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Perez Hilton is Spot On

Perez Hilton is Spot On

Speaking of Hiltons with beauty and brains…

Orange-haired Mario Lavendeira, aka Perez Hilton, proactively partied with Paris Hilton (no relation) and Britney Spears‘ “manager” Sam Lutfi at Area nightclub on Saturday.

Early birthday celebration, perhaps? Paris turns 27 this Sunday.

Also in attendance were Paris‘ on-again flame Simon Rex (kissing picture below!) and her younger brother, Barron, who was arrested for DUI earlier this morning.

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# 50 Didi @ 02/12/2008 at 7:20 pm

didi wake up ole beyotch your giving us a nightmare-stop the cr.ap.

Please ignore that last message, my husband posted it. He thinks he’s funny but isn’t.

His website is infected with viruses among other things. Imagine what his diet consists of if his face is like that. Yuck.

He obviously photoshops his photo on the website and even then it’s a sorry sight. Photoshop can only do so much.

Christ!perez use proactive..!!! it worked for jessica simpson,it should work for u too.!!

ohmygoshhhhh.
i ♥ perezzz, but thatss not good.
time for some proactive fo shoo

salamander @ 02/12/2008 at 7:39 pm

you certainly have a high opinion of yourself Didi, lol

God. Terrible-looking bunch of slobs.

–read my blog at http://fashionpoirot.blogspot.com

Hold on Perez constantly berates Lufti on his site calling him ‘Shifty Lufti” or whatever and now look at him. He has his tongue so far up Lufti’s **** that he’s giving him tickly throat. What a fat ******* hypocrite.

EWW ! These people look awful! and perez is so stupid!

suck it Perez @ 02/12/2008 at 8:17 pm

Perez is such a human douchebag. If his face looks this STD’infected…just imagine what his crotch looks like. He
is gross.

That UGLY obese fat ass has no right making fun of other
people, much less money off of it.

Deport his latina ass anywhere.

aadvark Parasite @ 02/12/2008 at 8:30 pm

Just Fug.How much weave does she need to cover that Lazy Wonk Eye of hers?

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=02&evt=perez-pimples&pic=perez-hilton-pimples-04.jpg

It’s really in bad taste to talk about somebody’s acne problems.

I have acne that looks the exact same as Perez’s…but I’m a girl. Think about how I feel when I see this post.

This combined with me overhearing a boy at the mall yesterday telling his friend that I would be pretty “except for all of that bad acne” is just really sucky.

Maybe I shouldn’t be so sensitive but maybe you should be a little more.

Paris looks so lost and vacant…is anybody home???
Perez is just grossness personified!

Eww! His face looks horrible! He needs some proactive ASAP!

OMG *thats* Perez Hilton???! EEK!

Shutupjared @ 02/12/2008 at 8:53 pm

Puh-lease Jared, what a low blow. At least everyone knows what perez looks like (who by the way has a waaaaaaay better site because he actually is honest in his opinions about celebs), unlike you, most people prob wouldn’t recognize. But go ahead, make fun of someone for having bad skin. Did it make you feel better? Tool.

sari you don’t vilify folk for the way they look like Perez so no one is attacking you personally.. The acne comments are targeted towards him only because he is no oil painting himself yet hates on other people for being ugly or for suffering a wardrobe malfunction. He needs a business end of a cucumber stuck up his ****… which he would probably thoroughly enjoy.

DANG NO WONDER HE’S SUCH A PERVERT….

YYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

He needs to get ProActiv pronto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just came back from a few sites and some are saying Paris PR guy advise her not to bail her brother out.

It would make her look like a stand up girl to the public and guess what she didnt bail him out.

what a fake ska,nk anything to be viewed popular..ew.

” At least everyone knows what perez looks like”

That is no consolation, everyone knows what a t*rd looks like too, it still doesn’t mean it pretty. Jared is fair and balanced with celebrities and never attacks anybody like a smartarse. He leaves that for the user comments.
Three words sum up Perez’s opinions. “Pot”, “Kettle” and “Black”

sorry four words: you can add “Banal” to that list

ok, maybe five.. “Moronic
and six…”****

Sebastian @ 02/12/2008 at 9:13 pm

i still think his web site is cooler than this one.

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