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If Celebrities Weren’t Celebrities

If Celebrities Weren’t Celebrities

Celebrities - Love’em or hate’em, we see them on TV, in the movies, on magazines and even grabbing a cup o’ joe.

But what if we transported into another dimension and Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman were just the average John and Jane?

Ah yes….enter into the crazy world where celebrities aren’t celebrities! Take a look at who we found…

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56 Comments

# 1

These are so old Jared…

# 2

OMG, IS SO FUNNY

# 3

haha jessica simpson :P

# 4

how come all the “normal” people are fat and ugly
not all unfamous people look like that

# 5

I wish Marc Anthony looked like that….he looks sick now.

# 6
shenanyginz @ 02/12/2008 at 7:44 pm

Kat I agree with you %100!!! They’re either fat or stuck in the 80s. I’m a normal/non famous person and i certainly don’t look like that!
It really pains me to see Johnny Depp like that!

# 7

that pic only needs a cootch-kini and it would be totally Aniston.
tom is average in looks-below average in fact.

# 8

first

Wow.
This is odd

# 9

I am laughing my tits off here .how hilarious

[☆F a m o u s☆] @ 02/12/2008 at 7:55 pm

lmaoo 2 tom.

marc actually looks better.

Bwahahahaha - especially Becks and Posh, Johnny Depp, and Jennifer Aniston ……Hilarious

This is way stupid. They’d still look the same, maybe a couple less plastic surgeys, but nothing else.

Of course they are accurate depictions cos all normal Americans are fat. They’ve got it spot on.

So the deffinition of normal is Obese? What kind of logic is that? That’s such an insult to intellgence! lol!

I’m actual not sure the couple in one pic are…

depp, j lo & marc, aniston, and cruise are the best ones. especially tom cruise with his perceived small d*ck flaunting.

the definition of normal is conforming to a regular type or standard or a repeated pattern. Since most Americans are obese, they are in fact considered normal. I’ve been to America, and all i saw was wall to wall fatties and a steakhouse on every main road. Granted LA is different with their neurotic carb counting reaching epidemic levels. Everywhere else, heffalumps are the majority.

celery gloss @ 02/12/2008 at 8:25 pm

hahahaha I love these. They’re hilarious!

ha! i knew my neighbor was johnny depp!
now i dont feel so bad for letting him take my virginity.

Here's The Deal @ 02/12/2008 at 8:31 pm

LMFAO! Tom Cruise is funny, but Aniston takes the cake here. Hilarious.

Oy vey, Johnny………..how it pains me to see you like this.

Hilarious! Love it!

for some reason this looks really depressing to me. and i dont think all normal people dress like that or are 300 lbs.

I don’t think you got the Tom Cruise photo right…

He’s MUCH shorter! heh

angel hair @ 02/12/2008 at 8:59 pm

nicole kidman looks a little too realistic. scary! haa

ha ha @ 02/12/2008 at 8:05 pm
So the deffinition of normal is Obese? What kind of logic is that? That’s such an insult to intellgence! lol!

>>>>>>>>>

If you go to this website:

http://www.obesityinamerica.org/trends.html

You’ll see that over 60% of women in america between the ages of 35 and 44 and more than 70% of men in the same age group are overweight to obese i.e. with BMI > or = 25, according to a study conducted between 1999 and 2002. I think the overweight/obesity numbers have gone up since.

Therefore, unfortunately, it is quite right to present the average american as overweight.

LMAO! This is so funny. But as a hispanic individual, I gotta note that they made Marc and JLo, stereotypically hispanic. Not cool…oh well who cares? I laughed

i wish marc looked like that..that would be more attractive than his looks now!

good laugh! :lol: i like aniston ‘n kidman’s the best. they’re well done. :D

i hate ashley&miley @ 02/12/2008 at 9:52 pm

aww johnny=( poor
hilary hahahahahahahhaha

I watch the Graham Norton Show on BBC America. Lots of fat tacky looking Brits in the audience. I don’t suppose those people are average citizens. Wonder where DiDi is from? Looks like English is her first language…could she be a Brit? Wonder if she has ever been to the dentist? Worst mouths I’ve ever seen. Also, lots of them can’t say an “R” to save their life. No speech therapists, I guess. Now that’s really sad. I’ve lived in the UK. Lots of tacky looking blokes over there. Same in Germany…talk about ugly…whoa!

Anyway, why is DiDi so obsessed with us Yanks? Could it be……..
Yank Envy? Naw, we are all ugly and stupid.

LOL!!! jessica simpsons is the best and posh!!

okay,
this isnt “If they weren’t celebrities”
this is just the same old celebrities but overweight…
you people make it seem like being overweight is a bad thing!
it isnt!
why couldnt you just do something to their faces,
or like the size of their heads & eyes or something,
you can STILL be a celebrity even if you ARE overweight,
like queen latifa!
how would you people make her look as if she wasnt a celebrity?
make her SKINNY?
you people that make these stupid pictures are soo insensative!

but i’m not talking about this site,
i love this site,
i’m just dissapointed that this was posted
:/
maybe next time you’ll think things through,
yes?

This is so funny! What a trip!

are these real people or is it just like a photoshop kind of thing?

cause some of these people look freakishly alike the real celebrities

LOL, those are great! FATTY Maniston is hilarious!

these were on tmz several months ago….

So basically in both the thin version and fat version Nicole Kidman is still an abuser of Botox?

Aniston looks like her fans in this pic. They could not do tis with Brad and Angie because there is no way to make them look average - they are too stunning.

Omgosh at first I thought they were real! hahaha lol

Sooo funny, where’s Brangelina and all the other high profilers?? I want to see mooore!!!

Snap out of it @ 02/13/2008 at 1:38 am

#38 Trust me even Brangelina could look average, ecpecially Brad with his nose, if Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Simpson can look “cute” then so can your beloved Angelina (don’t get me wrong I like her but my point is that everyone can look average, even she did in her early years when her mouth was considered very odd)…

bumblebee @ 02/13/2008 at 2:15 am

that’s really funny.

but i love johnny depp and he looks really unattractive with that body.

This is effin scary….funny…but scary.

OMG that is ****. I´m not famous but I look good and i´m not fat. The normal people are much beautiful than this ******* celebritys. We don´t need 6 hours in the beauty salon in 1 hour we look better than this ugly Victoria Beckham.

OMG that is ****. I´m not famous but I look good and i´m not fat. The normal people are much beautiful than this ******* celebritys. We don´t need 6 hours in the beauty salon in 1 hour we look better than this ugly Victoria Beckham.

SCARY JLO AND MARC!

1) LOL
2) Yes, obese is the American definition of normal. 1 in 3 Americans is obese, a figure unheard of in the rest of the world. Your processed foods and refined sugars are killing you. Americans as a people are BEYOND fat.

Hilarious!!!! I couldn’t stop laughing!!! Aniston is still really pretty like that! LMAO

love posh & becks

im confused !
are they photoshopped??

please answer!!

kat jones NZ @ 02/13/2008 at 4:05 pm

There are normal (i.e. non celebrities) people in this world that are attractive. Why did you make them all look like American retards??!!

Hahahaha !! Funny !!

Beckhams look fantastic - Vicky is even attempting to smile, and Becks’ hairstyle is just gorgeous LMAO. Johny Depp - OMG, it really hurts… JLo is super cute, Nicole Kidman gives me nightmares.

JARED CAN BE SUCH *******….IM NORMAL NOT A CELEB N I SURE DNT LOOK LIKE THAT, IVE SO MANY HOTTER PPL THEN CELEBS PLUS NOT ALL CELEBS ARE HOT

This is totally tasteless, JustJared. Shame on you!

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