Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie
During one of his monologues, host Jon Stewart poked fun of pregnant Angelina Jolie.
He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)
Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to…. (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”
Watch the video of Jon Stewart joking about Angelina Jolie here.
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Hey cook. :D
I’m fine, thanks. You?
Yeah, I read your post from yesterday. It wasn’t about giving anyone power or jumping the gun to ban someone, because it’s not my idea of fun. But I just decided to defend myself because it got old and it should stop.Thanks for your support and I haven’t reported anyone yet, don’t worry, lol. Like I said, fair warning is out, and I’m done talking about it. Let’s move on.
How’s your day going? :)
WTF is Ted C?…I’m a pretty hardcore news and political junkie…so, I don’t know who this journalist is…who?
OMG @ 02/28/2008 at 12:23 pm
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I heard the story on the radio this morning, lol. Unbelievable. Nobody checks for the truth anymore.
Off Off Topic!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Amy Winehouse is coming out with her own line of Cosmetics!
ROTFLMAO.. thanks Amy I needed that.. :lol: :lol:
I don’t think there is any truth to the chateau story. I think they will have the baby in NO.
ABC is pissssed off because Angie dropped the pregnancy BUMP the right before OSCAR and get more headline and bring lower oscar rating by not showing up.
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CAST your Vote for Angelina Jolie!
Fefe,
Baby, I’m always much better when I see your name…
You remember I’m working tonight and one hour after that I come home and shower and go to my day job and won’t lie down til tomorrow evening…hahah, can’t you see my excitement…NOT…it’s all good…gotta get my cheddar. Needless, to say, I’m a very healthy person and we’ll gonna need to take that walk tomorrow night…hahah…and I can’t wait!
So, you think Golden State is going to the play-offs again this year?…who do you like in college for the NCAAs? I’m a die Carolina Tarheels fan and I’d like to see San Antonio win another NBA championship…I like Boston too…and I always hope the Knicks and Nets do well become I’m from the Tri-State area…but, they both have serious executive issues that they won’t seem to address…as a fan what are you gonna do?
Hey last tita, ///, and malaya…I now think what all of you have said about Angelina trumping the Oscars is what really inspired this smear and hatchet job which ran on the ABC web site. The agent problem does exist to an extent, primarily because they know they can say anything re Angie and 9 times out of 10 it will go unaddressed because she rises above the bullsh*t. Regarding Cindy however, she’s actually Brad’s agent NOT Angelina’s…I’m sure she’d love it if she was getting 30 percent of the JP wealth as opposed to just Brad’s 15..but the fact of the matter is, she’s not. She probably feels (as does her agency) that she’s not obligated to jump to AJ’s defense…and more than likely AJ wouldn’t want her to. I think that’s why when she sometimes does have to say things re Angie due to Brad overlap, she’s very subdued. She’ll correct rags and lies, but she certainly doesn’t go all ‘Kidman Rep’ on them. I’m planning to do something, contact someone regarding these hatchet jobs…I just haven’t thought it out. Thanks for that article PT from Megan Francis, that was great. I truly think that in lieu of Angie not having a pitbull rep, her fans need to organize and become a block to be reckoned with. ABC needs to know that not only does this type of unsubstantiated bullsh*t lying smear outrage fans and women everywhere, most importantly it will affect them negatively…I am less inclined to believe anything from ABC news just for commissioning this hit job using the most virulent stupid gossip hag out there (and I’m not just talking the website where this popped up)…I am not buying anything that’s advertised there, nor will I be back. THAT is what they have to know. Right now, all they see is the article getting hits and hundreds of comments…they feel they’ve been successful. What they need to know in comments, calls and emails is that you will no longer be buying what they’re selling…that you are done with ABC and ABC’s website.THEN they might start to feel some pain and wonder about the consequences
Mondo Bongo! @ 02/28/2008 at 12:40 pm Off Off Topic!!!!!!!!!!
Amy Winehouse is coming out with her own line of Cosmetics!
ROTFLMAO.. thanks Amy I needed that.. :lol: :lol:
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Hey mondo Bongo, you know what… pple here in Britain do love her. Actually i know some of my friends @ college who will buy that stuff (am not one of them though :lol: ) Amy is amazing, she’s got a talent of her own but am not a big fan of what she’s about to do.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
BAMPZS#1 @ 02/28/2008 at 12:41 pm ABC is pissssed off because Angie dropped the pregnancy BUMP the right before OSCAR and get more headline and bring lower oscar rating by not showing up.
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I’d have to agree, like I and others said last Saturday, Angie and Brad completely took the spotlight away from the Oscars even if they didn’t mean to. But what’s ABC’s logic? The committee doesn’t nominate either of them for an Oscar even though they deserved it, but STILL expects them to show up? Why? Somebody expected to have their cake and eat it too. I’m so glad Brad and Angie stayed home on Oscar night. They don’t live their lives to please everybody else.
They never bought a chateau! WTF? they forgot to throw in the vineyard too that they supposedly bought NOT! Angelina isn’t French and neither was her mom. Her father is of Czech decent so why not there? they were in Prague before. At least the magazine would get thea side of her heritage correct.
BAMPZS#1 @ 02/28/2008 at 12:41 pm
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hi! I was reading some post here, I don´t nkow what happend with abc.
is abc a tv channel right?, so they wrote a negative article about angie in their website, but is not a special tv programm about angie, is that right?
Missouri Fan @ 02/28/2008 at 7:38 am
Thanks for the flowers. Did you get my email??
I hope u did!
piper, with a low # 1771
ITA…. he is a nothing nobody…IMO ..ABC just keep shooting
themself in the foot.
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Hiya :D :D
Enjoy your day!
Hello to all Jolie-Pitt fans!!!! Have a Blessed Day !!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!ANUSTIN!!!!!!!!
CLINIQUA @ 02/28/2008 at 12:45 pm
Greetings Cliniqua–I think you’re on the right track about boycotting the advertisers of ABC for their short commings. That’s the only way to grab their attention and tell them as a client not only will we won’t watch their programming, but we will not buy what they’re selling. If they think their ratings for oscars were low, they haven’t seen anything yet. I’m in this movement all the way because it is an insult to most women how they perceive us as a group.
Peace
Mondo Bongo! @ 02/28/2008 at 12:40 pm
Off Off Topic!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Amy Winehouse is coming out with her own line of Cosmetics!
ROTFLMAO.. thanks Amy I needed that.. :lol: :lol:
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LMAO. That is funny.
cliniqua you are brilliant with your words!! you’re absolutely right fans should be outrage with this piece of crap!! I come from a big family myself. ok get ready for this, Im the 19th child out of 20..Well my dad have 10 with his first wife and 10 with my mom…and I have the BEST loving parents ever!! believe it or not!! Both families get along just fine!! thankyou very much!!
Cook,
Wow, that’s a long time to be on your feet. If it’s YOUR tomorow night (as in time difference), you’ll just have to give me the thread name and I’ll post on my phone because I don’t have a personal computer. I’ll just type in the thread name and see you there. :)
I’m hoping GS makes it to the playoffs again this year. Right now they’re tied for 8th place, so we’ll see. But last year was SO exciting! #8 beating #1! :D
There are too many NCAA teams so aside from Stanford, Cal, and UCLA, I can’t keep track, lol. But I love watching all the games no matter who it is, and especially March Madness! I’ll be glued to the TV, the games are always nail-biters. I was really into George Mason’s run (last year? Two years ago? I can’t remember). I was rooting for them to win it all, and I wasn’t happy when they finally lost. Can you tell history class was never really my friend? LOL I’m really bad with timelines.
Hi Yes. :D
How’s it going? Have a good evening / night. It’s 6 pm in England, right? :)
ABC isn’t worried about the ratings of Academy show once a year…That’s just one show…they have many highly rated shows…they lead in neilsen ratings weekly…ABC had to know the show wouldn’t get much ratings because of the writer’s strike, no one was sure if there would be a show this year…then who cares…next year NBC or CBS, or FOX will get to market a show well in advance of the televised date…Maybe Angelina and Pitt would’ve made ratings higher but ratings were going to be low regardless because they couldn’t market with a certainty…hence, low ratings.
Hmmmmm I wonder why I am in moderation????
JJ is it the G***** on her back thing-ee or the yes Amy does have
talent comment???
Well nice to see U on the job..where U been on vacation?? :smile:
Holla bijou! ITAWY! :-)
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