OlderPerez Hilton is Spot On
Tue, 12 February 2008 at 11:55 pm
Speaking of Hiltons with beauty and brains…
Orange-haired Mario Lavendeira, aka Perez Hilton, proactively parties with Paris Hilton (no relation) and Britney Spears‘ “manager” Sam Lutfi at Area nightclub on Saturday.
Early birthday celebration, perhaps? Paris turns 27 this Sunday.
Also in attendance were Paris‘ on-again flame Simon Rex (kissing picture below!) and her younger brother, Barron, who was arrested for DUI earlier this morning.
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Perez is such a human douchebag. If his face looks this STD’infected…just imagine what his crotch looks like. He
is gross.
That UGLY obese fat ass has no right making fun of other
people, much less money off of it.
Deport his latina ass anywhere.
Wowee look at those long azz NOSES..EWWWWWW.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=02&evt=perez-pimples&pic=perez-hilton-pimples-03.jpg
Just Fug.How much weave does she need to cover that Lazy Wonk Eye of hers?
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=02&evt=perez-pimples&pic=perez-hilton-pimples-04.jpg
It’s really in bad taste to talk about somebody’s acne problems.
I have acne that looks the exact same as Perez’s…but I’m a girl. Think about how I feel when I see this post.
This combined with me overhearing a boy at the mall yesterday telling his friend that I would be pretty “except for all of that bad acne” is just really sucky.
Maybe I shouldn’t be so sensitive but maybe you should be a little more.
Paris looks so lost and vacant…is anybody home???
Perez is just grossness personified!
Eww! His face looks horrible! He needs some proactive ASAP!
OMG *thats* Perez Hilton???! EEK!
Puh-lease Jared, what a low blow. At least everyone knows what perez looks like (who by the way has a waaaaaaay better site because he actually is honest in his opinions about celebs), unlike you, most people prob wouldn’t recognize. But go ahead, make fun of someone for having bad skin. Did it make you feel better? Tool.
sari you don’t vilify folk for the way they look like Perez so no one is attacking you personally.. The acne comments are targeted towards him only because he is no oil painting himself yet hates on other people for being ugly or for suffering a wardrobe malfunction. He needs a business end of a cucumber stuck up his ****… which he would probably thoroughly enjoy.
DANG NO WONDER HE’S SUCH A PERVERT….
YYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
He needs to get ProActiv pronto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just came back from a few sites and some are saying Paris PR guy advise her not to bail her brother out.
It would make her look like a stand up girl to the public and guess what she didnt bail him out.
what a fake ska,nk anything to be viewed popular..ew.
” At least everyone knows what perez looks like”
That is no consolation, everyone knows what a t*rd looks like too, it still doesn’t mean it pretty. Jared is fair and balanced with celebrities and never attacks anybody like a smartarse. He leaves that for the user comments.
Three words sum up Perez’s opinions. “Pot”, “Kettle” and “Black”
sorry four words: you can add “Banal” to that list
ok, maybe five.. “Moronic
and six…”****”
i still think his web site is cooler than this one.
wow hes fugly
Iguuh, his face gives me the heebee geebees.
Perez should make a pilgrimage to to the land of Proactive and when he arrives the first thing he should do is purify himself in the waters of Lake Clean and Clear.
One look at him and it’s obvious where all his hate comes from. This pustulent sack of angry garbage is compensating to the max for a world that otherwise would have nothing to do with him!
kKKKK..
OH MY GOSHH ..
PARISSSSSS DO U KNOW .. WHAT IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE ??/
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE
kKKKK..
OH MY GOSHH ..
PARISSSSSS DO U KNOW .. WHAT IS PRO-ACTIVEEEE ??
PRO-ACTIVEEEE … PRO-ACTIVEEEE …PRO-ACTIVEEEE
PRO-ACTIVEEEE SHOULD WORK PEREZZZZZZZZZ
PRO-ACTIVEEEE ON UE FACE .. *****
FUNKIIIN FACE … OVERWHEIGHT SPANISH BITCHH
******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.******* hypocrite.
Karma ejaculated on his face.
is that even acne? that looks more like syphilis or an AIDS rash to me….sorry but it is true. i was an EMT in college so I was trained to recognize that stuff. Hopefully he is getting treatment.
hahahaha. Perez clearly failed to post this pic on his site. His face is gross looking.
damn he is FUG!! he can at least use all that money to take care of his face
wow he might have pimples, but at least he’s FUNNIER, ORIGINAL, and out of the closet, JARED.
Why do you people come to a sight and know dang well what it’s about then when it doesn’t fit your agenda you start talk gyp about the site. If you don’t like Jared then don’t come here.
As far as PH he does look nasty and the hair sure doesn’t do him any favors. You primp like that and put your face out there be prepared. He has no problem dishing it… like one poster said the pot calling the kettle black.
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