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Tue, 12 February 2008 at 11:55 pm
Speaking of Hiltons with beauty and brains…
Orange-haired Mario Lavendeira, aka Perez Hilton, proactively parties with Paris Hilton (no relation) and Britney Spears‘ “manager” Sam Lutfi at Area nightclub on Saturday.
Early birthday celebration, perhaps? Paris turns 27 this Sunday.
Also in attendance were Paris‘ on-again flame Simon Rex (kissing picture below!) and her younger brother, Barron, who was arrested for DUI earlier this morning.
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ProActive, anyone??
GROSS…. super gross
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DERM. A. TOLOGIST.
Wow…and he makes fun of people? Classic.
what a fat loser. this guy has the nerve to criticize people when he looks like that?
Grosssssss!!!!!
i hate him
what a bunch of losers!!! especially perez..wat a loser! Paris Hilton looks so damn ugly now..i think she lost weight and it makes her long nose stick out like crazy!
He’s such a loser.
Did you HAVE to post that fugly jackass here? Now I need to go puke out my breakfast. That loser is SOOOOO not newsworthy! Did he break your cameras? Did your cameraman have a week moment? Dillusional maybe? Thought he saw Captain Kangaroo? Newsflash - that dude is dead… Perez fagboy sucks!
Thanks a lot, Jared. I just had sinus surgery and have been yakking blood, and that made me want to retch even worse. Someone bring me crackers and 7-up. *bbblllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeechhh* Oh, and a blindfold too, please.
You should really make that pic NSFW– or for any other viewing.
I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH AN UGLYDUDE SHOULD I SAID FAIRY IN MY WHOLE LIFE AND HE DARE MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE? HE SHOULD LOOK AT HIMSELF FIRST.
Well this is just pathetic. I was slowly getting bored of this site, Jared, but I held on because you sometimes post different things to Perez. But I’m thinking I won’t be coming back anymore. At least his site is entertaining even if he is a wanker. This is the only post I’ve read on your site that isn’t BLAND and it’s just a sad attempt to humiliate a much more successful blogger than you. Yeah acne isn’t that great to look at, but very few people escape life without having some kind of bout of it and for acne as serious as whatever is on Perez’s face… well he’d need all the Proactiv in the world to sort that out!
making fun about celebrities, let it for cute people.
OK he didn’t chose his face
OK he didn’t chose to get (very bad)acne
OK maybe he can’t help to be fat
but seriously those hair, the clothes he chooses
how can he criticises celebs when they all are hotter then him???
if i was a celeb i would make ablog about him a very mean blog
He is so gross He reminds me of the guy from the movie ( Dune )
remember… with Sting in it… any way there is a evil fat redheaded goo oozing pig that live on human blood he totally remind me of him
awww perez, it sucks when people do it to you, doesn’t it?!
S L U T !!! PARIS HILTON is UGLY
ewww!
his hair is soo U-G-L-Y!
look at the pimples on his face
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Finally the outside of Trashy Mario resembles his inside.
My lord, he is disgusting. So is she.
the comments here are hilarious!!!
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/20340917.html
yuck
Tonya @ 02/12/2008 at 5:38 pm
Neutrogenia. Clean and Clear. No one over the age of 16 should ahve a break out that bad
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LOL, #3
What a horrendously unattractive group, and I’m glad Paris covered up that lazy eye with her hair and of course Perez Needs Proactive Pronto
Well that’s what he gets for kissing Paris though–Syphilis-Gonorrhea-Herpes of the face
omg, so gross..now i can’t eat my lunch.
May be he got HIV from Angelina Jolie, I am glad the tables are turned. Let me see what it feels like people picking on you. Does he even bathe?
gross. look at him: and he’s saying stuff about celebs. get real you ugly, gross, loser. bet he writes his stuff in his moms basement.
i go to your site because your respectful.
this is why we love jj: your awesome!
wow. who knew? is this what the hollywood insiders see when he paparazzi-hounds them? I had no idea until i saw this on justjared.com. on perezhilton.com, perez has been airbrushing his own pictures. what kind of message does this send out? Does he think it’s okay to put up webpics of a dishevelled actor or an actress’s dirty hoochie picture and scribble his tacky comments all over them while he airbrushes only his own pictures to make himself look better? well, it takes a lot of airbrushing, i’ll tell you that.
Looks like he has an allergic reaction from the hair dye. He should chill out with that and hit the gym.
Look what sitting at the computer all day does to one.
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