What Stuff Do White People Like?
The new satirical website StuffWhitePeopleLike.com is brilliant!
The very snarky and amusing blog acerbically profiles the status-climbing strategies of white people. If you still don’t get what the blog is about, maybe its ‘About Me’ description will help: “This is a scientific approach to highlight and explain stuff white people like. They are pretty predictable.”
Here, take some examples:
#69 Mos Def — “He is everything that white people dream about: authentic (”he’s from Brooklyn!”), funny (”he was on Chapelle show!”), artistic (have you heard “Black on Both Sides?”), an actor (”he’s in the new Gondry film!”) and not white (”I don’t see race”).
#43 Plays — “In spite of plays having minimal sets, no special effects, an intermission, and a higher admission price, white people believe that live theater is essential to any cultured city.”
#42 Sushi — “Regardless if you are vegetarian, vegan, or just guilty about eating meat, all white people love Sushi. To them, it’s everything they want: foreign culture, expensive, healthy, and hated by the ‘uneducated.’”
#8 Barack Obama — “Because white people are afraid that if they don’t like him that they will be called racist.”
#7 Diversity — “White people love ethnic diversity, but only as it relates to restaurants.”
Much more white stuff at StuffWhitePeopleLike.com. Check it!

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RACIST.
thats racist. im white.
*slowly walks out of this thread.*
*LOOKS AT “FRESH”. SHOOTS TO KILL*
wow, I love hose some racism is broad casted for the whole wide web to see. I don’t find it funny at all.
I am white and find this very offensive. But I think it would be offensive regardless of what race is put in the title. But it’s okay to make fun of white people in today’s world. It’s more of a fad actually, you’re not cool if you don’t make fun of white people.
I wonder if it was another ethnicity besides white if their would be a big outrage about racism on the internet.
Nice Jared, nice.
It is also too general blah blah - I hate Sushi, I would rather go to a movie then a play anyday, I don’t like any of the people running for President and I could not tell you who Mos Def is if you ask me.
im white, and yeah this is offensive. not all people like the same things. why is it that white people are always called *******,*****, or whores. everyone thinks that white people think their better than anyone else. and were not!
I think it’s a funny blog, but I didn’t get to read the whole thing. It kind of reminds me of The Official Preppy Handbook.
Actually some of that stuff is pretty funny. It’s meant to be a joke people. Apparently, white people lack a sense of humor also LOL. I’m just kidding. The thing is, if it was about a person of color people would be laughing.
Now you see how it feels to be stereotyped. It doesn’t feel good now does it? Lighten up
jayne, white people are stereotyped all the time geez
Let’s see…where to begin…
I am a white, educated professional and:
I do not know who Mos Def is.
I love plays.
I hate sushi.
Never even considered Obama’s “black” ancestry until somebody (well, the media) told me to.
I’m probably as diverse within my culture as any other person is within theirs. Why is it that only “whites” are called on to be diverse, while it’s okay and even encouraged for other cultures to maintain theirs?
I find this kind of thing very petty and tiresome…as you can see, their “profiling” of me pretty much failed.
………………….ONLY THE WHITE AMERICANS…………..
Being stereotyped sucks now doesn’t it? Now you get to see what latinos, blacks, indians, asians etc have to go through. I mean you see it and hear about it, but you’re never on the receiving end of it so you don’t know how it feels. Well now you do.
I’m white too…
but I think it is hilarious! I wish I had thought of it. Seriously people, it’s genius. Satire at its finest.
I am white and I just find this amusing. But if other races can get so deffensive when a joke is made about them that is stereotypical, then so can us white people so I understand the people that come on here and are offended.
Personally, I think it;’s funny and am taking it lightly. Good post JJ! Haha.
Just went on the site with 3 coworkers (two Asian and one African American.) The four of us each counted the number of posts on this site that would be true for ourselves. I scored 17(yes I am white), my coworkers scored 36, 38, and 42. It may be a joke but is so off on the individual aspect that each person is unique that it becomes boring (coworkers words not mine).
PS - my coworkers told me who Mos Def is.
Chill white people damn. It’s not that serious, blacks deal with this crap everyday. if you need some tips on how to handle this. Just let me know, I have years of experience
I’m white and I think it’s funny.
i’ve seen this stuff done with asians/ hispanics and blacks except it usually goes around through e-mail/ spam. for example ” you know your asian if you…..” i’ve gotten it before and i think it’s hilarious when you can relate to what’s on the list. but i’ve never seen a whole blog about it. whatever LOL
lol im white and i think its pretty funny execpt some things dont match me!
i think is funny, i dont think thats racist, an im white and european,
i agree with my girl, jayne! the sad thing is that yes, there are stereotypes,(we are all guilty for acquiescing), but ALL cultures get stereotyped. it can either be funny or hurtful - sometimes it’s funny because it’s just plain TRUE! we have to learn to laugh with people, not just at them, though most of all at OURSELVES. it’s when you’re guilty of something that you’re most offended by it. the same people that are shouting “i’m not racist-this offends me!” are the same folks that show their “true colors” behind closed doors, or when they get mad. and all you road-ragers know EXACTLY what i’m talking about!
Debbie:
I can’t believe that you actually went on the site to count how many posts apply to you and your friends. You have completely missed the point of it - it’s SATIRICAL - not to be taken as a literal truth. The blog is actually MAKING FUN of racial stereotyping in a very clever way. Come on!!
Gina:
lol!
No one would be lauging if this were aimed at another race. Being white doesn’t make you predictable, and it sure as heck doesn’t make you like sushi (I’d rather eat broken glass).
To say a white person would back Barack Obama because they don’t want to be thought of as racist is insulting to him as us. Could we, possibly, maybe, perhaps, appreciate what the man stands for and against?
I’m really surprised you posted such a glowing post about something that’s nothing but insulting. I never would have expected that of you.
Wow I’m so white! LOL
I like it
Debbie:
I can’t believe that you actually went on the site to count how many posts apply to you and your friends. You have completely missed the point of it - it’s SATIRICAL - not to be taken as a literal truth. The blog is actually MAKING FUN of racial stereotyping in a very clever way. Come on!!
Gina:
lol!
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Yes we all knew it was satirical thats why we went on as a joke. only one of us thought that is was kind of offensive and that was not me. I was laughing the whole time especially the ones that really offended my Asian coworker. I guess you can say that YOU missed the whole point on and that was to have fun.
i don’t think its that serious, it’s just so happens it’s posted on a blog. i’m sure there are plenty of these floating around the internet about other ethnicities. chill
This is absolutely offensive. If someone made a website called stuffblackpeoplelike, or stuffasianslike, it would be immediately bashed. Why is always cool to make fun of white people?
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