 at 1:48 pm

She has NEVER said that he is her boyfriend.
When asked, she always says that she isn’t “with anyone”.
At least get your facts straight when you try to insult someone.

“At least he seems to like her a little and not look like he wants to hurt himself when he’s with her.”

No, he just was so ashamed he had to hide behind a huge silver umbrella and then hide his face in his lap in the back seat of a car as she played driver.

yes, boyfriend @ 01/27/2008 at 2:03 pm

yes she did. She was shouting it from the rooftops over Christmas.
She is great at giving the DT one story but then to look innocent she tells something different the next day to another paper. Even WHO magazine said it was confimed and that is like the OZ PEOPLE who often gets things from the pr peeps. Either way, she does have a ‘close’ relationship with the DT.
Think about it. The DT meets her at the airport and takes her pictures. They catch her on the phone chatting with loverboy and record what was said. She has no problem posing with that cell phone held up high. Then they write that it is confirmed they are dating and loverboy is expected to be there by the end of the week. She is known for talking to them
Then, lo and behold the next day she has a friend talk to another paper to say ‘just friends’ and that he isn’t here ‘no’. (not that he isn’t coming) the MO has always been to get her message out there but then give a just friends quote to another paper so she can try and tell Orlando that she has always said it that way.

I know most people even think it was her that called in that dinner in October that mysteriously had the main source as the DT about a dinner in New York. How would they know about that in oz if no one called them? Why would a random person in NY think to call OZ before page 6? Or what random person would have even reconized Miranda Kerr? If it was a random person and not her or her PR it would have been ” Orlando and random chubby cheeked brunette had dinner last night”
Then of course she gave another strange denial after that as well.

No one can prove that she called him her boyfriend. that’s crap.

And I think they are friends, maybe with benefits, but whatever romance there was seems to be over, so what’s with all the jealousy? Because she’s a beautiful woman that turns men on. And please, people in the states know who she is. To say otherwise is stupid and wishful thinking.

bimboland @ 01/27/2008 at 2:31 pm

Ricki you’re so funny really I enjoy your posts. American doesn’t care about her, she’s a nobody.
She only turns pervs on my dear *lol*.

yes, boyfriend @ 01/27/2008 at 2:32 pm

once again, Ricki it isn’t jealousy. Who is to say people here are crazy about Orlando? That has nothing to do with it. If jealousy is the only card you can play thats pretty sad. In other words you know there is no excuse for what she did.

You know she got caught in her game and now she looks like fool and a ho. A cheating ho if you believe the other rumors.

Yes, she did tell the world she was dating him. Did you see the DT article with her posing with the cell phone? How pathetic was that?
“look at me talking on the phone with my British boyfriend who is coming to see me by the end of the week”. And then he never showed up!!!!!!!!
Good thing is she won’t be able to play this game again because anyone with any credibility will know about it. So, you think she is great? Okay, let’s see how famous she gets on her own with no mention of any boyfriends, Or ‘rumored boyfriends’. She is already losing jobs.

I don’t want to be mean but I don’t think she’s hot at all. That’s why Victoria secrets is not using her a lot.

Sheesh, if you are going to speak for an entire nation, at least try to do it with some grammatical coherency.

“American doesn’t care about her, she’s a nobody.”

Should be either:
America doesn’t care about her, she’s a nobody.
or
Americans don’t care about her, she’s a nobody.

Stay in school.
School will also teach you that generalizations can get you in trouble. It’s best to steer clear of them.
Thanks

she’s so cute! reminds me of a younger and happier daria werbowy. i don’t understand where all the hate is coming from but i guess some people just love to hate. it’s what some people wake up for everyday, to just spend their lives throwing negativity in all directions. i feel sad for them.

I think that she is a beautiful girl.
She looks fresh-faced and glamorous at the same time.

No, #78, I didn’t read that article, you want to know why? Because I’m not obsessed with anyone who is associated with Orlando. And you say you’re NOT jealous? Riiiiight.

Those miranda’s fans are so retarded they are whining about everything. Very pathetic indeed. Gosh it’s only a small mistake what a big deal.
Let’s talk about the amount of grease she has on a dirty face that’s more interesting. #77 you should go back to school too your post is full of ******.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHE’S SO GREASY.

What’s wrong with her hair? she reminds me of Brandon Davies are they together?

yes, boyfriend @ 01/27/2008 at 2:59 pm

LOL at 83!
Is that the best you got? Still trying to use the jealousy angle?
I didn’t search for that article it was posted on LJ and elsewhere so I read it and laughed my butt off at it also.
She looked like a silly little girl.

So please, do tell us, where is her british boyfriend who was meant to come to oz for the holidays? How come the aussie press won’t report on that.

she looks gross and cheap that’s all I can say sorry guys.

She’s the next Tara Reid.

MIRANDA, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BOYFRIEND WHO WAS COMING TO SEE YOU IN OZ????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

DID YOU GET STOOD UP IN YOUR HOMETOWN?
DID KATE BOSWORTH GET ALL THE ATTENTION IN THE PRESS THAT WEEK?
DID HE FIGURE OUT YOU WERE SETTING HIM UP TO GET CAUGHT BY THE PAPS AND CHANGED HIS MIND ABOUT COMING AND ABOUT YOU TOO?
IF NOT WHY HASN’T HE BEEN SEEN WITH YOU SINCE?

HAHAHA!
Give Brandon Davis a call.

Virginie+☀ @ 01/27/2008 at 3:16 pm

Her face seems to small for her body how strange.

Her dress is horrid, can someone please tell her that christmas is finish?

Her face is too damn shiny, that poor h* can’t afford a good powder or what.

bimboland @ 01/27/2008 at 4:40 pm

#80 aw I forgot a little “s”, please don’t cry baby I’ll fix it.
AMERICANS DON’T LIKE HER, SHE’S A NOBODY.

bimboland @ 01/27/2008 at 4:42 pm

and AMERICANS DON’T CARE ABOUT HER, SHE’S A NOBODY.
HAPPY NOW.

sillybilly @ 01/27/2008 at 4:49 pm

Damn, she’s the next Jessica Simpson . lol

I wasn’t crying, sweetums.
I was laughing at you.
Silly girl.

bimboland @ 01/27/2008 at 5:02 pm

#97 Don’t lie I’m sure you were crying lol.

everything is too shiny:the face, the dress, the hair…

Diedre Rachid-barlow @ 01/27/2008 at 5:23 pm

Ken, its over Ken.

He’s just not that into her.. obviously. Maybe he just likes to do with her what most men like to do with models- shag em!

-she looks kind of dumb.-

She’s a model who has not managed her career very well as of late, so, I guess, you’re right - she looks kind of dumb. She really needs to buy a full length mirror or get her eyes checked. Everything is just wrong about this get up: she barely has the boobs to fill up the bust, her face doesn’t have a simple glow - it’s way too greasy like everyone has mentioned, the hairdo is way too severe and the shoes don’t go with the outfit.

As for people thinking that posters are “hating” because of jealousy, jealous of what? She has ruined her own reputation by her own trashy actions. The only thing that we have done is said that we don’t buy her PR. She loves PR. If you read anything that she and her people put out, it makes you want to gag! The most recent stuff includes her birthday plans for crying out loud!

As for her modeling, I think she appeals to the pedophile set. She really does not have a body that a real woman should want.

lol. I saw that in the press about he birthday plans in oz. Do you think they will still be saying that Orlando is suppose to be there in oz for it by then or will they let it go by April?
Keep the dream alive oz! He still might show up one day

Karma baby, Karma

actually, I hope Orlando gets a new girlfriend soon and takes her on a well photographed trip to Sydney! That would be a hoot.

Heath Fan @ 01/27/2008 at 6:48 pm

I doubt Orlando was at Heath’s funeral, they weren’t that close.

Heath Fan @ 01/27/2008 at 6:49 pm

Sorry I meant memorial not funeral.

We can bet on one thing - if Miranda gets an opportunity to go out on the town any where near Orlando (or any other actor/celebrity), she’ll let the Aussie press know. She’ll probably call the paps and let them know all the details so she can get her picture taken. Then she’ll put on that same fake smile and act all surprised that someone took her picture. You have to remember those pictures of her and Greasy Bear on this site. I wondered at the time just how many stores did they have to go to before the paps showed up to take her picture. Her shelf life as a model isn’t that long, so she probably wants to dredge up more PR to get work.

#102 Amen to that, you said it all. thanks Tiffany.

#106 They just did one movie together (Ned Kelly) and I also don’t think they were that close. R.I.P Heath.

Diedre Rachid-barlow @ 01/27/2008 at 7:21 pm

well said Tiffany! It makes one wonder if BRENT/JAY was glad to get rid of her! Maybe she has turned into such a famewhore that he dumped her! I dunno how he put up with her for 2 years! She has **** written thru her like a stick of blackpool rock

Diedre Rachid-barlow @ 01/27/2008 at 7:24 pm

I agree that she looks like a pre pubescent girl, makes you wonder (if Orlando fancied her that is) what he is into- esp after Kate when she was at her worst when dating him and had the same kind of 12 year old girl kind of body. :/

i know j.h and i also know for a fact that everything in the now infamous perez hilton comment from “pottsy” was the truth.

but lets just say that it was only a small, tame version of the events…yes, the reality was a lot worse.

miranda may be cute, but she’s trouble and she has hurt a lot of people.

the damage she has caused to some people and their lives will never heal.

why is it that girls from small towns who get discovered at around 13, seem to have a perfect life and appear to have it all together in public (thanks to well-rehearsed fascades) actually crumble like britney spears at a certain point?

she may “smile” in public, but this girl has some serious issues and no sense of reality.

Diedre Rachid-barlow @ 01/27/2008 at 7:53 pm

so poster 111-np are you saying that she cheated on Brent/Jay with Orlando??? Do you know when she started doing that and how long it lasted, I mean do u know if Orlando has now dumped her IF thats the case?

I must admit I do see a very contrived, fake girl when I look at her, I think she looks like she could be a right b1tch!

I’m glad Orlando got out when he did. I don’t think he was totally innocent if he cheated while she was with Jay but she was the one in a relationship and carries more responsibility. I hope he knows the whole truth about her now. It’s kind of freaky to watch the video where she was lying about the April situation. It was just so easy for her to do!! Seemed a bit cold to me. Well, I have a feeling world will travel fast in OZ and New York and I doubt she will have the oppertunity to do this to many other people.

oops. Meant to say “word” will travel fast. Not world.

@112
You ask why young girls who start at that age end up screwed up?
Well, although there are a few execptions, I think it has a lot to do with the fact that it is ingrained in them that they are sex objects at such a young age and it becomes their only selling point. Miranda reminds me of the type of girl that thats all she knows and thats the only way she knows how to relate to men. When that happens they become extremely manipulative and excellent at their game. However, it does appear that Miranda did get busted at hers this time.

why oh why @ 01/27/2008 at 8:43 pm

why in the heck did it take Orlando a whole extra month to figure it all out? I guess when it all hit the fan in November she was able to lie her way out of it and say it wasn’t true. Maybe it took him being screwed over for him to investigate all that was being said.Who knows what else she must have lied about.
She did make him look like a fool but it could have been a lot worse and at least he is having the last laugh(and probably Jay as well) since she is really looking pitiful now.

oooba dooba @ 01/27/2008 at 9:03 pm

Maybe a photo op/publicity set-up by Atelier Condos in April and a shared lunch with a couple of other people in October should not have been called dates or dating. Casually hanging out is more like it. People do it all the time. With or without casual one night stand sex.

Miranda should have her hair in an elegant chignon or glammed up pony tail, and she needs a bit more emphasis on the eyes, IMO. Her shoes are all wrong for that dress. I agree with other people on that. The extra threads at the hem should have been cut off. Diamond stud earrings would have been a nice touch as far as simple elegant accessories go. She needs to powder her T-zone and cheeks.

As for Orlando’s maybe-girlfriends, I think he and they need to sit down and hammer some things out. Big time. And if he resents being set up or used by them, maybe he needs to start looking at women with a different set of eyes and judging them by a different set of criteria. He said he likes women of character. Strong women of character who have a strong sense of self.

He seems to end up with the strong ambitious types.

Not meaning to rag on you Ricki, but many people who couldn’t stand Orlando’s exgirlfriend were called jealous as well, and many insisted that they weren’t. The fact of the matter is that Orlando’s female companions really only have to please HIM, but his fans definitely have their own opinions about them! Miranda’s reputation seems to be shot in some circles.

I remember seeing those pics back in April and somehow having a feeling that it wouldn’t be the last we would be seeing of Miranda, I dunno why. I think I just found it odd as to how a VS model would be a “good friend” of his all of a sudden! He had been rumored to have went to the VS show the following December and I wonder if he hadn’t liked what he had saw and wanted her then. I think Orlando has always wanted to date a model for a longtime,(a lot of his friends have dated models and he used to fancy supermodels when he was younger) as not long before Miranda showed up with him again in October he was hitting on that Model in that nightclub before the car crash- she looked similar to Miranda, a few weeks later Orlando is pictured with Kerr and we find out that her and Jay have split up a few months previous. Which is rather “convenient” and paves the way for the “Orlando is with Miranda” stuff.

It was all very weird and that I cant deny! I just hope he has realised what she is!

Also, it’s rather sad the way she blatantly lies about her age. She was born in 1983 - NOT 1985 as she tries to make everyone believe. I know for a fact because I was invited to her 21st birthday party in 2004, and because she won the Dolly model contest at the age of 13 in 1997. This makes her 24, not 22. She’s turning 25 this April. Gosh, Miranda must think people are dumb. Although she and her PR are the real idiots for being extremely bad liars.

lies lies lies @ 01/27/2008 at 9:38 pm

what’s really weird about that also is the way the daily telegraph lies for her about it. They must know the truth since the have covered her since she was a kid. I noticed the Herald paper in OZ had it right. What is the connection with the DT that they are so in love with her there?
As for the PR team, yes, they actually came out with a press release and lied about her age and said she was 22 just about 2 months ago.
Last month whoever emailed the airport pics to Jared tried to do the same thing but thankfully he corrected it when he was shown she is really 24.

oooba dooba’
I swear your long post are so painfully annoying sometimes.
First of all there were more times than just April and the October dinner.
How about when she was in LA for the gallery and stayed for a while. How about the VS show in November and the first one in October. And Hong Kong and then LA again late December??? Maybe they were with each other from Hong King until they got back to LA?That’s a lot more than a couple of dates and those are only the ones we know of so I am sure there were more.
And of couse it is unkown just how many times she came to London to hook up while he was there for his play from June to September.

I doubt she went to London during June-sept, as I know for a fact she was still with Jay then, I was on his REAL myspace and she was still on his friends leaving sweet mesages to himAND he only put that pop video that he had done with Miranda in it around July/aughst, added to that Orlando fans watched him like a hawk EVERYNIGHT during those months and nobody saw her- how odd-so I dont think she split from Jay until SEPT like is reported, I dont think she cheated with Orlando on Jay anyhow!

The fans wouldn’t have reconized her if she just went in the front door to the play. He was always at another entrance doing the signing. If they were hooking up and trying to hide it I’m sure they didnt go to the play together. She was there for other things!!!!His house is outside of London and there were hardly any pap pics of him all summer except for when he was at his play. Who knows what he was doing at other times?
If she hooked up with him in April whats to say they didn’t hook up several other times? It doesn’t matter if she was acting sweet to Jay. If she is a cheater thats what they do. They are good at acting. I know Orlando fans don’t want to believe it because its hard for them to see him in that light.
Think about it. There was NO reason for Miranda to be at the apartment place in April. She wasn’t famous enough to be doing some free pr thing for them. Even when it was posted here they had to explain who she was. Also, they came out in Sept and said how she and Orlando were good friends for a long time and just decided to make a go of it. Yeah, right. If they just bumped into each other at the apartment as was said and only had met once before-as she said also-then when did they have time to become ‘good friends’ between April and September if Orlando was doing his play from June-September?

The thing I have never understood about those April pictures - wasn’t Tim Blake Nelson in those pics.? Why was he there?

Maybe he was ******* them both!! Going by some ppls logic

Funny how he seems to take her to plces where film directors are, its like hes trying to help her get a job in a movie!

unrelated I guess. Maybe he was suppose to meet with Orlando before or after and got caught in a few pictures. It seems like the whole day was a bit off and nothing went right. Maybe the photogs got there at the wrong time? Orlando looked miserable in a couple of them. It must not have been planned very well.

da truth, you think he looked miserable? I thought he looked quite relaxed really. He didnt exactly bolt from her or Tim, he seemed chilled, it seems to be 3 directors he has taken her to meet now, wonder if its casting couch lmao!!

lemonhead carter @ 01/27/2008 at 10:55 pm

Thats how PR set up’s work they can get a model who is “slightly” known put her with sum1 more famous so ppl find out who she is, and face it thats what happened, she got her name around, and is still dloing to this day! LOOK we are talking about her- because of Orlando, he has got her around, so maybe the MO worked! I think it has more ppl know who Miranda Kerr is since Orlando, be it huge scale or not.

Maybe they thought she would get more fame out of it and it hasnt worked out how they wanted.

I’m not saying that they werent *** budides either but I dont think they are now, I think whatever they were aiming for has failed.

Why was she seen more cosy with Brandon than she has with Orlando? Maybe its in case Orlnado didnt work out lol

LOL. Somebody wake me when we know for sure Kerbloom went Kerplunk!

Oh, and the real question is Will Miranda still pretend to be a Buddhist when Orlando ditches her?

Seriously though, I think the chic is a mess and I hope both Jay and Orlando and whoever else she managed to use along the way is able to heal and move on and I hope she goes far far away.

I don’t understand why people fail to see that Orlando is just as shady as these chicks he messes with. Why are the women always the lone problem? He appears to have a pattern with the type of women he likes and is deserving of some of the blame. Personally I think he’s a talentless fraud like the majority of women he’s linked with.

i don’t think she’s like..a model.
I don’t know…she looks like a girl i could run into in the supermarket.
Average cute.
Not a VS angel in my opinion.

Orlando is a loser.
get over him..maybe she’s more famous than him nowadays.

lemonhead carter @ 01/27/2008 at 11:42 pm

Of course Orlando is to blame- well to me he is hes a shallow ******, he desevres it

#133 in your dreams loser, in your dreams. Ha

I hope we won’t see him with her again, she’s such a wannabe.

blue❀flower @ 01/28/2008 at 4:47 am

ANDRÉ POST 133 Did your mommy, forget to give you, your daily ration of cheetos? you seems so unhappy. Don’t worry she’s coming in a minute to feed your fat a$$.
I don’t really like the dress, and her skin seems quite oily. yuk!!!

What do you mean? It isn’t like Orlando has had that many since Kate.
Some people didn’t like Kate but she wasn’t a shady person. Then there was Penelope and she isn’t shady either. So what do you mean when you say he is just as shady as the girls he dates when it seems Miranda is really the only one with this kind of past? I don’t think he is a saint, especially if he was involved with her before she broke it off with the first guy, but I don’t think it’s impossible to believe he got taken in this situation. She does come across in interviews or whatever like the sweetest girl on earth so maybe he fell for it.

I THINK KELLOGG#131 AND ANDRÉ#133 ARE THE SAME PERSON. YES THE SAME LOSER IS HIDING BEHIND THOSE TWO STUPID NAMES “HOW FAKE AND PATHETIC”.
TWO FATTIES IN A CUP.

Justpretty @ 01/28/2008 at 8:33 am

Orlando is a nice and gorgeous man I heart him, he just needs to get rid of her. Actually maybe he already dumped her (if they were indeed together).

11111111111 @ 01/28/2008 at 9:40 am

she looks blah.

Britney Spears @ 01/28/2008 at 10:00 am

LOL@ the insider who claims to know MK. The damage will never heal? Gorgeous models/actors/musicians caught up in a web of cheating? Twenty somethings? Oh, yes, what a tragedy. LOL. No one died, no one is ill. If you were older than 16 or at least more mature than that you wouldn’t make it sound so very tragic.

As for the rest, all the speculations and innuendo and supposition about Orlando + Miranda, Orlando and other women, etc. is just that, speculation, innuendo and supposition. There’s not one shred of fact there. Unless you can offer up facts then you’re just howling at the wind. And that’s fine, by all means, it can be fun to speculate and gossip. Just as long as you remember that that is what you’re doing and don’t hold Orlando or anyone else responsible for your theories.

hey britney @ 01/28/2008 at 10:22 am

I have no idea if that person is telling the truth or not but it doesn’t mean people in their 20’s and 30’s (orlando’s case) can’t get hurt or that everyone is expected to act that way. In the real world people get married and start families in their twenties so who is to say they wouldn’t feel betrayed if cheated on (if that is the case)? I’m not sure if what the poster said was true but your comment makes no sense unless you just assume everyone in the entertainment industry has no feelings at all.

Miranda's date?? @ 01/28/2008 at 2:23 pm

here is the latest DT article about Miranda. Maybe this was her date for the night?

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23118173-5012964,00.html?from=public_rss

Love how there is NO MENTION that Orlando wasn’t there AGAIN after they hyped it that he was expected to be. Maybe they will let it go this time.

So let’s see,
a)walks the red carpet, alone again, apparently for the whole evening too
b)ill-fitting, not quite filled out ,too shiny gown
c)tacky ill-matching shoes
d)underdone eyes and overdone red lips
e)too shiny visage
f)severe, too tight ,pulled back hairdo
g)”boyfriend” who still won’t acknowledge her
h) fake smile

OMG!!
She IS dating Orlando Bloom!

LOL! I’m sorry. Couldn’t help it. 143 posts and noone seemed to have picked up on it yet!

I guess all we have to do is reset the sternum/rib count timer now, and then we’ll know for sure.

Good Lord #128(bobbinealze or whatev),
So now he’s Kerr’s pimp, yea?! LOL.

Yes, #130, I agree; not too sure its over yet. She’s very much his type, and if its been going on for awhile, I doubt being “found out” will deter him. He’ll just keep it really low(gotta protect that image) until the smoke clears. He’s a CELEBRITY darlings; he doesn’t give up anything for anyone. Especially not whiny fans.

sillybilly @ 01/28/2008 at 5:20 pm

I’m telling you guys, her and Jessica Simpson should hang out. These two “celebs” are known for pimping their relationships just to stay relevant in the media. And their boyfriends/ f*ck buddies/ pimps are quick to play it off as just being friends. What’s sad is they both look like needy types that think being a booty call = forever (or free press, depending on the degree of famewhoredom). You know how you have that sorry ass friend that act likes her p*ssy drips gold when she’s ******** a guy, then always ends up crying about her man problems? This is her, wrapped in celebrity.

I’m just waiting for Mizz Kerr to land the cover of People or US Weekly, with a Katie Couric makeover and the patented I’m- mustering-up-the-courage-to-tell -you-my-story pose, airing all the dirty little details of their “tulmultuous relationship”. Any suggestions for the headline? Non. Okay.

I get what you’re trying to say but no matter how this girl tries and spin it she will come out looking like a cheap ho if she talks anymore. She is the one that had a boyfriend. Orlando never admitted to anything with her. She can talk all she wants but he was a single guy. Who knows, maybe she is stupid enough to destroy her reputation even more. I think she should start by telling her friends at the Daily Telegraph to stfu because before she looks any more desperate.

lotsa (or one masquerading as many, methinks) people who hate on her on a very personal level. whatever b_itch she may be, and however many she might’ve left heartbroken, there is absolutely no denying she is drop-dead gorgeous and radiant. c’mon. let’s call a spade a spade. not admitting it, sadly, does not make it not so.

The latest pics and news on Orlando bloom at the BEST site:

http://x17online.com/celebrities/orlando_bloom/orly_gets_ornery-01282008.php#more

News just in: Orlando was overheard arguing with Miranda Kerr before x17 got to him the female fan who took a photograph of the scene said angry and screaming Bloom, who crashed his car last year was saying “Miranda, I’m telling you for the last time…NO!.. I SAID NO..”
Keep checking out X17 for the latest!

yelling at Miranda?? @ 01/28/2008 at 10:35 pm

It’s funny that x-17 didn’t mention that he was yelling at her. Even saying her name. Maybe someone is embellishing a bit??

if x17 has information on the call they would post it on their own site not someone elses. This person is just being a fool and trying to start something.
If you want to know if they know more email x17 and ask them if they intend on posting it. One thing I will bet money on is they don’t go posting their info on other sites. Is a business peeples.

It actually hasn’t been posted on the site yet, thats not my job but it will be within the next few hours,I work for them yes, I have been told I can post it elsewhere, but yes it will be ok X17 a litle later on! Count on that!

Keep checking x17

I meant to add that I can post it here in the mean time as LONG as I say where the info and source is from.

Keep checking x17

yelling at Miranda?? @ 01/28/2008 at 11:01 pm

So, in other words, x-17 is making this stuff up as you go along? You find out that some people don’t like Miranda, so you are now pandering to them??
If it was the truth, why wasn’t it included all along? Even if it is posted now, unless there is a recording, I call bullshit. If there is a recording, that “fan” was even more rude and intrusive than I thought was humanly possible. Normal humans, I mean, not pap scum. That’s normal behavior for those vermin.

@153
Relax! That is not x17.
This is an imdb poster. She just posted the same bullshit overthere but she was outed because she didn’t cover her tracks that well and was reconized.
I am sure she will now change her imdb name since whatever cred. she had is now gone.

Again, if x17 had info they would post it on their site alone!!!!

yelling at Miranda?? @ 01/28/2008 at 11:11 pm

HA!
I just came from IMDB, and was about to say the same thing.
That Fro Fro is one smart chickie!

eer, yes, there is denying it.
She only looks good with hours of airbrushing.
and she doesn’t look good here at all. She most likely did her own
make-up and it’s way overdone. In her candids she looks like any
normal randomer at the mall. Very plain face-nothing amazing.

Each time I see a picture of her she’s dressed like a mess, that girl is so cheap.I don’t think she’s gorgeous nor even cute, she just looks like a teenager with skin problems.

I would say that she looks like a greasy little boy. There’s nothing hot about her.

“That Fro Fro is one smart chickie!”

Because she clicked on the person’s name and read their history? You people have very low standards lmao

considering the person that was givng frofro props was the same person who believed that x17 would give their information out first on JustJared, she is probably easy to impress.

Everybody were in The SAG awawrs. Brad,Angelina,Tom,Viggo, Daniel Day-Lewis, Cate Blanchett, Michelle Pfeiffer, John Travolta, Tommy Lee Jones, Julie Christie, and other big stars…
Where are you Orli?
Are you at her side?
You are an actor. Did you forget?
From TROY…
-what about the love for your country?
-You’d let Troy burn for this woman?
I changed it:
-What about the love for your cinema career?
-You’d let your career burn for this woman?
-PUT HER ON A SHİP AND SEND HER HOME…

Can I respectfully suggest that we move any Orlando discussions over to the last Orlando thread?

Because most of these comments seem to be about him, or “them”, and you’re creating a high but false comment count for this chick.
And giving her attention she doesn’t deserve.

Goodness, you might mistakenly make someone think people are actually interested in her.

What is wrong with you #161? Orlando wasn’t at the SAG Awards because it was for actors not frauds.

Youre right #161. Think the SAG Awards were actually the same night as the Coat Drama video.

All the real A-listers seemed to be at the celebrations. Couldn’t Orlando at least have been invited to the afterparties to hobknob and rub elbows with his peers? Guess not. For a guy to whom status and peer acceptance/regard/respect means so incredibly much, it has to sting a bit.

Maybe that was why he was in such a bad mood that night. Certainly seemed like he wanted to hide away.

have you not seen the latest?
He is in LA and was there all weekend.
He is NOT with the cabbage patch kid.
Thank God for small favors.

I kind of feel for Orlando in this one. He can’t win.
I can knock him when he acts like a jerk but it seems
if he stays out of the public eye people say he is hiding.
If he gets snapped too much-just doing basic things they say he is courting fame. Sunday night he was having dinner and a moive with non Hollywood friends at non Hollywood places. Nothing wrong with that. He went to Villa at Christmas time but so what. What’s wrong with going to those places sometimes?

I think he is trying to take a step back for a while so maybe we should give him a break. Someone above questioned why he wasn’t there last night but if he had gone someone else would have said he shouldn’t have gone since he isn’t working right now. Again, he can’t win right now. No wonder he is acting like he just wants to be left alone.

Arclight is a very Hollywood place, celebs are there daily. If he wanted to “take a step back for a while” then why is even trying to do that paparazzi heavy LA and not his so called home in London? Isn’t that where he said he lives and prefers to be when he’s not working? I’m sure he said that to please his braindead fans and convince them he’s down to earth but in reality he’s not. He hangs out at all the trendy Hollywood places the paparazzi just don’t always catch him considering he’s not a high priority celeb. His photos don’t sell which makes him putting his coat over his head all the more stupid. They just wanted to annoy him and he fell for the bait but I imagine he’s in a fragile state of mind considering his career is practically in the toilet.

@#164- agree. Its gotta sting a bit when it seems both the movie offers and the A-List invitations have stopped coming. Despite what he says, i think he quite enjoyed the perks and status. Maybe his manager and friends wanted to quietly take his mind off it with dinner and a movie- just like we normal schmucks.

@#165-I think I understand what you’re saying and agree, in general.
But, if he is truly trying to step back, sorry, staying in LA/Hollywood ain’t the place to do it!
He has other options, but he keeps running back, which is sad, because the longer he’s here the more “Coat Drama “behavior I’m afraid we’ll be seeing. That video was very sad, desperate and well, slightly unhinged. And I’m not trying to be mean, really.

faces don'tlie @ 01/29/2008 at 1:38 pm

She is probably lying about her age because she isn’t aging that well. She has lines around her eyes. And the whites of her eyes look a little yellow. Her nose is a funny shape and kinda of flat looking from the profile. She isn’t bad looking, she just isn’t what I would call beautiful. I think her image as a cute school girl type is what sells and the older she gets the harder that will be to maintain. She doesn’t have the classic bone structure that will last as she grows older. As far as Orlando goes, he seems to like those apple cheek little girls. Kind of makes you wonder. When he is 50 will he still being hitting on these young little girl types. I guess maybe he will pull a Michael Douglas. I think he likes them very young, and not too bright. Maybe he gets deep companionship from someplace else and doesn’t want it from who he is *******.

Considering all these last posts concerning Bloom, maybe its best if Miranda herself doesn’t hitch her wagon to his coattails!

Everyone keeps saying that was Aleen in the video. It wasn’t her. I don’t think it was a date or anything since she seemed older. Maybe she was with the other guy or just a friend but it wasn’t Aleen.

Maybe he just went out because he felt like it. Maybe he thought most the paps would be at the awards show. It seems like the girl from the Italian place tiped them off since x17 called her the ‘tipster’. When he went back in after the call she phoned them and they show up to follow him to the theatre. You can see they are there as he is getting out of his car. I don’t think he was asking for it that night.

I think Miranda is part of his problem. He went downhill fast since he hooked up with her. He was doing great last spring. What happened?
The whole thing was a mess. I have no doubt he will get it back together and losing this bad news chic is the first step.

If Miranda is part of his problem, wouldn’t that mean that he isn’t very good at choosing his girlfriends? I mean when a guy is younger all they care about is how hot a woman is. When they get older don’t they want more than just the hot body, they want the whole package. Brains, strenght of character and beauty. It’s not like he isn’t in a position to be able to find that. It seems like he chooses the very young, ambitious, brainless things to ****, and then is surprised when things don’t turn out well. He is obviously not learning from his mistakes, and that makes me wonder about how bright he is.

Well, I have a strong feeling he will learn from this one. If the rumors are true this one turned into a nightmare so it might have kicked him in the ass enough for him to get a clue.
Also, Kate lastest 4 years so I don’t think that falls into this category. They were both kind of young so I don’t see where people are saying he always falls for this ‘type’.

Considering he was hooking up with her while she still had a boyfriend maybe it’s Karma coming back to bite him in the a$$

mandarine @ 01/29/2008 at 2:54 pm

#171 FU*K YOU WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT KARMA????. JUST SHUT THE FU*K UP MORON.
ORLANDO WASN’T AT THE SAG AWARDS BECAUSE HE HASNT BEEN NOMINATED,HE HASN’T GOT A MOVIE EITHER THIS YEAR.
WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS.LOL

YOUNG THINGS @ 01/29/2008 at 3:04 pm

He wan’t all that young when he hooked up with Kate. He was around 26 or so. She was only about 20. He tried to hook up with some women closer to his age, but it didn’t seem to stick. I wonder if he is just really a not very intelligent or deep person and women who have more going for them than just strutting a catwalk don’t find him interesting. I mean sure he is nice to look at, but eventually you have to actually talk to them. He strikes me as someone who can give you the Reader’s Digest version of things, but doesn’t delve much deeper.

Den''''''' @ 01/29/2008 at 3:16 pm

Gosh this is getting too much for me, those losers will never learn.
To go at an event like the SAG’s or the Oscars…..you have to be nominated or at least have a film in competition.It’s as simple as that.
X17 are so stupid, all those pictures show nothing interesting at all.
They are just stalking him, how stupid.

Den''''''' @ 01/29/2008 at 3:20 pm

#176 blah blah blah and blah blah blah and at the end of the day everybody know that your comment is stupid since you don’t even know him.

Superbowl Sunday @ 01/29/2008 at 3:32 pm

It’s Superbowl Sunday this weekend.
It will be interesting to see if Miranda is not with the other
girls in the commercial or at the hosting parties as someone
reported she wasn’t expected to be there.
It does make you wonder why not if she is really the
(gag)’next big thing’(puke).

Superbowl Sunday @ 01/29/2008 at 3:37 pm

Now that I think about it, to bet on her not being involved
is a much safer bet than on who will win the game.
I think if she was suppose to be there in any way
the Daily Telegragh would have told us by now.

YOUNG THINGS @ 01/29/2008 at 3:43 pm

@ 178
Well your comments are so erudite that I am of course immediately impressed with your knowledge. We don’t know all of the people we vote for either, we vote for an image that they build and present. He has built an image too; it just doesn’t match his actions. On the whole most people feel that saying one thing and acting another way smacks of hypocrisy. I think that is why so many people are so down on him. He build an image of a regular person whose head wasn’t turned by all of the accolades heaped upon him, someone who is intelligent and informed, however, he is acting very differently. So yes, I suppose I get to have an opinion. At least mine is expressed in words that make sense, while yours, not so much.

Orly has always comes to me as a nice, polite and sincere guy.
just sayin’.
love you O, get well!!!! and please dumped her, she’s fake, even her smile is fake.

#181 - Well said. There certainly seems to be a disconnect between Orlando’s words and his actions. The facts about an “image” are pretty simple: even the best actor cannot keep up a contrived image forever.

Who knows if he and Miranda are/were a couple. The one certain thing seems to be that Miranda has a problem with her mouth and self-promotion. She is also having trouble keeping up a contrived image. People don’t think she’s so sweet. She will always put herself forward regardless of anyone else’s opinion. IMO, she has been dropped by Portman’s because they got a bad vibe from her. The DT had her taking Megan Gale’s place, but Gale’s camp quickly shot that down.

Miranda does not mind stealing anyone’s thunder, even if it’s for a week or two. She has the impression that any press is good press. Guess what - that is so untrue! Bad press can ruin a career.

Orlando has experienced extremely bad press in recent months. There is probably a direct correlation between that bad press and his not signing for any new roles. It’s not just due to the writer’s strike. Other people are signing and filming outside of the US as we speak. He hasn’t done any film acting since last year at this time on POC AWE and hasn’t signed to do any. He did do the PR-speak thing about “wanting to take a break.” Oh please. He was not the lead actor on POC, he was not in every scene, and his role wasn’t that stressful to do.

What he just does not seem to get is that when he does crazy stuff the tabloid press pick up on it. Orlando just walking around is not really a story. His being polite is not a story. His dating a high school sweetheart would not really be a story.

However, having a shouting match with someone on the phone on a public street is a story. Showing your underwear in almost every picture is fodder for the little fangirls, so it’s probably a story on a slow web posting day. Chasing down a woman who took your picture on the street and getting ticked at her is a story. Acting like a kook outside of a club is a story. Groping the girls at the club is a story. Wrecking your car after the groping and kookiness is a story.

Orlando will never be able to translate his previous success to future success as a serious actor if he doesn’t break away from immature behavior, including, but not limited to, dating immature and fame-seeking models/actresses, covering his head like some strange Headless Horseman, arguing on the cell phone in a public place, etc.

#183 IS THAT YOU OOBA DOOBA? I CAN RECONIZE YOUR ANNOYING POSTS FROM HERE. PLEASEEEEEEEE GIVE HIM A BREAK.
HE’S LEAVING HIS LIFE, SO I WILL SUGGEST YOU TO START TO DO THE SAME. FREAKIN’ LONER.

“HE’S LEAVING HIS LIFE”

Leaving? What a freudian slip LOL

YOUNG THINGS @ 01/29/2008 at 6:41 pm

HE’S LEAVING HIS LIFE, SO I WILL SUGGEST YOU TO START TO DO THE SAME. FREAKIN’ LONER.

I am not Ooba, but I typically find her posts well reasoned and thought provoking. You on the other had should probably learn to spell and type before making an ass of yourself in front of so many people. He is leaving his life, huh? So exactly where is he planning to go after he leaves. If he has a free pass off the planet I want to know about it, and I want one too!

Tiffany you’re a fuc%kin weirdo get some help A.S.A.P. Take off Orlando from your crazy little mind.
I will only give you some credit for one thing: Miranda Kerr is a silly famewh0re.

Read This @ 01/29/2008 at 6:47 pm

this is one of my favorite DT articles about Miranda. It’s just too funny how far up her butt they are.

they lie about her age-she is 24 not 23
they say there was conflict over a TV hosting job to try and make her look in demand only for the CEO of the network to come out and say she was never even considered for the job.
this isalso when she was leaving Sydney and the people that hyped Orlando being there the most fail to mention that the never showed.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23034797-5012964,00.html?from=public_rss

#186 “leaving his life” lol very funny ha ha !!!!!
Some of us are not english, you don’t have to make fun of them dumbass. Some people just have no respect at all, very sad.
“YOUR THINGS” you again gosh don’t you have any hobbies????
actually me too I think that YOUR THINGS+OOBA DOOBA+TIFFANY= THE SAME IDIOT.

#188 So damn funny this girl is a joke.

to 184- 185 AND SO WHATTTTTTTT???? WHAT A BIG DEAL.
THOSE MONKEYS WOULD LAUGH ABOUT ANYTHING.
ORLANDO IS LIVING IS LIFE, AND HE SEEMS QUITE HAPPY. UNLIKE YOU. SO GET A LIFE. I KNOW YOU’RE A PATHETIC LONER BUT COME ON, YOU CAN ONLY BLAME IT ON YOURSELF. ORLANDO HAS NOTHING TO TO WITH IT.

No, I am not ooba. From your illiterate post, I can tell you something: Orlando’s crazy fangirls will probably end his career if his own antics don’t. He is now in his 30’s. He’s too old to have the little fangirls oohing and aahing over all of his movements. If you want to see Orlando in any future respectable movies or anything else, move on to Zac, girls!

The truth is you just don’t find the silly fangirls hanging on every move of Johnny Depp, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, or even Leo. Leo had to change his image in order to stay relevant and so will Orlando. I think his recent disappearance (he usually shows up in pap pics every week) is intentional. He’s trying to get you crazies to stop drooling so that he can move on to serious roles that may not involve him being the heart-throb! This thread and all of Miranda’s PR stunts do not help one iota!

Orlando needs to stay out of the spotlight and the pap pics. He can do that by NOT drawing attention to himself by acting like a fool in Hollyweird and keeping his personal life PRIVATE. Even if that means moving to South America, he should do it. If that means that he has to date non-famous people, he should do that. Those things worked for Matt Damon, and they could work for Orlando. He should develop more of an authentic self-image and not go around moping all of the time. People like upbeat people. If he’s not guilty of any wrong-doing, he shouldn’t act guilty. He needs to hold his head up and be cordial when he is seen in public. Producers will appreciate a more mature attitude with a more mature fan following. Hopefully, that will lead to a long and successful career.

PLEASE “TIFFANY” aka “OOBA DOOBA” aka “YOUNG THINGS” GET A LIFE. FIND SOME FRIENDS OR BUY A PUPPY. WHAT ABOUT A DOG??

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!! so funny she’s a real psycho.

Tiffany?? @ 01/29/2008 at 7:28 pm

Well, I see Carmen has joined the party.

Sorry, fangirly, I’m not Ooba or Young Things or anyone else but me. I have an opinion just as you do. No, I am not crazy, and I am definitely not a loner. I’m an adult who can construct a full sentence in English (since this is an site written in English). I visit many sites when I’m on the internet and often post about subjects that I find interesting. I never post without knowing something about the people involved.

IMO, you post about Orlando because you are madly in love with him, want to marry him and have his babies. If that doesn’t work out, you probably want to keep him in the spotlight so you get to see pap pictures of him and drool over them all day long. That’s generally what the fangirls like to do. They really don’t care about respectability and career viability.

It took me all of one minute to type that, so, no, I’m not wasting my life. And I’m definitely not pining away for dear Orly like many of the fans on these sites.

Tiffany?? @ 01/29/2008 at 7:46 pm

You just gave yourself away, Carmen….

“I never post without knowing something about the people involved”

There’s that sooper seekrit insider information that we’ve been waiting for.

Young Thing @ 01/29/2008 at 7:59 pm

Give it up Tiff, there is no method to the madness of some of the stranger and more bizzare fans who post here. I agree with you. He needs to start acting more mature. He will never be taken seriously if he continues to behave in the manner he has been lately. Since he had been laying low I hoped he went home, and was trying to regain some semblance of a normal life. I don’t think one can stay out in LA for too long before Brittany type antics start to look serenely normal. If, as he says so often, he wants to be taken seriously as an actor he needs to play down the crazy behavior. Everyone says he is in LA trying to find work, I don’t buy it, he is there because he likes it and that means he is buying into the whole celebity lifestyle thing. He can get film offers, etc, just as easily in London as LA. More so probably since they are not involved in a writers strike. I am sorely disappointed in him, and in the choices he has made. Because I enjoyed him in a couple of his roles I was hoping for more from him. I thought he was serious about moving beyond the “heart throb” catagory.

Young Thing @ 01/29/2008 at 8:03 pm

I wanted to add, most actors who have succeded have not only been charasmatic, but smart too. He has a great deal going for him, looks, charm, and he can act, when he wants to. He just has no sense when it comes to choosing roles. Either he needs to get smarter, or he need to find someone he trusts to help him find good roles. Not people who just want him to work so they can make money off of him.

I think Orlando’s problems are a result of his own and his (mis)managers’s doings . Correct me if I’m wrong, but when he was at Oprah’s last year, ( heavily marketing his ‘good guy’ image at the expense of Katrina’s survivors - how shameful!) he himself said that it was difficult for him to keep a steady relationship ( when he was asked about his romance with ex-Kate) because ‘in the business he was’ , he stated, ‘he met too many beautiful & charming women’. These are not the words of a mature guy whom any woman with an average IQ and the best intentions would ever confide in, right? These are words of a very starry-eyed fool, still enthralled by appearances & illusions. He attracts and seems attracted to women in that category as well; little girls without personality or fame whores, fake and as superficial, greedy and futile as he himself is. His (mis)management had him make tv commercials too, which is just the worst he could possibly do as it discredits his professional standards even more and makes him morally cheap!

I recall a real manager saying that if he wanted his actors to be taken seriously, first thing he did was to forbid them the weekly Hollywood parties and the usual prowl at the ‘hot celeb holes/places’ where the paps always are because being fodder for tabloids always discredits serious acting. As you can see, he’s gone the easy & cheap route and he’s becoming a joke for almost everyone; It’s not a wonder that the girls he’s often involved with are so questionable.

oooba??? Whoever you are it’s clear you don’t like him so you view everything he says or does through hyper-critical eyes.

Katrina was a few years ago-not last year.
He was a man in his twenties who was given fame and a load of cash and oppertunity.
Of course he is going to want to experience all that the world has to offer. Anyone would if they were in that situation. He is not the only person to ever make comments like that. In fact he was also honest about the fact that he wasn’t ready to settle down. Nothing wrong with that.

Brad Pitt just did a foreign commercial for Jeans. AJ does ‘em too and a load of other actor.
He didn’t use Katrina. Are you saying that about EVERY celebrity that was seen doing something to help???

People are not all one thing. Stop trying to crystalize every comment he ever made.

As for clubing, he hasn’t done that nearly as much as people are saying since he has been back in LA. He went out once during the holidays? Whoopdeshit. Even at the GreenDoor he was with his old friends not hollywood types. Other than that he went out to a couple of LA restaurants for dinner. What’s wrong with that? There was no drama. And so what if he does like to go out and dance/party every now and then?He gets snapped walking his dog and doing stupid everyday crap. Leave him alone-he is NOT courting the tabloids or the going to the clubs all the time.

oooba dooba @ 01/30/2008 at 12:41 pm

Some people around here need to chill. No need to get defensive or angry about someone’s opinions, views, posts, etc. I think what I think. You think what you think. At the end of the day, none of it really matters. He seems to be clubbing less and getting smart about some things (and some people). That’s a step in the right direction. Privacy for some people does NOT include clubbing and dining at the trendiest celeb/pap joints in town. Bloom will hopefully figure that out. Perhaps he has. If so, he gets a thumbs up from me! (a nobody, so it doesn’t matter, but still…)

miranda kerr is very very amazing and my is dream girl

good for you #203. She will probably let you do what your name suggest-if indeed you do like the dlisters. Just ask her.

/quote”. Correct me if I’m wrong, but when he was at Oprah’s last year, ( heavily marketing his ‘good guy’ image at the expense of Katrina’s survivors - how shameful!) he himself said that it was difficult for him to keep a steady relationship ( when he was asked about his romance with ex-Kate) because ‘in the business he was’ , he stated, ‘he met too many beautiful & charming women’. “/unquote

Actually Shirley he didnt say that on Oprah, I have just read the transcript.

In fact I dont recall him saying anything of the sort- ever, if you can point me in the direction of where he said it plz do!

Miranda is beautiful @ 05/14/2008 at 7:56 am

Miranda is a beautiful Australian girl. Its funny how most of the people on here bringing her down are also females. Im sure most males wouldnt agree with some of the negative views expressed on here. Its not her fault she is prettier than most women, grow up and get over it.

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