Jimmy Kimmel: I’m Effing Ben Affleck!

hahahahhaha this is so freaking funny. love ben

The hatersloveBen and Jen… but they are soooooo together and happy… they have a dinner together on saturday and yesterday theyare looking another house in malibu… here is the pic:

http://img169.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=11971_001_122_837lo.jpg

So pleaseee people, leave jen and ben alone!
Take care of your lives!

F*CKING BEN AFFLECK FOR BEST ORIGINAL SONG AT THE EMMYS 2008!!!!

IF D*CK IN A BOX CAN WIN SO CAN JIMMY KIMMEL!

(I also agree that at least “jen” “bennifer2″ “garner” “alias” whatever, something should’ve slipped in….)

thats to funny.

Lol, I find this new:

Is Barack Obama %&*$ing Ben Affleck too?
We haven’t had much to say about the video hits “I’m F*cking Matt Damon” and the sequel “I’m F*cking Ben Affleck” largely because, like a Saturday Night Live skit, they drag past the point of being funny pretty quick. Plus, Sarah Silverman is in them. But, on the other hand, anything that elevates the profile of our local boys done good is fine with us.

Perhaps presidential candidate Barack Obama is a fan, since he’s enlisted the help of Affleck and his wife Jennifer Garner to raise money in Boston next month.

The A-list couple will appear at VENU on March 16 at 7 p.m. A $50 ticket gets you in the club to hear the couple talk about why they support Obama, and a $250 V.I.P ticket gives you the opportunity to be separated from the riff-raff and attend a private meet-and-greet where you may be lucky enough to snap a picture with the stars for your MySpace page.

If you’re interested in attending, you can buy tickets here.

Why would anyone go to listen to these a-holes speak about Obama. I would rather hear Obama talk about Obama lol.

# 97 to Mediterranean @ 02/26/2008 at 12:18 pm Aahahahahah, you are idiot…

JUST BECAUSE THIS HAPPENED TO BRAD AND JEN A. DOESN’T MEAN THAT WILL HAPPENED WITH BEN AND JEN G.
THEY ARE ANOTHER PEOPLE, ANOTHER COUPLE… FORGET THIS PLEASE…
JEN ANISTON’S FANS WANT ALL THE COUPLES BREAK UP JUST BECAUSE HER MARRIEGE DID NOT WORK…
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU GUYS…
I LIKE JEN ANISTON BUT I DON’T LIKE OF SOME HER FANS…

BEN AND JEN G. THE BEST COUPLE THAN EVER!

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First of all you don’t really who I am because calling me a Jen Aniston’s fan is like a fish on a tree.

Secondly, how can you be soooooo suuuureeee that Ben and Jen G. will never get divorced?

If they do, please do remember what I wrote.

Thirdly, I didn’t make a statement that Ben will divorce his wife, I said anything possible and gave a sample.

Now, do you mind if I call you AN IDIOT?

Totally awsome and insane,

I showed this to my co-workers, and it made me think again, i hope Sarah S. comes back with her own star-studded video featuring a cameo from Angelina and Angie saying, “Sarah is f*c*king Matt Damon, but I AM F*CKING BRAD PITT!” OH YEAHHH!

Don’t know how long this thread will be active… but I heard something on the news re: Damiani Jewlers being robbed!

Casa Damiani in Milan was robbed of approximately $20 Million Dollars US. Four thieves tunneled their way in and pilfered the shop taking Brad Pitt’s designed jewels first, then other pieces.

I thought… WHAT does that have to do with Brad — Then I remembered that he designed the rings for his engagement and wedding to _______, and because of some suit Brad filed AGAINST Damiani for (I think) selling duplicates of Pitt’s “one-of-a-kind” rings which was NOT supposed to happen. Damiani countered by asking Brad to design a line of jewelry exclusively for their shores. Brad agreed.

Does anyone know if he’s still designing for them or does it privately. Talk was the bracelet Angie was wearing at the SAG awards (flat gold one) was designed by him along with other jewelery she wears.

I know a woman who’s fiance bought her an engagement ring and every time another woman commented on it, instead of saying something like: “Isn’t Danny great! I just LOVE what he chose…” or similar, to praise her man his fine taste and love for her… ALL she could do was take the ring off and show people the inscription inside: “Co-designed by Brad Pitt and Damiani”, and say, “I’m closer to Brad than you’ll EVER be.”

Suffice it to say, her attitude turned a LOT of people off her, especially her fiance! They didn’t get married, and he sued her to get the ring back… she disappeared with it! Is that obsessed, or what?!

I really would like some help, here. Anybody know anything?

Thanks in advance… I’ll check back, maybe.

I do apologise from the other people who write comments.

I should have known better and not to respond this concentrated idiot (named her/himself to mediterranean) firstly.

I have never been on Jared’s website for vomitting hatred.

WHAT DOES JLO HAVE TO DO WITH IT.. NOTHING…JUST LIKE BRAD PITT AND JENNIFER ANISTONPUBLICITY 3 YEARS LATER.. WE STILL HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT THEM ..MS ANISTON DOESN’T CARE ABOUT ANGIE SHE HAS MOVED ON WITH HER LIFE…

DIVORCED PEOPLE DO NOT CARE ABOUT BUMPING INTO THEIR
EXES ..

JUST GLAD THAT ALL THE CELEBRITIES WERE NICE TO BEN!

wow, i definatly thin jimmy won… yea epic win