Chris Carmack Joins Desperate Housewives

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Former O.C. bad boy Chris Carmack has been cast in Desperate Housewives, reports TV Guide.

Carmack will play Susan’s (Teri Hatcher) hunky cousin Tim, who winds up helping Mike (James Denton) with his taxes.

A teenaged version of Tim for the purposes of a flashback, has also been cast because Tim witnessed a tragic event, presumably involving Susan.