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Miranda: It’s Getting Hot in Kerr

Miranda: It’s Getting Hot in Kerr

Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr takes advantage of her celebrity model status, posing right before the Rock & Republic Show during Mercedes Benz Fall 2008 Fashion Week at NYC’s Bryant Park on Saturday. (She and Jessica Stam walked in the show.)

The 24-year-old Aussie recently said it was nice that all the Australians could come together and “honor Heath’s life. It’s obviously a shock to everyone and everyone is still trying to deal with it the best way they can.”

Dimple-faced cutie!

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207 Comments

# 3

Jared - have you become a fashion show blog ?

Where are all the other pics ?

# 6

#3 I agree, boringgggg that blog is geting boring. Why are you even talking about her? Anyway that is your blog……..

# 7
[☆F a m o u s☆] @ 02/03/2008 at 1:41 pm

cute eyes and dimples, but that round mush-head isn’t doing it for me.

# 8

she is so average looking and I hate her dimples

# 9

She looks so much like Natalia Vodianova, my favorite model
http://arabaquarius.blogspot.com/

i bet people are now gonna complain she is wearing too much makeup..

Lillianne @ 02/03/2008 at 1:47 pm

Jared, whoever is taking your place on this blog is LAME LAME LAME.

It’s the same old thing over and over. Calista Flockhart is Toy Crazy - I see one toy. And It’s Getting Hot in Kerr???? Come on.

If you sold your blog to someone I hope you made a h*ll of a lot of $$$ because it’s not worth much anymore.

Love her! She’s so cute.

-read my blog at http://fashionpoirot.blogspot.com

arabian girl @ 02/03/2008 at 1:59 pm

mmmmmmmmm

GoGiants! @ 02/03/2008 at 2:00 pm

She looks gorgeous!

shes gorgeous

She looks stunning!

Fashionweek @ 02/03/2008 at 2:16 pm

she was actually in the show…i was there, i dressed her.

Miranda fan @ 02/03/2008 at 2:16 pm

She was on the runway, not in the front row. There are pics of her on the runway at mirandakerrfan.net.
The pics of her with her hair down and less makeup are before the show, and the ones where both her hair, and her makeup are done up, are post show.
She looks fabulous.

She has a teenage mutant ninja turtle head.

less greasy @ 02/03/2008 at 2:42 pm

Well at least her face looks as though it coudn’t be used to lube a car. Less grease is by far the better look. She is such a nobody, and yet she has been in three posts this week. Someone is sure tyring to push this very average looking, fame ***** of a second string model wanna be celebrithy down the public’s throat. The smile is so fake and she works so hard to make sure everyone sees the dimples. I get the feeling that she thinks she is really something very special, and she is so not.

Miranda fan @ 02/03/2008 at 2:46 pm

Ah, the haters are starting to show up.
What took y’all so long?

less greasy @ 02/03/2008 at 2:53 pm

I see it is hating to have a different opinon then your own. When there are people whose actions you don’t like are you then the hater? I have seen her interviewed and she sounds like a ten year old girl, who is still worrying about if her dress is the bestest. I have reasons for my dislike of her, she is a user and a snotty little git.. I live in NY and have actually seen her treat people at a resturant like crap.

When those chubby cheeks drop from gravity she is going to look like a hound dog.
A hound dog with big rabbit teeth.

Anyway, where is Orli, Miranda? He still hasn’t shown up any where near you since you started your name dropping campaign in the press.

working it @ 02/03/2008 at 2:59 pm

Think it is funny about how she managed to work Heath’s name into the conversation. She is really using anything she can to work it and get the publicity even the death of someone she probably didn’t even know that well. Just because they came from the same country , and a pretty large country at that she really had to use his name. That is like someone thinking that if someone in the US died I would be qualified to comment since we came from the same country. She is a user of any kind of publicity she can beg, borrow or steal.

I can’t believe she is soo full of herself to say that about Heath. She is not friends with him and if she had an ounce of class she would say nothing.
That is a perfect example of her thinking she is someone when she is no one. How cheesy!
“Dealing with it the best we can”??? As if he was in your circle of friends. How low do you have to be to use someones dealth to put yourself forward? Well Miranda just showed us she will do anything.

phone hand @ 02/03/2008 at 3:04 pm

She has her phone in her hand in one picture, maybe she just got off of it after talking to her baby Orlando, who is gonna fly there and be with her any minute. Then her PR people can wet themselves with excitment as they feed off of his fame. Pathetic, funny looking girl. Gravity isn’t gonna be her friend.

does anyone know the boots of hers ???

I think she’s going out with Jared he’s the only blog to talk about that Nobody “Miracabbage face”. Please don’t talk about Orly. Don’t play Jared’s game. OTHERWISE is going to post 5 more posts about her since he’ s got nothing else to post.

Superbowl!!!!! @ 02/03/2008 at 3:08 pm

The Superbowl is starting soon. Be sure to watch for the VS Commercial that will features the angles. Opps, Miranda won’t be in it!!!

Wonder how long until that contract is dropped also.

Your right, her only claim to fame besides strutting around in her undies is that for a brief few weeks she was Orlando’s maybe girlfriend. It is time for her to go away. Maybe we should all start ignoring the Jared posts about her. Except is is painful to see all of the people on her payroll show up and talk about how beautiful, cute and wonderful she is. Sad to have to have your PR firm say nice things, cuz no one else will. Miranda your 15 minutes is more than up. You are done babe.

funny ears @ 02/03/2008 at 3:26 pm

does anyone think her ears are freaky looking. along with the **** on the end of her nose.

sillybilly @ 02/03/2008 at 3:51 pm

Anyone else notice that’s she’s cute standing alone, but when she’s standing next to the other Angels she looks like a freak?

poor girl @ 02/03/2008 at 3:52 pm

She is trying so hard to be something…”the next big thing” and she just isn’t. She doesn’t have what it takes.

I agree about the dimples. It’s kind of like pigtails and they’r only cute when you are six years old. After that? Not so much.

She looks just like John Mayer’s type. I bet he’ll be tapping her soon!

Miranda Kerr is so dam* unattractive. And dimples are really, really ugly.

Her face is funny looking. She doesn’t seem like the top model type, more like those in-for-one-season girls.

Y’know, if you don’t like a particular celeb that Jared features, that’s understandable. People have different tastes. But don’t rag on Jared, jeez. No one is forcing you to come here.

BRAZILIAN GIRL @ 02/03/2008 at 4:39 pm

sweetie

she seems so friendly ‘n she has a luvly babyface ^^

just like me haha

Hater: someone whose own life is so shallow and empty, that they waste time insulting people that they will never meet, and then accuse Jared (and others) of cramming said person down their throats. If you don’t like someone, why waste time on them? The more you post here, the more popular she seems, thereby increasing the chances that she will be featured even more often.
I don’t like Kirsten Dunst, so I don’t look at threads that talk about her. It’s just that simple.

sillybilly @ 02/03/2008 at 4:47 pm

@ LT:

Yeah, then maybe he can pee on her too! Lol

I doubt John Mayer will go for it now-or any other famous person in their right mind. I’m sure word has got out about this girl and how she tried to sell Orlando out. Its’s funny how her ‘fans’ come here to say she is pretty or whatever and get mad at the ‘haters’ but they can’t defend what she did!
In the celebrity world talking to the press is like being a narc. You will never be in the ‘in crowd’ once they know about you.
I highly doubt Ms. Kerr will be able to land another famous boyfriend after her antics.

LOL @ #26 @ 02/03/2008 at 5:23 pm

You have to love the irony. She is caught posing with her phone for the DT after they hear her talking ‘baby talk’ to Orlando at the Sydney airport. Then he never shows up. Then just last week HE is now caught having a phone conversation and he is YELLING at someone. Ha. Wonder who that could have been.

She’s not as innocent as she looks, and as someone who associates with her circle of “friends” let’s jut say that her nickname should be Puff the Magic Dragon, if you catch my drift.

She’ll start showing her true colours - ******* Brandon Davis and cheating on her boyfriend with Orlando Bloom - who was obviously never interested at all (besides wanting her to be yet another notch on his bedpost) is just a few examples of the drama that Miranda deliberately allows in her life.

Adrian Camilleri, Facundo Pieres, Brandon Davis, Stavros Niarchos III, Orlando Bloom, Stephen Dorff, Brent Tuhtan, Josh Hartnett, Russell Simmons, Vladimir Roitfeld, and the list goes on. (This is just a handful of people she has been with and DOESN’T include the many boyfriends she had in her earlier days, the middle aged and older corporate businessmen, Australian designers, male models etc she has been in casual relationships/ had flings with.

Oh look it's cabbage patch! @ 02/03/2008 at 5:36 pm

It’s always the same with the cabbage patch girl. She’s always got the same fake poses and smile. She’s going to have to give her PR people a raise. I wonder if it’s true about VS dropping her from the lineup. Maybe that’s why she’s desperately putting herself out there this week. You really don’t see other VS models doing this PR stuff. The other VS models did a Superbowl party last night. We’ll know tonight if she’s in the commercial. She won’t be able to use that to get herself on these sites. She’ll just be another model whose shelf life is about to expire.

LOL. Then there must be someone at the DT that she is “very friendly” with who lies for her and gives her free press. Do you know what the link there is?

victoria’s secret D E V İ L

Oh, and I forgot to mention: when she first moved to NYC in 2004 she became engaged to a high-profile and respected fashion photographer (a google search will probably reveal who he is as she made sure it was listed on her Wikipedia page for several months - YES, SHE AND HER PEOPLE EDIT HER OWN WIKIPEDIA PAGE) but she forgot to mention to the photographer that she was still with her longterm Australian boyfriend (who eventually faced criminal charges on fraud) and THEN she ended up dating to a new boy she met without telling either of them. That’s the kind of lovely woman she is. Oh, and she’s was born in 1983, not 1985.

So, doing runway for Rock and Republuc is PR?? Silly me, I thought that is was her job. DOH!
Yeah, she was working instead of being at the VS party.

At least she is working in real fashion still, and not just for VS.

girlfriend has been busy @ 02/03/2008 at 5:57 pm

wow, 47 &43. Some how I can believe every bit of it.
I know Orlando isn’t completely innocent since he did mess around with her since April and heaped this drama in his own lap, but I do wonder how much she lied to him about the situation with Brent.
It sounds like she was just doing anyone famous she could to land a high profile boyfriend. Orlando never looked all that interested. It seems like they would hook up when she was in town but he never went out of his way for her or acted like she was his girlfriend.

A very good looking lady, skinny jeans and all.

Well, Russell Simmons was there last night. Maybe she was trying to reconnect. I do think it’s interesting that she’s playing the “celebrity” model thing as mentioned by Jared. She probably wants to be the next Paris Hilton (get invited to host parties, SWAG, etc.). She does seem to be the party girl according to what I’ve read, but she lacks the Hilton name. People like to see Paris because they like to see privileged people. Plus the fact the Paris is an expert self-promoter. Miranda seems too fake, and her PR people release info to the press to let everyone know what she’s doing well in advance. Her poses are like the girls on America’s Next Top Model in early episodes.

As for walking the catwalk, usually the more a model becomes known the less they walk the catwalk unless it’s for particular designer friends or charity. Jessica Stam is known in modeling circles but she is still a mainly runway model.

As for her statement about Heath, that quote sounds pretty insincere. Like it’s meant to draw attention to herself instead of Heath’s family and friends.

I never thought I would say this about comparing Paris to anyone but in this case I like Paris better. At least with Paris you know what you get and she makes it work for her. Love it or leave it. With Miranda she is cunning and sly and is the opposite of what she tries to convey to the public.

LOL. I doubt she is going to like being featured on JustJared anymore. It isn’t always true that all publicity is good. Seriously, I’m sure word is getting around the modeling industry and NY in general. The gig is up for this one. A couple more years of doing the catwalk and thats it. I can’t imagine her getting anymore big deals with respectable companies.

You guys are so stupid. The reason she mentioned Heath is because a reporter asked her about it. What is she supposed to say? No one cares abot Heath? No, she is respectful about it. And you guys aren’t having a different opinion. You are just being plain mean.

Wikapedia @ 02/03/2008 at 7:45 pm

I believe what the poster above said about Miranda and her PR editing her wikapedia site. I just checked Steven Dorff’s and it says he was ‘on the hunt’ for Miranda Kerr according to page 6. I’m sure his people didn’t write that so I wouldn’t put it past her to edit the pages of others either. Remember she did this to Orlando as well. Her pr kept feeing the press quotes about how crazy he was about her so she is probably doing the same thing to Stephen knowing since they had a brief thing (read:-He eff’ed her) he won’t make a big deal out of it.
Anyone know how to change those pages? She is mentioned in Orlando’s as well. I think it should read: “Miranda Kerr claimed they dated but he never acknowledged her ****** ho azz. She was just a random passing ho.”

I hope these guys all call her at her game. Here is a youtube video someone recently pointed out to me.It was added in June when she was
still with Jay/Brent-and the tags for it are “Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom”. This was done so if someone searches for him her video will come up. I think there are two by the same person she was working with. She has been using his name since she met him!!
Orlando has nothing to do with this video but yet his name is attached to it. Why?

see here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXYvm89O9yc

That was still a very tacky thing to say-especially if she hardly knows him. Saying it wasn’t her place to comment would have been better. Or saying something like “I feel for those WHO ACTUALLY KNEW HIM” would have been okay, but claiming it was going to be hard for her to deal with is just plain stupid.

You guys are pretty harsh. I think she’s very attractive and love the posts about her. It’s so much refreshing than the usual Paris/Lindsay/Britney drama. Are you people that jaded??

cabbage patch @ 02/03/2008 at 8:53 pm

You guys know why JJ posts these pictures of her? Because he is getting hits from OB fans. Stop clicking on the posts and feeding his revenue.

Y’know, it is very possible - in fact, it is most likely - that the reporter asked HER about Heath, and she responded accordingly.
By no means am I a Miranda Kerr fan - I have not given her much thought, however, anyone who seriously thinks she is unattractive has a major case of the GREEN EYED MONSTER. Listen to you lot! Jealous, jealous, jealous.

She’s a beautiful girl. Love the dimples!

Visit here much? @ 02/03/2008 at 9:08 pm

Actually Jared has posted more on Miranda in the last week than any of the other three that you mention. This site doesn’t do the nightly round up of Lindsay, Paris and Britney antics like some other sites. That’s why I like it. This girl Miranda wants to be like them and that’s probably why she gets the harsh comments. People just don’t like her. They don’t think she’s pretty or cute (I agree-she does look like a cabbage patch doll), and they don’t think she’s a nice person.

Laughing at the Miranda defenders.
Still saying people are jealous if they don’t like her.
They still can’t say anything other than she is cute-you guys must be jealous if you don’t like her.
They can’t say anything about all her famewhoring because they know its true.
Back to the Health comments. she could have said something else besides trying to act like they were close friends. It was cringe worthy to anyone with any dignity.

WickedWench @ 02/03/2008 at 10:11 pm

Miranda WHO?

itsnt it exusting spending your time hating someone so much.??
im not a fan but i find it werid that ppl whould sit here writing paraghraphs on ppl they hate. really sad.
she looks good here. :]

some of these peeps sure sound like frienemies who know too much, maybe peeps she used to know before she made it - and now they’re left behind, bitter and sad… or else they are just makin’ sh_it up for no reason - which is plain weird. girl’s good looking, sure she broke some hearts and stirred up some jealousy on the part of women not as blessed in the beauty department - big efffin’ deal.

You’re right. They don’t know anything. They are just making things up, based on stupid internet rumors. They have never met the girl. She was just in the wrong place, at the wrong time. By that I mean, she was seen with Orlando Bloom. How dare she! That b!tch!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I dont find her that attractive unless she is make upped to the nines ans airbrushed, the other VS models make her look plain, if I’m honest- I’m more jealous of their looks and body than Mirandas.

Not everyone thinks shes beautiful, I have come across plenty of men who prefer the otehr VS models and I agree with them.

I’m not sure I believe all these “freinemies” as you call them bataglio anyway as being legit, of course its highly possible, and if they are real, I would imagine they maybe more Brent/jay’s pals and if she dumped him they will be bitter, or maybe they do know the whole story.

All I know is the facts and thats Orlando saying shes beautiful and he hasnt seen her since abour DEC 23rd 2007,so for peoplewho think they are a couple, I say be realistic, and ro the Orlando fans I say dont bother posting about her anymore. If Olrando aint bothered about her no more- why should you be?

UMM JARED WHY ARE YOU MAKING THE ATTENTION SEEKING WHOREE FAMOUS?

SHE IS UGLY, AND NOT NEARLY AS SEXY AS ALL THE OTHER VICTORIAS SECRET MODELS.

JARED YOU REALLY NEED TO RE-EVALUATE THE MEANING OF ‘CELEBRITY’, BECAUSE MIRANDA KERR IS D LIST TO THE MAX!!!

Hello Jared!
umm havent heard of Jonas Brothers in a while
i went to there concert today in LA it was amazing

Beautiful girl!

She is gorgeous.
She not only does runway for Rock and Republic, she is their main model now. She is on their homepage, and if you click on ‘Collection”, she is the only female model that they are using in the entire spread.
Stunning.

Oh, and ‘Andrew’, yelling won’t force people to agree with you. It just makes you look childish.

To just jared- okey, where are Jessica Stam’s pics?Why did you take here only Victoria’s secret devil supernakedmodel miranda’s pics? And,that’s 3 in 8 days. İs she very important -thing-?

If she wasn’t a user why would that youtube video have Orlando’s name attached to it?? That was put on youtube in June when she was still with Brent-Jay.

I don’t think this “lauren” person would just make up those names. A few of those aren’t ones most people have heard of but doing a quick google you can see them have some fame-and some bucks.

@ 64& 65
The dislike people have for her has nothing to do with her being seen with Orlando. It has to do with the fact that she was such a famehore about it and milked it for her own advantage. (which it now seems came back to bite her in the azz-since she got caught!!)

The things that were said about her have nothing to do with ‘breaking hearts’. You wish. You sound like her pr person trying to spin it that she was just this cute little county girl that was just sooo pretty she broke all the boys hearts. yeah, right. It’s more like those ‘boys’ won’t go anywhere near her now that they know what she is like.

ahhhh i lurrrrrvvvvve this girl she is soooo gorgeous! : )

ave seen a few pics of her n i think she has such a amazzzing bod.
she is defo my fav vs model

all da people hu say she is ugly is obvi jealous.i dnt understand why she is so hated. wat her PR people r doin is normal. how else is she gonna get more photo shoots.

nd i dnt think her people edit her wikipedia if they did they would know her date of birth.

o n she is da only reason i found and came on this site. i luv da posts on her.

so keep it up justjared : )))

I always find it weird that people find skin and bones attractive. As a man I love me some curves you can do so much more with them. Give me Salma Hayek anyday.

Extra Extra-Read all about it! @ 02/04/2008 at 9:48 am

from today’s article about Miranda:

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,23159548-5012985,00.html?from=public_rss

an ex-calls her a **** and gets in a fight. Seems her reputation is being discussed from LA to NY to Sydney.

wow-what a shady group she hangs out with. You know what they say-where there is smoke there is fire.

Is that real fur she is wearing?

Leaving an apartment building with an actor while she still has a boyfriend then claiming they were setup and it was all PR

Having a romantic dinner with that same actor 5 seconds after she brokeup with the boyfriend

Planting sightings of herself and the actor in various papers

Setting up paparazzi pictures of herself in her home country

Hanging out with known drug addicts.

Her ex boyfriend calling her a SL$T.

Sounds like she’s just an ambitious little H$E but she’s pretty so all’s forgiven lol

that article is hilarious
her buddy probaby protected her honor just so she would keep sleeping with him

amazing how she went from plain jane to some what pretty with all that make up…and that is a lot of make up!

lol, that’s what I thought too. “oh, she is doing that guy too, aye?”
Maybe he is one of the ones from the list that the poster above mentioned.

Wow, you are so blinded by hate that you didn’t even read the article. If you had, you would never have posted a link. The article talks about a bitter ex who called her, and her friend, a sl*ts. Is he the only bitter ex to have ever called a former girfriend a sl*t? I sure don’t think so. When I was in highschool, I broke up with a guy, who then tried to spread a rumor that I was a sl*t. I was actually a virgin at the time. What the article does prove is that Miranda has friends who care enough about her to risk jail time to shut the jerk up.
And I guess that you missed this quote… “Everyone just loves Miranda. She’s a darling. But what (Adrian) said, well, it wasn’t on,” one party spy told Confidential yesterday.”
Doesn’t it p*ss you off to know that your post backfired??

reagadless of the Telegraph’s intent that article is funny as hell.
It just means thats the Daily Telegraph take on it. Everyone knows she has connections there so they will write about it to suit their agenda. And no, not everyone loves Miranda. That right there should make it clear they are writing it with an agenda.

I think it backfired on the DT because just by putting it out there they are leaving the reader with a serious question mark as to why he was calling her a s-lut.

This is a silly thread @ 02/04/2008 at 2:54 pm

#82 it looks like three people who replied after the link believed it so it doesn’t like it backfired. 3 to 1 are pretty good odds.

“She’s a darling”? Really? That’s so comic.

"darling" girl @ 02/04/2008 at 3:45 pm

Hmmm, people who know her, love her and think that she is “darling”.
People who DON”T know her, don’t like her and call her horrible names.
I think that the feelings of the ones who know the girl carry a bit more weight than those who don’t, now don’t you think?
Or an I being ridiculous in asking you folks to think rationally?

Belly Ache @ 02/04/2008 at 4:14 pm

Please don’t make me laugh so hard, #86, you’re giving me a belly ache.
Not everyone who knows her loves her…that’s kind of the point of it all.
She has burned alot of bridges with her famewhoring ways…and that is with people who knew her very well.

My God, you people are sad.
You’re little lives must be truely pathetic to spend so much time hating someone that you don’t know and will probably never meet. Your life is not affected by her, or any other celebrity, so why waste so much energy hating them? I just don’t understand it.

#88 What took you so long? I thought you’d gallop in on your high horse much sooner.

Please look at her “MEN collection”.

Yes, Darling=Comic.

DT made up this story about “dear, sweet Miranda” for DAMAGE CONTROL against all of the negative stories floating around about her.

It didn’t happen the way they portray it. DT is chequebook “journalism” and should not be taken seriously, and this conveniently timed “story” (which YET AGAIN portrays Kerr in a positive light) is proof of that.

Only a fool would believe that article.

P.S: Miranda is NOT a supermodel. That word gets thrown around far too much. Gemma Ward and Catherine McNeil are the only two Australians who can be deemed “supermodels”. Kerr is just a mainstream, commercial lingere and bikini model who sometimes models streetwear.

She tried to be high-fashion, but failed because she is too common looking. She lies about her height too. She’s only 5′7.5″, not 5′9″. It’s well known in the industry, and next time you see a photo of her desperately following some actor around, note the high platform shoes or heels.

sillybilly @ 02/04/2008 at 5:54 pm

Hey lauren,

(and I’m being completely sincere, not at all sarcastic)

You seem to know a little inside info about Mizz Kerr and I like smut. Do tell more! Like, how did you find out about some of those “unknowns” she’s been messing with?

When did that story take place then?

I had a feeling it was weird timing but it also didn’t make Miranda look the way they wanted her to. It only brought more attention to it and made people ask more questions. It was almost like a “this is what happens to people who talk about Miranda” kind of thing.
It is funny that they have dropped the Orlando story. They must have got the memo that he isn’t playing their game any longer.

Oh, and yes, she does look around 5′7″ish in the x17 pictures since she is wearing at least 4 inch heels and he is about 5′10.

As far as their ‘checquebook’ journalism..she can’t have that much money so how is she so connected to the DT?

OK, now you guys are contradicting yourselves(self?).
First, you claim that the article shows her in a bad light. Claiming that it proves that people think that she is a sl*t, and that she hangs around a dubious crowd. NOW you say that the article was planned by her camp for “DAMAGE CONTROL” and shows her in a “positive light”.
You silly people need to get your stories straight. This just makes your hatred seem even more desperate (if that’s possible).

@94
I know you would love to believe it is all one poster but it isn’t .
It isn’t contradicting yourself if there are different posters who have differnt views of it, duh!

obviously someone thinks it was a DT game plan. But regardless of their motive it made her look bad again. Especially since they have
“You’re a ****” written across her pictures. People who didn’t know anything about the rumors and now going to have this in their minds.
Duh!

Now , we are silly people and she’s a darling.
Please think twice.

Devout Buddhist? @ 02/04/2008 at 7:53 pm

Why do all of the Australian papers/website always mention that she’s a “devout Buddhist”? They always use the same term. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a phrase so overused in connection with anyone’s name, even the Dalai Lama. Do they think readers will believe it the more they mention it?

BTW, I don’t believe the “devout Buddhist” thing. People who are really into their personal religion usually don’t try to tag themselves w/it all of the time. Besides, it she were so devout she would be living on a commune somewhere with a shaved head.

@97 lol
If she was a devout buddhist there is a lot of things she wouldn’t be doing/have done.
She claims to be of the same sect of buddhism as Orlando so most likely what “pottsy” said is true and she was just doing that to impress him and that will fade away as quickly as that ‘relationship’ did.
lol, However, I would think that she believes in Karma now!!!

omgosh i love her!!! i love her dimples…so cute.

Yay, we’ve reached 100 posts!
We have now guaranteed that Jared will post anything, and everything on Miranda that he can find. She sure is popular. You know what they say…it doesn’t matter what they say about you, as long as they spell your name right.
Thanks to all of you haters (all three of you), we will now get to see posts on Miranda more often. Orlando isn’t going to make her famous, you guys are.
thanks!

People should be more jealous of the model Veronica Taylor, the one who Orlando came onto and “touched inappropriatley” in a nightclub, she is definately more good looking that Miranda!

@ 73 - i “wish”? i “wish” that she were a sweet little heart breaker, and not the “****” you are convinced she is? cretin, i don’t sit here wishing stuff about celebs. this is nothing more than brain candy and a bit of entertainment after i put seriousness aside for the day. if anyone wishes anything, it’s you, wishing you were her… let go of the bitterness, it won’t make her any less successful, and it’ll just age your a_ss quicker.

I have to wonder about what is wrong with parents these days. She won a modeling contest when she was about 14, and Mom and Dad cashed in on all the goodies. They let her strut her stuff, and reinforced the viewpoint in their daughter that how you look, and what your body is like is what makes you important. Just like Brittany’s parent’s did to her. No wonder she is so desperate for fame, and adultation, it is what makes her whole, it is what makes her valid. Add on the idea of a famous boyfriend and she has reached the pinacle of sucess as defined my her parents and her. Parents who use their children like this should be shot. What will happen to her when doesn’t have the body to model anymore. Then she will be, according what her parents have taught her, worthless.

soooooo…..
Then what did happen if that article is wrong?
Was there at least a fight over calling her a sl*t?

Its really sad actually- I have been reading a lot lately how men are saying that most of the VS models are getting ugly yet they still say they would **** them even though they say they have seen better looking women on the street- I think its a sad state of affairs that a man would have sex with a woman just for her body even though they find her fugly! I know it prob happens a lot but at the endsof the day these VS models are just seen as pieces of meat, and I dont think that is a good thing, how must women put themsleves thru that? BUt it shows you how fickle and shallow the world and entertainent industry is today!

#105 you must have read the same article I did. I remember when Victoria Secret models used to be sexy bombshells. This Miranda has the face of a 12 year and not one curve on her body. I’ve seen her underwear ads and I see more ribs than curves. Why are models like Bar Refaeli not VS models. I saw a pic of her in a bikini and she has boobs and GASP! curves. Meat on her bones. Why not Petra Nemcova, she’s hot. No offense but I think it must be Gay men working for VS if they think these new girls are hot.

oh goodie. look who’s in NY. wonder how soon before we “hear” about the reunion and romantic dinners, etc(even if they are PR planted).
knew everybody thinkin’ it was over was wrong/too soon.VS models are the prefered status symbol for the movie star Bloom fancies himself to be. he wasn’t going to give it up for anything, esp. a bunch of whiny fans.

And yeah, he’s probably on his way to London, but fashion week is ending;maybe she’ll go w/him?

@107
Doubt it.
Yea, it’s a status thing if they’re clean.
But in this case I think her bad reputation might outweigh
the positive of being a model. Did you read the list of men before him? Isn’t that the other status symbol for a man-she has to be a ‘near-virgin’. What’s the big whoop now?
He was played and I’m sure he doesn’t like that. It isn’t like she just spoke too much -it appears she was playing him in the press all along. That has to hurt his pride.

you’re amaaaaazing 107! got any lottery numbers? stock tips?

sillybilly @ 02/06/2008 at 3:12 pm

Dang told ya’

Where did you find out about him being in NY? U got a tracking device on this guy?

He is with DAVID BLAINE in the photgraphs, maybe he is having sex with him too!!
Its been ages since him and Miranda last hooked up he obviously cant be that bothered about her, if he can go 8 weeks wihout having some of her, then he is SO not into her, you arent very realistic if you think otherwise!!

eatmorepasta @ 02/06/2008 at 4:43 pm

You’re on to something. Orlando is having sex with David Blaine. Look, he went all the way cross country just to see him!

Seriously, it’s clearly not some grand love affair. If he actually bothers seeing her in NYC then that makes her his Friday Night Girl.

David Blaine is in Miranda’s Facebook friends list and they both leave each other flirty comments. Hmmmm. Is he her next target?

Or worse, maybe David is friends with her-and he asked Orlando to come help her save face in light of all the rumors.
When was the last time he left her a message?
orlando probably got there on Monday afternoon or evening so if he is there to be seen with her I’m surprised he hasn’t done it yet. I’m sure we would have seen pictures of it.

Does anyone know if she has any more shows coming up this week? Maybe ones that Orlando will show up at and get seen on purpose?

It is very odd if there is anything still going on that a friend in oz would be the one to defend her and not him. I wonder if Orlando has been given an ear full or not.

Black Sheep @ 02/06/2008 at 5:48 pm

Orlando is there for a UNICEF event. And yes, Ms. Kerr is listed as an attendee. No surprise there, she’d manage to worm her way into any event he was going to just to get herself press.

Black Widow @ 02/06/2008 at 6:00 pm

Can you provide a link for the UNICEF info that says she is going.
If she is going it must be with him. It isn’t like she would have any other reason to go.

Black Sheep @ 02/06/2008 at 6:04 pm

She’s a model, it’s an event during fashion week, that’s reason enough to go for her. But go on and think this is a sign of twu wub if you must. LOL. It took Bloom 3 years or so to even admit he was dating KB you think he’s already taking MK to events?

Oh, a link? http://www.google.com/

If you understood at all how Orlando operated you’d know that if they were dating her name would have been kept off the list and she’d have been “snuck” in only to be “accidentally” caught by the cameras. Amateurs. LOLZ :D

Maybe he is there for his job.
Maybe he will go to London for The Bafta Awards.(I hope)
Maybe she is over for him.
We will see that what will be happen.

@black widow @ 02/06/2008 at 6:09 pm

It’s a fashion week event. Checked Orlando Love. Sponsored by Gucci. That’s plenty reason for her to be there, don’t you think?

Black Widow @ 02/06/2008 at 6:13 pm

Oh, I don’t think it’s a sign of true love-at all.However, I don’t think she would be invited on her own. Most of that list is high up the food chain. I was just asking.
If anything -if there is something between them I think he has left her looking like a fool since Christmas. Why did it take him over a month to be seen with her when he reputation was at stake-especially inher home county? Sounds like they both have low standards. Her for accepting being treated like that and him not caring if he was used.
Although, we will see if they are seen together there. There is the off chance that this was planned a while ago when they were seeing each other and she was put on the list.

RE: David Blaine @ 02/06/2008 at 6:21 pm

I looked at his facbook which is connect to his website-and I couldn’t see any messages from Miranda. Does she use another name?
I wonder if she already had a fling with David? (LOL!)
How flirty are we talking here? Very strange is she is flirting with a friend of her supposed boyfriend. Hollyweird for ya

ladies and gentlemen @ 02/06/2008 at 6:22 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Please be careful when write/talk about miranda.

Because, she’s a “darling”.

#113 I agree with you.

Hey Lauren!! @ 02/06/2008 at 6:46 pm

Where did you go?
I looked at The Wall on his site and there are 133 messages and
I don’t see any from her. Were they deleted? Please post the link or tell us what the messages said.

There is the off chance that this was planned a while ago when they were seeing each other and she was put on the list.

I don’t really think he’d go for that. He’s extremely weird/secretive about people he is dating. However, it is very likely this was planned a very long time ago. It’s a huge thing, they don’t invite people at the last minute or even the last week.

This reminds me very much of the story with Penelope Cruz last year. She and Orlando had rumors, kept attending the same events and stuff and it was all a lot of nothing.

Need to add I also remember Orlando attending a party in Paris a few years ago out of the blue that Kate was at during I think Paris fashion week and everyone thinking it meant they were getting back together because why else would they go to the same event in Paris, it was definitely weird at the time. It turned out later Orlando was there doing a photoshoot for a magazine and Kate was there with her new boyfriend.

A thing I remembered, things are not always what they seem at the time.

LOL. So what you sayin’?
Orlando and David are now setting up pap pictures to
send messages to Miranda that they know whats up?
Like two jilted girlfriends confronting a boy? Hmmm. Now that would be something.Who knew Orli and David were friends?J/K

She didnt even go to the UNICEF benefit that she was down for in NY tonight that Orlando went to, why do I get the feeling that Miranda wasnt wanted there by a certain Actor who cottoned onto her ways and kicked her to the kerb?

FACE IT, she tried to get him, she failed. Wonder who her next victim is.

She was there, unfortunately.

onehundredthirty @ 02/07/2008 at 9:23 am

She was there but no one knew who she was to take her pictures except one agency so they showed up today.
This event was planned a long time ago so it doesn’t mean much that she was there.
So far she isn’t in the background pictures with Orlando like she pulled at his cousin’s gallery show-trying to pose with him.
I say it’s still wait and see what comes out. If he still isn’t being snapped with her after all the rumors about her then I can’t see them being together at all.

what'a ya know @ 02/07/2008 at 9:43 am

someone posted a bigger picture here.
Am I being too critical or does she look trampy and not dressed
for the occasion?

http://community.livejournal.com/obdiscussion/30558.html

If you’re too critical so am I! Wow, what a ****** dress, totally inappropriate if you look how everyone else was dressed.

“This event was planned a long time ago so it doesn’t mean much that she was there.”

Not just that, it’s fashion week, this is a fashion week event, that’s more than likely the reason she was there. Orlando was there because he worked for UNICEF. Anyone looking for more is realllllllllly stretching.

yup. uh-huh. yea. d**n.

there he is. and there she is. don’t hold your breath that they didn’t hook up sometime during the evening. after all, he and KB never took/allowed pictures together at events like these either, and it never meant they weren’t there together. perhaps we’ll read some random blog entry soon, or her PR people will serve up a little tease.

as for the 8 week separation stuff? what of it really-first there were the holidays and then they, well she at least, seemed to be working. when you’re rich the world becomes your playground, so really, what’s a few thousand miles(or flights or e-mails or phone calls)? oh, and didn’t he disappear for a few weeks recently? uh-huh.

sorry. don’t mean to burst the wishful thinking bubble that seems to be building up here, but my gut instincts have been straight on target about these two all along, and its been saying they are not “done” by any means.

of course I’ll be the first one in the happy dance conga line if my gut instinct is proved wrong….

forgot to say
uhm yea. the dress. its not just you.
that dress screams “i’m a model! look at me!!”
out of place with the generally elegant looks of the others. but bloom seems to like ‘em that way.

i thought madonna looked beautiful. and a nursing salma hayek…um,wow. but beautiful too, don’t get me wrong.

LMAO @ Told ya!
Yes but you also forget that Him and Kate were together ALL if not most time since day 1!!

As for the 8 week gap thing, he disappeared for 11 days! Big deal even if he went to see her then, it still took him long enough! A man who is dating an apparent “hot” girl or even if hes wnating sex what the hell took so long?? COME ON! Be realistic!

Yeah SHE is working, but he isnt why hasnt he been STAYING with her most the time? No reason on earth why not, he can afford to time and money!!

I have been in a long distance relationship before and trust me you cant get enough of one another we both worked but still got to each other EVERY WEEKEND,we took turns because when you want someone, hell you want them! I speak from experience, true not everyiones the same, but when you arent working then NO excuse, the holidays are no excuse anyhow, what about hs birthday, wouldnt they spend thst together?

I do agree that from a PR point of view it may not be over, as they will want to bleed it dry. But as of yet- nothing as i type this.

The most these 2 are are people that f00k when in same town, but somehow I kind of doubt that because Miranda seems the type to “tell all” he would be best off having it with an escort as at least they keep their mouth shut!

Dirty Secret @ 02/07/2008 at 1:33 pm

I don’t see it. This was planned a long time ago. If there is anything still between them she is allowing herself to look like a dirty secret. Enough so that the papers in her home county are writing articles about her being called a **** because of all the gossip. With Kate, he never talked about it but you saw them together. He isn’t been seen with this one despite all that is being said about her in her circle of friends? Some bf if he is then? Why would she settle for that if she doesn’t have bragging rights and has to hide and she can’t even talk to the DT anymore?

Why would she settle for that if she doesn’t have bragging rights and has to hide and she can’t even talk to the DT anymore?

Yup! That’s the key. She was/is in it for the press. No press= no point. And I don’t buy the excuses for the 8 weeks or whatever it was apart. She told the DT boyfriend was going to Ausstralia. And he didn’t. He was in LA. They kept expecting him for after XMAS. Nothing. She then went back to NYC and he was in LA. Even for those weeks he wasn’t papped there were sightings of him in LA and London. And as we see now the second he stepped foot in NYC he was snapped. This is the same as how some of you were convinced he was actually in Ausstralia and had dumb azz reasons like “the Aussie media/paparazzi are slow” when it was pretty clear he wasn’t there. No sightings, no pics. Same now. He hasn’t been near her until he came to town for a benefit. As someone said, f*ckbuddies when its convenient at best and nada at worst.

I do agree that from a PR point of view it may not be over, as they will want to bleed it dry. But as of yet- nothing as i type this.

I agree. But what I don’t get is why people believe every little thing they are fed. There is so far no pictorial proof. Anything else is likely bullshit. If PR floats something out there don’t bite, use your brains.

One last thing. As amatuer hour-ish her agent is, so far there’s nothing to indicate that what she’s said isn’t the truth. They hook up when they are in the same city. That hardly means they’re a couple. That implies no effort made, only convenience.

yep. He came to NY for a benefit. Would he have stopped over before London if he didn’t have UNCIEF? Doubtful.
They are both aware of the rumors going around about her.
She was seen with him in December at Villa/Ago so it isn’t like they were always going to hide it and never be seen in public so why now if there is still something? He could have easily just been seen with her at restaurant or something to help her out and stop alot of it .He hasn’t for over 6 weeks. Makes you wonder why not. It can’t just be the “we’re private” thing since they went out before no problem.
If the rumors weren’t an issue for her why would the DT be writing articles like that 3 weeks after the supposed fight took place?
As soon as he got into NY he was hanging out with David Blaine and they just happened to be seen by photogs. Wow, you would think if he hadn’t seen his girlfriend in a while he would want to spend time with her?
I agree with whoever above said he should just get an escort since this ‘relationship’ -if anything-is not much different than that and you have a better chance of them not talking to the press once it’s over.

someone found this blog which might be very telling.
It is from someone who was there last night. You can see Orlando talking to Gweneth-who came without her husband-but Miranda is no where near him. This isn’t just arrivals for the press-this is at the party itself-when they didn’t know they were being photographed. GP is in Pink and OB is the guy talking to her-see the cute curls;)
Miranda doesn’t seem to be anywhere in any of these.

http://www.fashionisspinach.com/2008/02/and-then-i-died-and-went-to-fashion.html

Oh you know what people will say 140……” Maybe she was in the ladies room”.. or maybe ” she hadnt arrived yet” blah blah blah… or MAYBE just maybe, the two kept away from each other all night, one can only hope!

Why is Miranda doing their! Thats a UNICEF benefit not a runway show. I doubt that she even cares about the orphans in Africa, I bet she dosent even care about what UNICEF even does like travels to third world countries and help out, I bet she would never do that, she just went to have some more publicity.

I see 3 of the VS models were in NY today signing copies of Esquire magazine, funny how Miranda wasn’t chosen to be in that line up, I dont get why when she lives there and is one of the newest additions to the angels.

I wonder if VS will be renewing her contract and that is why she is doing all this publicity overload.

Missed again @ 02/07/2008 at 9:25 pm

I was just going to post that link

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/20172915.html?mode=reply

you do have to ask why she isn’t involved in most the VS things.
Will that be renewed? Is she still on the payroll?

very very interesting @ 02/08/2008 at 8:44 am

There are hundreds of pictures of this event with every celebrity that was there.There was none found of Kerr inside during the event. Not with Orlando and not with anyone else. Not from professional pictures or private pictures.She isn’t in any photo -or even in the background of anyone elses photos. Did she just go to get that gift bag and go home? Very odd for someone who loves the camera.

very very interesting @ 02/08/2008 at 9:17 am

forgot to mention:

Also these is NO DT article about this event either. You know if it was a big deal for her they would have mentioned it…and mentioned who else was there. Things that make you go hmmmmmm???

LOL! Careful #145, you do realize you’re shooting holes in your own “she’s the biggest fame***** EVER” theories, right?

In a room full of people like Madonna, Gwyneth, Demi, Tom, Katie etc. Who would give a sh$t about Miranda. Most probably didn’t know who she was. There was even a picture of Orlando and the photographer didn’t recognize him. They labeled him “?”

148.. it still doesnt make sense though that if she is with Orlando in some shape or form, hell even friends- why in the private photos of the room itself u can see Orlando in them talking to gwynnie.. but NO Miranda, not even near him- why not? In most the photo angencies they DO know who Orlando is, so it still doesnt make any sense why she isnt even in the background of any.

Don’t forget about the big party at Prada Tuesday night. Bloom was there…and so was she.
It was a Fashion Week party;many of the people she works with would be there, so it makes sense.

And you little fangirlies can rant and scream and demand pictures (”it’s all a LIE because there aren’t any pictures!!!!” ) all you want, but the truth is, Bloom goes to A LOT of parties and vanity fairs(face it, he’s all about The Scene whether its West or East Coast or London, etc.) that you don’t know about because he requests no pictures. Or asks/has someone ask they be deleted.

But it doesn’t mean he wasn’t there.
Or that they weren’t there either.
All it means is there aren’t any pictures.

As for the opinion that she”s a fame*****? Can’t say I disagree, but for some reason maybe she’s decided to play by his rules when their together.(shoulder shrug).

Just don’t rely on no photos as proof negative.

I dont rely on photos, he was also at a theatre show last night, dont tell me she was there also?

To be honest it fits all agendas when there are no photos because it vant be proved either way so its easy to say was/wasnt there, so u cant say either way can you?

I’m also not saying they dont attend places and hang out together, if they do they do, thats life!

I have heard he ONCE asked pics to be deleted but you are going back years when he did it when with Kate. He had pics taken on Wednesday night, so whatever.

If they are together so be it, does it matter, people will still dislike her like they are doing now.

As for the opinion that she”s a fame*****? Can’t say I disagree, but for some reason maybe she’s decided to play by his rules when their together.(shoulder shrug).

Or they are attending events the same week, like many people do? Even if they dated in the past, or didn’t, or were friends, or aren’t friends now? Like Orlando did in Paris 2007 I think when he and Kate Bosworth turned up suddenly at a party during Fashion week and fangirlies as you say were convinced the only reason he could have gone to Paris was for her. Sound familiar? They weren’t together, didn’t get back together. But you should have heard the screaming at the time.

Point being, true, no pictures doesn’t prove they are not together, but it also doesn’t prove that they are. Much the same as last year when Orlando was at several Oscar events with then “gf” Penelope Cruz. They kept going to the same parties, and everyone screamed and screamed. And it didn’t mean anything.

You can’t have it both ways. You have your theory. Other’s have theirs. (shoulder shrug)

Thus far there have been a total of zero sightings of them together. Not at the same venue. Together. Interacting. Talking. Canoodling. Anything. When he’d go to events with Kate and they’d not take pictures but be pictures seperately there were always stories attached saying they were all over each other, holding hands, so adorable, etc. And now? So far none of that. Frankly I am surprised that people haven’t planted false stories. I was tempted to do it myself, to see if any of you suckers would bite. But I didn’t want to feed the shippers and consipracy theorists insanity.

Where was it even mentioned that she was there?
it wasn’t a Prada fashion show.
Maybe she was-but are you just guessing or was it
mentioned some place?

Also it is quite hilaroius if they are actually together in some way, that they can go to pap hang outs just before xmas to be seen (come on is niave to think that they didnt know that) and now its all hush hush?? LMAO, its a joke really, but thats IF they are together as in f00kbuddies/couple, which lets face it NOBODY KNOWS. And that my darlings IS a fact!!

I dont rely on photos, he was also at a theatre show last night, dont tell me she was there also?

Yes, that is what this anon will say. Because just as she scolds people for saying no pictures= no proof they were together, she uses the same logic to prove they were together. no pictures= yes she was there because she is following his rules all of a sudden. Convenient, isn’t it?

To be honest it fits all agendas when there are no photos because it vant be proved either way so its easy to say was/wasnt there

Precisely. It’s why this conversation is circular. But I like a good circular conversation. I’ll admit I can’t 100% prove my side, but will the other side do the same? Probably not, wouldn’t fit their agenda that Orlando MUST be with this woman, for whatever reason, be it they need him to have a gf, they think she annoys fangirls, or what have you.

Also it is quite hilaroius if they are actually together in some way, that they can go to pap hang outs just before xmas to be seen (come on is niave to think that they didnt know that) and now its all hush hush??

Oh, don’t you know? She’s now playing by his rules for whatever reason! And if you think he’s here for her, he only comes to see her when its convenient for him and not a moment sooner. How romantic! Oh but wait, we can’t prove he wasn’t with her before because no pics= yes they are together.

This ANON doesn’t know if she was at the Prada thing.
He is assuming. The only way people know Orlando was there is because of a random blog.
He might have been there with David Blaine to see the movie for all we know.

Good point, 154. It doesn’t add up that they would go back to trying to play hide and seek

They go ‘public’ in December by being seen at clubs. Then he doesn’t show up in OZ after she told everyone he was.
She is looking like a fool to the point that her hometown paper is writing articles trying to defend her, but yet her ‘boyfriend’ still won’t be seen with her in public to help her out? She has that low self esteem that she is willing to allow all that? Why hide now? Why not at least be standing somewhat close to each other at an event that people are assuming they were at together?

about last night @ 02/08/2008 at 4:47 pm

Orlando was seemingly at the theater with a male friend. Found at a performer’s blog:

Still high and wet from the performance, I made my way downstairs. An audience member and his friend asked me questions at the door of the women’s dressing room, “Where is this from? Where is the cast from?” His friend said with an English accent, “…You made me feel like a kid again.” Orlando Bloom told me this, and I couldn’t help but swoon into the dressing room shortly after

@159, thanks for that info, I have just found it myself, for the benefit of otehrs that cant find it, here it is:

http://superflyingrosa.blogspot.com/2008/02/good-ingredients-make-great-cake.html

As it says the “friend” of Orlando had a british accent.

Oh My God…..Did you hear Brad Renfro died?

I didn’t heard.. sooo sorry… He was too young like Heath…RİP Brad…

#149 there are what a handful of pictures of Orlando at the party? There was plenty of time when Orlando wasn’t being photographed. Do you know where he was, who he was with and what he was doing during those times he wasn’t being photographed?

Why am I responding to this drivel. I personally hope Orlando did hook up with Miranda and f$cked her silly. Why not and why would anyone need to care?

@163 or shud i say anon/told ya

u respond because you have an agenda obv. You are so hard trying to wind everyone up and be a clever ****! Lets be totally honest here!
If Orlando and Miranda are f$cking good 4 them, you will be able to cream your knickers!!! good 4 u! If they arent what will you do? Oh I know u will stop posting here and trying to push them as a couple, I think you will be lucky to see Orlando and Miranda together again! Keep dreaming sweetheart.

Oh and BTW theres more chance of him having f$cked the model he took home with him after the VS party, after all shes the one who got into his car with him not sweet Miranda! LMAO!!

You could be right 163. And he and David Blaine might have been on their way to the free clinic in Soho together. God knows they will both need it.

Ah the circular logic again. If they are seen together they’re dating, if they’re not seen together they’re dating. If there are weeks where they are not seen together they are together. Must be nice when all roads lead to yes.

LMAO #165!!!

Yeah cos shes THAT good in bed that he couldnt keep away from her that it took 8/9 weeks for him to get to her! God she is soooo good!

Maybe thats why they brought DB into the mix… as Orlando was sooo bored with her!

Its funny for a f%ckbuddy/girlfriend that he dont seem all that IN to her literally, maybe he was getting sex elsewhere, maybe Veroinca Taylor… or that Blonde he took home after the VS party , he had a huge grin on his face when she was in the car with him didnt he….

Its funny for a f%ckbuddy/girlfriend that he dont seem all that IN to her literally, maybe he was getting sex elsewhere, maybe Veroinca Taylor… or that Blonde he took home after the VS party , he had a huge grin on his face when she was in the car with him didnt he….

Or the blonde and brunette he partied with in LA about 10 days ago when he could have been in NY with his pooky bear Miranda? But I am sure he and those girls are just friends.

PWS is an Idiot @ 02/08/2008 at 8:11 pm

Porky Wet Sausage your an idiot. My only other comment on this board was #148.

You have posted here more than once thicko!! call me out all you like but we all know that u r the same poster as the anon/told ya poster… u r like.. so obvious Kid!!! Never mind, better luck next time!
Oh and it was mighty sweet of you to type out my full name! you are a sweet gal lmao

“Don’t forget about the big party at Prada Tuesday night. Bloom was there…and so was she. It was a Fashion Week party;many of the people she works with would be there, so it makes sense.”

Is there a link to this story?

Hate to burst your bubble, but a friend of mine was a waiter at the UNICEF party, and he saw them together. He saw Orlando, and Miranda visiting other tables together, and then they sat together for dinner. He recognized Orlando, and said that he was with a “tall, leggy, brunette”. When I described Miranda, and what she was wearing, he said that he was positive it was her. He said that he noticed her legs right away. :)
According to my friend, the photographers were only allowed in certain areas, that’s why so many of the people that were there, weren’t photographed during the party itself.

Someone you know @ 02/08/2008 at 9:28 pm

Aww you have a friend! Guess what? I can do you one better. *I* was there. And you’re full of ****. Prove me wrong.

Tolly McTroll @ 02/08/2008 at 9:30 pm

What took you so long sorry? I figured there would be many more comments like this by now. It only took 72 hours for someone who clearly frequents this thread to find out she has a friend who worked a very exclusive party with A-list celebrities.

Tolly McTroll @ 02/08/2008 at 9:36 pm

And of all the places on the net you ran right to this old Miranda Kerr post on JJ to share your insider knowledge! Here’s a tip, next time try a blog or IMDB or a fanboard– preferably a generic fanboard as to up the authenticity. It will get back here anyway AND have the added bonus of making it all much more believable.

That’s odd because my cousin was also there working as a waitress on the table Orlando was sat and didnt see them at all together, in FACT he was seated with Gwyneth Paltrow and Molly Sims all evening, In fact my cousin said him and Molly were very close and she thought they were dating until I put her straight.
Miranda wasn’t seen eating or sat at any table, there was rumors that she didn’t stay for long.
I haven’t a notion on whether Orlando is with Miranda as a couple or whether they arrived/left together-, but on this night Orlando was mostly with Gwyneth Paltrow and Molly Sims, I asked specifically about Orlando because my cousin knows how much of a fan I am.
My cousin had a photo of herself taken with Orlando that she has sent to me that she took off her cellphone when he went to the bathroom, I will post it up here :) I only recieved it today and am at work at the moment :/

Tolly McTroll @ 02/08/2008 at 9:44 pm

I’d say the same to you Jennifer. But if you do have a picture you win the battle of the insiders. :D

yeah, lo and behold, you just happen to visit an OLD thread that only people following the story have been going to?And three days later. Wow, lucky you!
Oh, and the photogs were all over. Didn’t you see pictures of people at their tables?
Also, there were private pictures on blogs that showed the room.
There are even pictures of Madonna and Gweynth dancing-so there was alot of access of the whole evening.

why don’t you go tell your story to gawker.com

Oh and 172, next time to make it more realistic, you should have said

“My waiter friend told me that when Orlando went to the bathroom Miranda was searching the place for someone richer and more famous who wasn’t publicity shy. I think she was eyeing Selma Hayek’s old rich dude.”

then, I might have believed you.

I think Jennifer is probably taking the pi$$ out of “sorry” LMAO!

I’m hoping Jennifer is for real, yo. Orlando + Molly Sims is hot.

If either of the “insidrs” are telling the truth then I will eat my fishtank!! lol

Will you post pictures of that if you do Jinna? :D

LOL i will, i keep my promises ;) lmao urgh tho!

You guys are hilarious but the real inside scoop is that Orlando spends most of his time with men not women. Haven’t you noticed?

your name here @ 02/08/2008 at 10:29 pm

How can anyone think these two are still hooking up?
He came to NY for some gala planned ages ago.
He has been spotted hanging out with his male friends only.
Last night-very likely his last before London-he was again out with a male friend being seen hanging out at the women’s dressing room of the theatre. She couldn’t have been working because she was only in two shows this whole week. Of all the blogs, write-ups and pictures NONE of them say anything about him being with her or any woman and he has been seen about 4-5 places in these last few days.

Before Christmas there were tons of sightings and reports. Then she went home and told the papers he was coming and pretty much told them where to set up their long lenses for some good shots….ha, in fact I bet she left them a bread crumb trail and set up a picnic basket for them..but loverboy never showed. She looked like a fool. They were never seen together since. He doesn’t seem to concerned about her embarrassment.

well said your name here!
Why be everyhwere together back then and not now? ODD!

Tonight the night.
Will we see “darling” miranda tonight at The Bafta Awards?

Honey…Tonight???
The 2008 BAFTA Awards,Mon.,Feb.11,at 9 p.m……….

You people are hopelessly stupid. He hasn’t been seen with Miranda during his entire stay in New York even when they were at the same event together yet you brain dead dummies are on the look out for the BAFTAS. Please go get a clue girls.

Your theory makes no sense. Why would this girl want to play by his rules? There is nothing in it for her.
She turns 25 in two months and her career is not doing well at all. She only has the VS campaign and they hardly feature her. Will they even sign her again?
Why be willing to hang with some guy who is going to make you hide?
It can’t be about ‘true love’ by the way they treat each other and I’m sure she can’t be waiting for some big payout-like the M word. It doesn’t fit.

Orlando is back in London and it looks like he arrived Friday early evening. It really doesn’t look like he spent any time in NY with Miranda. BTW, she was at a fashion show front row Tuesday,same night as the Prada event, and he was out with the boys Thursday PM-his last night there.
So whatever, if they are banging buddies thats it because they don’t spend any time together. I just doubt a girl that is that ambitious with a career to look after would accept being hidden and take the hits to her reputation over it.

Not sure why you thought ‘fangirls’ thought Orlando would make a decision based on what they think-I don’t see where anyone implied that. People were commenting on why they thought it was over based on the things she did, not others opinions.

#189 ?

#190 We still don’t know if they are dating.Rumours.
You did NOT understand me.
My personally=I don’t like her.She pretends to be a lovely girl.Aww she’s definitely an ambitious woman.
People know her name since April-2007.And they saw her in only one big campaign.(V.S.)But she was an invited guest for B.R.M.and Unicef party with other 650 guest.Did she succeed to attend this party?Yes.
No doubt.She will try to everything.She’s an unstopplabe :)

And I have to say that I like what you saying -brain dead dummies- Really :) Thank you.

#191 If Victoria a smart woman that she will never sign with her again.

right that person who is called sorry I just want to say you full of **** they weren’t together at this bloody party she left early because she was getting no were and haven’t been for some god damn time how many people here have to write that he didn’t at all spend his time in new york with the little **** haven’t u heard she used him for his fame because she’s wants some of the lime light thats all. she’s had so many guys its not funny he just adds the the top of the cake no photos or gossip about them together means what oh yes THAT THEIR NOT ******* TOGETHER GET THAT THROUGH SOME OF UR HEADS all this time his stay in new york he has been hanging with friends and yes on tuesday night he was at that event but she wasn’t she was at that fashion show so stop making up **** and jenny well she sounds a bit more true than sorry orlando was with GP for most of the night because their friends they worked on a movie together and he is friends with molly sims don’t forget orlando isin’t inocent either he does luv women and is a ladys man so when he sees a women who looks hot he goes for her so guys Miranda is out of the picture she has made her grave and now she has to lie in it she is nothing but a little ***** who uses people i feel sorry for the guys who she cheated on the uniceff that she went maybe she was invited or it was planned some time ago but right I know orlando is most definately not with this little tramp and hasn’t been since decmber 22 or later than that plus those days that he disapeared just remember he is a capricorn they do like their privacy he has been with his mates all along and haven’t u forgotton that he did that last year to between july and june he is very gud and disapearing just to get away from the limelight for awhile to have time for himself because he is going back to movies soon and the poor guy needs his rest and the person who wrote they have a gut feeling that their not done yet is also full of **** u don’t know nothing orlando is not ready to settle down and won’t be for some time his mate comfirmed that because he’s enjoying his single status and yes he is in London but without Miranda Kerr she is still in NY got that u all understand this now i’ll say it once more so u get it THEY ARE NOT ******* DATING ANYMORE THAT IS THE THING OF THE PAST SO LAST YEAR GONE POOF OUTTA HERE NOT DATING IN FACT HE’S OVER HERE BEEN GOING OUT AT PARTIES AND GETTING IT ON WITH OTHER GIRLS photos or no photos don’t even know if their still friends because of whats happen and him and kate bosworth when they were together they alwasy were in each others arms even at events the photographers took photos of them TOGETHER i take it some of u didn’t see them well their on heaps of websites look them up for yourselves this girl I can obviously say he is over her there is nothing there maybe he used her too u’ll never know now so now they maybe r are just friends or just quite seeing each other altogether im not a big fan of orlando bloom but this is true so take it to the grave with u all Miranda needs to get a life because she hasn’t got one with what she’s doing and orlando needs stop getting involved with people like this it’s only gonna look bad for his reputation if he wants to keep going but please give the guy a break he does look a little out of shape when u see him in photos like he is a little sad sometimes he is an actor and should know that when ur famous all these false rumors come up about u that are not true some of this **** ain’t true so he chose it so now he has to live with it for the rest of his life so he has to get over it she well I got a feeling she won’t go very far it’s out that she’s using people to try and further her career but obviously it isin’t working no photos of her at the uniceff and they didn’t recognize her did they her 5 mintues of fame is almost up so go back to gutter where u belong miranda its girls like u that give other models a bad ****** name plus Im pretty sure she’s been with another man recently

Stop Rambling @ 02/10/2008 at 7:53 pm

Shakira WTF nobody wants to read all that lol. Jared definitely needs a word count limit.

just want to say he has no rules and that your name here and to anon are telling it like it is listen to them she is just in it for the fame and more pics of herself face it this relationship between those two wasn’t actually a relationship at all it was just a fling like he had with other girls for the whole year last year so it means nothing so can u all get over urselves who keeps spreading rumors around that are so not true i can tell u that

to anon orlando would have his reasons for getting rid of her their not dating and haven’t been for some time now so whats the difference he just had a fling with her he has no rules don’t listen to what others say about him obviously she wasn’t what he wanted and he saw her true colours orlando doesn’t stay for long and he’s off just like that u should know celebrities by now their all the same just because u think their inocent doesn’t mean they are miranda is fake all over u can tell hell even i can tell she is fake all over this chic ain’t worth 5 cents her smile the way she poses and says thing sin interviews its all a load of crap when out of the lime light she does tend to treat people like crap so nothings going on between them just can’t see and the M word that is out of the question as I said before he isin’t ready commit he is enjoying single life having a gud time with his mates and yes I agree he does hang around guys more than often know why because every time he is snapped with a woman the paps always take photos of them everywhere and make up **** that isn’t true about him because he was just having a friendly dinner with them nothing more thats why he intends to hang out with guys because people take it the wrong way

soz just sick of reading false **** lol just tellin it like it is soz again

What do you mean his mate confirmed it?

and what is your source for her leaving early on Wednesday night?

how ya doin? @ 02/10/2008 at 9:48 pm

it was on the other page that she left early too on Wednesday night and there were photographers every where that night so it wasn’t private any of it I believe jenny that other person naming themselves sorry is lying why do you do that to make us fall for your little antics?

how ya doin? @ 02/10/2008 at 10:05 pm

can i just add isn’t molly sims tall leggy and a brunette i think she is as that person said on page 6 who named themselves sorry but anyway I think sorry is full of crap jenny’s got the better info because people have been saying they haven’t been seen together all night so sorry doesn’t make any sense at all and photographers were all around them there pics of people sitting at their tables at the party everywhere duh!!!! it wasn’t private so jenny send that pic in I wanna see it to prove ur tellin the truth come on girl.

oooba dooba @ 02/10/2008 at 11:57 pm

Escort services are for those movie stars and celebrities who actually want their privacy. Why assume that Orlando or Miranda actually want that??? Maybe they do, but I rather doubt it. Orlando wouldn’t get the press, media coverage and pap shots with an escort service, as those gals would have to sign non disclosure agreements. The whole idea behind escort services is to KEEP THINGS OUT OF THE PRESS.

Think about it.

He could be going that route while getting his PR at the same time for all anybody knows. Personally, I think he’s got another clingy chick on his hands. That seems to be his lot in life.

If anybody wants to see her true colors too
That she/he must take a look at her “MEN collection”.

Just Jared wrote about her “Dimple-faced cutie! ”
Orlando Bloom and Dimple-faced (bare-a..ed) cutie!
Such a great couple?
They are not a couple for me and never will be.
This is my opinion.

İf only I saw him in a movie scene instead of this pic.

Hey guys you just all jealous about her she got her own appeal which you don’t even have ! If you don’t like her then don’t look at her only pepole people who criticise her are those people who are INTERESTED about her beacuse you spent time knowing who she is ! LOL
hahahah

outrageous! @ 02/29/2008 at 3:30 pm

have you read all those articles about Miranda Kerr saying that Orlando is smelly and he stinks, that he doesn’t shower regularly and that he’ll wear the same clothes day after day and he doesn’t even change his socks for days. So she has given him an ultimatum about his hygiene habits… that’s love… if it is true Miranda Kerr is really mean. She should keep all that for herself and doesn’t go public. It if isn’t true and Miranda Kerr has told that, wow… such a mean *** woman! if it is the press that has made up that filthy story, I would allowed them to make me pretend to be the one who was so disloyal and how could you stoop so low, MK????

I am so sick of people saying how ugly round faces are. Just because oval faces are so mainstream, just because all we see on TV and in magazines are oval faces does not mean that every other face shape is not beautiful. And another thing…I don’t understand how people are so quick to judge, so quick to criticize and talk about other celebrities like it’s nothing. Miranda Kerr is talented and even though in this case talented means the ability to walk up and down a long runway in 5 inch heels, we shouldn’t be ones to judge her. You all need to wake up and stop being so mean and so rude. Let them live their lives. I mean, I don’t know if it’s because you all have so much time on your hands or maybe you really are evil but, this has got to stop.

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