Fashion Faceoff: Green Thong

John Mayer slipped into a neon green thong aboard the “Mayercraft” cruise, which went to the Bahamas this past weekend.

Kazakhstani TV talking head Borat, aka Sacha Baron Cohen, wore the same green thong two years ago on the beach at The Cannes Film Festival.

Who wore it best — JOHN MAYER or BORAT?

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Photos: Axelle/Bauer-Griffin, thatsblogtastic
Posted to: Borat, Fashion Faceoff, John Mayer, Sacha Baron Cohen, Shirtless
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hes HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWT !

nicole kidman owns @ 02/05/2008 at 10:55 pm

Sasha is much hotter than John.

NIce bulge John!

And his ass isn’t bad either!

he’s just goofing around
lighten up prudes!

he’s just goofing around
lighten up prudes!

how come this man looks like THIS (practically) naked and yet there’s not a gazillion comments about every perceived bad part of his body like there are with the women?!

YuCkkkSSsss!!!!!!

bOTh OF DeM r GROSs!!!

eWWww!!

Omg that is so wrong and omg i have nothing else to say….but that was the most horrific image i’ve ever seen since ashley tisdale got her bad nose job

gross but he has a cute tush

He’s losing my respect for certain. His music is fantastic, his sense of humor is a disaster.

“WHAAT ?!?
is he crazyy ???”

Oh, come on. He’s just having fun.

what the heck is a “mayercraft”??

LOL That is too funny!ROTFLMAO! My eyes bulged out of my head and I looked to see if my husband was around so I could look at each shot!!

This crazy-stunt is apart of this week’s “BEST WEEK EVER” … so chill. It’s gross by all means - but it serves a stupid-comedic-purpous afterall!

I remember seeing promos on last Friday’s Best Week Ever: “Next week John Mayer takes on the “Mayercraft” - blah blah blah. So… he’s not going insane. I’d hope the money they offered him was pretty darn hefty… I HOPE. Otherwise, I might have to take back the “not going insane.”

postwatcher @ 02/06/2008 at 12:04 am

What an *sshhole!

remember da truth @ 02/06/2008 at 12:10 am

Lizzie #36 GREAT POST!!
Jen #54 GREAT POST!!

This was a goof by John Mayer, knowing the prudish and judgmental people would reveal themselves. As much as you are laughing at him being “disgusting” he is laughing at you for being humorless and uptight!!
Besides, the guy looks GOOOOD!!! Probably much, much better than the naysayers who are having a problem with him showing his body off.

This is very sick. I don’t know whats up with him lately but this is the last straw. He just lost a few fans from my family. It seems Britney Spears isn’t the only one on drugs.

The final laugh will be record sales. When he drop his next crap album. I hope Jessica write a nasty song about this media *****.
I guess she was right about him.

You women are not very smart at all. You never heard of stuffing the package so it will look bigger. No wonder Mayer likes dumb women like JS you can pull the wool over their eyes. lmao at you chicks

Yeah this a##hole behavior

Sacha Baron Cohen…he wore it in character….whats this douche bag excuss.

uhhh..uhhh no comment its just to disturbing and stupid

Im just not to sure about that thing he is wearing. He is attractive and doesn’t look that bad it in it. I don’t think everyone could pull that off as well as he did.

Borat on the otherhand looked disgusting.

ihatevanessa @ 02/06/2008 at 12:53 am

john mayer’s HOT!
(me so horny :P)

the other one needs a little shaving…

JM lookss sexy hairy there

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! GROSS!

Sacha……Mayer need have a little more class than that but I think thats asking for too much. Mayer come off like a nasty pig and (not) hot at all.

if i were on that boat i wouldve bailed.

someone help him now!!!!!!!!YUCK

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