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Tue, 12 February 2008 at 11:55 pm
Speaking of Hiltons with beauty and brains…
Orange-haired Mario Lavendeira, aka Perez Hilton, proactively parties with Paris Hilton (no relation) and Britney Spears‘ “manager” Sam Lutfi at Area nightclub on Saturday.
Early birthday celebration, perhaps? Paris turns 27 this Sunday.
Also in attendance were Paris‘ on-again flame Simon Rex (kissing picture below!) and her younger brother, Barron, who was arrested for DUI earlier this morning.
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ewwwww
Neutrogenia. Clean and Clear. No one over the age of 16 should ahve a break out that bad
*roar* catty jared ;D
so gross he makes lutfi look hot!!!!!!!
EEWW jared please don’t talk about him! he looks nasty!!!
he is suchh a blogg queen :]
Holy shat! perez needs PROACTive stat!!
perez eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
He is such a loser.
It’s funny how he always makes fun of other people but she looks like S**t himself LOL
nasty
#11 She? lol.
Ms. Diva needs PRO ACTIV!!!!!
Grossness. What a disgusting pig that fat one is. Figures Paris would hang out with someone of that ilk. She’s a has-been.
OMG I honestly haven’t seen anything that nasty today until I looked at a close up of Perez. I wouldn’t want to ride in the same car as that guy! Some of his ZITiease might jump on me! YUK!!!! I don’t see how anyone would want to get in bed with him, man, woman, or animal! Imagine his pus dripping on you! EEEWWWW!
Sorry but eewwwwww. It’s time to get that taken care of.
the fuggliest fug to ever fug!
one word: EW!
all the fugs partying together y`all, lol
OK….that is sick…I think I just vomited inside….For all the picking on other people PH does…my gosh he looks revolting!!!
ONE WORD: EW
i really cant stand perez as a person but its low and in bad taste to make fun of someones bad skin.
i had quite bad skin when i was in my teens, and it can destroy you’re confidence and self esteem, in many cases it leads sufferers to isolation and depression.
so i can tell no-one commenting here has had outbreaks of acne, because if you had, you would never make fun of anyones skin with all the ‘ewww’ comments and crap, knowing how it feels to suffer bad skin.
you would realise, acne cannot be made clear by ******* pro activ.
for the vast majority of sufferers of acne, they need to see derms, and even then, it is trial and error as to what works for you, i remember going through everything, creams, tablets, anti-biotics, birth control, accutane, i mean, and ****, it rarely came into control for a long time, acne is not caused by bad hygiene or not washing enough, it can actually be irritated by been washed too much but acne isnt caused by not been clean enough, some of these comments in here are disgusting.
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Oh boy….
We’re supposed to get our cultural cues from this? I’ll say this, his is the true face of the celebrity sub culture; ugly and mean.
….and more importantly, diseased!
YUCK OMG YUCK I HATE HIM AND HIS WEBSITE
I feel like there should at least be a certain level of tact when it comes to those who work in the same business together.
While Perez is quite unfortunate looking, Jared is no winner either in fact I would say he is quite unattractive and the fact that he has nothing intelligent/witty/insightful to ever write on this blog furthers that. I only come for the photos and unfortunately the bad commentary comes along with it. I wish there was adblock for it
I don’t think there is one attractive blogger, face it, it’s an ugly business. How is that for puns Jared?!
eww.
i bet perez hilton paid to see paris’ new movie on opening night. he probably has seen it a gazillion times already.
theres a video of paraska.nk- fixing her hair/extensions on her head, when she thinks no one is looking..shes so SAD her MOVIE BOMBED ON HER BDAY haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LMAO..look at her covering that wonk with the weave,,is she 12 with pink hair??and a tiara ……bawaaaaaa…shes NO HOTTIE..
perez is not a celeb. no one cares about the acne fucked up ***. dont post about him. i hope he dies. yay!
I find it so funny that this Perez dude comes down on so many celebs, yet look at him!! ewwww!
I guess when you’re that ugly, you have to take it out on celebs :p
I agree with Emma’s (#23) comment. I, too, suffered from bad acne through my high school years and it was a nightmare. I tried everything from acne pills to Proactive. I’m now in my mid-20s and I finally have clearer skin. Acne really does destroy your self-confidence. I have to admit that I’m an avid reader of Perez’s blog but attacking someone because of acne is, to me, disgusting.
Perez is not cute. We all know that. Moving on.
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# 17 Kathy G. @ 02/12/2008 at 4:54 pm Watch this Kathy Griffin on Parasite Hilton. Hillarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg1g_xeCwzI
I brought this over its priceless…ROTFLMAO
and you put up with all of our personalities..
She is stoned/drunk & x17 has a video of her where she does the exact walk Kathy talks about. WTH does PH have on his face.
Jared I /We love you- you have class.
Who’s that guy behind Perez…LOL
GROSS
Are you sure that it’s not just Cheetos crumbs all over his face?
Wow Perez hanging around Lutfi and Ali.
To 23 and 33, Everyone has had acne sometime in their lives and as adults some of us still get it. Sorry to -y o u - bloggers if anyone picked on you 2. It was wrong and unnecessary.
Why are they hanging out with Ali and Lutfi. I know Lutfi is PH’s old bud, but still, well it’s PH what can one expect. Ali should be ashamed.
ahahahha excelllenttt
take care jared ;-)) i think we will have a war between jusrtjared and perez hilton
good!!
I’ve never seen him in pictures with acne that badly before.
Maybe he had an allergic reaction to something.
Number #23 and # 33 you go women your’e beautiful no matter what, and ditto with what #39 said.
To bad they didn’t serve Sam his papers.
Perez Hilton is ewwww gross. He tries to turn people against any celebrity who doesn’t kiss his as&.
There is no excuse for his bad skin; he lives to tell others they are full of chit and ugly so he may as well take better care for himself so he can avoid being the main point of his own poison.
He sucks big time! Which actually suits just find enough…
he looks fugly
who cares if you had bad skin in you teens! His old enough to do something about it. And besides, he is all about walking around the rich and famous, and with that skin he probably doesn’t fit in much.
And if proactive doesn’t changes his skin, try other stuff, bad skin is unacceptable…
eww does paris have butt herpes?
DON’T BE SO MEAN sarah 46
Neutrogenia. Clean and Clear. No one over the age of 16 should ahve a break out that bad
LMAO!!!
its ironic how he disses other people for their bad fashion sense and unfortunate looks yet looks like the backend of a pitbull terrier’s pimple infested a*se himself. at least when i diss people for being fug i do it because i am beautiful and have therefore automatically earned the right to laugh at everyone else’s unattractiveness. I was a looker in my day and there were many guys who used to handcuff themselves to the gate of my parents house because i wouldn’t go out with them, the police were called regularly and knew me on a first name basis. The community nicknamed me the ‘Fair Maid of Blackhall’ and our priest told me my feminine wiles were too powerful and that i should go away and join a convent for the good of the community and all of Christendom.
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# 50 Didi @ 02/12/2008 at 7:20 pm
didi wake up ole beyotch your giving us a nightmare-stop the cr.ap.
Please ignore that last message, my husband posted it. He thinks he’s funny but isn’t.
His website is infected with viruses among other things. Imagine what his diet consists of if his face is like that. Yuck.
He obviously photoshops his photo on the website and even then it’s a sorry sight. Photoshop can only do so much.
Christ!perez use proactive..!!! it worked for jessica simpson,it should work for u too.!!
ohmygoshhhhh.
i ♥ perezzz, but thatss not good.
time for some proactive fo shoo
you certainly have a high opinion of yourself Didi, lol
God. Terrible-looking bunch of slobs.
–read my blog at http://fashionpoirot.blogspot.com
Hold on Perez constantly berates Lufti on his site calling him ‘Shifty Lufti” or whatever and now look at him. He has his tongue so far up Lufti’s **** that he’s giving him tickly throat. What a fat ******* hypocrite.
EWW ! These people look awful! and perez is so stupid!
Perez is such a human douchebag. If his face looks this STD’infected…just imagine what his crotch looks like. He
is gross.
That UGLY obese fat ass has no right making fun of other
people, much less money off of it.
Deport his latina ass anywhere.
Wowee look at those long azz NOSES..EWWWWWW.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=02&evt=perez-pimples&pic=perez-hilton-pimples-03.jpg
Just Fug.How much weave does she need to cover that Lazy Wonk Eye of hers?
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=02&evt=perez-pimples&pic=perez-hilton-pimples-04.jpg
It’s really in bad taste to talk about somebody’s acne problems.
I have acne that looks the exact same as Perez’s…but I’m a girl. Think about how I feel when I see this post.
This combined with me overhearing a boy at the mall yesterday telling his friend that I would be pretty “except for all of that bad acne” is just really sucky.
Maybe I shouldn’t be so sensitive but maybe you should be a little more.
Paris looks so lost and vacant…is anybody home???
Perez is just grossness personified!
Eww! His face looks horrible! He needs some proactive ASAP!
OMG *thats* Perez Hilton???! EEK!
Puh-lease Jared, what a low blow. At least everyone knows what perez looks like (who by the way has a waaaaaaay better site because he actually is honest in his opinions about celebs), unlike you, most people prob wouldn’t recognize. But go ahead, make fun of someone for having bad skin. Did it make you feel better? Tool.
sari you don’t vilify folk for the way they look like Perez so no one is attacking you personally.. The acne comments are targeted towards him only because he is no oil painting himself yet hates on other people for being ugly or for suffering a wardrobe malfunction. He needs a business end of a cucumber stuck up his ****… which he would probably thoroughly enjoy.
DANG NO WONDER HE’S SUCH A PERVERT….
YYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
He needs to get ProActiv pronto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just came back from a few sites and some are saying Paris PR guy advise her not to bail her brother out.
It would make her look like a stand up girl to the public and guess what she didnt bail him out.
what a fake ska,nk anything to be viewed popular..ew.
” At least everyone knows what perez looks like”
That is no consolation, everyone knows what a t*rd looks like too, it still doesn’t mean it pretty. Jared is fair and balanced with celebrities and never attacks anybody like a smartarse. He leaves that for the user comments.
Three words sum up Perez’s opinions. “Pot”, “Kettle” and “Black”
sorry four words: you can add “Banal” to that list
ok, maybe five.. “Moronic
and six…”****”
i still think his web site is cooler than this one.
wow hes fugly
Iguuh, his face gives me the heebee geebees.
Perez should make a pilgrimage to to the land of Proactive and when he arrives the first thing he should do is purify himself in the waters of Lake Clean and Clear.
One look at him and it’s obvious where all his hate comes from. This pustulent sack of angry garbage is compensating to the max for a world that otherwise would have nothing to do with him!
kKKKK..
OH MY GOSHH ..
PARISSSSSS DO U KNOW .. WHAT IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE ??/
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
kKKKK..
OH MY GOSHH ..
PARISSSSSS DO U KNOW .. WHAT IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE ??
PRO-ACTIVEEEE … PRO-ACTIVEEEE …PRO-ACTIVEEEE
PRO-ACTIVEEEE SHOULD WORK PEREZZZZZZZZZ
PRO-ACTIVEEEE ON UE FACE .. *****
FUNKIIIN FACE … OVERWHEIGHT SPANISH BITCHH
******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.
Karma ejaculated on his face.
is that even acne? that looks more like syphilis or an AIDS rash to me….sorry but it is true. i was an EMT in college so I was trained to recognize that stuff. Hopefully he is getting treatment.
hahahaha. Perez clearly failed to post this pic on his site. His face is gross looking.
damn he is FUG!! he can at least use all that money to take care of his face
wow he might have pimples, but at least he’s FUNNIER, ORIGINAL, and out of the closet, JARED.
Why do you people come to a sight and know dang well what it’s about then when it doesn’t fit your agenda you start talk gyp about the site. If you don’t like Jared then don’t come here.
As far as PH he does look nasty and the hair sure doesn’t do him any favors. You primp like that and put your face out there be prepared. He has no problem dishing it… like one poster said the pot calling the kettle black.
ProActive, anyone??
GROSS…. super gross
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DERM. A. TOLOGIST.
Wow…and he makes fun of people? Classic.
what a fat loser. this guy has the nerve to criticize people when he looks like that?
Grosssssss!!!!!
i hate him
what a bunch of losers!!! especially perez..wat a loser! Paris Hilton looks so damn ugly now..i think she lost weight and it makes her long nose stick out like crazy!
He’s such a loser.
Did you HAVE to post that fugly jackass here? Now I need to go puke out my breakfast. That loser is SOOOOO not newsworthy! Did he break your cameras? Did your cameraman have a week moment? Dillusional maybe? Thought he saw Captain Kangaroo? Newsflash - that dude is dead… Perez fagboy sucks!
Thanks a lot, Jared. I just had sinus surgery and have been yakking blood, and that made me want to retch even worse. Someone bring me crackers and 7-up. *bbblllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeechhh* Oh, and a blindfold too, please.
You should really make that pic NSFW– or for any other viewing.
I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH AN UGLYDUDE SHOULD I SAID FAIRY IN MY WHOLE LIFE AND HE DARE MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE? HE SHOULD LOOK AT HIMSELF FIRST.
Well this is just pathetic. I was slowly getting bored of this site, Jared, but I held on because you sometimes post different things to Perez. But I’m thinking I won’t be coming back anymore. At least his site is entertaining even if he is a wanker. This is the only post I’ve read on your site that isn’t BLAND and it’s just a sad attempt to humiliate a much more successful blogger than you. Yeah acne isn’t that great to look at, but very few people escape life without having some kind of bout of it and for acne as serious as whatever is on Perez’s face… well he’d need all the Proactiv in the world to sort that out!
making fun about celebrities, let it for cute people.
OK he didn’t chose his face
OK he didn’t chose to get (very bad)acne
OK maybe he can’t help to be fat
but seriously those hair, the clothes he chooses
how can he criticises celebs when they all are hotter then him???
if i was a celeb i would make ablog about him a very mean blog
He is so gross He reminds me of the guy from the movie ( Dune )
remember… with Sting in it… any way there is a evil fat redheaded goo oozing pig that live on human blood he totally remind me of him
awww perez, it sucks when people do it to you, doesn’t it?!
S L U T !!! PARIS HILTON is UGLY
ewww!
his hair is soo U-G-L-Y!
look at the pimples on his face
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Finally the outside of Trashy Mario resembles his inside.
My lord, he is disgusting. So is she.
the comments here are hilarious!!!
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/20340917.html
yuck
Tonya @ 02/12/2008 at 5:38 pm
Neutrogenia. Clean and Clear. No one over the age of 16 should ahve a break out that bad
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LOL, #3
What a horrendously unattractive group, and I’m glad Paris covered up that lazy eye with her hair and of course Perez Needs Proactive Pronto
Well that’s what he gets for kissing Paris though–Syphilis-Gonorrhea-Herpes of the face
omg, so gross..now i can’t eat my lunch.
May be he got HIV from Angelina Jolie, I am glad the tables are turned. Let me see what it feels like people picking on you. Does he even bathe?
gross. look at him: and he’s saying stuff about celebs. get real you ugly, gross, loser. bet he writes his stuff in his moms basement.
i go to your site because your respectful.
this is why we love jj: your awesome!
wow. who knew? is this what the hollywood insiders see when he paparazzi-hounds them? I had no idea until i saw this on justjared.com. on perezhilton.com, perez has been airbrushing his own pictures. what kind of message does this send out? Does he think it’s okay to put up webpics of a dishevelled actor or an actress’s dirty hoochie picture and scribble his tacky comments all over them while he airbrushes only his own pictures to make himself look better? well, it takes a lot of airbrushing, i’ll tell you that.
Looks like he has an allergic reaction from the hair dye. He should chill out with that and hit the gym.
Look what sitting at the computer all day does to one.
PEREZ IS UUUUUGLY… WOW I knew he was brutal… but not THAT bad. I love how he always has something to say when someone’s dressed bad… umm his sense of fashion is pretty earthquaking in its own style…. THAT HAIR WAS NOT IN AND NEVER WILL BE IN! LOL He isnt ever going to start his own trend… id be embarassed to go out in public looking like that! AH… anyways… this site is so much better than perezhilton.com…. just thought i’d throw that out there
#118, I really doubt he cares that much about airbrushing his own pics since he also posts videos of himself that are pretty close-up, and I’m pretty sure that you can’t airbrush them. Don’t all you posters see how equally shallow you r being by saying how perez deserves to look like that because he makes fun of other people? Perez has an awesome website, much better than jared, and he gets info/news usually way ahead of jared because everyone knows his site is ten times better and so many more people read it. Its also kind of ironic how you are all defending jared for being “nice” and “unbiased” about celebs, but I’m pretty sure that this whole post devoted to perez was a low blow and very intentional. Grow up, Jared, you’re obviously just a jealous hater.
Oh, and this is def a “tame” celeb website. Way to not be brave enough to post what you really think, jared.
no wonder he makes fun of other celebrities…
Grosssssssssssssssssssssssss
Perez is a stupid ugly ******. As a gay man myself, I found that the crappy human being brings shame to the gay community. Not only his style is whack, but his gossip crap goes way over the line. Assuming stuffs that aren’t true is too stupid. Also as a Montrealer, I wonder why Simple Plan hired that thing into their videoclip; it really screwed their concept.
Seems about right — Paris and Sam Lutfi partying together while Britney is ill.
Perez Hilton is the personification of the celeb haters on here. Too ugly and untalented to be entertainers themselves, and too lazy and uninspired to do any good in the world, they sit back in their ugly lives and take shots at celebs who are just trying to live their lives, then justify it because celebs are rich and beautiful and that allows them to be jealous and mean about it.
OMG
PErez face! :S:S
It’s not my intention to be mean so please forgive for what I’m about to post, but someone who looks like THAT, should be the most sweet, most kind, most funny, most charismatic, most gentle, and the most loving person that they can be. (Being generous with a hell of a lot of money wouldn’t hurt either.) If I looked like that, I sure as hell would be.
I don’t know Perez personally, but I did visit his blog a long, long, time ago. But for a while now, Perez gets no hits from me. I have seen some of the nasty, vicious, unsightly things that he has posted, not to mention the little doodles he adds to the pics. I think based on that alone, he cannot possibly be that much of a good person. I mean, how can anyone who looks like that even fix their mouths to say something awful about anyone?
Some of his friends need to make the mouth-closing hand motion to his ass and say, “Uumm Perez, shut it up, man. Just shut it up.”
HAHAHAHAHA thats called KARMA ***** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i agree with emma, its not like he can help it. i break out too, nowhere near as bad as he does, but i do get pimples and i feel horrible. i walk around with my head down and i don’t want to go outside. so i think that all of you who are saying ewww are the disgusting ones because if we could chose i think we would all have perfect skin, but we can’t so we get what were stuck with.
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fat get!!!! he is makin miley look like a slag he shud take a look in da mirror!!
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