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During one of his monologues, host Jon Stewart poked fun of pregnant Angelina Jolie.
He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)
Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to…. (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”
Watch the video of Jon Stewart joking about Angelina Jolie here.
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#1816- You are very welcome!!!!!!!! :)
Hey BAMPZS+1 peeps! (I better get used to just saying ‘Jolie-Pitt peeps’ or ‘J-P peeps’, huh? :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Have been away for a few weeks now (long story) and cant believe how much has happened in J-P world since then!!!! Ye Gads! I missed you people!
AM SO HAPPY FOR MY FAVOURITE INTERNATIONAL FAMILY!!! :)
And now to see this link to this article by Angie (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/27/AR2008022702217_pf.html)
- (thanks Lady G and MMS) its fantastic! now lets see if all these bottomfeeding rags and blogs will pick this up.
In the meantime, here’s an exercise for all us fans: lets keep a running tally of all the sites on which we see this article by Angie posted or referenced. In addition, lets each of us post the link on any other site that we visit if we dont see it posted.
If sh*theads are going to mouth off lying crap about this family, lets force-feed them some truths and some REAL Jolie-Pitt news!
BTW, its good to be back and to read the usual good stuff from great JP fans!
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY Anustin!
cook @ 02/28/2008 at 2:06 pm Fefe,
Hey, blue is my favorite color too, and I Iike dark brown hair and light eyes, and Iove low maintenance women…hahah…honestly, you’re gonna have to date me forever or marry me…which?…’cause it’s gotta be one or the other…nothing else will do…
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Hey hey hey! Stop talking like that, you’re freaking me out! Cyber thing, remember? :) As for the place, can you just look up a thread and let me know? It’d be easier but I guess I could do it. Hopefully I won’t have any problems.
Thank you for posting the article of Angie and i can only say WOW!! Angelina is truly EXCEPTIONAL!! I love her and very proud to be her fan!! And Brad is a truly lucky guy for having Angelina!!
Articles like this shows how Intelligent and Special Angelina truly is and she cares about important things (Not like stupid pre-Oscar parties or other shallow things).
Lady G @ 02/28/2008 at 1:44 pm
Angelina Jolie, an actor, is a UNHCR goodwill ambassador.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/27/AR2008022702217_pf.html
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Lady G -
Thanks for posting this. I’m rather disappointed that the Washington Post for putting the “actor” bit in Angie’s sig. They didn’t do that the last time.
Okay guys, if you feel like it, go support Angie’s article by leaving your comments on the comment section. :)
****ATTENTION JARED: MAY WE PLEASE HAVE A NEW THREAD ON ANGELINA’S IRAQ ARTICLE IN THE WASH POST??****
Jared we need the good news to override the bullsh*t, many thanks.
NEW THREAD!!!
Fefe,
Page 4 or maybe 5 by tomorrow…Obama boxer or briefs, okay?
Yeah, I was talking about here in the cyber-world…forever, right here…
Do some of you realize that the kind of biased articles like the one from ABC news actually make people like Angie more? By now most are aware of this bias, and they study and read up on Angie more and come up with their own conclusions as to what kind of person she really is. But one has to make a conscious decision not to be influenced by the media and keep their head and their heart clear. That is called independent investigation of truth. We can and should be able to think for ourselves. I don’t want to portray Angelina as a martyr here, but for many many people this unfair bias against Angelina makes them see the truth for themselves. Frankly many are getting sick and tired of this BS in the media , and they see the unfairness of it all. They look at her accomplishments, and they decide for themselves that they like what she is doing for the betterment of the world . After all, we are all here for a very limited time. Why not make a difference and know that we are more than our looks, our wealth, and our earthly accomplishments. We all know that we can’t take any of those things with us when we pass away from this world. Angie seems to have figured that out at a quite young age. Lucky her. She is blessed indeed.
Cook, you got it…on both counts. :D
Page 4 or 5? This thread’s already on page 15. Can you be more specific?
No surprise, the ABCnews.com is deleting the comments towards the article.
I posted 2 comments there a while ago, and just re-checked the site, the total count of the comments is decreasing and less than the number when I posted.
What a fishy news outlet! It can’t even handle people’s opinion on one of their damn article, though they had guts to publish the article at the first place!
Lady G………
Two Thumbs Up~
Lady G @ 02/28/2008 at 1:44 pm
Angelina Jolie, an actor, is a UNHCR goodwill ambassador.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/27/AR2008022702217_pf.html
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That’s one of the reasons I love her. she is a woman of substances.
This woman can really think!
NEW THREAD!
Fefe,
Yeah, Obama-boxer or briefs is gonna either be on page 4, 5, 6, 7 depending how much jared puts in front of it by tonight and tomorrow…I didn’t choose it for any reason other than noone is posting on it anymore…he’s currently on page 4 in front of this thread, okay?
# 1827 CMAR @ 02/28/2008 at 2:17 pm
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY Anustin!
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I didn’t know it was Anustin’s b-day…
Happy Birthday, Anustin! Hope you’re having a great one!
Cook,
Ok, got it. :)
For the small minded and shallow people who would actually think Angie would be afraid to confront x, please remind them that this is a lady who has traveled to Iraq, Darfur, Sudan, Serra Leone, and other hell on earth places. X is not even a **** in comparsion to these and the other places she has gone. Angie and Brad have risen so far above their petty bullsh*t. That is why the don’t need to respond to everything that is printed and said about them. As Angie has said in the past, “Those people who know me, know what I am about.” And believe me it is not about Ted C. and the other jealous people who consistently try to bring her down. She met with the two highest people in Iraq. How many people, ordinary people not those in the State Dept, etc., can say that? Peace
~~~NEW THREAD~~~
Now? Ok, here I am. By the way, you asked me all kinds of things about myself, but it goes both ways baby. I want an idea about what you’d look like in my head too, lol. Could you give me a few details?
Fefe,
Um…let’s see…blue is my favorite color, black is a close second…I like I like seventies R & B, jazz, blues, and alot of rocking roll and of decent Rap from area groups Fugees, wyclef, lauryn hill, latifah, naughty by nature, reggae, salsa, calypso…music with good funk, rhythm, lyrics and feelings…I have a teen son…I’m divorced…I’m still athletic, I have a mixed heritage…which is AfroHaiDominiRican 2 sides, brown hair, brown eyes, caramel skin, eight inches…haha…I like curvaceous women, intelligent, professional, sense of humor, independent, confident…is this enough?
Yeah, that’s enough. Wow, you sound good looking, lol. Eight inches? D@mn! LOL
You get my heart racing and my blood and juices flowing. Didn’t I tell you to stop it? Now, what’s your preference today? :D
Whatever you’re bringing, I’m happy to handle it love…so, now, what parts set you off…I really enjoy being with you like this…and I think being inside of your warm, soft wetness is a great way to spend some time with you…
There you are baby. :D
I just described what I wanted to do, and I gotta go. :(
You’re such a turn on. When do you want to pick up where we leave off?
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