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During one of his monologues, host Jon Stewart poked fun of pregnant Angelina Jolie.
He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)
Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to…. (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”
Watch the video of Jon Stewart joking about Angelina Jolie here.
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OMG @ 02/28/2008 at 4:34 am
moi?? i’m not using caps lock and having heart attack just because you know you have never succeeded in bringing Angelina down even if you go from blog to blog posting your HATE. Haven’t you get the memo Brad&Angie are the Hollywood Royal Couple, The Hollywood First Couple, The Hollywood Power Couple. Opps check your blood pressure i think it’s now 200/100 LMAO!!
OK, I really am out of here but this tabloid-fan-fiction had me in stiches :lol: :lol: ROTFLMAO….
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/02/tabloid-fan-fiction-challenge.php
OMG YOU ARE REALLY SICK TO THE CALL AND YOU REALLY NEED HELP.
I WENT TO THE abc SITE BEHOLD OMG YOU ARE LOOSING IT THAT IS THE FACT.
OMG OR SHOULD I CALL YOU TINA YOU NEED HELP SERIOUSLY./
the trolls have really lost it lol-the pregnancy did exacty what i thought it would do-its like shooting fish in a barrel with these trolls-they are so easy to manipulate when it comes to queen angie-
Anytime i read all those article it always make me to smile and next i will flashback to the article of the psyche in India claming to meet Brad and Jolie and they will breakup last year.
My Pastor world always comes to my mind that if people criticize your good deed that mean you have arrive you are doing something good and wonderful.
My prayer is that more grace to the Jolie-Pitt family and may all the hater leave long to see more good thing that is to come in the Jolie-Pitt household.
I better spend my time and energy creating, not critizing.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain.
I like how Brad and Angie do not waste time responding to their critics, because they owe nothing to them.
word not world
lol @ 02/28/2008 at 3:27 am
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We all have “issues”. But the Angelina “issues” the ABC is talking about are from 8, 9, 10… years ago, when Agelina was growing up.
TC is wrong about everything conserning Angelina. TC doesn’t knows **** about Angelina and he doesn’t care, becase the only thing he is interested in is on making things up to attack her.
How Angelina Jolie Keeps the Power Over Jennifer Aniston
Wednesday February 27, 2008
Angelina Jolie continues to keep the power over Jennifer Aniston.
Jolie and Brad Pitt were scheduled to have their first run-in with Aniston at the Night Before party at the Beverly Hills Hotel Saturday night.
Aniston, a confidant tells the new issue of Us Weekly, thought it was “the perfect chance” encounter for closure. “She said the stress of having to avoid them was more painful than seeing them.” (Jolie told the January 2007 issue of Vogue that she was open to meeting with Aniston. “That would be her decision, and I would welcome it,” she said.)
But hours before the bash, Jolie – who had just debuted her bump across town at the Film Independent’s Spirit Awards — backed out.
Jolie is possibly “being either very Machiavellian or very passive-aggressive,” Robert Greene, the author of The 48 Laws of Power tells Us Weekly.
“If Angelina is trying to get under Jen’s skin – push her buttons – this is a clever way to do it,” Greene adds.
“Imagine you’re in Jen’s shoes,” he says. “You’re worried about Angelina showing up. And she never does. It’s infuriating. If intentional, it’s definitely a power move.”
“THE WORLD WAS SHOCKED, I WAS SHOCKED….WHAT?WHO?:ANGELINA KISSED INTENSELY HER LOOK ALIKE BROTHER JAMES HEAVENWHAT?WHO…”WANT SOME PIX JUST FOR FUN TO REMEMBER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkuc
OMG @ 02/28/2008 at 6:32 am
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The kiss again? :lol: Why do we keep using things that happen years ago. when Angelina was young and growing up, to attack her?
And honey, there’s nothing wrong in kissing, your brother, mother, father… in the lips. Ask Javier Bardem, Travolta… It’s not Angelina or Javier Bardem… problem, that you have a sick mind.
Good morning Jolie-Pitt Fans,just wanted to say hello and to wish all of you a good day.We know Angie and Brad love each other and they have a loving family.People can lie about these two people,But we all know the truth, how they care for each other, and their family.They have such a sweet and true love.I will always have faith in Brad and Angie’s love.Anyway just wanted to send my Blessings out today to the fans and to our beautiful Jolie-Pitt Family.Peace be with you…
LET’S WRITE TO ABC AND PUT THEM ON THEIR PLACE! THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TTACKING ANGELINA BECAUSE SHE HAS TOO MANY KIDS? AND WHAT ABOUT BRAD! LIKE ALWAYS HE GETS A FREE PASS
I’M SICK OF PITT! HE HAS RUINED ANGELINA’S LIFE.
That abc.com article has very little to do with Angelina and more to do with the state of media in the world. Quoting Ted C. really? He can’t even get quoted at E News. Mr Koppell is probably so glad he left ABC.
Have a great day everyone. Remember Live Your Life not what outsiders think you should do.
Blessings to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and children….So many people are jealous of the happiness and love these two have found.But at this time the Jolie-Pitt Family are celebrating the joy of a new life they have created from their love.I will keep on loving this beautiful family.Thanks to all the fans for all good comments and videos posted.Peace..
http://www.tvpredictions.com/joliekeira022708.htm
VOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GOOD MORNING/AFTERNOON BAMPZS FANS AROUND THE WORLD!! roses for YOU all !
:smile: http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u72/chat_020/roses-23.jpg :smile:
Especially for anustin !
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Especially for anustin !
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Just sending my best wishes to Angie, and Brad today. Hope they are having a peaceful day.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY anustin !! :smile:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc_MucUJWB4
Bye all
HAPPY BIRTHDAY anustin !! :smile:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc_MucUJWB4
Bye all
It’s a wonderful time for the Jolie Pitts.
I think the media wants more of Brad and Angie at the moment. They have Hollywood all a buzz and they aren’t presenting themselves in public. I love it. Show the baby bump then retreat. The media is going crazy. No wonder they are making up all this psycobabble Bull Sh*t.
Meanwhile I’m quite content because tomorrow ‘Taking Lives’ and ‘Snatch’ are on TV (in Australia). Yeah!
Business as usualy, hate on Angie. All need to ask ABC news ?why write an article on Angie? Aren’t there more important things out there in the world? They just do not want to see this woman happy! It really bothers them. She is not bothering anyone and is just trying to live her life. If her children complete her so be it. IT IS HER LIFE AND NO ONE ESLE. It really bothers them that she is with Brad, the GOLDEN BOY! I wonder if Angie ever think about the times when she was not totally in the media spotlight. The behavior of the press explains why they did not stop to be interviewed and will probably try to stay out of the limelight during the next three months. They make her out to be a manipulator and other negative things. Who knows, Angie and Brad may have never planned to go the the pre-oscar party. Just because the media said so does not make it right.
Well I guess life is as usualy for Angie and Brad. But Angie is the one who is always attacked and Brad is made to look like an immature kid who can not make decisions and has no power or say so in his relationships. The media I think has gotten worst and produce poor quality work.
Angie and Brad and the kids are fine. And what was once good media has become a tabloid also. Shame on you ABC news.
http://www.makeitrightnola.org
Another day, same cra*p. This blog will always have instigators, troublemakers, fake fans, false sympathizers and loony tunes. Some things are best to ignore. A lot of commentators and media outlets write things to get hits and comments. It does not reflect on the Jolie-Pitts because they have seen and heard worst. When you go to foreign countries or countries in conflict and you see little children without limbs, women who have been gang raped and mass genocide, no armchair psychologist and gossip queen can bother you. Most media are just gnats buzzing around. They rather report on the sensational or the lives of their better rather than the political and economic problems in this country and aboard. Sometimes it is best to ignore the obvious. Have a great day and make it a MIR day. Thanks for all the updates Just Jared. Peace to all.
good morning miss lovely bdj.
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