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During one of his monologues, host Jon Stewart poked fun of pregnant Angelina Jolie.
He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)
Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to…. (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”
Watch the video of Jon Stewart joking about Angelina Jolie here.
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Good nite to all JP FANS who TRULY REPRESENT OUR LOVING AND KIND-HEARTED IDOLS…Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Alexanderina, Julianne, Jill (not the JP hater who post with the same name), Isla, JJoy, oh, angel, newbie and all others…YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Once again,
Let’s learn from our idols Brad and Angelina…when did they ever make X relevant? A couple of interviews mentioning or slightly referring to her…and that was it. Brangie have moved on and lived happily ever after…why can’t we do the same?
More importantly, their passion is not on defending themselves from the attacks from ignoramuses out there including Donald Trump…THEIR PASSION IS ON LOVING THE FAMILY THEY HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH AND IN MAKING THIS WORLD A NICER PLACE FOR EVERYONE!!!
Sweeeet dreams :)
Jill @ 02/25/2008 at 1:49 am
FYI @ 02/25/2008 at 1:34 am
Honey, if you’ve read my posts on Aniston and still think I’m a fan of hers, you are either dangerously deluded or severely retarded. Toss a coin.
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Apparently Anyone here who doesn’t worship Brangelina is automatically Chinnifer Maniston’s biggest fan ever. You can’t just dislike them without being either a huge supporter of Chin or severely jealous of plastic-fantastic, mother theresa reincarnated Angelina.
I’m afraid that there is apparently is no in-between ground or the option of disliking them both.
CLINIQUA @ 02/25/2008 at 1:40 am
yeah…i know that….but….it’s now almost 4 years and 3 or 4 babies….so why keep getting played by their ridiculous lies???….you believe you know the truth about what’s happened and what’s going on so why you keep making that b’tch X relevant by always mentioning her on every comment you posts….
why don’t you reserve your dissing to the TRUE trolls and stop your indiscriminate harping against fans who disagrees w/ you???
i like most of your comebacks against the TRUE trolls but it’s getting too much because you bite the heads off of anyone who disagrees w/ your posts….and that is off putting and making others uncomfortable…
fyi jjoy has been one posting on JustJared since 2006, along with PT, AG, cindy2, elena, and all the old-timers who made the JustJared blog what it was, a fun place to visit, with smackdowns of the trolls but no name-calling, no fighting with the other fans. now it has become such a place where just the slightest difference of opinion gets one labeled a troll.
everyone has the right to pick their own battles, Cliniqua hates
the X Jill ties up the thread shadow boxing with every troll that
comes this way, pot calling the kettle black
Jill @ 02/25/2008 at 1:49 am
still doesn’t change the fact that you can’t stay away from her thread,and don’t act like you don’t bring her name in every single thread that you post.you need to watch your mouth before asking people to do it.
btw, the special mention of some JP fans are just based from the most recent comments on this thread…WE ALL KNOW WHO REPRESENT THE JOLIE PITTS VERY WELL ON THIS WEBSITE and everywhere else….JUST LIKE BRANGELINA, LET’S MAKE LOVE..NOT WAR… PEACE AND GOOD NIGHT!
CLINIQUA @ 02/25/2008 at 1:40 am
you don’t recall my post much because i don’t post much…i lurked sometimes if i am not busy…
also i get tired of the in-fighting on every jolie-pitt’s thread…
3 years ago, i also did a lot of trolls’ bitchslapping…that was then when the comments were more hurtful to me as a fan of Angie’s….now these troll’s comments…nah…only sometimes it gets to me and i respond or just don’t post but lurk….
and when i post a comment i tried not to mention the X on my comebacks bec…she’s nobody…. and she’s not even comparable or an equal to my chickie babe…
but you….you are making her more relevant because you keep mentioning her on every comments you post…just sayin…
Wow why are you fans quarelling over the Fugly Maniston .. If you don’t want to see Cliniqua mentioning Maniston SKIP THE POST!!!! So easy but nooooo YOU all depend Maniston over people posting CRAP about Angelina Jolie.. I’m a FAN of Angelina Jolie I don’t mind Cliniqua posting about Maniston now and then make sense to me I bet only under cover Maniston fan and trolls don’t want to read those things about Maniston. Again SKIIIIIIIPPPPP if you don’t want to read about MANISTON!!! My opinion if you don’t like it SKIPPPPPPPPP!!!
another drama… .. jp fans + jp fans are fighting when this thing gonna stop
ok, i said i was leaving a while ago, but here i am still. M&MS #189, i believe the problem started when julianne, i think that’s the poster’s name made a passive-aggressive comment on the last thread and then on this thread about Cliniqua. If she wanted to, have a discussion about the tone of her posts, instead of going about in a stealth manner. When i saw the posts, i knew the s**t was going to hit the fan when Cliniqua read them, because they were so obvious. Do i always agree with what Cliniqua says, no, but i damn well know she has the right to, and anyone who does not like what she posts, does not have to read them. When i read the horrible things that are written about the JPs everyday by posters on popsugar, x17, even huffingtonpost, i appreciate that we have posters like Cliniqua and PT, and a lot of other posters on JJ who give as good as anybody. I think its a shame that fellow fans have to be at each others throats like this. I am done, or i might get blasted too. Goodnight all.
Brad is a hot fedex guy @ 02/25/2008 at 1:51 am
ITA Brad looks hot in his Fex outfit. LOL I love his sense of humor. I am sure he makes Angelina and the kids laugh.
Luella @ 02/25/2008 at 1:56 am
I like and admire Brad and Angelina very much. I don’t worship the ground either one of them walks on. If that makes me a troll, so be it.
I certainly don’t hate Aniston; there’s nothing there that merits hatred. She has a unique talent for shooting herself in the foot. Watching her is like watching a train wreck; you know you shouldn’t look but you can’t help it.
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FYI @ 02/25/2008 at 2:05 am
I retract the accusations of delusion and retardation. If you think I bring Aniston’s name into every single thread that I post (your words), you are just plain stupid. End of discussion.
Hi! This is my first post. I’ve been reading for a while but never just jumped in with a comment before. I think both AJ and BP are great parents who really like being a family. I’m commenting here because at least there is a positive (mostly) site on the web. I was just reading some of the crazies on US’s website. They are scary. I think the Jon Stewart thing was a cute little nod to a friend who’s expecting a baby. At US it’s the diss heard round the world. US feeds off of AJ and BP with negative posts to build up their hits. After the yuckiness of what I read tonight I won’t be back there. Well Im going back to lurking. PS I think BP’s retro look is to cool for school.
# 187 jjoy @ 02/25/2008 at 1:31 am
Holy fcuk! What the hell happened here? I thought I’d check the thread before heading to bed like I do every night and it looks like a war broke out. I figured things were settling down for the night once the awards were over. I just wanted to know if Brad & Angie surfaced at any of the parties, but apparently not or else y’all would be discussing that instead of, er, other stuff…
I don’t know what happened so I’m staying the hell out of it. I’ve had my own battles with Cliniqua and I had my stalker up my ass earlier today, too boot. I don’t need the aggro before hitting the hay.
Luella @ 02/25/2008 at 1:56 am
*****….we don’t need your kind here….you’re so stupid of coming here and expect to get a warm welcome…shithead!!!
Bella, sorry i missed your post..above is the youtube link on the jimmy kimmel video effing ben affleck which featured our Brad…Good nite for realz.
Brad had his goat in that video,it was probably filmed before ISA.but he was so sexy and his voice,oh god,his voice is so sexy and seductive.
oh please. LOL Yeah - good idea.
Maniston is Fugly there can we get over it now and move on loving the Jolie-Pitt . To the undecover Maniston fans get over it already You bash Angie we bash your fugly idol that how things work in this Universe bwhahahahahahhahahahahah!!!!!
FYI @ 02/25/2008 at 2:28 am Brad had his goat in that video,it was probably filmed before ISA.but he was so sexy and his voice,oh god,his voice is so sexy and seductive.
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Grrrl, I heard that. I want to put that “What did you wish for?” on a sexy azz’d loop, and let it play over and over again. Man, excuse my french - but I bet he can fire angie up with just a few soft words. LMAO That voice was not to be believed.
with that i’m OUT bye FANS and Trolls i hope everything work :-)
Okay night all - it’s been fun. Feel free to NOT diss Maniston all you want!! Peace out - til tomorrowzzzz!
:-D
# 154 malibumom alter ego @ 02/25/2008 at 12:56 am BTW, Fellinelily is wooden legs.
Go to the previous thread and discover for yourself how she outed herself.
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Um what u sayin? I know she has dual names, no one believes shes just FL. More to her story. Tell more please. Jill dant post much, she may not no, but dual persona for FL is a fact ,tell more.
Fine … freedom of speech … agree to disagree …the Voltaire quote … etc, etc.
In my opinion, there are the JP lovers and the JA haters as muc as there are JA lovers and JP haters.
The lovers simply love and adore their idols, share in their happiness, love to read comments lovely and loving coments from other fans and and pray for their idols’, fans’ and everyone’s well-being.
The haters hate everyone except their idols, hate everyone who says anything against their idols, hate everyone who disagrees with them, and they like to stoop down to the levels of other ignoramus haters by thinking that only they can defend their idols from harsh attacks.
Do you believe in an eye for an eye or do you believe that love is the answer to all the ills and evil of this world?
Are u a hater or are u lover?
Sweet blessings to all the lovers, esp. the JP lovers. Gotta work tomorrow, sooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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