Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen: Twisted Sisters

Just how twisted are twin sisters Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen?

The latest issue of Star digs deep into the weird world of the billion-dollar twins. Apparently their bodyguard spoke out on the twisted sisters and surprisingly, MK&A have BAD BREATH and DIRTY HAIR!!!!!

Who wudda thunk it?

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# 2

haha 3rd maybe?

# 3

haha 3rd maybe?

# 4

THEY ARE UGLY MONKEYS

# 7

No matter what the final report is from the coroner, regarding Heath Ledger’s death, I never want to hear or see anything about Mary Kate Olsen again in life. Ever. I think they are both repulsive and disgusting. Mary Kate and Ashley have no redeeming social value at all. None.

# 8

Oh no they didn’t!!!

# 9

I’m not trying to be funny but a whole story is built around - dirty hair & bad breath? whatever

It’s obvious from the pics they have dirty hair and don’t keep up with themselves. So is it really a stretch they have bad breath? How is this a story?

hoh i totally saw that one coming! “twisted sisters” haha witty.

blackfriday1978 @ 02/06/2008 at 10:06 am

Dirty Hair?! Seriously… tell us something we don’t know (just look at their pictures)… Bad Breath? Seriously, chronic chain smoker and coffee, we could only imagine! Com’on Star.. this is wrost than making up story because this is just stating the obvious, like reading out loud the newspaper… I thought Taboloid should do better than this, lazy Taboloid reporters! LOL…

whatever love them

why would i believe star magazine

Now that’s news. They look like homeless people half of the time, how could they not smell bad?

ewww….two useless little smelly dirty spider monkeys. especially, mary kate. sorry, but i have no use and no care for someone who makes such poor decisions concerning the welfare of another person (Heath obviously). no excuse for her.

johnythacarrzymothafukca @ 02/06/2008 at 11:21 am

haha, they make it such a big deal, many people hook up with strangers, and i know alot of people that have bad breath, ( i work with one), plus not everyone gets along, so why is this the cover story??

johnythacarrzymothafukca @ 02/06/2008 at 11:21 am

haha, they make it such a big deal, many people hook up with strangers, and i know alot of people that have bad breath, ( i work with one), plus not everyone gets along, so why is this the cover story??

duh..dont need a security guard to tell us that..just look at them

i luv there movies
:D

They look like THE HOMELESS (HOMELY) TWINS….YUCK

Dirty hair? Obviously!
Bad Breath? Well yea - they are smokers. Smokers breathe STANK! thats a fact. If you dont chomp down on sum gum straight after smoking your breathe will smell like ****! literally.

ZANESSA FOREVER @ 02/06/2008 at 12:21 pm

lols Olsens are parasitic scum!

Where is ZaneSSa?? =3

Somebody see them like that, but I still love them..
I hope somebody here get a life, any of celebrities are not perfect.
Btw, I love them<3

So their hair dirty and their mouth and B U T T H O L E stink, but they’re still rich. I wouldn’t mind having stink mouth , dirty hair and stink A S S.

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I wouldn’t. They’re just nasty. They have enough money to hire someone to put there stinking A S S in a bath tub and give them a good wash.

They’re just living their lives the way they want, more power to them. And people should get over the Heath thing, he’s the one who abused the drugs.

OH MY GOD! Unbelievable! Celebrities can have BAD BREATH? I never thought!

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CONSIDER THE SOURCE— STAR MAG….

whatever i love them

this is the most pathetic attempt at getting readers ive seen in a long time

Bad breath & Dirty Hair…LOL!!!

any bulimic/anorexic is going to have halitosis. all that bile traveling up into their rotten little snagglepusses.
they should do an article on celebrities who probably smell.
doherty, shitney, lohan, wino…..

I have never liked the two of them. I think they are GROSS and TOO skinny. They really need to eat something. But, on top of all that they couldn’t sing and they couldn’t act and now they are famous for both of those things. They are media whores the both of them! And it doesn’t surprise me if they do stink and somt wash there hair! NASTY *******!

HERE WE GO…..

THESE TWO ARE GOING TO GET IT NOW LEFT,RIGHT AND CENTER FROM THE MEDIA……..

THEY WILL HAVE A BREAKDOWN IN THE NEXT FEW YEARS!!!

hate them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, Jared is now reporting from “Star, Life & Style, and US weekly”, i can say that justjared is a “BLOGOID”, sounds like a disease doesn’t it?

shut up they´re great you jealous people

ridiculous …… you are GROSS and DISGUSTING not the olsens

who is the genius to this masterpiece lol

Olsenlovah @ 02/08/2008 at 3:39 am

duuh !
everybody have bad days..
THIS is a frikin coverstory? rofl..
do ppl really care about this??
**** Star magazine…
I love them no matter what.

You cant have ur cake n eat it too!

Boring. All of a sudden since since Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton (DUI), now STAR Magazine with bad news on Marykate and Ashley.
They need to leave Marykate and Ashley alone they are doing fine.
Everytime I see magazine’s like this in the grocery store, I don’t even waste my time purchasing magazines like this, I always leave it at the store so it can look pretty for the boring reader who wants to waste their money and time.

I’m just that they lied about that!
Maybe it’s true, but everybody would have bad breath one day!
I think they just wanted to send some of their stupid magazine
However, don’t trust everything they say in the magazines..

they have almost everything all of you don’t have;
-myself included.
..
billions
great little bodys
gorgeous faces
range rovers
tons of clothes
money for whatever
they are living the american dream..
does your breath smell good in the morning?
does your hair get greasy if you don’t care what you look like?
pleeeeease.
WHO GIVES A ****.

‘FCUK’
fcuckin’ website.

Wht is ur point

half th ppl comentin on this are proberly th same

leave them alone th hav done f**k all rong

u just want wat thy have

Ok, firstly i personally think the Olsen twins can dress. I don’t see how most of you people can sit here and say that they are ugly or they can not dress, or they are unclean, especially considering every time I have stayed in the USA, everyone dresses so badly.

Europe is the centre of the fashion world, the Olsen Twins simply embrace European fashion, instead of walking around in boring ill-fitting jeans, plain t-shirts and uggs. And tbh, if Americans think this is dressing, you can keep it.

Seriously Americans can’t dress. Simple as.

But they can. Two beautiful girls, both skinny yes. They have an unusual look, but its these flairs which I love, which make them pretty.
They don’t look unclean, just because they are not overly groomed does not mean they are dirty. I love their hair, its got this wonderful au naturale thing going on. Its wonderful.

If they smoke, drink coffee or even eat without brushing their teeth afterwards, yes blatantly they are going to have bad breath, it doesn’t take a genius to realise that most things will make you have bad breath. We all will have bad breath, unless we’ll walking around with a bottle of bloody mouthwash in our handbags. Having bad breath isn’t a crime.

Serious, guys grow up. Stop being so judgemental. nosing into other peoples lives won’t get you one.

Please visit my Mary-Kate Olsen Fan-Site:

http://mary-kate.starszz.com

thanks

Fck kimberly shes just jealous bc shes problably fat and ugly. You act like you know them personally or something, none of you here knoiw them personally so whoever has something bad to say I would think about first. Alls you know is what you here, why do you care what you hear about people you dont know? Because you dont have lives!

give the guys a break i mean sure they have bad hair and whatever but. . . but. . . okay i have nothing to back myself up with . . . but still

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