Britney Spears is a Rolling Stone Cover Girl

Britney Spears takes the cover of the latest issue of Rolling Stone.

America’s most controversial pop princess is described in the mag: “In person, Britney is shockingly beautiful — clear skin, ruby lips, a perfectly proportioned twenty-six-year-old porcelain doll with a nasty weave. She cuts through the crowd swiftly, the way she used to when 20,000 adoring fans mobbed her outside a concert, with her paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, trailing behind.”

Perfectly proportioned!

Check out the expletives she hurls at RollingStone.com.

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I think sh’es perfectly proportioned. Just Jared need to watch “How to look good kaned” and you’ll understand that real women are not the skinny and stupid models of Hollywood. Britney looks great

i hope they keep her in the looney bin for a long time. if she doesn’t get better in a couple of months then they need to put her down humanely.

she is perfect .. I love you, Brit !

waaaait, what? i’ve got to get my hands on this. how is this possible.

i’m wonder if some people (gian) had a stroke recently…or maybe english isn’t your first language…which is totally fine, but for the love of god, try not to unlease your grammatically wrong language in a scream (don’t use all caps).

i’ll thank you in advance.

as for brit brit: sad? yes. tragedy? not sure. if she just took her daily dosage of lithium she wouldn’t be in this mess. get real!

I substitute B. Spears info in this quote from Silence of the Lambs:

Hannibal Lecter:

You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste.
Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Britney? And that accent you’ve tried so desparately to shed?
Pure Louisianna. What’s your father, dear? Is he a fisherman? Does he stink of the worms?
You know how quickly the boys found you… all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars…while you could only dream of getting out… getting anywhere… getting all the way to M T V.

ace tomato @ 02/06/2008 at 5:24 pm

Well at least they go the “nasty weave” part accurate.

niccca *. @ 02/06/2008 at 6:12 pm

i read the article. and i looooove britney but she was harsh to a fan.
like really harsh

byjollygee @ 02/06/2008 at 7:17 pm

I have actually never bought 1 copy of Rolling Stone magazine, but I may just have to run out and pick up a copy of this one, article sounds interesting as well as promising~! I’ve never really been a Brit fan, but in all seriousness I truly hope that she is able to get well for herself as well as her precious boys’,,, that would be a great “comeback” for her- I dare say eclipsing any “musical comeback” that may or may not be in her future…

Brad Addict @ 02/06/2008 at 10:24 pm

i love her , she looks gorgeous :)

Why is Britney Spears’ life an American tragedy? is she the embodiment of ALL AMERICA? I think not. I’m sorry she has whatever illness she has, but when that train leaves the track America isn’t going with it.

top billin @ 02/08/2008 at 3:41 am

The only “Ameircan tragedy” that exists is that Britney is still alive

“Britney is shockingly beautiful — clear skin, ruby lips, a perfectly proportioned twenty-six-year-old porcelain doll with a nasty weave”

The only thing true about that description is the nasty weave.
I mean seriously , who are they kidding? Rolling Stone has once again lost credibility. Fire the writer who wrote this crap. She’s no American Tragedy either, it’s not like she’s dead yet. She can still pull herself out of whatever is going on and get better. They are so full of ****. **** Rolling Stone Magazine.

F**KING HELL!!! LEAVE HER ALONE U DICKS!! YOUR ALL F**KING JEALOUS!!

top billin' @ 02/08/2008 at 1:44 pm

Oh poor me! I’m jealous that I’m not a suicidal ***** with no friend like her

Mrs Miller @ 02/09/2008 at 5:17 pm

Britney should have died instead of Tupac Shakur and Biggie Smalls

top billin' @ 02/09/2008 at 5:20 pm

Not my fault if Britney’s a woo hah!!!!

Unbelievable. Why is no one shocked or concerned that Britney made the cover over Heath Ledger? What a shame. I have been a long time fan of Rolling Stone and this is a disappointment beyond belief. Heath was a great actor for our generation. I cannot believe he received one page of “respect” within this issue. Rolling Stone needs to re-examine their priorities in entertainment and art.

She´s still the queen!! @ 02/13/2008 at 3:04 pm

I agree with Gian. she´s human. and she has problems like any other person. she was bless, so bless, the same life is asking for something in order for her , not to forget, where all she has came from. She is still the QUEEN OF POP, she only has to get her life back in track. she will. she´s strong. she´s BRITNEY SPEARS.

GO BRITT!! Were´s all behind you. Demonstrate why your the Queen.!

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