Brad and Angelina are Stars

for the record I am not having sex, I am a virgin and very proud of it. I don’t need to sleep around to have a guy like me.

Lisa wants to call me out for being a troll, yet doesn’t acknowledge what a bunch of ass*oles you fans can be.

hi angel

What’s up angel? :D

Hello Sharon and Felinelilly–How are you guys today? I am so much enjoying these stupid tabloids who had them spilt 100 times, Angie pregnant 100 times etc. etc. are now out bidding each other with how many babies she is pregnant with. Heck let’s go for a litter and say EIGHT!! Well my guess is as good as theirs right???…ROTFLMAO

This Week In Tabloids:

Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate
Every Wednesday we do Midweek Madness, a delicious look at the latest artery-clogging celebrity tabloids; this week, newly-pregnant Angelina Jolie wins 3 of 5 covers, with the other two devoted to the late Heath Ledger — and his relationship with Mary-Kate Olsen. (Last week, Life & Style and Star had frighteningly similar covers; this week it’s Life & Style and OK!.) Anyway, the news that knocked-up Angie has been craving crap like Oreos and Doritos made us hungry for junky snack foods, s join us as we look for sugary crumbs of gossip inside Star, In Touch, Us, OK! and Life & Style.. all after the jump.

OK!
“Yes, Angie’s Pregnant!” At the SAG awards ceremony, Angelina had morning sickness in the evening, says someone working the event. “I thought she was going to lose it right there at the table.” She had her food taken away and Brad had his taken away too. As for other pregnancies, Cash Warren says fiancee Jessica Alba “gets cranky when she’s hungry.” Who doesn’t? In other news, Mary-Kate was seen out dancing to a band two days after Heath Ledger was found dead. A friend says in 2006, Heath was hanging out in a hotel and “drank everything in the mini bar” and was looking for cocaine. .
Grade: F (Sno Balls)

Us
“Heath Ledger’s Secret Struggles.” Sources say Heath Ledger would drink to get drunk and that Michelle Williams wanted him to get drug-tested before she’d let him spend time with Matilda. Also, she drove him to Promises rehab in Malibu and he wouldn’t get out of the car — he swore he’d clean up on his own. In Britney news, she may be finally getting help: Sam Lutfi told Barbara Walters that she’s been to a psychiatrist and is maybe starting some kind of treatment. (But
Grade: D- (Honey Bun)

Life & Style
“Angelina’s Dangerous Pregnancy.” The magazine has some random ob/gyn named Randy Fink say things like Angelina could go into pre-term labor, suffer from high blood pressure or have “extra stretching of abdominal skin.” Isn’t that stuff applicable to any pregnant woman? The mag also notes that Angie was “alarmingly skinny” just a few months ago. What else? Britney Spears went to see 27 Dresses and left the theater in tears! Her mom, Lynne Spears, is trying to juggle Jamie Lynn and Britney’s demands: Britney says she feels like she can’t get her boys back without her mom’s help, but Lynne says “Jamie Lynn’s my baby and I will always be there for her.” Meanwhile, Jamie Lynn bought her baby daddy a used truck: Her dad wasn’t happy with the old truck her boyfriend was driving his daughter around in, so they went to get something nicer. In Heath news: Matilda Ledger is “The Baby Heath Left Behind” : A L.A. neighbor says “he was such a good dad, he taught Matilda to swim in our pool.”
Grade: D (pork rinds)

In Touch
Mary-Kate Knows” Lots more here about MK calling her bodyguard instead of 911. Also, apparently Heath had a bit of a late night before he died; his last phone call was made at 2:20 A.M. and his blood alcohol level was high. In other news: Madonna has mysterious bruises under her eyes and it could be from a filler called Sculptra, which causes more bruising than Botox or Resytlane. Or it could be lower eyelid surgery! Madge turns 50 in August, maybe she wants to look ageless? Plus,Angelina will have three more babies this year: Angie is pregnant with twins — twins run in the Pitt family; Brad’s sister has twins — and also the couple still plans to adopt an Ethiopian girl they had their eye before Angie got knocked up. And Matthew McConaughey says of his unborn spawn: “He or she will hang out at the beach and go on hikes wearing wild bandanas.” Lastly, The List this week is “They Hooked Up With The Help” — Usher fell in love with a stylist; Ethan Hawke is dating the nanny; Patrick Dempsey married his hair stylist.
Grade: D (quarter water; aka sugary “juice” in a plastic barrel)

Star
“Yes, It’s True!” Angelina’s having twins! During the Critics’ Choice awards, she ordered Oreos and Doritos, even though they weren’t on the menu. The mag says Angie and Brad tried to conceive a few times before the in vitro took. Also: Portia de Rossi has been ignoring Ellen DeGeneres because she’s addicted to Guitar Hero III and Halle Berry is anxious about being knocked up and doesn’t want to appear matronly so she’s looking for designer ensembles she can wear instead of maternity clothes. In other news, John Mayer has had a thing for Paula Abdul for years but is weird and shy about it and Tom Cruise saved a hawk! He heard the bird was struck by a car in Arizona and had his private jet pick it up and fly it to a hawk sanctuary in

http://jezebel.com/350667/this-week-in-tabloids-twins-for-angelina-trouble-for-mary+kate

#151, we know you’re hurting, but that’s what you got? I don’t go to church either. If you’ll notice, the devil worshipers are you evil trolls who wish all kinds of ills on their family and especially their little kids. Just be prepared for all of it to hit you back in the face 10 fold. Yeah…Angie’s so much of a devil worshipper that she helps the downtrodden all over the world, you freaking idiot! :roll:

BAMPZS fans…check out this site also for amazing pix of Brad and Angie and the famous kiss!!

http://bradpittwatch.com/

Jennifer, Angie and Brad are all better then any of you losers on either side of this rediculous arguement.

guli @ 01/30/2008 at 1:22 pm Hello Sharon and Felinelilly–How are you guys today? I am so much enjoying these stupid tabloids who had them spilt 100 times, Angie pregnant 100 times etc. etc. are now out bidding each other with how many babies she is pregnant with. Heck let’s go for a litter and say EIGHT!! Well my guess is as good as theirs right???…ROTFLMAO
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I’m great, thanks! And you DO seem to be having a good time with all this, :lol: . Tabs just make me sick anyway, so I’m just concentrating on the bit of truth that it’s becoming obvious that Angie’s pregnant.
EIGHT? D@mn! :lol: Why not?

Mrs. Smith, scorching is the perfect word to describe them. It’s exactly what I think when I look at them.

twins, and one adopted