Spice Girls’ Apology to Fans

You know what? If you’re too busy having kids to go back on tour, then don’t ******* announce that you’re going to do a WORLD TOUR and then get your website to keep emailing fans in Australia asking us how many tickets we want. Maybe you could have been loyal to ALL your fans, rather than just the ones in the UK and US. Oh, but they’re the only ones that matter, right? Well you know what? **** you, Spice Girls. You should never have gotten back together since you clearly can’t handle the concept of doing a tour. Yes, you’ll be away from your families. Something tells me, though, that if you hadn’t extended your tours in the ‘important’ countries, you could have fit the rest of us in, too. If you ever announce another reunion, you won’t have any fans down here left. Thanks for nothing, wannabes.