OlderFashion Faceoff: Green Thong
Tue, 05 February 2008 at 8:39 pm
John Mayer slipped into a neon green thong aboard the “Mayercraft” cruise, which went to the Bahamas this past weekend.
Kazakhstani TV talking head Borat, aka Sacha Baron Cohen, wore the same green thong two years ago on the beach at The Cannes Film Festival.
Who wore it best — JOHN MAYER or BORAT?
Photos: Axelle/Bauer-Griffin, thatsblogtastic
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133 Comments
FIRST OMG borats so hairy
are you kidding me? that’s disgusting.
AWw I am speechless!
yum wow, john looks so good even if he does seem to be going crazy
1st
those lime green thongs make me -h ot-..
in fact ive broken into a fever ..
i’m si ck-..and im hot from disgust..ewww
OMG! Both are SO RIDICULE!
I don’t know what is happening with Mayer, but it looks like here is becoming more weird every day!
Just Hope that he continue to do his beautiful music!
Kisses from Brazil!
john mayer is a little less doughy than i thought he would be.
SLinG shot Nasty nezz..crusty.
Disgusting. Borat/ Sacha did it for comedy. Mayer has no excuse.
aw, i’m not a fan.
oh….dear….god!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A98JkCftDsk
watch this
wwo John Mayer is gross. Good thing JessicA isn’t with him anymore. WoW LOL!!!!!
it takes a ’special’ man to wear that.
i’m gonna vomit.
M. speechless.
that can’t be real. AHHHHHHHH !
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
wow
john is kinda hot! lol
borat is nasty
Ha, you gotta love a man w/a sense of humor.
i tought mayer was a good boy
That’s really awful.
WHAAT ?!?
is he crazyy ???
Really. WTF?
LMFAO. What the hell is that??
With Borat, it was funny. With Mayer, it’s just…….eww.
i suddenly ran out of words..
Borat has a lot to answer for…there goes my appetite..lol!!
almost speechless kkkkk
so bizarre jeeezz hauahaha
i think im gonna be sick ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
LOL
Just ugly!
Only word: ridiculous.
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m almost speechless. and i thot that mayer was suppost to be a good role model for males. or some goodie good guy. that’s just disguisting. good thing his balls didn’t come out…
I’ve always thought that people’s dislikes say more about them personally than the thing/person they dislike.
Mayer just made some of my fantasies about him a little more accurate (-;
Mayer’s ‘body is a wonderland’!
John is so nasty. Who would do such a disgusting thing. Gross. They both make me want to vomit. Although I have to say - I never thought John was anything to look at with or without clothes. Gross
Oh God! What is going on???
ARE HIS RECORDS NOT SELLING OR SOMETHING. WHY ALL THE DESPERATE ATTENTION SEEKING ANTICS LIKE CLOSING HIS BLOG DOWN NOW THIS.
at least it looks like john has himself a bit of a tan instead of that sickly pale look
I’m about to throw up…….I don’t think I’ll ever be able to erase that image from my mind. lol
yuck
what the hell?
thats disturbing.
W T F???? Oh Heeeeeeellllle no!!!….
Oh…ugh…I feel faint. This is sick. Borat wore it IN CHARACTER, to make fun of others….god….disturbing.
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He’s an idiot.
can anyone wear that thing well? ewwwww
There goes my idea of going to sleep now……can you say nightmares?
OMG!! I cant believe he did that!!! lol
yum
is this a publicity stunt? why John Mayer would do this is beyond me. he looks ridiculus!
oh dear god, i just threw up in my mouth…. holy crap
John Mayer doesn’t look bad at all, those of you saying it’s disgusting are just prudes, there’s nothing disgusting about the human body.
It could also be that he did something out of character that “you” wouldn’t normally do and it’s not acceptable to you because you don’t have the “balls” to do it. Just because it’s not acceptable to you does not mean you’re in the right…. Get over it people and grow up.
The next Britney!! So sad!!
The next Britney!! So sad!!
Not surprised John Mayer is already retarded and that’s not funny it’s sick
omg. EW x1000000.
that should be illegal. just gross.
Gross. . .:(
thats not funny, at least I don´t think so. why is he doing this?
hes HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWT !
Sasha is much hotter than John.
Oh…. umm
Good for them?
NIce bulge John!
And his ass isn’t bad either!
he’s just goofing around
lighten up prudes!
he’s just goofing around
lighten up prudes!
how come this man looks like THIS (practically) naked and yet there’s not a gazillion comments about every perceived bad part of his body like there are with the women?!
YuCkkkSSsss!!!!!!
bOTh OF DeM r GROSs!!!
eWWww!!
Omg that is so wrong and omg i have nothing else to say….but that was the most horrific image i’ve ever seen since ashley tisdale got her bad nose job
gross but he has a cute tush
He’s losing my respect for certain. His music is fantastic, his sense of humor is a disaster.
“WHAAT ?!?
is he crazyy ???”
Oh, come on. He’s just having fun.
what the heck is a “mayercraft”??
LOL That is too funny!ROTFLMAO! My eyes bulged out of my head and I looked to see if my husband was around so I could look at each shot!!
This crazy-stunt is apart of this week’s “BEST WEEK EVER” … so chill. It’s gross by all means - but it serves a stupid-comedic-purpous afterall!
I remember seeing promos on last Friday’s Best Week Ever: “Next week John Mayer takes on the “Mayercraft” - blah blah blah. So… he’s not going insane. I’d hope the money they offered him was pretty darn hefty… I HOPE. Otherwise, I might have to take back the “not going insane.”
What an *sshhole!
Lizzie #36 GREAT POST!!
Jen #54 GREAT POST!!
This was a goof by John Mayer, knowing the prudish and judgmental people would reveal themselves. As much as you are laughing at him being “disgusting” he is laughing at you for being humorless and uptight!!
Besides, the guy looks GOOOOD!!! Probably much, much better than the naysayers who are having a problem with him showing his body off.
This is very sick. I don’t know whats up with him lately but this is the last straw. He just lost a few fans from my family. It seems Britney Spears isn’t the only one on drugs.
The final laugh will be record sales. When he drop his next crap album. I hope Jessica write a nasty song about this media *****.
I guess she was right about him.
You women are not very smart at all. You never heard of stuffing the package so it will look bigger. No wonder Mayer likes dumb women like JS you can pull the wool over their eyes. lmao at you chicks
Yeah this a##hole behavior
Sacha Baron Cohen…he wore it in character….whats this douche bag excuss.
uhhh..uhhh no comment its just to disturbing and stupid
Im just not to sure about that thing he is wearing. He is attractive and doesn’t look that bad it in it. I don’t think everyone could pull that off as well as he did.
Borat on the otherhand looked disgusting.
john mayer’s HOT!
(me so horny :P)
the other one needs a little shaving…
JM lookss sexy hairy there
LOL… WOW WOW WOW…. Speechless
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! GROSS!
Sacha……Mayer need have a little more class than that but I think thats asking for too much. Mayer come off like a nasty pig and (not) hot at all.
if i were on that boat i wouldve bailed.
someone help him now!!!!!!!!YUCK
I wonder was there heavy drug use on the boat.
That douche would do ANYTHING for attention. Why doesn’t he just marry Britney & light his hair on fire? ***…
NASTY but kinda hot lol
JM is going down hill so bloody fast.
Oh no!! Not just a no, but a HELL NO!!
Banana hammocks should be outlawed.
Hairy men and thongs are an unholy alliance.
yarkkhhh…what the hell..its suitable for him..perghhh!!!
sorry, but that was gross.
omg that is soooo funny!!!!
um. he didn’t.
it’s a little bit hilarious.
why john mayer? why?
EWWWW what was he even thinking of?
WTF? I didn’t know he is crazy!
WTF? I didn’t know he is crazy!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
growse
hes actuly crasy no no joan pls dont do that again
i have no words.
woah…someone’s packin’ the heat…and his name rhymes with “blonde hair”.
Where did he even get that thing?
Holy cow! What the hell is that?! Hope to God that thing does not become popular…Does anyone know what it’s called?
Holy cow! What the hell is that?! Hope to God that thing does not become popular. Just out of morbid curiosity…Does anyone know what it’s called?
THAT AINT RIGHTTT!!!!
- and btw john but we dont need that much of a glimpse at your package, sorry.
I also have that magazine.. maybe he was surprised at how hot Miley is with dark hair.. or not.
John Mayer it hot!
I think that that is a scream….everyone needs to let their hair down and get crazy every know and then….Puritans!
Ewwww, NEITHER!!!!!!!!
Umm, based on his sense of humor, he probably lost a bet. No one in their right mind would wear that thing seriously. HILARIOUS.
That is just so wrong! Never, never, never!
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haha … come on you can tell he is doing that as a joke…. he isnt going crazy he is just having some fun with his friends .. i think it is reall funny and not gross. .. john mayer is awesome!
S E X Y ! ! ! ! !
GROSS! Neither one is hot..
I’m sorry there is no amount of money worth that. My eye balls have been scared for life. I may never get full use of my sight again.
LOL………….OMG………WTF IS HE THINKING THAT IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He gay with his green thong!
What is with all you people? A fan on his Mayercraft cruise took the picture. It’s not like he was posing for paparazzi or anything. She posted the pics on her blog and now they are everywhere.
He just did it to be funny for his fans. Geez. I’m glad at least he has a sense of humor.
OMG, neither eww
My vote is for John and having the balls to put himself out there like that! I didn’t have the opportunity to see it while onboard but what I did see of him was fantastic! His first show was awesome and he bantered back and forth with us. His second headlining show was after days of partying hard and his guitar literally sang! I think my favorite was the outdoor afternoon show with just Robbie and David.
who knew john mayer had such a sense of humor! LOVE it. confused about why he agreed to put it on and have photos snapped of him. he musta known it would be all over big bad world wide web in absolutely no time.
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LMAO!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
NEW JOHN MAYER FAN HERE!!!
RIDICULOUS and NASTY and DISGUSTING. Which company created that bad man thong again?! They should be sued for making people look this bad…
how can you not love john mayer?
Hey man, John mayer would be sexy even in a bee keeper’s suit. Go Mayer! What a nice ass. =]
NICE BULDGE!
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