Jessica Alba and Her Cashers
Parents-to-be Jessica Alba and Cash Warren don’t look so happy arriving at LAX airport in Los Angeles on Wednesday. At least she’s not covering her face!
Did anyone else catch TRL yesteday? MTV VJ Damien Fahey showed pictures of the eyes of guys (mostly costars) she’s kissed in the past. When Cash came up on the screen, Jessica gushed, “Aw, that’s Cashers. My fiance!”
Cashers!!!!! Alba also described him as an entrepreneur. What a giving man!
10+ pictures inside of Jessica Alba and her cashers…
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love them
i wouldnt be to happy either if i had someone taking pictures of me all througout my pregnance.
awww… they’re so cute! :)
called out for all of her sh*t talking.
EVERYTIME ONE OF HER MOVIES TANKS AT THE BOX-OFFICE IT SENDS OUT THE MESSAGE THAT THE PUBLIC IS OVER HER CONCEITED ASS.
I am so f*ckin’ glad I have not wasted money to watch this stuck up **** talker’s ****** movies.
===== ALL OF HOLLYWOOD FROM NATALIE PORTMAN TO ZACK EFRON TO CAMERON DIAZ AND THE WHOLE HISPANIC COMMUNITY,
AND EVERYBODY ELSE SHE HAS TALKED **** ABOUT, LIKE THE SOLDIERS IN CANADA THAT B*TCH THOUGHT SHE WAS TOO GOOD TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH, MOVIE CREW PEOPLE WHO SAY SHE IS A B*TCH TO THEM NEED TO KICK HER ASS!
Cashers? Ugh, somebody shoot me.
===== She’s never happy. Except when she’s pushing her “art” on the public. When she’s trying to sell us something, then she smiles.
forehead. I will not spend my money on this hypocrites movies.
That is all.
i watched her on trl, she was amazinng as always.
This ***** has absolutely no talent and a big mouth, i am sick of her and her lame ass flops for movies. The only time this ***** ever smiles is when shes being complimented or whoring the **** out of her crappy ass movies. I hope her child isn’t as hatelful and disgusting as she is.
Yeah jedn,
She probably came across as “amazing” because she tried to muster up all the “charm” she had to push her dumb movie.
See? She’s acting like the stuck up ho that she is, again. NOTICE SHE IS NOT AT AN EVENT AND MOST IMPORTANTLY NOTICE THAT WHEN SHE’S OUT LIKE THIS NOBODY GOES UP TO HER TO ASK FOR AN AUTOGRAPH. mmmmm…
“I’ve got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out.”
This statement confuses me, because, um, SHE is Mexican. I guess she really hates herself.
She can give “two *****” as she puts it, about the paparrazzi, then i can give “two ****’s” about her. NEXT!
FUNNY HOW IN THE “ELLE” MAGAZINE INTERVIEW SHE BLAMED EVERYONE ELSE FOR HER ****** MOVIES TANKING.
“YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH HE (paul walker) WAS PAID AND HE DIDN’T DO AS MUCH PROMOTING FOR THE MOVIE.”
THEN SHE SAYS THAT HE HELPED PRODUCE IT! There you go IDIOT, maybe that’s why he got paid MORE than you! I think producing a movie pays more than frolicking around in a bikini, you know.
SHE IS SOOO NOT SMART.
the bish and the unknown.
about this week?
“I’m so tired of getting the sexy roles! I want to be a serious actress.”
Then don’t accept the SEXY ROLES, and stop posing half naked, idiot.
I’m not normally a fan of hers, but that moment was really cute.
I hate when people who defend her say that she could care less what we say on these blogs, but all I have to say is that she will CARE when she sees ANOTHER one of her movies take a nose-dive at the box office.
Now this is just NASTY!
http://www.bastardly.com/search/?s=jessica+alba&Submit=A+Bastardly+Search
I WILL NOT SPEND MY MONEY ON THIS HO’S MOVIES, EITHER!
“I don’t do nudity. I just don’t. Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won’t get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety.”
No Jessica, the fact that you can’t act makes you a bad actress.
Overrated alien.
I wonder when she will start doing ads for Valtrex ?
Don’t be like Paris and Alba. Avoid the Herp.
She’s definitely getting a cesearan come labor time.
She looks very unhappy, and I don’t think it’s her hormones. Notice, she is all smiles when she’s by herself, but then her face drops when she is around Cash. She looks very unhappy with him. They broke up before, didn’t they? They really should not marry if they are not happy together. Now she’s pregnant with his baby. Whether she obviously thinks it or not, a baby does not save a marriage.
Jessica Alba is a complete idiot. She should have been grateful that people thought she was sexy but she did the opposite. And now her career is going downhill.
SHe’s dirtied herself up a little more now since getting that tattoo. Oh, and her foul personality does not help matters.
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/10/30/from-the-bastardly-archiveslast-year-73/#comments
Yeah I heard she’s a real B on movie sets.
Why is she always hiding anyway? ***** needs to come down off her throne. She should be grateful that the paps are desperate enough to take her photo. What exactly is she famous for?
http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/08/jessica-alba-is-no-angel/
Hell ya, she only sucks up to the photogs when she promoting something with MAKE-UP ON.
Yeah somebody mentioned that nobody goes up to her for an autograph. Yeah, cause she’s a WITCH!
#10 omg
I hope her child is not as hatelful and disgusting as she is.
I hope your child is/will not (be)as hateful as you are. Or with the kind of hatred you spout forth you must be definitely unable to father/or give birth to children.
She’s so plain. The media sure tries to fool people into thinking SHE is the Sexiest. But ti’s funny how she only makes it onto those lists when she’s promoting something.
I guess when she isn’t in a movie, then she’s NOT sexy? Huh? They don’t even mention her name.
Um Cathy, Albatross spouts hatred. We’re just calling her out on it.
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/12/20/pregnant-jessica-alba-hires-police-for-extra-security/#comments
Alba - “I love that everyone can look past my looks, and see that I’m one of the decades greatest actresses”. Cash - “I know what you mean. My success is directly attributed to my cunning business sense, and not just about who I knock up!”
Alba - “I yearn for a normal life. One in which we could walk hand in hand with our ******* love child, and not worry about the ills of fame. Lets ponder what life would be like, without Hollywood, and the paparazzi”
Both - “Holy Christ, that would suck!”
Cash - “God damn life is great. Just think, in 7 months US weekly will be paying us 1 million for exclusive photo’s. In 8 months I’ll be banging some new, fresh, Hollywood wannabe. In 9 months you’ll will be yesterday’s news. Hey at least I had you in your prime.”
She looks so miserable. (And don’t say because she’s pregnant.) She has always looked pissed off. That’s a shame because no one goes to her movies, no one has anything nice to say about her and all she can do get pregnant like everyone else to get attention. You know, if she wasn’t an actress, she’d be another unwed, pregnant Latina.
And to people that say her movies make money, let me just say that they sure as h*ll don’t turn a profit. That is the whole point of putting a movie out.
I can’t stand this girl anymore! Her movies suck and so does her acting. She should thanks her lucky stars the paparazzi still want to take a pic of her. If you wanted to not have your pic taken, you got into the wrong line of work. I really hope she goes away very soon
How does anyone with a “LIVING” brain even like this *****?
She is a disgusting pig!
She is all smiles on Letterman and then outside she is like a pig!
Again, NO ONE would know or care that she is carrying some dude’s baby. She announced it for publicity and now she is angry that her picture is being taken?? Please after that next ridiculous movie, “THE EYE”, I assure that should put the creative nail in her coffin!
Jessica Alba is a self-obsessed C0NT!!
Here is my favorite JA quote. It just shows what a nasty SK@NK she really is.. No wonder she gotHERPES..
“I could have a one-night stand, and I’m the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, ‘Do you really have to be here?’ I don’t need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don’t try to make it more.
“I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don’t feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don’t really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.
“Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I’m done with dating around.”
FILTHY H0!!
Planet of the Apes.
wow! some people are really hateful! I have never seen her films or know her. I am wasting time at the freaking Chicago o, hare and just going through these. But I guess for some people the happiness comes from bashing people that they will never get a chance to associate with. o,well.
Shot me now. She is so annoying.
Thats a cute nickname. I like his top actually
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i just hope the best for them…
but how does being an entrepreneur make him a giving man?
ALL YOU FATSOS ARE JEALOUS.
SHE IS FLAWELSS.
EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS PERFECTION…RIGHT DOWN TO HER HAIR, FACE, SKIN, CLOTHING STYLE.
GORGEOUS.
ALL YOU JEALOUS PIGS SITTIN ON YOUR COMP EATING DONUTS CAN GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cashers - what a cute nickname.
@ #43
GORGEOUS SKIN?? LOL.. SHE HAS FUHKING BUMPS ON HER FACE!! SHE IS BORDERLINE ANOREXIC; SHE GETS LIPS INJECTIONS, IMPLANTS AND TO TOP IT OFF SHE HAS HERRPES!!
BUT HER BIGGEST FAULT APART FROM THE UPPER AND LOWER BUMPS, IS THAT SHE IS A SWINE! SHE HAS NO CLASS AND SHE ISN’T A NICE PERSON.
P.S. REMEMBER WHEN SHE CHEATED WITH MICHAEL WEATHERLY WHO WAS THEN MARRIED TO AMELIA HEINLE FROM Y&R???
JESSICA ALBA USED MICHAEL WEATHERLY AS A STEPPING STONE TO GET FAMOUS! SHE IS A FILTHY WH00RE!!!
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jello @ 01/31/2008 at 9:36 am ALL YOU FATSOS ARE JEALOUS.
SHE IS FLAWELSS.
EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS PERFECTION…RIGHT DOWN TO HER HAIR, FACE, SKIN, CLOTHING STYLE.
GORGEOUS.
ALL YOU JEALOUS PIGS SITTIN ON YOUR COMP EATING DONUTS CAN GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
AN ARROGANT, TALENTLESS, HO WITH A PLASTIC NOSE.
====i’m not fat,so now what?
Ugh! So Michaelweatherly was married when this ho got with him? ****!
She’s where she’s at because she sucked James Cameron’s ****! I used to work for him and she would be in his office for a loooooong time. This one time she came out and one of her shirt button was unhooked. You don’t have to believe me…
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