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During one of his monologues, host Jon Stewart poked fun of pregnant Angelina Jolie.
He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)
Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to…. (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”
Watch the video of Jon Stewart joking about Angelina Jolie here.
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anustin @ 02/28/2008 at 8:16 am
Good Morning beautiful. I like your wit. You are a welcome relief with on the intensity going on this blog. Keep it going. peace to all.
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Missouri Fan @ 02/28/2008 at 7:38 am
Thanks for the roses - It’s cold and snowy here, that’s just what I needed to see today. You are a wizard at videos and pictures.
Have a great day. :)
oops all the intensity going on. Got to go to the daily grind. Have a great day.
*waves*
hi to my kababayans, marami pala tayo rito. :)
I would like to comment on the ABC article with Ted Casabakla as the source, first of all the gay (pun intended) has no credibility whatsoever, maligning Angelina because of her past makes him out of touch with the present therefore irrelevant & oh so useless. Ted must be a huge fan of Brad’s movie Seven since he’s undergoing the seven deadly sins, let me see he went through lust, envy ……….
Leave Angelina, Brad & their children alone!!!!
Hi everybody.I was checking if there are any news and I found out that there are!
It’s anustin’s birthday! :) :)
Happy birthday dear anustin.This one for you! :)
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thank u for the lovely roses ate char,not my birthday today!!!!!waaaaaaa i was born twice!!!!!!huhuhuhu.
anustin,
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you …….sorry I can’t carry a tune :D
Have a great day.
ted cassava must be dying of jealousy.the GAY-OT cant be pregnant!unless the x factor and him will switch lolz!wait a minute,der both male.
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANUSTIN……
Have a Lovely Lovely Day!!!
Cheers !!!!!
Waves to Meli!!!!
Good to see You !
Hi MFchar!!
Good Morning! Thank you for sharing.:-) Little Bradley is soooo adorable. He is very lucky to have an equally adorable, cool and loving lola. :-)
Email ABC news and let them know how utterly stupid they are for even taking the time and space for such drivel. Ted must be suffocating, he has his head so far up his a**
marvhe @ 02/28/2008 at 6:46 am LET’S WRITE TO ABC AND PUT THEM …….I’M SICK OF PITT! HE HAS RUINED ANGELINA’S LIFE.
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Marvhe is a troll, she is Tina, who was attacking Angelina in the ABC news article, she wrote so many negative comments.
Hey MELI,
You co-old timer! How are you!? Good to see you. How is everything???
The Abc article was a big insult to parents with adopted kids, when did it become adopting kids is a sign of depression ? and wanting a big family is a big sin. They almost forgot Brad was all supportive of their latest adoption and was responsible for getting Angie pregnant twice.
Using an aging gossip writers as their source was the most hilarious part. shame on ABC !
Can you see soulie jolie gallery?
it said:”incorrect access..”
Happy birthday Anustin!!!
#1731 - Wow you must really like Jennifer. Do you “google Jennifer Aniston, enter” every morning then bring her news here? Why are you on an jolie love board then. I’m sure there are other places that take the same interest and love for Aniston.
Happy Birthday Anustin! Hello to everyone. Hope you all have a lovely, peaceful, and Blessed Day!! :) To all the regulars that know me as just Grace, I added the numbers because there is another Grace that visits this site also. Peace to all.
You people are giving the ABC-Ted site attention-so now it becomes important-If you chose to read it fine, but why go on and on about it. Ted-C is a washed up wannbe and he is nothing in JP’s world. By discussing it to death it becomes relevant. When it really isnt. Its ok to be outrage- but it won’t go anywhere. We will still be fans, we know he is a left out in the dust drama queen who throws out two powerful peoples name to get a reaction. Why give the drama queen what he wants. Read it then leave it. Its trash. Dont keep giving it legs. Brad an Angie are living their lives. Ted who??? ABC who???
# 1746 b. @ 02/28/2008 at 10:26 am
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You people are giving the ABC-Ted site attention-so now it becomes important-If you chose to read it fine, but why go on and on about it. Ted-C is a washed up wannbe and he is nothing in JP’s world. By discussing it to death it becomes relevant. When it really isnt. Its ok to be outrage- but it won’t go anywhere. We will still be fans, we know he is a left out in the dust drama queen who throws out two powerful peoples name to get a reaction. Why give the drama queen what he wants. Read it then leave it. Its trash. Dont keep giving it legs. Brad an Angie are living their lives. Ted who??? ABC who???
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anustin @ 02/28/2008 at 8:33 am thank u for the lovely roses ate char,not my birthday today!!!!!waaaaaaa i was born twice!!!!!!huhuhuhu.
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LOL hi there Anustin.. mag greet sana rin ako sayo ng HB eh di mo pala BD hahaha d bale advance happy birthday na lang :-)
#1746… b
AMEN!!!!
Good Morning! a Great day to all fans~
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