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Jennifer Aniston Keeps Traveling and Traveling

Jennifer Aniston Keeps Traveling and Traveling

Jennifer Aniston shoots more scenes for her upcoming drama, Traveling, which is still shooting in Vancouver, BC.

On hand was Aniston’s love interest in the movie, costar Aaron Eckhart. Aniston, 38, and Eckhart, 39, seemed to have great chemistry on and off the set–laughing and joking in-between takes.

Synopsis: A romantic drama about a widower (Eckhart) whose book about coping with loss turns him into a best-selling self-help guru. On a business trip to Seattle, he falls for a woman (Aniston) who attends one of his seminars, only to learn that he hasn’t yet truly confronted his wife’s passing.

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481 Comments

# 1
Elizabeth @ 02/08/2008 at 7:28 pm

Aww Jennifer looks so cute! I love her outfit and hair

# 2

miss boring back again!! loool i don’t know what she’s thinkin’ , i don’t care about the whole angie brad and jen circle (and it’s been years now so people shoulb be over it by now) yet she’s turning 40 or something and still is “waitin’” to find herself a man and start a family!! how dumb is she

# 3

cute outfit.

# 4

I think the long hair, short skirt days have left JA behind. So 3 years ago. I think a cute pencil skirt and shorter hair cut would be adorable on her. Friends is over.

# 5

she looks great ! It should be a great movie

# 6

Jennifer Aniston, the beautiful girl next door!

# 7

she looks great, I am sure this will be a better film than THE BREAK UP

# 8

The movie sounds so good can’t wait . I like Jen & she looks great

# 9
Celeb watcher @ 02/08/2008 at 7:39 pm

Jen looks great!

OMG
Is she doing other “romantic comedy”?
she never will be a serious actress poor woman

love her love her love her love her love her love her… :-)
Glad to see her working!
She looks happy as always, whether she is working or vacationing Jen looks really at peace with herself.
It is something we should all aspire to.
I don’t know who the wardrobe person was on this film but they should seriously be fired because the outfits they are picking for Jen are atrocious sad to say. There are killer outfits that would rock her body if the stylist had better taste!!!
Thank goodness this is only how Ms. A only has to dress for the film!!!!

her face scary me

[☆F a m o u s☆] @ 02/08/2008 at 7:43 pm

She looks good!

ClaireBabyGirl @ 02/08/2008 at 7:46 pm

Sorry to break it to you Angeloonies, but if she wasn’t with

coalharbourqt @ 02/08/2008 at 7:47 pm

As a Vancouverite I’m very disappointed that they are using Vancouver as a backdrop for Seattle - why not just say they’re in Vancouver? That’s Gastown they’re filming in - a very beautiful and historic part of Vancouver. The restaurant in some of the photos is the Water Street Cafe and has great food!

Wasn’t that skirt she’s wearing already worn in an episode of Friends like 10 years ago??? Maybe she’s doing her own hair and wardrobe these days :lol: :lol:

ClaireBabyGirl @ 02/08/2008 at 7:47 pm

Sorry to break it to you Angeloonies, but if she wasn’t with Brad Pitt, Jolie would still be doing all those tiresome Action movies, so you fans are not one to talk.

she is looking very good again. Hair and long legs, very good indeed.

She is back wtf!angie is out for very important matter her outing is predictable. hahaha This meida ho whose who lives through her ex like a person.

I this she live her life through her ex like a person. She is an embarssment to all woman.

“She is an embarassment to all woman.”

And your grammar is an embarassment.

Love these two... @ 02/08/2008 at 8:03 pm

I am truly surprised she hasn’t changed her name to Anniston-Pitt.
Let’s face it, she is mostly remembered for the woman who was married to Brad (the God) Pitt…and didn’t have a baby.

I have straight male friends who would have had Brad’s baby if it was humanly possible.

Jennifer Anniston= Loser. She won the lottery with Brad and didn’t cash her ticket, most of us only get one year to cash in a ticket; this mediocre ‘friends” actress had her ticket for more than five years. I don’t know why GQ named her “Woman of the year”, they should have named her “Loser of the year”….perhaps of the century.

Go away Jennifer…..

it is refreshing to see some one like her, after we see all this overexposed , **** out there. She has the leg and knows how to dress with class .

JEN ES PRECIOSA!!! MAMITA!! AMO ESTA MUJER!

I think the outfit is odd, but I think her hair looks great.

The premise of the film seems interesting. Just curious, is it a drama or more of a romantic comedy? It doesn’t seem to fit a comedy but nowadays you can never tell

Jen has class? You’ve gotta be kidding! After she exposed her vajayjay in Mexico to the papz (waving her legs in the air, not sitting still, trying to attract the attention of those two guys with her)? She is only “classy” looking here because she is dressed for a movie role. In real life nothing is farther from the truth!

Sc gal @ 02/08/2008 at 7:35 pm
I think the long hair, short skirt days have left JA behind. So 3 years ago. I think a cute pencil skirt and shorter hair cut would be adorable on her. Friends is over.
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I agree. She looks dated. She needs a more nature look but I don’t think she has the confidence to carry it off. In her mind she’s still a 20-something, and that is pathetic.

Oops.. that should have been mature look. She’s pushing 40, time she starte.d realizing it. The best years of her life could be coming up if she finally learns how to let go of the past.

Cuckoonight @ 02/08/2008 at 8:32 pm

It’s a MOVE SET folks, she’s not wearing her own wardrobe. Some people are so dumb.

mydreamgirl @ 02/08/2008 at 8:35 pm

Oh Jen looks soooo cute, she’s stunning, what a body…phew. Jen I love you.

personally I think JA can’t act herself out of a paperbag. All the movies she’s been in since Friends have been flops or even worse when she tried branching out. She should stick to TV. Without hooking up with BP she would never be news.

Jen look cute , classy, buetiful . all the cloth fit well on her, becuase she has one of the most women body. I admire her for being strong indpendent woman. No man can tell her what to do with her life, that the new century woman with strong independent mind.

damn, her chin is ugly.

ClaireBabyGirl @ 02/08/2008 at 7:47 pm
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Wrong. GIA is not an action movie. So do your homework first and your facts straight before you make a comment.

Beautiful girl next door?? Um…she’s no girl. She’s near 40. Grow up!!

#24 we don’t care Zanessa
WE WANT MORE JEN!!

She was good as Rachel, but the other stuff is just more of the same. The outfit is gorgeous but something is just off. She should do something with her hair. She is either hiding behind it or fooling herself into believing it keeps her looking young. Also, friend Courtney Cox needs to cut her mess, also.

SHUT UP U ALL IF U DON’T LIKE HER Y R U HERE UH?
GO WITH ZANESSA TO HELL
THAT COUPLE IS GETTING BORING!

Also, quit drumming up some fake romance with every guy she acts with. I think she was burned and it will take a long time before she can trust again.

Sorry to break it to you little Jolie bots, but Jennifer looks fantastic. Oh, and this isn’t a romantic comedy. Its a drama. But too bad Jolie and Pitt couldn’t do comedy if their lives depended on it.

If you’re going to have a nose job, minus well go all the way. The tip of her nose is still too big. AND why are the dressing her up like a little girl? The only thing nice about her is the hair.

love this girl!

the important here are the fans not the harters, so don’t fight

[☆F a m o u s☆] @ 02/08/2008 at 9:28 pm

who is she?!?

yawn. god. just reading the description of this sh*tpile movie I fell asleep. lol she’s one sad b*tch..why would you radically change your face from one movie to the next…if the critics worked her over before for just being a bad weak actress, they’ll go at her ten times as hard for being a cosmetic surgery fiend now. what. a. vain. shallow. homely. dummy.
:-D

…she keeps traveling, just not to iraq, to do something significant. and to the aj detractors - sure she’s not in any more action movies, why would she be when she’s LIVING the action, unlike your idol who keeps starring in romcoms w/no romance in her life!? let’s see, aj: hot man? check! cute kids? check! flying at 7mos pregnant? check! iraq? check! cambodia? check! namibia, france, italy, eastern europe - you get my drift - check! vs. ja? more like checkmate, thanks for playing.

surely you are joking with the comments on her clothes….she is on a movie set!

are you people really that out of touch that you would think that those are her clothes, and base your opinions on what she’s wearing in a movie?

dumb azzes…her botoxed face is beginning to look like Cheryl Ladd (and that ain’t a good thing)….

SHE IS PERFECT
IS AMAZING!!!!!!!
I LOVE HER

I LOVE HER... @ 02/08/2008 at 9:40 pm

NOT!

the people mocking her (aka brad and angelina fans) always tell people who don’t like those two actors to get of their particular threads…
so how about you follow your own advice?
you just can’t help yourselves though can you?
how’s it feel to be acting just like the people you have no respect for?
lol

not a jen fan @ 02/08/2008 at 10:22 pm

A middle age woman trying very hard to look 21. How pathetic.

Aniston looks like a man trying to look like britney spears

pugadbaboy @ 02/08/2008 at 10:31 pm

Justice for Ted!!!

source: Guardian

Of Rumour Has It, Webb said: ‘They haven’t approached me and I wouldn’t expect them to. They’re involved in their own difficulties.’ By that he meant the controversy involving his acquaintance Ted Griffin, who was the film’s writer and director for all of eight days before being dumped by Warner Brothers, allegedly at Aniston’s behest. Griffin, a friend of George Clooney and Steven Soderbergh, had persuaded their production company, Section Eight, to fund the £21 million project and give him his directorial debut.

Filming began last summer, but Griffin is said to have clashed with one of the film’s stars, Kevin Costner, and the cinematographer, whom he fired. Clooney and Soderbergh reportedly advised pulling the plug, but studio executives preferred to keep it afloat by axing Griffin and installing Reiner as director. Several cast members also left and the film has since been plagued by gossip and backbiting, as well as a spiralling budget. Its release has now been put back from April to December. Last week both Griffin and Warner Brothers declined to comment.

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Aniston is thankful there was strike. Most of the stars that studios go to for their rom-coms had their work lined up and scheduling conflicts due to the impending strike and possible an actors strike in June, that only work trickles down to her. One things the WGA did benefits actors/actresses in the lower tiers.

# 35 bet @ 02/08/2008 at 8:41 pm Jen look cute , classy, buetiful . all the cloth fit well on her, becuase she has one of the most women body. I admire her for being strong indpendent woman. No man can tell her what to do with her life, that the new century woman with strong independent mind.

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ugly maniston is independent woman my ass…:lol:

I do say that for a woman of her age, she is very WELL PRESERVED. But using a word “cute” to describe women of this age starts to sound as if you are being kind to an elderly. Really, the ‘hair’, the ‘body’ al is good. Afterall when a person is valued and known only for her superficial exterior like Aniston, is there really any other option but to look good?

pugadbaboy @ 02/08/2008 at 10:44 pm

FYI -

1) Ted Griffin did not clash with Costner, because Costner wasn’t even filming yet when he was axed.

2) The firing of the cinematographer was a “passing on the buck” case because its easier to put the blame on a first time director/writer than the star of the film who at the time was married to a powerful star on the Warner’s lot. It was a “lighting issue” because the so called “star” didn’t like the lighting which showed her bad angles and flaws.

3) The star made such a ruckus in the film set that the A-list then husband had to intervene and soothe ruffled feathers and talk to his friends (who were the producers and Griffin) not to shut it down. Sadly, her tantrum caused a friendship for her then ex-husband with Griffin. Interestingly, Griffin and Clooney and Soderbergh are still friends.

Karma is a biitch!!! When you were such an ass to the small people, when you were still relevant by association. Then be careful when the person taking the brunt and paving the way for you is no longer around to pick up the pieces.

pugadbaboy @ 02/08/2008 at 10:53 pm

Referring to Rumor Has It -

“I’m sure George would side with me on this, but it is a scarlet letter for the company,” Mr. Soderbergh said. “Not the movie. The experience. It shouldn’t have happened.”

pugadbaboy @ 02/08/2008 at 10:55 pm

Referring to Rumor Has It & Ted’s firing-

“I’m sure George would side with me on this, but it is a scarlet letter for the company,” Mr. Soderbergh said. “Not the movie. The experience. It shouldn’t have happened.”

pugadbaboy @ 02/08/2008 at 11:00 pm

With all the hurt feelings and lost friendships…..I don’t think I’ll see in my lifetime, for those involved (in the producing end) will ever work with Aniston again.

pugadbaboy @ 02/08/2008 at 11:03 pm

pugadbaboy @ 02/08/2008 at 11:00 pm With all the hurt feelings and lost friendships…..I don’t think I’ll see in my lifetime, for those involved (in the producing end) will ever work with Aniston again.

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Let me correct myself. I should extend that to the actors as well like Costner (who was made into a scapegoat - and if you notice did not even promote the movie) and Shirley McLaine.

The pathetic Brangelina obsessed no life fanatics crack me up that they can’t move on from Jennifer. She has so much power over them.

pugadbaboy @ 02/08/2008 at 11:17 pm

How ungrateful - dissing a film you made such a ruckus about.

source: Vogue 2006

Unfortunately for Aniston, her personal life has, at least for now, eclipsed her films. There’s a perception out there that her movie career is somehow is trouble, when in fact she has made one terrible film (Rumor Has It) and one not-so-great but, I think, underrated thriller (Derailed). There’s not a single actor in Hollywood today who hasn’t made a couple of nonstarters nearly back-to-back (can you say The Stepford Wives followed by Bewitched?). When I ask her how she’s feeling about her film career these days, she says, without any defensiveness, “I feel like I’m doing OK. I’m happy with where it is. Derailed didn’t shine. It kind of… derailed. Thrillers are tough. I’m glad I did it, but I don’t need to do those kinds of movies. It’s kind of like caviar. I don’t need to have it again.”

When I bring up Rumor Has It, she looks at me with an exaggerated pained expression and says, “Oh, we don’t need to talk about that, do we? The worst experience of my life. The worst experience; the worst film. It sounded like a great idea, an interesting backdrop for a romantic comedy. But it was never fleshed out, never fully realized. And for me, personally, I was going through a horrible time. I wasn’t at my best as an actor. I was unmotivated by it.” She pauses for a second. “Oh, why talk about it? We can let that little train go by.”

bet @ 02/08/2008 at 8:41 pm
Jen look cute , classy, buetiful . all the cloth fit well on her, becuase she has one of the most women body. I admire her for being strong indpendent woman. No man can tell her what to do with her life, that the new century woman with strong independent mind.
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Honey, would you do us all a favor and invest in a used copy of “Hooked On Phonics”? Trying to make sense of your writing is like suffering through a root canal without Novocain.

pugadbaboy @ 02/08/2008 at 11:21 pm

bet @ 02/08/2008 at 8:41 pm
Jen look cute , classy, buetiful . all the cloth fit well on her, becuase she has one of the most women body. I admire her for being strong indpendent woman. No man can tell her what to do with her life, that the new century woman with strong independent mind.
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Which century or should I say Age was that? When humans were still a rarity and still evolving?

Guest @ 02/08/2008 at 11:12 pm
The pathetic Brangelina obsessed no life fanatics crack me up that they can’t move on from Jennifer. She has so much power over them
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Oh honey, please. The poor thing has power over nobody. She’s reached the point of total irrelevance. You can’t get much worse than that.

pugadbaboy @ 02/08/2008 at 11:31 pm

Guest @ 02/08/2008 at 11:12 pm

I’m exposing the unfair treatment the people involved in a film because of a “Friend’s” vanity.

Jen looks really pretty.

TO JOLIE PITT FANS, DON’T BOTHER TO POST ANY COMMENTS. PROBABLY THEY ARE COUNTING HOW MANY PEOPLE POSTING.

Jennifer is wasting her life waiting for Brad and Angelina to split up so he can come back to her.

It ain’t gonna happen. Brad has found the love of his life and building his growing family with Angie.

You really do need to move on Jennifer. Meet some new people. Hanging with Courtney is keeping you stagnant.

Find a man, have a baby and GTFU.

I miss Jen thanks a lot for making a new thread about her , I love her so much and she looks beautiful

groundcontrol @ 02/09/2008 at 12:15 am

That’s an awful outfit. Who is their costume person?

She has a nice figure and shouldn’t be hard at all to outfit. She looks good in most anything.

I’ve seen a number of photos where her face looks swollen. Maybe she’s retaining water. I hope she’s not messing with her face with some stupid treatments - she’s way too young for that and she doesn’t need it yet.

I’d like to see a nice romantic story set in Seattle. Hope they get it right.

The outfit is nice, thanks to the wardrobe people. Her face…no one can help her…nasty chin.

Nothing interesting to see here. next.

ok i don’t ever post comments on this website but i really have to now because everytime Jennifer Aniston’s photos are posted here, some people always have to comment about how great brad and angie are…also how much of a loser Jennifer is because she’s not with brad anymore and all that other sh*t….not to go back to the past but its clear that brad cheated on her with angie…oh its so obvious because all the pictures on the set of mr and mrs smith and how allll of a sudden he’s with angie…its obvious the break up had to do with angie…SOOO i like brad and all but he’s a dumbass for leaving his wife for some other women…and most people know that angie is known to date men who she made films with…i mean stop putting Jennifer down…she did what most women should do when they find out their husbands have started something with another woman and thats LEAVE!!! so why is she getting put down for something only strong women do!!! i hope i made sense….Jennifer is a strong woman…and she shows it…because not once did she talk about what went down..she just moved on…good for her…she looks great! and this movie sounds good

I love Aaron, he was so funny in thank u 4 smoking!
http://arabaquarius.blogspot.com/

Helena @ 02/08/2008 at 7:58 pm “She is an embarassment to all woman.”

And your grammar is an embarassment.

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Get over it. People make typos !

Baker Hughes @ 02/09/2008 at 2:06 am

I dont agree with you. Jen is NOT a strong and independent woman. As seen from the divorce, she acted she’s the only one who had gone thru this. Did she ever say she take accountability for the failure of her marriage? No !! Instead, she allowed her friends to do her dirty work, badmouthing her ex and their children as is seen in the VF interview.

Jen impressed me as needy. It seems she cant function without the whole support system around her. She herself said she always call her girlfriends even on the tiniest detail. Her hanging around the Arquette is a joke. I understand it’s good to have friends. But she is EXCESSIVE, to the point that David Arquette called her his 2nd wife. Look at Sheryl Crow who’s a single mom. Did you see her hanging around people like a 3rd wheeler?

I could understand why she’s not talking to her mom. But what about her father, her cousin, her 1/2 brother, her stepbrother? Have you seen any picture of them on Thanksgiving, New Year etc? Does she have any family ties at all? or does she understand what’s meant by family?

Oh, another thing, Jen co-direct a 10 minute movie. She co-host a BBQ with Courtney. She did a 2 day Broadway. J Gardner did 2 weeks on Broadway. Julia Roberts did 1 month. You call Jen strong? Give me a break !!!

The only thing I agree with you is Jen is rich. But when much is given, much is expected. I never seen her contribute a meaningful amount to charity. I know her fans have been defending her saying she did it quietly. Now, use common sense, anytime a celebrity donates, the non profit organization announced it to the press, because it’s like having a celebrity speaks for you to set an example.

Think Danzel Washington, he recently donated 1M to some speech team. Julia Roberts, Rosie both donated 1M to Katrina. Depp also donated 2M to some hospital. But NOTHING was ever mentioned for Jen, meaning she donated so LITTLE that it would be embarrassing to even mention it.. Another thing, Jen did give $2300 to Obama. It was all reported by the press. So dont tell me she did charity quietly.

Now, with a pic of her entering and leaving the surgeon’s office, this is called CONCRETE proof.

A pic doesnt lie

http://usmagazine.com/jens_secret_nose_job

What do Jennifer Aniston, Ashlee Simpson and Cameron Diaz have in common? When Aniston recently underwent rhinoplasty, she turned to Dr. Raj Kanodia, the plastic surgeon behind Simpson’s and Diaz’s new noses.

In the early morning hours of January 20, one day after taping a guest spot on pal Courteney Cox’s new series Dirt, Aniston’s driver dropped her off at Kanodia’s office in Beverly Hills.

The actress emerged four hours later, but instead of her usual golden glow, she sported fresh black-and-blue bruises along her right eyebrow and across the tip of her nose and upper lip.

Aniston’s rep confirms the operation. “Jennifer had a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago,” he tells Us Weekly.

Indeed, a source tells Us that Aniston, 37, had wanted to have the nose job for more than a decade.

So why would America’s Sweetheart decide to fine-tune her look?
“Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job,” a source close to the actress tells Us. “She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

Why are some sources pointing to Brad Pitt’s relationship with Angelina Jolie as the reason Jen went under the knife? What has the Friends star said in the past about plastic surgery? What other major life changes has Jen made recently?

For more details on how Jen is revamping her look and her life, check out the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands this week.

wooden leg jennifer @ 02/09/2008 at 2:16 am

well….

I laughed when I read you post because you used the word confidence.
For fanistons Aniston showing confidence is walking half naked around men at a resort in Mexico. Please has never had any problem showing her stuff. Plus She knew the paps were there . It helps her career. So the next time she covers her face remember what a big FRAUD she is. Oh btw I think Aniston would show confidence by on a vacation ALONE.

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Thank you for bringing this up

glad to see she’s just as beautiful as usual!! GO JEN’S TEAM… eww angelina jolie (husband stealer)….

Yeah, but Jen has NEVER like children.

Then why lied to her fans in front of Oprah, Access Hollywood, Diane Sawyer, when she has NO INTENTION of doing so.

During that 7 years, why was she so busy, taping Friends and filming movies simultaneously. It must be a very hectic schedult.

I have NEVER seen a pic of her holding her goddaughter Coco.

She needs people to hold her hands. She is a weak person. Loook at Courtney Cox who produced Dirt. Now, Courtney is considered a capable person, NOT Jen. Facts are out there for people to see. May be the movie execs NEVER greenlight those movie projects which she took from Plan B.

altria, have you seen a picture of jen going to the bathroom? does that mean she never does? i dont care for jen but dont post stupid points like that–
remember when everyone was on about angie not holding shiloh–based on what they see in photos. all of life is not depicted in photos. dont be a stupydupe.

HUVANISTON @ 02/09/2008 at 2:32 am

i’m amazed that some of pitt’s fans like to think that maniston misses pitt, or something.

they were still in that merger when she said he wasn’t her love, and didn’t feel any need to go and see him while filming for months and months and months… (crete, mexico,etc). when she finally went to mexico, a CANDID pic of them there is a pic of a perfect BOREDOM!
let’s not even talk of his constant whinings about wanting a family,
nice little fake merger!

this woman is so fake, it’s not even funny, inside and outside.
a desperate hausfrau BOTOXED to the max.

an american SH*Theart.

ANGIE LOVES SHILOH'S DAD @ 02/09/2008 at 2:38 am

Oh, Jeffrey!
Based on the pics, Angie carries Shi more than Brad.
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Based on the pics, if Angie doesn’t carry her, THE BABY REACHES FOR HER MOM.
Just facts.

totallycrackingup @ 02/09/2008 at 2:50 am

Feeling blue? A little sad? Need a chuckle? Go to picture 27 for the silliest chin photo of all…I can’t stop. Tears streaming down my face over and over again. Oh, gosh…I hope its the lighting, for her sake…

MANISTON the HOMEWRECKER @ 02/09/2008 at 3:07 am

Kyle the Fuglystone,

Chinnifer is fugly like always. Check the picture #27,
that’s the haag’s usual self.
BP WAS NOT STOLEN! He dumped the fugly so fast he almost broke his neck.
TIME TO FACE THE TRUTH, KYLE the FUGLYSTONE
G’ nite.

cherene @ 02/08/2008 at 9:16 pm

Sorry to break it to you little Jolie bots, but Jennifer looks fantastic. Oh, and this isn’t a romantic comedy. Its a drama. But too bad Jolie and Pitt couldn’t do comedy if their lives depended on it.
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Jolie was in a comedy called Pushing Tin and was great in it.

Maniston can’t act to save her life. She looks old and used. FYI, this crappy movie she’s doing is another romantic comedy.

poor thing. desperate for a career.

I just wonder what would he look oops she look If she was going to play one of James Bond’s girl?I think she would be the ugliest JB’s girl ever.because I read somewhere she wishes to play one.LOL

I think the outfit is horrible but she doesn’t look bad and I think we should give her make up artist five stars.because he/she could turn a man to a woman.but should confess her eyes are so close to each other.LOL

This is Jennifer Aniston’s VF interview.

http://www.vanityfair.com/fame/features/2005/09/aniston200509

If you read the entire interview, she talked about wanting children. But she NEVER gave any supporting EVIDENCE how she tried.

She NEVER said she turned down movie offers to spend more time, to be in a romantic mood to conceive.

NOTHING, NADA, ZILCH, ZERO.

Jen NEVER loves children.

Have you seen a pic of Jen holding her goddaughter Coco? But you see tons of pics of Jen with the Arquette family, right?

burlington @ 02/09/2008 at 3:59 am

kraft @ 02/09/2008 at 3:53 am This is Jennifer Aniston’s VF interview.

http://www.vanityfair.com/fame/features/2005/09/aniston200509

If you read the entire interview, she talked about wanting children. But she NEVER gave any supporting EVIDENCE how she tried.

She NEVER said she turned down movie offers to spend more time, to be in a romantic mood to conceive.

NOTHING, NADA, ZILCH, ZERO.

Jen NEVER loves children.

Have you seen a pic of Jen holding her goddaughter Coco? But you see tons of pics of Jen with the Arquette family, right?

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Exactly. I totally agree. In the interview, if Jen’s friends were helping Jen by bashing Brad/Angie, why didnt her friends bring in evidence on how much Jen wanted kids, and how she tried. The facts are out there, there wasnt any. That’s why her friends cant even help her on this baby issue.

I love what PT said about this…..

Well, if she’s that freaking great and everybody loves her - then why is it that SHE can’t form that kind of attachment TO HER OWN FAMILY?

I will NOT see this movie.

I will NOT see this movie.

I will NOT see this movie.

I will NOT see this movie.

Jennifer Aniston knows exactly what she wants. She wants fame, money, and a movie career. Yes, she did talk about wanting a baby. But having a baby is NEVER her 1st priority. I remember seeing her talking about (in similar words) “the next thing is Oscar” on the stage in one of her award ceremony. One of the major reasons for the failure of the marriage is the delay of starting a family. Brad has talked about wanting a family , not once, but many many times.

I also believe that the last 6 months of 2003 is their trial separation (although they did not announce it officially). We all know Jen was taping Friends while simultaneouly making the movie “Along came Polly” . To me, this is a really hectic schedule. As to Brad, that same year he spent 6 months outside of the country filming Troy. It looked like they purposely planned to stay away from each other.

Now, Jennifer has achieved what she wanted, (though not all). She got fame and money. As for her movie, time will tell. I personally dont think she will achieve the way she wants it to be. To me, in silver screen, you need to have a commanding presence. Jennifer Aniston just doesnt have that. I personally prefer seeing movies with Kate Hudson, Reese, Cameron Diaz, and Julia Roberts.

All her media appearances (Diane Sawyer, Oprah, Access Hollywood) of saying “a baby is on the way” is just a way to save her image. The fact that she was still smoking indicates she has NO intention of opening her womb. This is what baffles me. Why Not Tell The Truth or dont even bring up the subject? Even when the subject is brought up, she can just deflect it. She did it successfully on her relationship with Vince. But by repeatedly going to the media and lied about it make me question her character. . Her appearance at Oprah and saying that she and Vince were still on is another calculated move to sell movie tickets.

us mag in a prior issue examined why Jen couldnt find a man. To me, she can never have a man unless she is sincere and honest.

1) She has to learn that she should not FAKE a relationship to sell movie tickets. No man wants to be used.

2) She has to own responsibility. Just laying blame or using her friends to do her dirty work, (smearing Brad and Angie in VF interview) is UNCONSCIONABLE. She should take accountability that her lust for fame and her lust for a movie career helped contribute to the downfall of her marriage.

3) She should really move on and should NOT be vengeful. The whole hollywood knows that Aniston has the habit of going to people, Oprah to deny a boob job, a nose job, not dating a camera man, etc. If so, a real man who dates her will ask why she’s not doing anything to refute the rumor of Brad visit with Shiloh. Not doing so speaks volumes of her character. And NO real man wants a vindictive woman.

4) She should be honest. If she does not want to have children. She should disclose this upfront. She should NOT mislead a man if a man wants children. She should learn from her mistakes that she should not lie about a baby when she had NO INTENTION of doing so

Until she improves herself, she will remain SINGLE.

I do hope in times, she learn from her mistakes, and wish her well.

well said @ 02/09/2008 at 4:20 am

Keeping it REALLY real. Says:

I have enjoyed reading all the postings, news and article about Jen here. Its educate me and open my eyes to all the blindness I have been through in the past about Jen and who she really is.

I must say her publicist does an excellent job of packaging up an empty canister and placing Jen like the bubbling champagne. It’s great to be able to understand someone when you peel off the layers of icing placed upon her by her publicist. It’s finally great that the people are exposing the truth about this woman who seems to lack substance and tried to pass herself off beyond her true ability.

what the Moral of the story ? Don’t try to oversell yourself. People expect more from you but you can’t produce, do the job well, or carry off another fluff. People will begin to understand and see the truth and that’s where it hurts.

her films do well !!!!! @ 02/09/2008 at 4:42 am

DERAILED
Production Budget: $22 million
= Worldwide: $57,479,076

BABEL
estimated production budget of $25 million
= Worldwide: $135,330,163

MIGHTY HEART
Production Budget: $16 million
= Worldwide Gross: $18,919,559

RUMOR HAS IT
reported $70 million production budget
= Worldwide: $88,933,562

THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD
Production Budget: $30 million
= Worldwide Gross: $13,404,627

altria @ 02/09/2008 at 2:24 am Yeah, but Jen has NEVER like children.

Then why lied to her fans in front of Oprah, Access Hollywood, Diane Sawyer, when she has NO INTENTION of doing so.

During that 7 years, why was she so busy, taping Friends and filming movies simultaneously. It must be a very hectic schedult.

I have NEVER seen a pic of her holding her goddaughter Coco.

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global @ 02/09/2008 at 4:16 am Jennifer Aniston knows exactly what she wants. She wants fame, money, and a movie career. Yes, she did talk about wanting a baby. But having a baby is NEVER her 1st priority. I remember seeing her talking about (in similar words) “the next thing is Oscar” on the stage in one of her award ceremony. One of the major reasons for the failure of the marriage is the delay of starting a family. Brad has talked about wanting a family , not once, but many many times.

4) She should be honest. If she does not want to have children. She should disclose this upfront. She should NOT mislead a man if a man wants children. She should learn from her mistakes that she should not lie about a baby when she had NO INTENTION of doing so

Until she improves herself, she will remain SINGLE.

I do hope in times, she learn from her mistakes, and wish her well.

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I totaly agree with you that she doesn’t want children.I have never once seen a photo of her holding Coco or even talking to Coco for that matter from the numerous holidays that she goes on with the Arquettes. It’s as if Coco is locked away while she enjoys her holiday with Courteney.

I don’t think there is anything wrong with not wanting to have kids, I just think that she has never been honest and upfront about her intentions.

There are plenty of sucessful actresses that have said kids are not for them - Sandra Bullock, Cameron Diaz, Charlize Theron, Renee Zellweger. The difference with them is that they have been totally honest about it and we respect their decisions and opinions.

Jen you really need to be honest with yourself and stop trying to delude you fans.

Zanessa 4ever @ 02/09/2008 at 5:34 am

I don’t like her but she looks cute and I don’t think it is a good thing for 40 years old woman.I don’t like her hair.

and I was just going to say what is she famous for?I mean which one of her movies are or were important since I have never seen her in any movie!just asking.

thanks JJ but who is she?

I don’t like her outfit.

43 cherene @ 02/08/2008 at 9:16 pm Sorry to break it to you little Jolie bots, but Jennifer looks fantastic. Oh, and this isn’t a romantic comedy. Its a drama. But too bad Jolie and Pitt couldn’t do comedy if their lives depended on it.

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But this old girl…err perpetual teen aniston can surely do soft P.O.R.N…kneeling on the floor all a.. out for the world to see just to lure old men…pathetic !

GRACIAS POR LAS FOTOS!!! JEN ESTA PRECIOSA!!! COMO SIEMPRE!!! UNA DIVINA TOTAL!!!

I am not a Jen fan. I never liked Friends even when it was #1 in the ratings. I would not pay a dime to watch a Jennifer Aniston movie. In fact you would have to pay me to sit through her lousy acting. Even the opportunity to stare at Clive Owen is not enough to make me watch Derailed. That being said, I do not think she is ugly. Physically, she is quiet presentable.

Her actions post divorce speaks to her character. She encouraged her friends to bash Brad while pretending to take the high road. The funniest part of the infamous VF article was the assertion that Brad never really wanted children while it was truly Jen’s priority. Even Jen’s most committed fans must shake their head when they read that.

remember da truth @ 02/09/2008 at 7:32 am

I’m so disappointed that Aaron Eckhart agreed to work with her. I really like him and she’s not able to even get her fans to come to a movie!

Her only fans are uptight suburban women who are unfulfilled in their lives so they try to ridicule others who are living to the fullest. Aniston, who only plays it safe and talks behind people’s backs, unable to be direct, is mediocrity personified, so she is their favorite.

I like her clothes here — but of course, SHE didn’t choose to wear anything like this — it’s the wardrobe people.

what’s wrong with her face - doesn’t look like her anymore?

#28 get real.

The woman was on vacation. “waving her legs”- she was exercising on the lounge chair while talking to Courtney; “showing her vajajay”; please.

Did she have control of which angle these intrusive paps take a pic?. You know darn well they’ll go for the salacious pic. Especially the ones with her poolside talking to “the two guys”. Look at the whole set of pics, she obviously knows these guys well-they’re obviously friends.

I think you haters believed that she was some sort of scared prude-thus Brad leaving her for the exciting and worldly Angelina. So, you’re quite shocked to see a woman who is confident and acutally likes her body; it comes across in the pics. I think it’s time to put this triangle nonsense to rest.

All of the parties involved have moved on. If, and I emphasize if, Aniston didn’t and doesn’t want children so what. Millions of women and men in this world don’t want to raise children. They don’t want their lives revolving around child rearing. They want to live the life they want. I respect anyone who has taken the time to know themselve and make their own choices.

Her ex didn’t want children initially and then wanted them. So, he went and had them. Good for him, he’s living the life he wanted. Aniston is also living the life she wanted. She wants to build her career, she want to produce, good for her. She may or may not change her mind-that is her choice.

We all should have the maturity to make our own decisions without being pressured by others. I admire her for her independance and strength. More women should have her confidence to chart their own life course without worrying about what others think.

Much joy, peace, safety and love to Aniston, Jolie and Pitt and the ones they love. Hate is not an option.

#22 “Brad the God”

You seem to know what he’s like in person. If I know anything about human beings it’s that, you never know someone until you wake up in a house with them daily.

Brad may look good in pictures, but, what’s he like to live with. Is he a verbally abusive man, physically abusive, a straight out idiot, a primadonna?. Who knows. You and I certainly don’t know. Not even Brads parents and siblings know what kind of man he is with a woman he’s sexually involved with.

I’d ease of on the God status. All of these celebs have a public persona- a character they play in public. Privately, it’s a different story.
You can admire their talent but, keep it in perspective. We don’t know what these people are like in private, only the persona/perception they create for us to accept.

Jill #29:

It’s a movie honey. That’s why she’s wearing these clothes. Actors don’t get to choose how they look in a movie. That’s up to the Director and Costume Designer.

For all those who love movies, some of you should take the time to read and understand the roles each participant plays. Actors act.

Also, she knows who she is and is comfortable with herself offscreen. She is not one of those constantly changing actresses-different hair color, tattoos, peircings etc., ect.

Yes she’s 40. At 40, if you’re secure and confident, and as mature as a 40 year old should be, you don’t suddenly change yourself. When a person in her age group suddenly changes everything about themselves it’s called an identity crisis. That is not a positive thing at 40 or older. Finding yourself, and constantly seeking an identity, is for teenagers- that’s what typifies “teen anxiety”.

The fact that Aniston didn’t die her hair red; cut it in a mohowk and begin dressing goth, post-divorce, is a testament to her maturity. Look at some of the celebs who post-breakup have gone from marraige to marraige; or from one plastic surgery procedure to another. That’s an emotionally immature person, who is not dealing with their issues and the condition of their lives.

Aniston is quite sure of who she is. I commend her for not trying to compete with her ex. I commend her for not trying to morph into a faux Angelina. So many women, after being hurt, destroy their bodies trying to look like their replacement.

Aniston is admired for her maturity. She didn’t go out and have a child to get back at her ex. Aniston has lived and continues to live the life she wants. Good for her.

Well said #114!
Love Jen, she looks beautiful here :)

Kudos to any woman who doesn’t want to be burdened by children. Raising children is a pain in the ass. Ask any parent, they’ll tell you-if they are honest with themselves.

Not every woman wants their lives to be ruled by a child. Let’s face it, even if you have a team of nannies, it’s the woman who makes the decisions about who takes care of her children and how they do it. You are still a 24/7 parent. Ahh, the peace of not having to constantly worry about another human beings’ growth, safety and development. to not be sleep deprived, to have many moments of peace to sit, walk, talk with whomever you want; whenever you want. No children. You can love them dearly, but, never ever want to spend your life being a parent to one.

There are millions of us in the world who are happily childless and there are millions of males just like us. I think men are less likely to bow to family pressure or societal pressure to reproduce. Since time began, there have been women and men, who don’t want to be parents; don’t need it to feel like an adult.. In fact, we feel more like an adult when we choose how we live our lives; without bowing to societal and family pressure.

Her ex didn’t want children initially and then wanted them. So, he went and had them.

then :

You seem to know what he’s like in person. If I know anything about human beings it’s that, you never know someone until you wake up in a house with them daily.

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Isn’t that what you are doing ? Assuming YOU know what Brad did want !

Pleaase, don’t tell people not to assume knowing someone when you are doing exactly the same !

liza @ 02/09/2008 at 9:20 am
“maturity”???

That word doen’t even come close to Miss Aniston. If you want to talk “post divorce dignity”, take Nicole Kidman who kept her mouth shut, refused to become a victim and gave the Oscar-winning performace of her life. She didn’t go to Vanity Fair, Oprah and whine and whine to everyone who would listen. Nobody takes Kidman as a victim, but EVERYONE does Aniston.

anon @ 02/09/2008 at 8:54 am
If, and I emphasize if, Aniston didn’t and doesn’t want children so what.

Thank you for admitting Aniston LIED to Brad and to her fans over and over again then. He had every right to leave her even way back when she said he is NOT THE LOVE OF HER LIFE. She checked him out of that marriage all by herself before Angie came into Brad’s life.

remember da truth @ 02/09/2008 at 7:32 am I’m so disappointed that Aaron Eckhart agreed to work with her. I really like him and she’s not able to even get her fans to come to a movie!
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Aaron Eckhart is not a big deal, he is a B or even C lister and so is Jennifer. And have you noticed that when Jennifer was still with Brad, she was paired with A-listers, like Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller, Marck Walberg, and even her recent movies Derailed and Rumor has it, with Clive and Kevin Costner, were offered to her while she was still with Brad.

NOw, without Brad attached to her, she no longer gets offered to pair with Alisters. All her new movies, are with not so well known or popular actors, Aaron, Steve Zanh or Hasbeens like Ben Affleck and Owen Wilson.

Are you people that stupid?. Do you realize she’s on a movie set?. Do you know how much makeup is applied on an actor for a movie. Makeup is used to create an illusion, to create a character.

Of course she looks different, she has oodles of makeup on. That’s what actors endure. That’s why they look so good at awards shows, in photo spreads.

Catch a candid shot of them without any makeup, and you see how washed out their face is; how their eyes don’t pop out at you; how thier skin is bumpy or filled with pimples.

If an actor is appearing at any function, they are most likely to have professional makeup on; even if they’ve applied it themselves.

These childish, petty comments. They are the words of people who desperately want to continue this triangle bs. It’s so obvious that you need, yes need to continue this hate.

Somehow, this hate-mongering makes you feel good about yourselves. Grow up. While you waste your life hating Aniston, have you taken a good look at why this hate is important to you?. What need does this vitriol fill in your life?. Why are you unable to look positively on Brad and Angelina without combining it with hate for Jennifer?.

There is something seriously wrong with a person who engages in the level of hateful talk that I’ve seen on these blogs. I get the feeling if you were in the proximity of Jennifer Aniston and had a gun, you’d probably try to kill her.

You people need to really question yourselves as to why it’s so easy and accepable for each of you to have such hateful thoughts and words about someone you’ve never met, and don’t know personally.

There is something inherently evil about people who spew such venom.

SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHUT UP
U ALL JELAOUS!

conspiracytheory @ 02/09/2008 at 10:26 am

Liaz , I agree with some of what you said. I do have to question this:
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For all those who love movies, some of you should take the time to read and understand the roles each participant plays. Actors act.

Also, she knows who she is and is comfortable with herself offscreen. She is not one of those constantly changing actresses-different hair color, tattoos, peircings etc., ect.

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Actors , let me say great actors are known for taking RISKS IN THE PARTS they choose and when the role calls for it , they are well known for changing their appearance for roles. Actors are KNOWN for constantly changing and evolving for the roles they play.

Aniston may be a good actor, but she NEVER changes her look for the roles she plays, she ALWAYS looks the same. She never plays challenging roles. Maybe this will be different. In every role she plays she looks 100% the same, she looks like Rachel, and I think that is why people criticize her for the roles she plays. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if Aniston cut her hair really short for a role? Shaving her head if the role called for it? That is what dedicated actors do. I like some of the parts she plays- I loved Bruce Almighty and Along came Polly, but you could put any other actress into that part and they would do fine. I think Aniston is one of those people who is a creature of habit, that is fine, but how does one grow in their craft or as a human being by always doing the same thing over and over again. I think Aniston is one of those people who worry about what people say or think about her on a personal and physical appearance. In every picture she looks like a person who is not comfortable , Is that why she always has too hide behind her HAIR, SCARF and bodyguards. I find her behavior at least in pics strange for someone who is almost 40 , she has no problem showing her ass for the paps, but she will turn around and hide her face? I can’t think of any other A-LIST actress that hides her face or does not change look from time to time. She is the exception. Does it make her a bad person? No, I think that is part of the reason average folks identify with her, being a fan of Aniston makes people feel normal.

#118

Why is it so important to you that a celebrity, who has no effect on your life, should tell you an intimate truth about themselves?. What are you lacking in your own development that requires a total stranger to justify themselves to you?. Why do you need her to admit that to you?. How does that improve your life?.

If she admitted that, would it make it easier for you to admit things about yourself?. Are you relying on a strangers’ actions to inform your own decisions?. Maybe you don’t want children and if a celeb admits it, then you feel it’s somehow okay that you don’t want them. Is that it?.

Obviously if she’s lying, you certainly don’t matter to her. Emotionally mature people don’t rely on the approval or disapproval of others. Here’s an original thought, maybe Aniston is unable to carry a pregnancy to full term. Maybe she and her ex, experienced miscarraiges. Maybe he left because he desperately wanted children and couldn’t stay because of that. So what.

Why is this personal info about an entertainer necessary for you to have peace. Just enjoy their talent, their private lives are theirs. If anyone seriously expects and needs a celeb or any public figure to divulge personal information to them, then, YOU have some mental issues.

You people who keep going on and on about these people; how much you hate them, you really need to ask yourselves why this hatred is necessary for you to get up in the morning. You need to search yourselves and your lives and identify where this hate comes from; how it’s affecting your daily life and, how you can find a release from it.

This level of hate and passing judgement on others, is absolutely unhealthy for YOU.

YES SHE’S 40 BUT SHE LOOKS YOUNG AND AMAZING

conspiracytheory @ 02/09/2008 at 10:36 am

anon 123

What was Aniston trying to jusify by spreading her biz in Vanity Fair? If she and her friends had never done that , then I could agree with what you said. If your were speaking about Reese , my goodness even Jessica Simpson did not do what Aniston did. She is the one who felt the need to explain her pain and her biz to the public. I think she and her fans always seem to forget that. She is the one who has allowed the public to discuss what was said in the interview. Had she never done that interview, we would have nothing to discuss.

Just GO AWAY ANUSton! Sick & tired of your pathetic show-off!!!!!

HATE YOU BEEYOTCH!!!

#122

I understand what you’re saying. Most movie roles don’t require an actor to completely change themselvels. I think roles that revolve around a specific period in time e.g., ancient, biblical, renaissance, french revolutionary, futuristic etc, etc, do require an actor to change their appeaance. This make the performance more real. I am able to suspend immediate reality and believe the characters being portrayed.

Aniston doesn’t do those kind of movies. Yes, she does romantic comedies. That’s her strong suit. Will she always continue to do those, who knows?. I adore Jim Carey, but he grew from slapstick tv, to comedy movies, to currently taking on dramatic roles.

Robin Williams’ career is one that has evolved. I’m not sure if all actors know from the start how they want their career to evolve, or, if some of them experience the evolution naturally over time.

I’m not equating Anistons’ talent on the level of Carey and Williams okay. Right now she may be very comfortable with the roles she chooses. Obviously, people keep writing roles like these, and, there will always be actors who want to play them.

I don’t know if there will come a time that Aniston will surprise us. I don’t know if she will feel a need to become an action hero; to play a evil character. She may not even know that herself.

What I am aware of is this. Studios are making money from her movies. Everyone in the entertainment industry has a bottom line, money. If she weren’t making money for others doing these rom-com movies, she wouldn’t be getting these parts. Sylvester Stallone made millions doing actions hero roles. They worked for him. When he tried to do comedy, it didn’t work.

Aniston may be on of those actors that best suit a certain type of role, because of her range of skills. She may one day decide to go behind the scenes and become a great director or producer. Who knows. I think acting is a profression that allows growth in many directions if the person is open to.

Even if Aniston is satisfied making only rom-coms, that’s her career choice. She is entitled to have the career she wants, as long as the public enjoys her choices. When they no longer do, then, she’ll have decisions to make.

I think the roles an actor chooses is based on their own comfort level. In life, we all evolve, some more rapidly than others. She may have a plan to do these for x amount of time and then branch out in another direction-other types of roles, who knows. An actors agents tries to get the roles their clients want. Right now this seems to be what she wants.

I’ll enjoy her career as I’ve enjoyed the career of others. I’ll continue to marvel at the choices an actor makes. I’ll be happy for them when they are able to surprise me.

I enjoy watching different styles of acting. I don’t think anyone should be judged based on another persons’ choices. This happens to be how I think about everything in life. To each his own, as long as they’re happy; action-hero, rom-com, suspence/thriller, horror, sexpot-whatever. There’s an audience for each type.

I post very rarely on this website but sometimes I feel really compelled to do so, especially when I see people speaking total crap or splitting hairs just to find reason to spew. Jennifer Aniston is a talented, pleasant-looking, sought-after actress and I don’t understand why some people won’t stop attacking her for nothing. Her acting talent is so well recognized that fellow actresses admit they watch Friends from a professional point of view for getting tips on comedic timing. Comedy is more difficult to play than drama and she plays both equally well. If producers thought that she wasn’t box office worthy anymore, they would have stopped calling her a long time ago. If Jared thought that she wasn’t newsworthy anymore, he wouldn’t start new threads. In addition to all that, she is a normal person who showed intelligence, dignity and class by letting her husband go when he made it clear that he wasn’t interested in her anymore – though she loved him. (Forget children: no man loses interest in a marriage because it can’t give him children – if that, the man regards his wife as a cow kept for breeding purposes). She’s a normal person, lives her life, makes movies which is her chosen profession and looks great! Everybody will be 40 someday! And she hasn’t talked about her marriage and divorce for about 3 years now! Apparently, Angelina is more suitable for Brad because she showed him that she was more open to the cow idea. The man still looks like a dream but in choosing a man, his vision of the future matters even more than looks, and I think his vision of “crapping somewhere between 7 and 8” is, to put it mildly, depressing. If they want to do something good, fine – but the problem is they seem to want to do something great and “great” doesn’t necessarily equal “good”. I had a boyfriend who was the middle son in a family with 8 children and all he said about it was that he would never want more than 2 kids – his mother’s life was the best example for him why many children are not a good idea. As for Jennifer Aniston losing any appeal for Brad Pitt, people tend to forget that he has been with MANY women. She’s not the first woman he lost interest in but she was the first he had to divorce to start another relationship.

Read the synopsis. ~yawn~

Another Aniston movie I won’t be going to see.

For the first time in a long time, she actually looks good. shock horror

So Yuliana, it’s wrong to have a lot of kids is it? Using one example to tarnish every other ‘cow’ with the same brush. And whats wrong with a man wanting children in a marriage? its a need that a lot of men have and it’s a completely natural need. The fact that Aniston didn’t want to meet that need or couldn’t, meant he went to someone who would. That speaks volumes about their relationship and obviously their bond wasn’t strong enough to get over the kid problem, otherwise they would still be together. Angelina seems to give Brad some peace which was lacking in his life before, so good for them. But in your pursuit to defend Aniston don’t go hating on people who want big families. There is nothing wrong with large families. I grew up with 5 siblings and 33 cousins and I had the best childhood I could ever hope for and never once felt neglected or ignored. Catholic families are usually large anyway so we were all used to getting in each others hair all the time. I can understand you wanting to defend Aniston but to criticise Angelina for having children is bloody madness.

Prue Halliwell @ 02/09/2008 at 12:03 pm

Didi, Thanks for putting it so eloquently. ITA, in her haste to defend Aniston’s choice of NOT HAVING ANY CHILDREN, Yuliana dissed large families. Nothing wrong with large families, and nothing wrong with children of large families not wanting to have as many.

But what is wrong, to me, is Aniston saying in public and in print, that she “wants to be a young mother” (saying this at 32) after she got married, and saying at each and every opportunity that babies are the next project, thereby stringing her husband along, when she knew in her heart of hearts, she did not want any. Nothing wrong with women not wanting to have children, Sandra B, Charlize T, Renee Z, Cameron D all do NOT want to have children, but they were upfront about it, and never told their partners that babies are next project when they knew very well they ain’t having them.

I miss Jen thanks a lot for making a new thread about her , I love her so much and she looks beautiful and what with the haters

wildflower509 @ 02/09/2008 at 12:17 pm

Great photos of Jennifer Aniston. She has that old Hollywood “IT” quality, whether you love her or hate her, one just can’t ignore her. CLASS and charisma, she has em both, as well as smoldering sexuality. This one doesnt’ have to work at it to show her feminine sexuality…one class act. Glad she keeps making movies that leave you feeling entertained.

BWA HA HA HA HA HA!

SMOLDERING SEXUALITY?

Just see Derailed and you know she doesn’t have smoldering sexuality. Girl next door looks, and American Sweetheart (in the Meg Ryan mold) but never smoldering sexuality. They just don’t go together.

Prue Halliewell

I guess having a baby was her next progect , but it end up your idol Arm pit went and start banging someone else.

Prue Halliwell @ 02/09/2008 at 12:30 pm

bet, when was she planning to have her baby as her next project, she had projects a plenty with Derailed, Rumor Has It, Friends with Money and The BreakUp after Friends was finished, and none of those projects had her as pregnant. So when was she planning to have the baby? Brad was already in his 40s, he didn’t plan on doing a Warren Beatty and have them in his 50s and 60s because he wanted to be an active father. Besides, they separated in 2005, she had plenty of time to get preggers in between their wedding in 2000 and their separation in 2005, but she never stopped smoking, never stopped working.

Oh well, if you want to believe she was planning to have babies and it was Brad who got impatient, have at it.

I love Angie. But I don’t like the way people talks about Jen. I bet she is a nice person too. When you look back, Brad always had special women on his side. By saying that Jen is stupid and selfish you are insulting Brad. Maybe she and Brad dind’t have children because the time wasn’t right or any another reason. Maybe when Brad met Angie there was enough love to share it with children. We just don’t know. Important to know is that Angie is happy with Brad and the children and that Jen looks happy too. The rest is just speculation… all we know is what the media wants us to know,,,,,

i find the haters so entertaining. coming up with their own theories about this celebrity based on their own translations of magazine interviews. i mean, wow, talk about credibility. and if there’s anybody who’s not over things and getting on with their lives, it’s the haters, they just can’t seem to let go.

Prue Halliewell

I am think most of the movie she works come up after she figure out he is banging someone else behined her back. And also is your idol were Pregnant while she was working in many moives , so what is the different for jen to be pregnat while she was working , while your idol can be pregnant while she was working. You guys are hipocrat like your idol. One thing is right when it on your idiol side, and it wrong when it Jen side.

It is fact he was cheked out of herlife and bang someone else and jen start her life, She is not going sit and beg for it. All of you are pissed of becuse she is livng her life ingnoring the drama out there.

love her! more jennifer aniston please!

Yoliana

Armpit always date famous women, only. It is becuase it is the only way that he knows to be on the front page.

brad pitt is an awful actor.

Prue Halliwell @ 02/09/2008 at 12:57 pm

Oh come on, bet, Brad and Angie met in 2004, and they both denied being involved back then.

So what happened to 2000, 2001, 2002 and 2003? And in Friends, Rachel was even written in as pregnant to accommodate Aniston if she got pregnant, but did she ever? Nope.

Now, you say, so what is the different for jen to be pregnat while she was working , while your idol can be pregnant while she was working. No difference whatsoever, it is that Jennifer chose not to be pregnant, and Angelina chose to get pregnant. That’s it, bottom line.

Okay, gotta go get a root canal. Gotta be more fun than this!

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bet @ 02/09/2008 at 12:39 pm Prue Halliewell

I am think most of the movie she works come up after she figure out he is banging someone else behined her back. And also is your idol were Pregnant while she was working in many moives , so what is the different for jen to be pregnat while she was working , while your idol can be pregnant while she was working. You guys are hipocrat like your idol. One thing is right when it on your idiol side, and it wrong when it Jen side.

It is fact he was cheked out of herlife and bang someone else and jen start her life, She is not going sit and beg for it. All of you are pissed of becuse she is livng her life ingnoring the drama out there.

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Come on !

there is no evidence that Brad was doing so while filming, just phantasies but there is INDEED evidence that Aniston was banging Vince right after the divorce paper were freshly signed and had the nerve to fake her shock when her nearly ex husband moved on OFFICIALLY with another woman AFTER she did with another man !

The fact that this hyppocrit Aniston was seen in an hotel balcony riding on Vince knees months before didn’t stopped her to play the victim as if she didn’t went out with another man herself.

Moving on even before her future ex husband discredit all her spoken nasty fake words towards her ex and shows her true color : a vindictive woman who had her massive ego shattered because he moved on with a younger more beautiful, more ’successful’ woman. You can bet that if it was a nobody, Jen would have never reacted this way.

She is a golddiger to begin with who lured a vulnerable A listed Brad and banged him on the very first date eventhoudh she was still officially with Tate, bragging about it on national TV ! True class, isn’t it ?. She just used Brad to climb the ladder of success while pretending over and over again that she wanted children, that a baby is on his way (her own words !) all the while smoking and was on national TV mocking her own husband doing the nursery in their home while saying he wanting litlle Jen.

This is a case of typical fraud and mental mistreatment from a greedy manipulative woman who lured her future husband, pretending to have the same main goals in order to trick him into marriage ! She is a cold, manipulative fraud !

Prue Halliewell

Bragnloonies since you guys are obessed about her prengnacy , let me give you what I am thinking that they were planning to have the baby when the freind ends, and he checked out and start banging someone else , is that can solve the problem about you guys obsesstion about her pregnancy loonies

I post about the work yourself bring up that Jen start working not to be preganant , i reply to you that working can not stop you from pregnant. Your idol himself checked out and start banging someonelse.

Jen's mole @ 02/09/2008 at 1:15 pm

Awful skirt!

SPECULATION + HATE = BRANGELINA FREAKS

To those of you criticizing her outfit - she’s filming a movie! I seriously doubt she determines what she will be wearing for each scene. That’s what the wardrobe department is for. She is so much more fabulous than those of you who like to tear her apart will ever be.

#20, your comment makes no sense! What are you trying to say?

Jen's mole @ 02/09/2008 at 2:03 pm

sammy @ 02/09/2008 at 1:58 pm

To those of you criticizing her outfit - she’s filming a movie! I seriously doubt she determines what she will be wearing for each scene. That’s what the wardrobe department is for. She is so much more fabulous than those of you who like to tear her apart will ever be.
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She needs to speak up about how she looks in her films or she may look foolish — how is that tearing JA apart?

Garish Girls @ 02/09/2008 at 2:07 pm

It is really sad to see her in such obvious dreck! Why can’t she go back to TV were she shines. Why does she want to do this GF stuff? If this film goes straight to DVD like some of Eckhart’s film it will disastrous for Jennifer, but he’ll have “Dark Knight” and other stuff to ride on. Jennifer won’t.

If she is going to recover form the tacky way she has behaved she is going to have to do better than this!

ROXY@02/09/2008 at 10:23 a.m

JENNIFER IS NOT BEAUTIFUL. SHE IS PLAIN AND ORDINARY LOOKING. SHE ONLY LOOKS BEAUTIFUL WHEN SHE HAS MAKE UP.

JENNIFER IS ALSO PHONY AND FAKE ALWAYS PRETENDING TO BE SWEET AND NICE.

BUT POOR JENNIFER, NO MAN, NO CHILD (JUST DOGS) AND NO PROMISING ACTING CAREER THAT SHE HAS TO LOWER HER FEE TO GET MOVIE OFFERS.

HOW DESPERATE JENNIFER ANISTON IS!

Besane @ at 10:35 pm

Jolie-Pitt fans are here on Aniston thread, because SHE is the instigator of all the hate Aniston riled up in you fans and sympathizers. Did Marie-Louise Parker whined on Vanity Fair when she was dumped by Billy Crudup for Claire Dane, while she was 7 months pregnant? No. While Marie-Louise had all the rights to do so, she kept her hurt private, because she got integrity and intelligence. She is not stupid and had a long vision realizing that the last thing an actress needs is to be potrayed like Aniston as a Pity Queen, but she should be viewed as a strong woman of dignity.

Aniston on the other hand, made her own marriage gone sour BEFORE Angelina came along, but when she learned Brad wasn’t coming back, her ego suffered and turned her fans and scorned women everywhere against the woman who had nothing to do with the demise of her marriage. What a conniving, manipulative woman she is. That is why Jolie-Pitt fans will never forgive this FRAUD of a woman and will continue to despise her. Aniston’s name will forever have a byline word, PITY. And that is her own fault.

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That’s also the reason why I think Jen is a WEAK woman, a woman who plays the victim card very well.

liza @ 02/09/2008 at 9:20 am
commend her for not trying to morph into a faux Angelina. So many women, after being hurt, destroy their bodies trying to look like their replacement.

Aniston is admired for her maturity. She didn’t go out and have a child to get back at her ex. Aniston has lived and continues to live the life she wants. Good for her.
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If I remember correctly, right after the breakup she checked herself into the hospital for a nose job and a boob job. If she was so confident of herself, why didn’t she leave her body alone?

As for “maturity” — honey, please, give us all a break. A three-year pity party isn’t acting mature, it’s acting like a petulant loser. If you want to see maturity, take a look at Nicole Kidman who handled her divorce from Tom Cruise with grace and class — two attributes Aniston will never be associated with.

kearnie : at 1:49 pm

What people have a problem with is that Jen wasn’t putting in much of an effort in her marriage anyways - given she rarely was seen with Brad on his set or alone with him without the Cox&hubby, always dissed his hobbies, love of architecture(recall the coach comment in the VF interview), one year into the marriage..she was certain that he was not the love of her life, talked baby baby year after year yet didn’t follow through and when forced to say something about it…she says IT is Brad who didn,t want kids..meanwhile who has kids today…4 and counting.

Heck, even in comparison, Angelina is behaving more wife material in 2.5 yrs than Jen did in 7 yrs. ie. having a career and kids, having an interest in her man’s desgin, architecture and hobbies, spend alot of time with her man..doing things together and growing together in one direction.
…yet Jen pulled a world wide pity party as though she is the 1st woman in the world to be left by a man.
Like I said a few thread before,when it comes to men, Jen have two uses for them - sex and career growth.
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That’s why the rumor of an unofficial separation in 2003 must have some base. Otherwise why would Brad spent 6 months outside the country filming Troy, while Jen stayed in the usa taping Friends while simultaneously filming Along came Polly.

It looked as if they purposely tried to stay away from each other. Therefore, that rumor of unofficial separation must be true.

Go Jen…You´re gorgeous !!!!!
Lov U

Aniston does not say Brad’s name but she allows the press to treat her like a victim. She responds like a victim. Like when she says “things are getting better in my life” The elephant in the room is Brad and everyone knows what Aniston is whining about without saying his name. A great example was the yoga article. So watch when she starts doing new interviews the victim stance will still be there..

well said @ 02/09/2008 at 2:26 pm

alittlejen : 10/02/2007 at 4:27 pm
207 kearnie : 10/02/2007 at 4:05 pm

Jen will not marry any time soon because she loves the way her life is right now. And it seems like she loves attention and the only way for her to get it is by public admiration of her situation - left for another woman.

See, you’ve got to wonder too…after seeing a therapist for 13 yrs..how come nothing changed. I MEAN..NOTHING changed in her life.
Jen’s issues are deep…goes back to her childhood and are still there. Whatever issues that this girl has have affected her self-esteem, personality, relationship, motherhood, caring, and practically anything that money can’t buy.

I mean, you would think that by now - a woman pushing 40 - she would have done an 11 hour dash to deal with whatever issues these are and is on the way to the 40s..having grown some and more and that we would see it one in form or another. Nope. It is still same old same old stuff - shooting films and signing up for the 10th films. Then the woman has the gall to wonder why her marriage failed and why she does not have a long term relationship. It is because she uses men to move up the industry and never marry them for the right reason.
In Jen’s world, men are for one and only two purposes - sex and career growth
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This is one of best posts I have read with in a long time, I agree with you. While we don’t know “Jen” personally. If she truly changed as a human being we would see a glimpse of it. It seems Brad showed growth as a human being , while Aniston is still stuck in the same place. She obviously loved/loves the life she is leading. But I can now understand what Brad means , when he says he couldn’t sit on the couch anymore. Her fans are so busy hating , that they can’t or refuse to see that Jen has basically lied in a bunch of interviews regarding all these big changes she was going to make. She is still tanning , working, and hanging out with her family (oops my bad friends/coworkers. There is nothing wrong with that, but why should she and her fans be pissed because Brad did not want to live such a life anymore. If she truly knew what the word “compromise”was and support peharps she and brad would still be together If she at least made a effort to get off the couch and go places and discover new things with her husband, maybe they would still be together. The Vanity Fair article was a production worthy of a award. Brad check out of the marriage…Jennifer wanting kids more than Brad, when you look at Brad and Jens actions since that article, by Brad living his life he has made her and friends look like the liars they are. He is today is able to say she is a friend, that shows class, but ya know after reading the parade interview, it shows his christian values and roots, he may have strayed from them, but they are still there. forgiveness and turning the other cheek. That Parade article is wonderful because it shows that Brad is a decent and good person, and more and more of Anistons true colors are coming out. The tabloids will never researdh the Brad and Jen story in the right way, or show the other side to this “wronged woman story” because as the forbes article says jen moves magazines because she is seen as this. The tabloids are making money , so they will never come out and say Brad “was the wronged man” that does not sell. It is shame actually , but in the end whose career is suffering because of this “charade” the tabloids and Aniston herself created. It certainly not Brad, not only is making movies (something Aniston clearly wants) he seems to be fulfilled because that is not his world. So if that world (movies) end he still has his family. What does jen have when all this fame and pity, and career ends? That is what fans should be concern about

131 Didi @ 02/09/2008 at 11:41 am
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Very well said!
I’m one of six, and I’m glad I myself have also been ‘open to the cow idea.’ :lol:

Garish Girls @ 02/09/2008 at 2:37 pm

alittlejen : 10/02/2007 at 4:27 pm
207 kearnie : 10/02/2007 at 4:05 pm

Jen will not marry any time soon because she loves the way her life is right now. And it seems like she loves attention and the only way for her to get it is by public admiration of her situation - left for another woman.

See, you’ve got to wonder
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Yes, you do. I wonder how on earth she is ever going to regain any dignity. I am particularly worried of how she will be perceived in Hollywood. Her opportunities for turning her career around are slipping away fast.

“I’m Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!” is not helping!

For those of you who keep harping on your theory that Brad and Jennifer were already finished in 2004, then why did Angelina very recently admit that when she started working with Brad he was at that time (2004) happily married to his best friend. If Angelina hasn’t figured out differently by now, then I’d either assume Brad and Jen were in fact very much together or Angelina is a liar. So which is it?

well said

Jen is very private person we do not know if she is dating or marrying some one. She has enough of the bull that is going on in media. and also, she carfull in dating another jerk like armpit.

Your idol who does not have no self confidence have the baby already , so what is the maddenss. They aready create a rumor that they are having a twins. so celebrate your imaginary queen , instead of obessessing about jen pregnancy after how many years?

Well said

yes Jen is the same person , she will never change is not fake and have spilt personalty

Your Idol ampit always change depending who he is dating.Know he is dating the biggest media ***** , He become one. But i have feeling he like the media very much, he was waitng for some one to puting in front page, he get one.

Westie, sometimes people can be very much together and can believe sincerely in that, but then someone else comes along and you fall in love overnight. Nobody will ever know what happened in reality because they will never tell us and that, after all, is their own business. If Jennifer Aniston had any insecurities about her marriage, however, she would never take the opportunity to say hello to Angelina Jolie on the lot of Friends in 2004. When Angelina passed by, Jennifer pulled over and introduced herself saying: “Brad is so excited about working with you. I hope you guys have a really good time.” Angelina recalls that meeting very briefly, too, when she gave an interview to Vogue on how she and Brad got together.

Goree Girls @ 02/09/2008 at 3:08 pm

westie @ 02/09/2008 at 2:41 pm

For those of you who keep harping on your theory that Brad and Jennifer were already finished in 2004, then why did Angelina very recently admit that when she started working with Brad he was at that time (2004) happily married to his best friend. If Angelina hasn’t figured out differently by now, then I’d either assume Brad and Jen were in fact very much together or Angelina is a liar. So which is it?
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Uh — that’s easy.Jennifer and Brad were lying or their publicists were lying. That was the myth. The golden couple — shocked shocked that they would break up. No one knows the state of someone else’s marriage and Angelina had never met Brad before 12/03 so why wouldn’t she accept the lie that he was happily married. I do think Jennifer was his good friend — just not his lover.

More and more I think Jennifer’s big conflict and the need for so much gainless therapy is that she is gay and can’t accept it.

so fierce @ 02/09/2008 at 3:12 pm

angie didnt say that brad was happily married to his best friend. I get the feeling that brad didnt really share too much personal stuff about the marriage until after the separation. He probably talked about her.. and what he said showed angie that he considered her (jen) a good friend, but that doesnt mean their marriage was healthy.

You don’t spend that much time apart//6 months..you dont have Jen saying she didnt know if her husband was the love of her life..or have brad admit that he wasnt sure if marriages were meant to last forever.., and think you have a great relationship

Being together and being in love in this day and age is two tottaly
different things, don’t you know???

Me myself i would love it if they were in the heat of love all that time
Oh yeah, but unfortunately BS is better to swallow than the truth, so
be it.

I only wish i could have swallowed this picture just on with JA called
The Object of My Affection.

I keep trying to give her the benefit of the doubt, whenever one of her
duds come up, so far nooooo cigar.

angie didnt say that brad was happily married to his best friend. I get the feeling that brad didnt really share too much personal stuff about the marriage until after the separation. He probably talked about her.. and what he said showed angie that he considered her (jen) a good friend, but that doesnt mean their marriage was healthy.

You don’t spend that much time apart//6 months..you dont have Jen saying she didnt know if her husband was the love of her life..or have brad admit that he wasnt sure if marriages were meant to last forever.., and think you have a great relationship…

true

when are you guys going to talk about this woman. when your cheater idol has million babies.

You are suggesting that Armpit told Anglina that he is not happy with his life. So that is why she said that they are freind. That means they were banging each other in the trailor.

Wow! Amazing outfit. Love this stylist!

–read my blog at http://fashionpoirot.blogspot.com

loones , why do’nt yu go to la la land for brangloonies thier thead,. You can talk about your idol fake trip to iraq.

To #22 Helena @ 02/09/2008 at 3:45 pm

And your spelling correction is an embarrassment!

class, class, class - she is just class from head to toe. good to see a girl next door who is just classy and just decent. good on you jen. we love u.

rob 175
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Now if she could ONLY act. :lol:

You love her for exactly what?
She is a dim, shallow, self-absorbed and a talentless woman who is almost 40 but rich and famous because of some people here

Class and Jennifer Aniston? LMAO. What class is she in exactly?
Marry or get engaged to someone famous so I can break it through class??
I tell you who has class: Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Meryl Streep and so are all the beautiful, talented women who are also independent

hmm, I love Jennifer ‘coz she’s good looking, she’s a talented comedic actress, seems humble and real, and has not let fame get to her head.

unlike certain hateful people who are riding on the fame of their favorite hollywood couple. there’s being a fan and there’s being scarily obsessed like those freaks.

Don’t you people have names or something? I don’t think that “LOL”, ” oh, yeah”, “form” and so on are proper names. They aren’t even proper aliases. What’s the problem? You can’t stand by your own opinions with your own names? Cowards do that. You may not like some of the things said here but at least use your own names. So did I and I see no reason for not doing it.

Love her because.. she didn’t steal someone else’s husband! Lol!

watch out #181, you’re about to get lynched by those brangelina psychos.

woo hoo!!! I’m a fan of both Aaron and Jennifer, lookin’ forward to this!

atticus finch @ 02/09/2008 at 5:05 pm

When Vanity Fair sat down to interview ‘Friends’ mega star Jennifer Aniston for their May issue, they may not have expected the sneak peek they received into the future family life of Hollywood’s most desired couple. Jennifer candidly spoke about their plans to start a family in the very near future and the fact that even she was a little surprised about Brad’s idea of the perfect family. “I always thought two or three children would be enough, but Brad definitely wants seven,” Aniston says. “He loves the idea of a huge family.”

While most young married couples are eager to start their families, seven children seems to be an exceptionally lofty goal. The “development” stage of such a family would require the better part of a decade and would absolutely dominate the lives of two of Hollywood’s hottest commodities during that time. That seems to be the least of their concerns, however, as Aniston revealed to Vanity Fair the fairy tale that has been their romance since the very beginning.
IN VANITY FAIR 2001

They moved into Jennifer’s house on only their second date, not long after Brad broke off his engagement to Gwyneth Paltrow. “I felt that we knew each other better than either of us had ever been known before,” Aniston says. “Gwyneth is a lovely person. But I didn’t worry about their past relationship. Once this began, those previous relationships were done.” That’s not to say that the couple does not have problems and insecurities when it comes to one another. Jennifer also explained that neither of them have the greatest self-esteem and that has presented some challenges during their young marriage. But, they seem to be up to those challenges so far.

atticus finch @ 02/09/2008 at 5:06 pm

In VF 2001

When Vanity Fair sat down to interview ‘Friends’ mega star Jennifer Aniston for their May issue, they may not have expected the sneak peek they received into the future family life of Hollywood’s most desired couple. Jennifer candidly spoke about their plans to start a family in the very near future and the fact that even she was a little surprised about Brad’s idea of the perfect family. “I always thought two or three children would be enough, but Brad definitely wants seven,” Aniston says. “He loves the idea of a huge family.”

While most young married couples are eager to start their families, seven children seems to be an exceptionally lofty goal. The “development” stage of such a family would require the better part of a decade and would absolutely dominate the lives of two of Hollywood’s hottest commodities during that time. That seems to be the least of their concerns, however, as Aniston revealed to Vanity Fair the fairy tale that has been their romance since the very beginning.

They moved into Jennifer’s house on only their second date, not long after Brad broke off his engagement to Gwyneth Paltrow. “I felt that we knew each other better than either of us had ever been known before,” Aniston says. “Gwyneth is a lovely person. But I didn’t worry about their past relationship. Once this began, those previous relationships were done.” That’s not to say that the couple does not have problems and insecurities when it comes to one another. Jennifer also explained that neither of them have the greatest self-esteem and that has presented some challenges during their young marriage. But, they seem to be up to those challenges so far.

well............ @ 02/09/2008 at 5:20 pm

# 181 Erin @ 02/09/2008 at 4:56 pm Love her because.. she didn’t steal someone else’s husband! Lol!

Thank you. ITA most of Aniston fans only care about her because of the “act” she put on doing her divorce. Years from now when she is no longer on this earth, Aniston will be known for the woman Brad Pitt left.

Aren’t you all proud.

#186

Oh and Angelina will always be known as a huband stealer.

Aren’t YOU all proud. Psh.

Jill loves to hate @ 02/09/2008 at 5:25 pm

185 posts half by B&A fans too funny. I love how all the names are just random and the common post “I used to like her but not now” blah blah blah Gosh they just cannot move on. Angie could never pull off one look Jen wears. I wish they both would update their hair, gosh they both have been wearing the same hair for 10 years, BORING!

Well

I do not think she live her life becuse what other people think of her, or to impers other people. She live her life, does her job which she like. Of course your idol said it before she want to rember as fake humanitorian. She said it her self she does it for the name and recognition.

Goree Girls @ 02/09/2008 at 5:28 pm

Erin @ 02/09/2008 at 4:56 pm

Love her because.. she didn’t steal someone else’s husband! Lol!
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LOL — so funny! No one can steal someone else’s husband, but a wife can kick her husband to the curb and let him live like a monk for 6 months. Jennifer knows there was no cheating by Angelina and Brad. She is just too embarrassed to let the general public realize that. everyone in Hollywood knows and it is damaging her career.

Shut up all your Brangelina haters, I’m a Brangelina fan and I will not be happy until Jennifer Aniston finally disappears off the face of the world so no one can stand in the way of my King Brad and his Queen Angie.

I never realized how crazy the Brange freaks were until #191. People, Exhibit A.

t r i s t a n @ 02/09/2008 at 5:38 pm

#191

What a meaningful life you lead.

Andra @ 02/09/2008 at 9:39 am Kudos to any woman who doesn’t want to be burdened by children. Raising children is a pain in the ass. Ask any parent, they’ll tell you-if they are honest with themselves.

Not every woman wants their lives to be ruled by a child. Let’s face it, even if you have a team of nannies, it’s the woman who makes the decisions about who takes care of her children and how they do it. You are still a 24/7 parent. Ahh, the peace of not having to constantly worry about another human beings’ growth, safety and development. to not be sleep deprived, to have many moments of peace to sit, walk, talk with whomever you want; whenever you want. No children. You can love them dearly, but, never ever want to spend your life being a parent to one.

There are millions of us in the world who are happily childless and there are millions of males just like us. I think men are less likely to bow to family pressure or societal pressure to reproduce. Since time began, there have been women and men, who don’t want to be parents; don’t need it to feel like an adult.. In fact, we feel more like an adult when we choose how we live our lives; without bowing to societal and family pressure.

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I totally agree with you and think that children are a huge burden and many of my girlfriends agree. A lot of us have become accustommed to our lifestyle and feel its too late to make changes and we just like our life the way it is. At the end of the day it is your life and how you live it is up to you.

The difference with us is that WE ARE HONEST and admit that we do not want the responsibility that comes with a child. I just feel that Jennifer is a liar and her lies of wanting a child are going to come back to haunt her.

I would have respected her if she would just admit that she doesn’t want any children.

3 years down the line, its clear to see which one of them really wanted kids. Jen - 0, Brad - 4. Even Brad is looking haggard now but hey he’s happy and living the life that he wants.

I have no particular loyalty to any of them and would not say that I am a fan of Brad/Jennifer/Angelina. What is clear to me is what I see and that is Jennifer trying to dupe everyone with false statements and trying to save face after the divorce.

jEN'S NOSE JOB @ 02/09/2008 at 6:13 pm

http://usmagazine.com/jens_secret_nose_job

(The paps took pics of Jen entering and leaving the plastic surgeon’s office. This is called CONCRETE EVIDENCE)

What do Jennifer Aniston, Ashlee Simpson and Cameron Diaz have in common? When Aniston recently underwent rhinoplasty, she turned to Dr. Raj Kanodia, the plastic surgeon behind Simpson’s and Diaz’s new noses.

In the early morning hours of January 20, one day after taping a guest spot on pal Courteney Cox’s new series Dirt, Aniston’s driver dropped her off at Kanodia’s office in Beverly Hills.

The actress emerged four hours later, but instead of her usual golden glow, she sported fresh black-and-blue bruises along her right eyebrow and across the tip of her nose and upper lip.

Aniston’s rep confirms the operation. “Jennifer had a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago,” he tells Us Weekly.

Indeed, a source tells Us that Aniston, 37, had wanted to have the nose job for more than a decade.

So why would America’s Sweetheart decide to fine-tune her look?
“Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job,” a source close to the actress tells Us. “She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

Why are some sources pointing to Brad Pitt’s relationship with Angelina Jolie as the reason Jen went under the knife? What has the Friends star said in the past about plastic surgery? What other major life changes has Jen made recently?

For more details on how Jen is revamping her look and her life, check out the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands this week.

from lainey on Jen's nose job @ 02/09/2008 at 6:15 pm

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=5664

Deviated Septum is the new Appendicitis?

Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Aniston sought the services of Ashlee Simpson’s special nose doctor and underwent the knife herself on January 20th because…wait for it…she had a deviated septum that was preventing her from sleeping and breathing properly – the official word from her publicist Stephen Huvane who, as Us Weekly has also pointedly reported, hasn’t exactly been forthcoming with the truth on more than one occasion.

The magazine goes on to say that Jennifer “Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job. She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

So is it out of the ordinary for a celebrity to fix up her face? Absolutely not. Happens all the time, every day. But THIS particular celebrity has always denied enhancement. THIS particular celebrity has cultivated an image out of convincing people she’s Au Naturel – with the help, of course, of the Zone Diet and a steady stream of cigarettes.

But there have long been those rumours, brought to light again by a former roommate and actress last year who delivered a monologue with details about a certain “Friend” who rose to fame after moving her hairline, changing her nose, and icing her nipples – click here and here here for full details

As you would expect, Huvane vehemently denied the claims at the time with an impassioned plea to the MiniVan Majority to uphold their faith that their heroine is indeed still “what you see is what you get”…right?

Well not so according to Us Weekly. According to Us Weekly Jen bought herself a new nose then and she’s tweaking the original purchase now. And so the question becomes – did Jen stop at a nose? Or did she opt for everything else too?
You tell me.

I too was very upset after reading the Vanity Fair mag interview. There were so many, I emphasize many damaging, side remarks in that article. The interview was done over the course of a few weeks. Remember, she had publicist, manager, agent to look after her. I am sure they have read the 1st and 2nd draft. Why would they allow such sniping comments in that article?

This has been my chief complaint on Jen.

Schlumberger @ 02/09/2008 at 6:22 pm

My 4 complaints of Jennifer Aniston:–

1) that Vanity Fair interview
2) the lying to the public “a baby is on the way” when in fact we saw her keep on smoking.
3) her lack of giving back to society or not doing enough.
4) the comments made by Donovan that she is materialistic.

1559 Kearnie Says:

here is my 1st take on Jennifer Aniston(excuse me but since this is a first, I had to write the whole freakin name):

Bottomline, Jennifer acted the way she did because She had her future roles in jeopardy. Her way out od this mess was to SELL HER STORY to the media IN EXCHANGE for more starpower.

As soon as she filed for divorce, it meant asset divisions among themselves. There was one particular asset that she depended on for her career - Plan B. For someone who live for A DAY WHEN SHE WILL BECOME A LEADING STAR she must have seen clearly the writing on the wall that her stake in PLAN B was going to become a casulty of the divorce. I see her going - no Plan B? what happens to my upcoming movies? how am I going to get them off the ground. Remember, this is a woman whose ex-hubby created a production company for her career - her life so to speak. All that was going to go out the window once she and Pitt signed the divorce papers. Wasn’t the divorce date moved up from the summer to Oct after they hired a private judge and wasn’t she caught saying that she hated being “gagged and unable to talk about the divorce” around that time too. I think we got someone from her camp leaking the Kristin Hahn story but that same person couldn’t go on and add that Jen has been kicked out of Plan B - as that had to do with the divorce. What we got was Brad is mean because he fired apregnant woman!.

Around that time, she GOT MAD and the MADNESS turned her into A VINDICTIVE WOMAN and VOILA, the end result was the VF Interview.

Also, don’t forget that she was already in the dividing their assets(incl. Plan B) and having a hard time dealing with the whatnots regarding her future and the present of course.

IMO, Brad choosing to buy her out of Plan B was probably more damaging to her ego than seeing him with Angelina. Why? She said that their marriage was over in the summer 2004, so I don’t see her too devastated in mid 2005 when she saw Brad with Angelina. As far as the marriage goes, she like Brad had moved on by Dec 2004-Jan 2005. Thus, the separation.

What made her MAD enough to do that interview had to do with the fallout of the divorce - Plan B in particular - which we all know started as soon as she filed for divorce. Letting go of it must have been too emotionally difficulty for her because her MOVIE STARDOM was in jeopardy.

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good analysis

from stardust @ 02/09/2008 at 6:28 pm

1612 stardust — She really is a case study in how to screw up
your life. She should have recognized early on that she had very
limited talent, that she was lucky to have Brad and that he
wanted kids, and that she should have gotten pregnant ASAP.

She could have been a reigning mommy-queen in Hollywood, with
kids by Brad, happy family etc., and then she could have gone
back to TV when she was in her late 40’s as the upstairs
neighbor/older sister/mom/divorced career woman–whatever!

But no, she thought she was Julia Roberts. I’m HAPPY she was
such an idiot for Brad and Angie’s sake–but she really blew it.

from lula29 @ 02/09/2008 at 6:34 pm

1823lula29 Says:

God I love Brad Pitt. I just watched the Charlie Rose interview (love Charlie Rose too) and it just reconfirmed to me that BP is a great guy in every sense of the word. Also it made mre realize that he and his X didn’t have a thing in common. I mean, I always said this, especially after reading both their bio’s and so it’s no wonder they got divorce. I was pretty neutral in the whole mess until I began to read more and more actual articles of the two (not tabloid gossip) and realize that the X really did create this whole mess. She knew their marriage ended due to their differences and that their marriage had been more of a “merger” than a geniune connection between the two of them for a while. She tried to ruin his image with her insinuations that he cheated on her when she knew full well that wasn’t the truth, but like Pitt said on Charlie Rose, the truth will come out in the wash.

I was really neuatral about the X but now I really don’t like her at all. She could clear this mess up to by saying the divorce was a long time coming and she wishes him well on his new path. I mean she should still continue him a friend at least. But too, she has always been a little cold blooded, she forgot to thank him in her Emmy speech and you could see the hurt look on his face when the panned the camera over to him. I never forgot that and I think it’s funny how her behavior at that moment has been overlooked too.

Anyway, BAMZS is doing well and I will continue to wish them nothing more than love.

One of the reason for the demise of Jennifer Aniston’s marriage was Jennifer chose to start her movie career at the expense of her marriage. Brad and Jennifer were together for 7 years, yet childless.
Every year, we see Jennifer churn out at least 1 movie in additon to her sitcom Friends. How can you have time to spend time with your husband?

In 2003, she filmed the movie Along came Polly (in theatre in 2004). We know she also was taping Friends. Brad was out of the country making Troy in 2003. These people spent a majority of the time apart. I am sure their marriage was over by 2003. I also say they have been having cracks in the marriage long before 2003.

On thing bothered me about Jennifer is that she went to the media and told the public that “a baby is on the way”. She did it at Access Hollywood, Oprah, Diane Sawyer. But we saw pictures of her smoking. I have no problem with people smoking. But why misled the public when she had NO INTENTION of getting pregnant. With that, I lost trust on her. Once a person violates the trust, it’s hard to gain it back.

Jennifer Aniston knew what she was doing. She chose career, fame and money, and she did it beautifully. She now has all of them except a husband.

i love how the bragelina freaks always come up with essays based on articles dissected to death. it’s like they’re trying hard to prove something over and over and over. so sad. get over it. get a life. or someone else’s husband if it makes you happy ;-)

Are “BAMZS” (are you for real?) fanatics still holding on to a story from years ago? Wow, if Aniston, Pitt, and Jolie have moved on from that, shouldn’t you? The only reason is the hate drives them. That’s sad.

smoking pic @ 02/09/2008 at 7:01 pm

http://www.laineygossip.com/Index.aspx?DateTo=7/7/2004&DateFrom=6/30/2004&StartIndex=6

Jennifer Aniston still smoking

By the way… for those of you who still believe Mrs. Pitt intends to have a baby or is already preggers…see attached of Jennifer lighting up with Brad in Europe. At 35, time is ticking. How committed can she be to this motherhood thing when she’s actively damaging her eggs and creating a potentially hostile environment for Brad’s swimmers??? Starting a family my ****! I said it before and I’ll say it again. This woman is a FRAUD!!

credit: lylian @ 02/09/2008 at 7:10 pm

Hey Truth, read this post and the earlier one and I think you seem pretty fair so I’d like to explain my lack of respect for Jennifer’s public persona. About the VF Interview: I believe Jennifer took pains to prepare herself and her friends for that VF interview. I also believe that Jennifer and her publicist have more than normal say about the article’s contents and how things should be phrased. After all, Jennifer’s VF interview was one of the most important in her professional career and everyone, who cared about celebrity - and even those who didn’t really care, wanted to read what she had to say. So, I’ve no doubt that Jennifer carefully prepared for the interview and had greater than normal say over what would be written. Let’s see why Jennifer turned me off in her interview.

(a) I can understand the VF interview if Jennifer had come out swinging all on her own. As a woman, I really understand what is meant by being a woman scorned (been there, done that:)). So had Jennifer come up openly and honestly saying that she was pissed off and angry with Brad, I would have respected her for it. But she didn’t. She used her friendly mouthpieces to say the things that she didn’t want coming out of her own mouth. The best one was “That brad was the one who wasn’t that keen to have kids.” Give me a break. She signs up for at least 2 movies RHI and Derailed of which she is the co-star not to mention FWM and the other 3 movies that were in pre-production with Plan B - of which at least 1 or 2 might be in post production had they remained in Plan B and she gets her friends to say she really wants babies?? No, using her friends to speak for her was a very very calculated public manipulation move on her part. Yes, I can understand why you might want to manipulate the public but the underlying assumption is that her fans and the public are DUMB. I don’t appreciate being thought of as DUMB, even if I might be DUMB and I certainly don’t respect someone for assuming that their fans are DUMB. Meanwhile, time has revealed the truth - Brad has 4 kids in 2 years and has publicly declared how much he enjoys the children and how he wants even more - a soccer team (including a couple of reserves too may be??)

(b) has Jennifer ever taken responsibility for her role in her break up? In the VF Interview, she said “if you are responsible for 2% of the blame, you have to take responsiblity for that 2%”. Do you honestly think that she used the number 2% coz it popped up in her head to say 2% or was she trying to manipulate the public into thinking that she was only responsible for 2% of the blame for the break up. Remember, she would have plenty of time to prepare for this interview. it was a very important interview. She could have said “in a 7 year relationship, its impossible to allocate the blame. You can only say that both sides are to blame”. She didn’t even have to say that she was 50% to blame. But she deliberately said 2%. Does she think members of the public don’t know a thing or two about the power of suggestion??

(c) she said that Angelina was not responsible for the break up - which I believe - (see comments on long term separation of rich couples below). But she allowed Leslie Bennett to keep in her article, comments which were downright derogatory of Angelina. Her blood wearing, pseudo humanitarian, multi adopting ways. If you want to say Angelina broke up your marriage - say it. Don’t do it the back door way. If you are angry that Brad has moved so swiftly on to another woman, say it. No, Jennifer won’t say it but she’d let ms Bennet say it for her. She could have asked for that comment to be taken out or modified but of course, she didnt.

(d) she says she’ll love Brad forever. Hello, please, The VF interview completely slagged Brad. if you are angry, say you are angry. Say you are disappointed.

In interview after interview after that, she alludes to this break up. Up until October 06, she was still yakking about how yoga helped her overcome her break up, holding poses with tears pouring down her cheeks. It’s even after the Break Up movie is released. Sheesh. Can you blame anyone for thinking that she’s been milking that break up from Brad? How negative is she?? She can’t even say that yoga has really helped her through a stressful movie career when she was doing films back to back and there was enormous interest in her personal life. How it kept her strong physically and mentally to cope with the stresses in her life. Tears pouring down her face?? Bah!

Some people have been coming on line and saying that its weird Brad isnt’ with Angleina for the latest adoption. Some of the Brad and Angelina antifans are predicting a break up. Well, all I can say is that if being apart is a sign of break up, then people should take a good look at Jennifer and Brad in 2003 and ask how many days they were actually together that year, long before Angelina came into the scene. These antifans are right - long periods apart between couples who are well able to afford the travel, is probably a sign that all is not well in a relationship. Just consider what happened to Jennifer and Vince - 2 month apart before Jennifer flies in to visit Vince and what dya know? they break up.

Now both Brad and Jennifer are well able to travel first class to see each other. travelling first class is like - luxurious on Virgin Atlantic, trust me. But Jennifer had to “force” herself to visit Brad in Malta after weeks of absence (her own words by the way). And Brad obviously couldnt be bothered going to visit his wife either (see, equal responsibility, like I said). Really a good solid marriage there - wouldn’t you say??

I find Jennifer particularly insensitive when she talked in 2003 about getting to the point when she can reach out to her mother and it took her until her break up with Brad to do so. I don’t blame her for wanting to cut her mother out of her life. Some parents are toxic. But to me, its simple, don’t go to the press and talk about how you nearly ready to reach out to your own mother and not do it for more than 18 months or 2 years later. Assuming that a mother who was present in your life, throughout your childhood and into your teenage years has some genuine feelings of love for her daughter, how must she be feeling waiting for the phone to ring and hear her daughter’s voice after reading those comments in 2 high profile magazines. Please, let us not compare it to Angelina’s situation with her father. A parent who is more noted by his absence in her life then her presence. Such a parent doesn’t love his children very much is all I can say. And Angelina herself, has been absolutely clear - she isn’t interested in reaching out to her father - period.

Personally, I think Jennifer said what she did about being nearly ready to reach out to her mother because she wanted to look good to her fans. Never mind that it could and probably did hurt her mother.

To me, the recent events display Jennifer’s continued manipulative behaviour with her fans and her public -right up to recent events with her break up with Vince and her denial that she is dating a camera man but non denial that she is dating Keanu reeves (hahahahaha). If she is manipulative now, then I’m sure she was manipulative in the past as well - manipulative of her ex husband Brad. Given present day behaviour, given her past interviews, I have no reason to conclude that she didn’t use to be just a manipulative with her husband as she has been with her fans and her public.

#207

Bravo, your multi-paragraph essay filled with hard concrete evidence, also known as speculation, is just impressive. All the top tabloids should hire you right away for the world class credibility.

jenni love @ 02/09/2008 at 7:50 pm

i luv her!!!!!!
she looks happy i love her haire :)

Jenn is as fake as her baby blues…Brad left her..Yes..He is with Angie and has a family now…Don’t hate it… love it..It is the present…Jenn is his past..Angie did not steal Brad..Get it straight..If you want to blame someone Blame Brad..Even Brad said it in an interview..That Angie did not cause the break up…If it is wasn’t Angie..Brad would have left Jenn for someone else..Brad Left..In 2004..
He and Angie has been together since then.they have been together as long as his marriage to Jenn..Honestly..Brad is so over Jenn..Poor thing..Her career is a bust so is her life…But i think she will rebound..or rather bounce back..Unfortunately her career movie choices are ******..But still wishing her the best…

Love Jen Aniston @ 02/09/2008 at 8:08 pm

Hmmm what happened with my previous comment JJ??? You didn’t like it because its the truth?? You bring Jen up as bait for all the haters on your site.

More Jennifer Aniston!

she looks great. love the outfit, and her hair is perfect-looking, as always.

-No one steals no one’s husband! It takes two to tango. Anything happens in life. Angelina and Brad fell in love. People marry, divorce, die .Fact.
-Yeah, so you alll love Aniston the reason you do so is because you hate Angelina-Brad so much. Fact.
-Aniston plays with her image very well, some of you Brangelina haters go for it. Fact
-People love Brangelina cause they are not self absorbed and they are good at what they are doing. Fact
-People love Aniston cause they feel for her as she has no talent or class but still has millions in the bank, so that gives them hope. Fact
- Just because Aniston took a role in a rating breaking, ‘Feel good’ stupid American comedy doesn’t mean she is a good comedian. Fact

NEXXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, plz justjared

In case people need to read the Vanity Fair interview done by Aniston in 2005, here’s the URL

http://www.vanityfair.com/fame/features/2005/09/aniston200509

Jen allowed the interviewer to quote her friends, whom she may have prepped and were all too willing to show her in a good light.

However, note she did not attempt to correct, deny or edit any of her friends comments which were detrimental to BP and AJ and may or may not have been true. Yet the mumblings were that she was upset at BP for not outwardly doing enough to negate the accusations about the baby reason for divorce…again hypocrisy.

It’s the grand art of manipulation.

about VF @ 02/09/2008 at 10:28 pm

Jen allowed the interviewer to quote her friends, whom she may have prepped and were all too willing to show her in a good light.

However, note she did not attempt to correct, deny or edit any of her friends comments which were detrimental to BP and AJ and may or may not have been true. Yet the mumblings were that she was upset at BP for not outwardly doing enough to negate the accusations about the baby reason for divorce…again hypocrisy.

It’s the grand art of manipulation.”

which is exactly what you’re doing with your “mumblings” and word twisting. are you serious?

medulla oblangata @ 02/09/2008 at 11:12 pm

In VF 2001
Jennifer also explained that neither of them have the greatest self-esteem and that has presented some challenges during their young marriage. But, they seem to be up to those challenges so far.
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So this totally explains the “golden couple” myth. Both of their publicists knew they were dealing with dross and tried to spin into gold. I must say they did such a good job of it that to this day, some fans can’t or won’t get over it.

Jennifer Aniston is here to stay. Like it or not haters. Best to just move on with your lives and let go of the past. Do you have nothing else to do?

How many fans are really here? Jen losies are good at changing names to make it look like she the best in Hollywood. Stop the non-sense. She got nothing to offer. No substance at all.

ANISTON IS A WHORE! @ 02/10/2008 at 12:24 am

Is Aaron her new **** buddy?? Gosh she really loves sleeping around especially on the first date. What a W-hore you are Aniston. Pathetic!!

ANISTON IS A WHORE! @ 02/10/2008 at 12:24 am

Is Aaron her new fcuk buddy?? Gosh she really loves sleeping around especially on the first date. What a W-hore you are Aniston. Pathetic!!

Looking forward to this film! Go Jennifer :-)

Wow alot of guys posting ( I mean women posting as men). Coincidence, I think not. Unless they are all gays who love to play with Jennipoop’s hair.

Thanks goodness I can save money. I’d rather save my hard-earned money than see all her sickening movies.

#226

thanks! you’re just proving how ridiculous and full of hate you are. how ironic that the fans of the humanitarian Angelina Jolie are such disgustingly hateful and shallow people.

beth, save your money. You’re gonna need it to watch all of Angelina’s and Brad’s movies over and over and over still like the obsessed fan you are.

alina @ 02/10/2008 at 1:16 am #226

thanks! you’re just proving how ridiculous and full of hate you are. how ironic that the fans of the humanitarian Angelina Jolie are such disgustingly hateful and shallow people.

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AND SO ARE ANISTON FANS. HAVE YOU BEEN TO FEMALE FIRST BEFORE? GO & SEE WHAT VENOM YOUR FELLOW ANISTON FANS ARE SPREADING.

People, chill out!

They are just actors. They lie to save face, sleep on the first date, do drugs, sleep around, cheat on their partners, and have pity parties. They are not the proponents of morals. The fact that they have good looks, fame, and money does not mean that they are perfect. What do you expect from actors?

alina #226

Thank you, that’s exactly what I’m thinking!

alina @ 02/10/2008 at 1:16 am
how ironic that the fans of the humanitarian Angelina Jolie are such disgustingly hateful and shallow people.
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I’ve never heard any fan of Angelina Jolie wishing death on Jennifer Aniston. However, I’ve heard may fans of Jennifer Aniston wishing death not only on Angelina Jolie, but also on her children. How much lower can you go than that?

alina=Jocelyn. stop argeeing with yourself. Funny… on every Aniston thread there always have new names/posters.

#191, you have some SERIOUS mental issues. Really. I am concerned for you and your obvious hatred of Jennifer Aniston. Face it. You will NEVER be Jennifer. You will NEVER look like her. You will NEVER have her money. You will NEVER have her fame. You can NEVER say that Brad Pitt was ever married to you. You can NEVER say that you have dated hot sexy guys in Hollywood. I know that your life sucks, but it’s time for you to see a therapist to work through your issues. Like it or not, your King Brad and Queen Angelina are not taken seriously by many people. Your hatred of Jennifer is not changing ALL of the ways that she so obviously excels you. Please get help. You sound Schizophrenic to me, or just plain nasty and bitter. Get off the computer and get help NOW.

^^^^ So do you, Yuliana. Get off the keyboard right now!! Is that another pseudo-name you got there. How many personalities you got anyway? Schizophrenic? Speak for yourself!

c u next tuesday @ 02/10/2008 at 9:16 am

And Dulce is special, to say it nicely, for scouring every Jennifer Aniston post to “observe” every post. Quick, someone get this woman with obvious mental issues a vibrator to keep her busy. Aww.

c u next tuesday @ 02/10/2008 at 9:20 am

Dulce, Jill, and Avril are all one person. Go have a threesome, in your head. Maybe after you’ll be able to chill. Wow.

eternal victim @ 02/10/2008 at 11:02 am

from Hollywwod .com

As she moved on to her next projects, Aniston found herself in the center of a media tempest when she announced her split from Pitt, who subsequently appeared to responsible for the breakup when it appeared he began a romance with actress Angelina Jolie on the set of their film “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005).

The drama played out in the entertainment media for several months, with Aniston finally giving a teary-eyed interview to Vanity Fair that, while taking some pains to play fair and amicable, decidely cast her as the unsuspecting victim and Pitt as the cad.

# 235, loser! Who wants to be horse-faced, talentless cow Aniston??
Maybe you, not me or any Brangelina fans.
Angelina Jolie, Oscar winner and a humanatarian and gorgeous, perfect woman, indeed! She is the only one a real woman ever wishes to be like!

39...already, stop the whine ! @ 02/10/2008 at 11:49 am

That old girl will turn 39 tomorow !

Time to accept her age, her wrinkles and act accordingly. Here are your resolutions as you entering the big 4.. after all, you could be a grand mum of a 20 years old !

1) No more fake tears and pitty parties
2) No easy dates opening ypour legs on the first date
3) No massive plastic surgeries, botox..you are plain looking anyway, accept it, move on and improve your self esteem by inner strenght. do good around yourself, in your own family, improve your intellect, make something worthy that you could be proud of.
4) Make peace with your mum, she is the one who gave you your biggest present : your own life ! It sacred and you will regret it if you waste another day without reaching at her to make peace.
5) If you really want a baby, don’t wait for the perfect man, he won’t come and will prefer a better looking, taller, younger more intelligent one. So go for it on your own, don’t waste your time, you will regret it.
6) Accept that time is running and playing against you, find something other than your physique to rely on. It’s pathetic at this age and whatever your form (hell Jane Fonda was still hotter than you at 50+) you will still be a 40 something and won’t win that war of youth and beauty against younger looking ones.

My last word : be brave because you have a long way to go to overcome the next dellusions of grandeur you will have to face leaving you with nothing but regrets !

Dayum! Angelina fanatics be scary! I like Jen and I like Angie, more power to them. I can’t to see their movies.

I mean, I can’t wait!

it’s funny how angelina, who seems to be a tolerant and accepting human being, has fans who likes to take low blows and say really awful hateful things about something that happened a while back. at the end of the day these actors could care less, they just wanna live their lives.

eternal victim @ 02/10/2008 at 1:05 pm

falling from golden grace !
the fraud !
i can’t help , but i dislike this woman
She never had a bit of shame for trashing good people and their children;

Hope we will have soon a clip with her drugs snoring
she ’s only a drug addict, a “happy ” sniffing

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=02&evt=aniston-traveling&pic=jennifer-aniston-traveling-27.jpg

My , oh my …..
she’s under influence there

from today's parade @ 02/10/2008 at 3:31 pm

Yuliana -

I dont wish Aniston’s any ill will.

But I do think you, the fan, or the employee of Jen’s publicist Huvane, has mental issues. I remember you talked about “cow” and blah, blah….

May be you should stop lying about your Jen.

from today's parade @ 02/10/2008 at 3:31 pm

Yuliana -

I dont wish Aniston’s any ill will.

But I do think you, the fan, or the employee of Jen’s publicist Huvane, has mental issues. I remember you talked about “cow” and blah, blah….

May be you should stop lying about your Jen.

haha, seriously? i can’t believe people are still whining about the whole Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie circus. Those people have moved on!

Barbara ann @ 02/10/2008 at 5:08 pm

#217: Why would Jenn let them take photos of her like that?Don’t any one in Hollywood have any morals any more.I guess everyone is out to make a dollar.wasn’t she embarassed laying like that in from of those men.what happened to Jen?Is she trying to be attractive to men by exposing herself.Their is something wrong when a woman her age does this.Maybe mental?I don’t care what all your excuses are for her there is something wrong…..

Barbara ann @ 02/10/2008 at 5:08 pm
Their is something wrong when a woman her age does this.Maybe mental?
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The word is desperate, not mental.

# 249 Barbara ann @ 02/10/2008 at 5:08 pm #217:

Why would Jenn let them take photos of her like that?Don’t any one in Hollywood have any morals any more.I guess everyone is out to make a dollar.wasn’t she embarassed laying like that in from of those men.what happened to Jen?Is she trying to be attractive to men by exposing herself.Their is something wrong when a woman her age does this.Maybe mental?I don’t care what all your excuses are for her there is something wrong…..

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She is just an exhibitionist and an easy desperate woman.

This is not the first time she is caught nearly naked, enjoying being in thongs and mini bikinis stuck in her a.. in the more p.o.r.nish positions like being caught many times legs wide open or a goodies exposed in a disgusting light. She is a true s.k.a.n.k and like to flaunt it playing all innocent.

Next big thing for her is to be featured on a men magazine like “playboy”.

Mark my word ! with that pathetic old teen who refuse to grow and has limited talent, it will happen. It’s just a question of time but it will definitively happen !

irrelevant, she is @ 02/10/2008 at 6:05 pm

Amazing that this post is still under three hundred.

She is just not that relevant any more. She’s moved on with her life, as has Brad and Angelina have.

She really is just not relevant any longer, unless a “Hairstyle” magazine needs to show a “long and natural” look. Other than that, she is B movies, with B listed stars, but with all her money, she’s prolly doin just fine, is irrelevant as she is.

Every younger actress with a flair for comedy is going to be considered before she would be. There just are not alot of roles left for almost forty year olds in the romanitc comedy genre. If she could play a role a little deeper than Rachel, there may be some hope. But, she ain’t no Cate B., Nicole K., Michelle P. or Halle B. for sure.

To me, irrelevant, she is……

irrelevant, she is @ 02/10/2008 at 6:05 pm

Amazing that this post is still under three hundred.

She is just not that relevant any more. She’s moved on with her life, as has Brad and Angelina have.

She really is just not relevant any longer, unless a “Hairstyle” magazine needs to show a “long and natural” look. Other than that, she is B movies, with B listed stars, but with all her money, she’s prolly doin just fine, is irrelevant as she is.

Every younger actress with a flair for comedy is going to be considered before she would be. There just are not alot of roles left for almost forty year olds in the romanitc comedy genre. If she could play a role a little deeper than Rachel, there may be some hope. But, she ain’t no Cate B., Nicole K., Michelle P. or Halle B. for sure.

To me, irrelevant, she is……

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I just have a feeling you are the same person who post most of the negative thing about Jen. You are just changing different name.

But it look like you are realy obessessed with this woman. She realy need a lot of protection. You sound delustional. Any thing you post does not make sense. either you are mental, or You are in love with this woman. You keep repting the same thing again again, she has been seen with pickin, she has been seen with pickin …. I think you are in love with her , you do not want her gorgous body to be seen by anyone. Get help becuase you cannot get her. May be someone can help to get out of her obessestion. I feeling sorry for you , becuase you are realy mad by her going out with pickin thing, like somekind of boyfreind.

Irrelevant she is

That is right that is why you are here posting about her irrelevant, if she is not irrelevant to you. She must big time relevant to you, becuase you are here weasting your time, instead of your la la land bragnina thread

and also, i guessing she does want the attenion, she does’nt want people to talk about her. She does what she want in herlife she is doing it. rather than that she is not looking for any mediawhroing. Your Branglina doing good job in being relevant, she just went to fake humantiaran trip to stay relevant. i have a feeling some media is ignoring your bragnlina.

wanna bet? @ 02/10/2008 at 7:18 pm

Give it up “bet” & just off a building. Maybe then we can take your pathetic azz more seriously.

wanna bet? @ 02/10/2008 at 7:22 pm

Give it up “bet” & just jump- ff a building. Maybe then we can take your pathetic azz more seriously.

Love Jennifer Aniston! Haters, grow up.

c’mon people, if you hate her so much, stop posting here. don’t help her get more comments, if she’s as irrelevant as you say she is, don’t pay her any attention. her fans will only keep posting and for some reason, you can’t control yourselves and just add more hateful comments making the number grow. so on behalf of jennifer’s fans, thanks ;-)

#253

irrelevant, she is. yoda, are you?

Lol!

from lainey @ 02/10/2008 at 8:53 pm

Jennifer Aniston: How to Stay Relevant

The National Enquirer is reporting she’s pregnant. Her tireless publicist, Stephen Huvane, quickly shot it down. You will note – Us Weekly has openly called Huvane a liar on many, many, many occasions.

Indeed, he does seem to contradict himself with alarming regularity.

But maybe that’s because his client (Jen)can only stay relevant post Pitt split by spreading a rumour herself and then quickly debunking it. For a refresher, please revisit her relationship with Vince Vaughn.

And since it’s been a quiet year… since she’s has no movie to promote, since she seems stuck in a romantic comedy rut for the rest of her career, why not exploit her new curves? Why not whip the MiniVan into a lather about whether or not she’s expecting? And then of course immediately deny it just to further speculation? Conveniently just as she’s on holiday in Los Cabos with the Arquettes? With bikini photos to put the rumour mill into overdrive?

It’s brilliant, non? We all know how much the MiniVan Majority loves Baby Fever.

(The above article can be found at laineygossip.com) under Jennifer Aniston.

laura ? laura who? you are nothing

Pathetic woman!

How can a woman who has spread her legs for so many men,and put her acting before her then husband BP. Ever in a million years be thought of as Americas sweetheart? I don’t think that the education,or maturity level of a person who does, ranks any higher than most twelve-year-olds!

‘coz there’s more to life than just pleasing a man.

#266 Not a very good retort! You must forsake all other relationships for your spouse. King James version of the bible! Since jen took the traditional vows, I find your comment very infantile.

Who cares if she sleeps with a guy on the first date? If that’s even a proven fact even. Shoot, plenty of women have sex on the first date, so do LOTS of men. And I’m sure Jolie has done some freaky stuff in the sack. Remember her antics? Frenching her brother on the red carpet, the blood vials, uhh… disturbing behavior.

. And by the way Natasha Freching involves tongue. I hate Aniston & despised her & her fans are very sick.

look at this link to see for yourself.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/about171496.html

AND THIS ARE YOUR FELLOW ANISTON FANS!!!

ENJOY & HOPEFULLY YOU & YOUR IDOL WILL BURN IN HE-LL. MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here’s more link for the hater from Female First!

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/search.php?search_author=Vajranagini

Compare to Female First Just Jared is lame.

credit: agree @ 02/10/2008 at 11:24 pm

As much as I hate to agree with US Weekly, I think they are right about the soap opera / wronged women connection. The attacks will continue, until Aniston gets married / has kids/ has a hit movie. The whole situation is sad, because these tabloids are discussing real people. Not characteres on Days of our lives. I am proud of Brad and Angie, cause they were able to ignore the tabs, not commenting, and lived their life.

Often ask myself , what kind of women is jennifer aniston? She must have extreme hate in her heart for Angelina , Brad and his family. She gave this soap operea credibility by her Vanity Fair interview. That interview put a stamp on all of the tabloid triangle stories. It placed the blame on Brad and Angelina shoulders. This won’t stop until Aniston tells the truth, in my opinion the ball is in her court, because unlike Brad she through her friends and a hateful journalist polished her halo , made herself a victim. And while it may have backfired on her career. She knew who she was catering to with that article. The more I think about that interview the more you see what kind of human being she is. I find it ironic that she stopped speaking to her mother because of the book her mom did, and the interviews she did. Yet she did not think twice of doing the very same thing to Brad. She is her mothers daughter.

If Brad cheated then she should just say it. The hate would be justified. However she in my opinion is just like her mother , a bitter divorced women, who is pissed to this day that Brad moved on with his life.

If she was truly over him or ok, then she could end the drama . I honestly think she doesn’t want to end the drama and maybe truly sees herself as the victim the media portrays.

The only ones who don’t seem to wanna end the “drama” are the ones who hold on to a MAGAZINE INTERVIEW years ago. Scraping the barrel much? Plus, forming hateful opinion and creating “facts” based on tabloids, utterly stupid.

wow! Jen’s still getting comments from a post from two days ago??? Hateful or not, you can’t negate the obvious, she still attracts the attention of her supporters and her bashers. Woot! More power to you Jennifer!

Regina Phalange @ 02/10/2008 at 11:47 pm

Go Jennifer Aniston! Keep on keeping on, can’t wait for the movies!

pugadbaboy @ 02/10/2008 at 11:51 pm

Natasha @ 02/10/2008 at 11:01 pm Who cares if she sleeps with a guy on the first date? If that’s even a proven fact even. Shoot, plenty of women have sex on the first date, so do LOTS of men. And I’m sure Jolie has done some freaky stuff in the sack. Remember her antics? Frenching her brother on the red carpet, the blood vials, uhh… disturbing behavior.

ANSWER: DAVID LETTERMAN

Jennifer Aniston is awesome. nuff said.

From lainey

I tought you said she is not irrelevant when with your another name.
Which one is right irrelevant or relevant. You guys are hipocrat like your idol. And also, i thought tabliod are false reporter, why it right when it jen side?. are loones confused , have split personalty or do not think furthe.
When jen fans talk , they use fact not tabloid to make a point.

So looser you are using tabloid to make your point. you are a looser and freak like your idol.

dill sounds like he/she has a dill stuck up somewhere ungroomed. Pffft. Calling someone’s fans sick while simultaneously screaming for the person and her moron fans to go to hell, needless to say is sane behavior right there. In crazytown.

pugadbaboy @ 02/11/2008 at 12:03 am

On David Letterman, Aniston revealed that she slept with her then former husband.

Hoy pugadbaboy, so what if she slept with Brad Pitt on their first date, I doubt there’s a woman out there who wouldn’t sleep with Brad if given the opportunity! That certainly didn’t stop Angelina Jolie! Oops! C’mon man or pig, whatever, I’m sure you’d sleep with Brad, that’s it isn’t it? You just wanna hump him dontcha?

pugadbaboy @ 02/11/2008 at 12:09 am

On David Letterman, Aniston revealed that she slept with her then former husband on their first date.

On their second date, they moved in together in her house as she revealed in VF.

i’d sleep with brad. that man is fine.

pugadbaby

unless Armpit ,jerk ex husband tell you how do you know? Where you in the bed room , on the day .

Utlist she did not looking her back for the wife of married man see or not. utilst she is not Ho who is looking for married man. Utlist she is not Ho who is looking for Jerk married man.

bet-

Yes, Jen talked about it at the Letterman show. She said she slept with Brad on the 1st date.

Tomorrow, I shall find you the link. I promise to give you the URL. tomorrow, just wait.

micro- are these the one you want?

Jen is NOT what you claimed, private. Look at these links. Jen wants media attention.

1) In October, 2007, Jen gave an interview for Harper magazine.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/tags/jennifer-aniston

2) http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3341
(In October, jen’s mexico bikini pics, tons of pictures of her body rocking her legs back and forth.)

3) http://justjared.buzznet.com/tags/jennifer-aniston/page/3/ (Her Hawaii bikini pics, showing 1/2 of her waxed vajajay.)

4) http://www.laineygossip.com/jennifer-aniston-photos-gossip.aspx ( Pics showing her erected nipples)

I hate Aniston because she was once connected to Brad. I’ll never get over the fact that Brad was with anyone else other than Angelina. To me, they are Gods here on Earth, I worship them along with my cult.

Even if she slept the first day, she is married to him for what ever year.
He married her. She must be good, he married her.

there is noting wrong if she slept with him the first day. There something wrong when you keep sleeping with marreid men. I am thinking her next step will be one of hollywood married man. Actually he have to be jerk to sleep with her.

And I would sleep with Brad too, but only if Angelina gives me the blessing.

Micro

I do not need it. do not research. do not waste your time. I am going to support Jen, until loones arer melt down.

bet -

Do you still want me to dig up the URL for you? I mean the one that Jen opened her legs on her 1st date. It’s a video, she said that on the Letterman show.

#286 & #288

uhm, okay. listen up fanatics, these are just two reasons why you shouldn’t, i repeat, shouldn’t, drink the koolaid.

micro and bet, why don’t you two sleep together? oh my effin’ ridiculous.

bet/sam -

Hey, are you really, what they said, you’re on Huvane’s payroll?

You can tell me.

Villa

I geuss loones want jen to disappear from earth. she is here to stay, deal with it.

She is allowd to go to vacation , walk on the street like any one. This iis not only Bragnlina world. I guess that is what loones are thinkiing. that does not mean she seek attention. Actually the amount of paparazy follow her, you do not see her at all. She is trying hard to stay out of the spot light. But she not going to be prisoner, she have to go out sometimes and go to vacation and do her job which will lover doing it.

Actually I dont mind if Jen slept with the guy on the 1st date.

I’m more disgusted at Jen for dumping Tate Donovan the minute Brad appeared on the radar screen.

That’s ONE of the many reasons why I would NOT support Jen.

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I am sure you are so happy now Carrie

Angelina is my savior! My messiah!!!!!!!!

ALMIGHTY GOD JENNIFER ANISTON SAVED MY LIFE FROM THE SPCA.

GOD ALMIGHTY JENNIFER, SPARE US!

lol @ Carrie, hilarious!

The Most Beautiful Woman in the universe ….Jennifer Aniston. Everyone else cannot compare. Everyone else are uglies

Angelina save me from myself, save me from myself. Brad, give me the gift of your sperm. Take me with you.

lol @ Bailey hilarious

Yes I am God & you all are my subjects!

Bow to art Superior & I will grant your wishes!

Jennifer A. @ 02/11/2008 at 12:48 am

And Gert I need more sperm. Any donors?

inneresting posts.. mmkayyy. ANYWAY, can’t wait for this film. sounds good!

Angelina Jolie @ 02/11/2008 at 12:51 am

Shut up my minions! Your God has spoken! Now go steal other people’s spouses! Don’t forget my First Commandment.

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Courtney Cox @ 02/11/2008 at 12:52 am

Aniston I bow into you. You can sleep with David now. I care less. As long as you save my soul & Cococ as well!!!!

Vince Vaughn @ 02/11/2008 at 12:54 am

How about me? I hope the rumor of me being gay will stop so I have to be seen with you dear Almighty Aniston!

hey, sam, I miss ya.

so is bet shrinking in your head now?

what bipolar medicine are you taking?

Angelina Jolie @ 02/11/2008 at 12:55 am

I SAID SHUT UP. LISTEN TO ME. YOUR GOD. YOUR PERFECT ILLUSION OF WHAT YOU WANT TO BE. JUST KISS MY PERFECTLY SKELETAL BODY ALREADY. IT WILL GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF LIFE.

LISTEN TO MY SEDUCTRESS. AND DON’T FORGET TO LIGHT CANDLES AT THE ALTARS YOU’VE BUILT FOR US IN YOUR HOMES.

Jennifer Aniston @ 02/11/2008 at 12:59 am

YOU WILL ALL BURN & ***********. YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO ME, YOUR BELOVED GOD. YOU CAN SEE MY MIGHTY CHIN & LARD FACE & TREAT IT WITH CARE.

CARRY ON BUILT ME AN IDOL FOR YOU CAN PRAY & DO HUMAN OFFERINGS!

Jennifer Aniston @ 02/11/2008 at 1:01 am

HEY BRAD PITT STOP PRETENDING. I AM YOUR HIGH HEAVENS. YUP I WILL GET HIGH LATER & WILL PARADE NAKED FOR ALL TO SEE. BOW TO ME MY LOW-LIFERS

Shiloh Jolie Pitt @ 02/11/2008 at 1:02 am

Stop the madness!!! Now don’t forget what my mommy you to do, don’t forget to cut yourselves and drop your blood on our pictures :-D

Whoa, lots of crazy posters from Brangelina and Aniston fans, this is so funny. and creepy.

David Arquette @ 02/11/2008 at 1:05 am

Daer God Aniston. When are you going to sleep with me? Courteney gave me her permission. You can have the baby you wanted. I know you still got some egss left!

Norman ( the almighty dog) @ 02/11/2008 at 1:07 am

Mommy Aniston can you nurse me now. I am hungry! yelp-yelp-yelp.

Angelina Jolie @ 02/11/2008 at 1:08 am

Hey David Arquette.. aren’t you married? Hmm.. hey, let’s have sex, you know you want this. Every man out there does, specially married ones ;-)

David Arquette @ 02/11/2008 at 1:10 am

Yeah, I heard about you Angelina. Yeah, my married guy friends told me about you. And I heard you’re a freak in bed too, hard to resist. No wonder your fans think you’re a god.

David Arquette @ 02/11/2008 at 1:11 am

Sorry Angelina but my few seeds left belongs to OUR GOD Aniston.
You know Aniston wants to try it with a married man, she just have an image to protect. You know my drift….

jen is my savior! My messiah!!!!!!!

Angelina Jolie @ 02/11/2008 at 1:13 am

WELL OF COURSE. NOW EVERY WOMAN OUT THERE WILL WANT TO SLEEP WITH A MARRIED MAN BECAUSE OF THE STANDARD I’VE SET.

Jennifer Aniston @ 02/11/2008 at 1:14 am

Oh I want to try some married men. I am tired of boring singles like Vince, Paul, the camera guy, Kevin Connoly, Bradley Cooper, Billy Crudup, Keanu Reeves,to name a few.

I AM GOD SO I CAN GET WHOEVER I WANTS TO.

wait, angelina is my savior! my messiah! sorry angelina, i’ll drink my own blood for you now.

Jennifer Aniston @ 02/11/2008 at 1:15 am

ANGELINA i WANT TO GO TO YOUR STANDARD.

HECK, I ALREADY HAVE LOW STANDARD.

Brad Pitt @ 02/11/2008 at 1:17 am

Hey my Goddess Angie, want me to marry someone else so you can seduce me again? C’mon babe, isn’t that what you like?

Oh my wait, Aniston is my GOD. She can do no harm as long as she is manage by Stephen Huvane. That Huvane works some miracle with the press .

Brad Pitt @ 02/11/2008 at 1:19 am

My mistake Aniston is OUR GOD! She will save us to salvation. We can stay together forever with Aniston, our God,’s blessings.

Angelina Jolie @ 02/11/2008 at 1:20 am

To all my minions, you may be wondering why I’ve been looking really skinny lately. I want you to know that I’ve been slowly draining my body of blood and putting them into little vials for all of you to wear around your necks. Don’t worry, they will magically appear from the cuts you’ve loyally made on your wrists. And someday we will all drink it together so we can be together in my Kingdom.

the original suri @ 02/11/2008 at 1:24 am

Hey Angelina, my Dad wants to do a collabo. He thinks if you get together with him, the power of Scientology will help you conquer other galaxies as well. He’s married to you know?

Jennifer Aniston @ 02/11/2008 at 1:24 am

Angelina, I guess I will trying to drink some blood from now on. Cutting I have not done but smoking pot I did. But would really try some cutting too & pour some acid. So titilating.

Being GOD my life is too staid & lifeless. Call me boring but that’s me alright.

but worry not, I am still your ALMIGHTY GOD!

Angelina Jolie @ 02/11/2008 at 1:26 am

suri, it depends, is your Dad willing to have his blood drained and put into little vials as well? ‘Coz you know only sane people do that.

the original suri @ 02/11/2008 at 1:27 am

Oh no. not to you Angelina but dear Daddy wants to do the horizontal mambo with our God Jennifer. At least if she gets recruited to the Scientology she can attract the Mini Van Majority to join the cult

Jennifer Aniston @ 02/11/2008 at 1:29 am

Want some blood too. Or else I will trash the Blood Clinic.

Angelina Jolie @ 02/11/2008 at 1:29 am

Yeah Jennifer Aniston, you’re a little boring. Look at me, I’m all about the wholesome fun. Stealing husbands, seductively kissing my brother, cutting myself, playing with knives with my lovers, drinking and wearing their blood. No wonder you have so many haters, you’re so boring. Just join my legions of obsessed followers already. Remember, I’m your only savior :-)

Jennifer Aniston @ 02/11/2008 at 1:30 am

But I am a wh*re too the only thing I cannot show it to protect my image as the GOD!

Shiloh Jolie Pitt @ 02/11/2008 at 1:30 am

you tell ‘em mom!

the original suri @ 02/11/2008 at 1:31 am

wait, jen is my savior! my messiah! all hail the quen

the original suri @ 02/11/2008 at 1:31 am

Ugh, Shiloh I’m so jealous, you’re mom is so cool! I wanna steal someone else’s husband when I grow up. Sigh.

Jennifer Aniston @ 02/11/2008 at 1:32 am

But to climb the corporate ladder I have to sleep with other guys on our first date. But I can steal husbands since all my friends from Courteney to Laura are husband stealers.

Brangiston fanatics have seriously reached a new level of craziness. Foaming at the mouth crazy. Wow.

Shiloh Jolie Pitt @ 02/11/2008 at 1:33 am

suri but your dad are collectors of wives. Same thing right. The only difference your Dad is a midget.

Angelina Jolie @ 02/11/2008 at 1:37 am

Portis

HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY MINIONS THAT WAY!!! I STRIKE YOU WITH MY SHARP BONY ARM! FEEL MY WRATH!! ARE YOU A MAN? ARE YOU MARRIED? CALL ME.

Jennifer Aniston @ 02/11/2008 at 1:41 am

Portis

MY DEAR WORRY NOT. BUT I WILL GIVE YOU THE GATE TO HE-LL. AS LONG AS YOU KISS MY LARD AZZ VERY GOOD. JUST LIKE MY SILLY LITTLE FANS WHO ARE DECEIVED OF MY GOODY-GOOD IMAGE. WELL, I AM GOD AFTERALL.

ANGELINA, STOP IT. I CAN STEAL HUSBAND TOO NOT ONLY YOU.
OOPPPS, I THINK I ALREADY SLEPT WITH DAVID ARQUETTE ALREADY!

Jennifer Aniston @ 02/11/2008 at 1:42 am

Next target…Courteney Cox!

David Arquette @ 02/11/2008 at 1:46 am

No, I never slept with Jennifer. It’s Angelina GOD Jolie who wants my married a s s.

David Arquette @ 02/11/2008 at 1:51 am

What am I saying? No, Aniston OUR BELOVED GOD is the one who wants to get herself preggy. She wants my seed so she can carry on her genes. Gods should do those so they can populate the world with their offsprings.

Angelina Jolie @ 02/11/2008 at 1:53 am

That’s right David Arquette. Who’s your daddy now? Say my name, say my name b it ch!!!!!!!!!!!

Angelina Jolie @ 02/11/2008 at 1:53 am

Sorry David I am taken already. brad is the man. He fulfills his duties as a good life partner. At any rate, OUR GOD Jennifer Aniston really wants to have your meat inside hers.

Jennifer Aniston @ 02/11/2008 at 1:55 am

Sorry Angelina …but I am the b*tch now.

Brad Pitt @ 02/11/2008 at 1:55 am

Ange, do you want me to sleep with David to make you happy? I know you like it when I try different things in bed for you. I’m getting used to drinking your blood and all.

Courteney Cox @ 02/11/2008 at 1:55 am

I can be your b*tch too God Jennifer. try me…

Brad Pitt @ 02/11/2008 at 1:57 am

But God Aniston wants David’s juice. She’s dying to have it once & for all.

Coco Arquette @ 02/11/2008 at 1:58 am

Momma, want some milk. Can I get Dolly’s?

Angelina Jolie @ 02/11/2008 at 1:59 am

Yes my dear Brad. You are an excellent, well-behaved, tamed slave, I mean life partner. I like that you’re looking very tired lately, just shows how much my tortures work. DON’T WORRY MY MINIONS, I promise daily whippings for each and every one of you. You know you fantasize about me gagging you while I whip you. Yesss.

Jennifer Aniston @ 02/11/2008 at 2:02 am

I already tamed Brad, Angelina. He stayed with me for 7 unhappy years & he did not complain a bit. All my servants are so obedient & loyal, just like my pathetic fans. Well, my fans you cannot blame them, they all believe my manufactured self. Gullible they are…

Billy Bob Thornton @ 02/11/2008 at 2:02 am

I still have your blood Angelina!!! I use to lubricate the two-headed sex toy you have me and Brad play with from time to time. I like that you enjoy watching us emasculate ourselves. Gets me off.

Go mommy. You are God indeed

Brad Pitt @ 02/11/2008 at 2:04 am

Hey Billy Bob, that toy’s all worn out now, Angie says she’ll get us a new one, a bigger one.

A talking dog - gee, such geniuses those Brangelina freaks are! Why didn’t I think of that first? Lol!

Jennifer Aniston @ 02/11/2008 at 2:06 am

Billy Bob, Can I join you? You know the male bonding thingy.

Well, they called me Manis ton for nothing. You know I still possess that extra thing so I can l=play with myself. I won’t be God for nothing. I have both ORGANics

Jennifer Aniston @ 02/11/2008 at 2:08 am

helen @ 02/11/2008 at 2:06 am

A talking dog - gee, such geniuses those Brangelina freaks are! Why didn’t I think of that first? Lol!

___

Cuz you are one dumbazz. What else is new?

Angelina Jolie @ 02/11/2008 at 2:09 am

THAT’S RIGHT MY MINIONS, CALL HER MANISTON, CALL HER ALL SORTS OF NAMES. TAKE LOW BLOWS! THAT’S JUST HOW INTELLIGENT AND CLASSY AND MATURE I TAUGHT YOU TO BE.

Angelina Jolie @ 02/11/2008 at 2:11 am

AND KEEP ATTACKING HER FANS!!! YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO IN YOUR LIVES BUT FOLLOW MY ORDERS!

Angelina Jolie @ 02/11/2008 at 2:13 am

A TALKING DOG! YES, THAT IS GENIUS! MY FOLLOWERS ARE BRILLIANT. MAKE JENNIFER ANISTON’S DOG TALK, WHAT AN INSPIRED MOVE.