Mon, 25 February 2008 at 2:24 am

Jimmy Kimmel: I’m Effing Ben Affleck!

Jimmy Kimmel got revenge on longtime girlfriend Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon. (Remember earlier this month, Silverman admitted to effing Damon.)

Kimmel created a rebuttal music video revealing his newfound romance with Matt’s childhood friend Ben Affleck on the TV special Jimmy Kimmel Live: After the Academy Awards.

Jimmy enlisted the help of some of his hot shot friends which included: Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Don Cheadle, Robin Williams, Huey Lewis, Rebecca Romijn, Macy Gray, Pete Wentz, Dominic Monaghan, Joel and Benji Madden, Josh Groban, Christina Applegate, Meat Loaf, Perry Farrell, Lance Bass, Joan Jett and Christopher Mintz-Plasse “McLovin” sang along with a gospel choir exhibiting solidarity for Kimmel and Affleck. There was even a special congratulatory cake presented to the host by a superstar delivery man–Brad Pitt!

Jimmy Kimmel to Sarah Silverman: I’m Effing Ben Affleck!

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# 101

racists @ 02/26/2008 at 3:48 pm

Oh, that is strange…because Ben called all Democrats P#ssys including Barack Obama…weird cuz Ben is a racist!!!!

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# 102

disgusting @ 02/26/2008 at 3:50 pm

Why would anyone go to listen to these a-holes speak about Obama. I would rather hear Obama talk about Obama lol.

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# 103

jason @ 02/26/2008 at 4:06 pm

I want to goooo, of coursee… you can buy tickets here:

http://www.bostonmagazine.com/blogs/boston/2008/02/26/is-barack-obama-ing-ben-affleck-too

I want to see jennifer!

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# 104

Mediterranean @ 02/26/2008 at 4:28 pm

# 97 to Mediterranean @ 02/26/2008 at 12:18 pm Aahahahahah, you are idiot…

JUST BECAUSE THIS HAPPENED TO BRAD AND JEN A. DOESN’T MEAN THAT WILL HAPPENED WITH BEN AND JEN G.
THEY ARE ANOTHER PEOPLE, ANOTHER COUPLE… FORGET THIS PLEASE…
JEN ANISTON’S FANS WANT ALL THE COUPLES BREAK UP JUST BECAUSE HER MARRIEGE DID NOT WORK…
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU GUYS…
I LIKE JEN ANISTON BUT I DON’T LIKE OF SOME HER FANS…

BEN AND JEN G. THE BEST COUPLE THAN EVER!

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First of all you don’t really who I am because calling me a Jen Aniston’s fan is like a fish on a tree.

Secondly, how can you be soooooo suuuureeee that Ben and Jen G. will never get divorced?

If they do, please do remember what I wrote.

Thirdly, I didn’t make a statement that Ben will divorce his wife, I said anything possible and gave a sample.

Now, do you mind if I call you AN IDIOT?

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# 105

to Mediterranean @ 02/26/2008 at 4:35 pm

First, I KNOW that you are a jen anistion fan because a saw o lot of posts of you in jen aniston’s topics…

Second, I NEVER said that ben and jen are getting a divorce some day… we don’t know about the future right? I just say that they are a couple now, thay have a beautiful family and are together… but I don’t know about the future… maybe they will have a divorce someday or maybe they will stay together forever… who knows?

And Thirdly, is soooo clear that you want they divorce…

But well, they are together now!

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# 106

lookwhaticando @ 02/26/2008 at 7:13 pm

Totally awsome and insane,

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# 107

alia @ 02/26/2008 at 9:05 pm

LOL….I saw this video a few days ago and it’s still hilarious!
Brad was a great sport :)
and Ben was hilarious too….are Brad and Ben friends?

anyways: I’m assuming this started a quarrel in the Silverman/Kimmel household : /

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# 108

PINKY JP @ 02/26/2008 at 11:17 pm

I showed this to my co-workers, and it made me think again, i hope Sarah S. comes back with her own star-studded video featuring a cameo from Angelina and Angie saying, “Sarah is f*c*king Matt Damon, but I AM F*CKING BRAD PITT!” OH YEAHHH!

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# 109

Mediterranean @ 02/27/2008 at 3:41 am

to Mediterranean @ 02/26/2008 at 4:35 pm First, I KNOW that you are a jen anistion fan because a saw o lot of posts of you in jen aniston’s topics…

And Thirdly, is soooo clear that you want they divorce…

But well, they are together now!

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When you see my name, it’s better to read what I write about Jen A. and understand it well. I do dislike Jen A. very much since she has been so stupid like the one I am responding right now.

I AM A FAN OF ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT as far as they have started to shoot movies. That’s why do not make a irrational comment before you get all things right.

Ask about me to anyone who is on JJ almost for at least TWO (2) YEARS…… They will tell you who I am fan of!

Ben will divorce Jen G. just because I wish so, “IF” I really wish this happens by the way.

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# 110

rossy40 @ 02/27/2008 at 5:19 am

Don’t know how long this thread will be active… but I heard something on the news re: Damiani Jewlers being robbed!

Casa Damiani in Milan was robbed of approximately $20 Million Dollars US. Four thieves tunneled their way in and pilfered the shop taking Brad Pitt’s designed jewels first, then other pieces.

I thought… WHAT does that have to do with Brad — Then I remembered that he designed the rings for his engagement and wedding to _______, and because of some suit Brad filed AGAINST Damiani for (I think) selling duplicates of Pitt’s “one-of-a-kind” rings which was NOT supposed to happen. Damiani countered by asking Brad to design a line of jewelry exclusively for their shores. Brad agreed.

Does anyone know if he’s still designing for them or does it privately. Talk was the bracelet Angie was wearing at the SAG awards (flat gold one) was designed by him along with other jewelery she wears.

I know a woman who’s fiance bought her an engagement ring and every time another woman commented on it, instead of saying something like: “Isn’t Danny great! I just LOVE what he chose…” or similar, to praise her man his fine taste and love for her… ALL she could do was take the ring off and show people the inscription inside: “Co-designed by Brad Pitt and Damiani”, and say, “I’m closer to Brad than you’ll EVER be.”

Suffice it to say, her attitude turned a LOT of people off her, especially her fiance! They didn’t get married, and he sued her to get the ring back… she disappeared with it! Is that obsessed, or what?!

I really would like some help, here. Anybody know anything?

Thanks in advance… I’ll check back, maybe.

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# 111

to Mediterranean @ 02/27/2008 at 8:03 am

ahahahahhaahh, you are pathetic…

Maybe one day jen and ben will getting a divorce… maybe one day brad and angelina will getting a divorce too… who knows? Nothing last forever baby…

I’m sure you are a J-lo fans… well, bad for you!

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# 112

Mediterranean @ 02/27/2008 at 8:16 am

I do apologise from the other people who write comments.

I should have known better and not to respond this concentrated idiot (named her/himself to mediterranean) firstly.

I have never been on Jared’s website for vomitting hatred.

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# 113

to Mediterranean @ 02/27/2008 at 8:50 am

**** You loser!
Get life…
and leave ben and jen aloneeee!!!

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# 114

BETSEY SMITH @ 02/27/2008 at 12:55 pm

WHAT DOES JLO HAVE TO DO WITH IT.. NOTHING…JUST LIKE BRAD PITT AND JENNIFER ANISTONPUBLICITY 3 YEARS LATER.. WE STILL HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT THEM ..MS ANISTON DOESN’T CARE ABOUT ANGIE SHE HAS MOVED ON WITH HER LIFE…

DIVORCED PEOPLE DO NOT CARE ABOUT BUMPING INTO THEIR
EXES ..

JUST GLAD THAT ALL THE CELEBRITIES WERE NICE TO BEN!

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# 115

Julianne @ 02/28/2008 at 11:59 pm

That is one of the funniest video’s I have seen in a very long time…many thanks for the post….